#shut up chocolate

[glitterdustcyclops]

i really genuinely love that sam has started working more and more with game designers for game changer, and approaching the concept of a comedy game show with, like, legit game design principles

i'm sure it makes it more fun* for the cast to play, and therefore, makes it more fun for the audience to watch them playing it

*fun here encompassing the "fun" you get when your DM has locked you in a devious torture prison and your only goal in life has become fucking him over royally for it. which is a kind of fun that gamers like to experience some times. it's enrichment.

#shut up chocolate #dropout #game changer

[nessa007]

#i won’t shut up about this lol #scotland #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka #twitter

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[cozylittleartblog]

swatchvember prompt: party

happy 37th birthday to Microsoft Paint ✨🎂🎉🎈

#deltarune #swatch #swatchlings #tasque manager #queen #art #swatchvember #THE ONE PROMPT I COULD NOT AFFORD TO MISS THE DATE ON #''guys what theme should we do for the bosses cake'' ''what if we made 3 cakes with diff themes and stacked them on top of each other'' #''by the fountains Percy you are a genius'' #queen makes them run around all day doing stupid shit and they finally get to the cafe and mysteriously its rented out #they cannot believe this is the first they're hearing of it this stuff usually has to go through them first #they very quickly find out that queen is also behind this and it is a huge private party just for them <3 they work so hard they deserve it #she is Snapping that stupid party hat onto their stupid head #and Repeatedly shoving a second one over the end of their beak all night to be annoying #yknow its good when swatch breaks character and actually Emotes but its an even better sign when they go completely static #because that means they are hiding an absolutely embarrassing display of emotion and its taking All of their energy #the cake flavors are strawberry - chocolate/vanilla split - and Funfetti btw #... funfetti is just vanilla with sprinkles in it last i checked but Shut Up Lmao #also i totally messed up their mood tints i figured fear was yellow but happiness is also yellow. so. i decided fear is more of a #highlighter/yellow-green color and happiness yellow is like a. nice mac and cheese yellow :) very warm but still distinctly golden #one is pleasant to look at and one is terrible

[summers-pratt]

You know what's insane bananas bonkerballs? After 118 years together, Spike STILL was getting Drusilla Valentines Day gifts. He is out there acquiring the most gaudy gorgeous necklace for his lady love after a century of acquiring gaudy gorgeous jewelry. Wife guy of all time.

#who is wifeguying like him nobody thats who #he gets buffy the whole nine yards of cheesy valentines day gifts their first one together #roses chocolates teddy bear holding a heart that has 'i love you beary much' embroidered on it #locket on a chain with pictures of dawn and joyce inside #and buffys brain shuts down #shes clutching the bear to her chest and sobbing and spike thinks she hates it all and him and starts apologizing #but buffy cuts him off by jumping on him and kissing him and it ends up being the best valentines day either of them ever have had

[vizziefizzie]

Sillies and Sweets!

reblogs appreciated!

#happy valentine's day #vizzie makes a comic speedrun any % #pkmn #pokemon #hgss #trainer ethan #trainer silver #rival silver #huntershipping #or as the server likes to call it: #homieshipping #also yes those are chocolate covered berries #I hc that silver's favorite flavor is sweet and ethan's is sour #also please help ethan #he will get a tummy ache #shut up vizzie #vizzie art

[vee-thebee]

Victor Timely @ that hunter

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#loki #loki spoilers #loki season 2 #victor timely #kang the conqueror #okay i know i literally didn't shut up about timely last week #because i was complaining #but this is different #this scene was too cute #and adding onto that #the hunter had apparently never had hot chocolate before? #and so when he tasted it he about lost his shit #because it was so good #and then timely looked so proud of himself #PLEASE #i about screamed #turns out i might be a victor timely stan #he is so good #i might protect this man with my life i fear #venus rambles in tags

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

okay guys lets play splatoon

#“white chocolate isnt ch-” i know i know shut up #gio talks #polls

[fightzaynfight]

as sami zayn provides an insightful answer during night one's post-show press conference, kevin owens does his level best to open a snickers bar as quietly and unobtrusively as humanly possible.

#shut up kell #my gifs #image IDs are in the alt text! #you ever been so whipped for a man that you make six gifs of him opening a fuckin chocolate bar. #it's apocalyptic out here. #ANYWAYS. HES SO CUTE AND I'M SO HAPPY AND THEY ARE SO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS #wwe #wrestlemania 39 #kevin owens #kevin #britneyyeah.gif #hall of shame #gifs

[blapis-blazuli]

They got into my chocolates

#Norman Osborn #Green Goblin #Doctor Otto Octavius #Doctor Octopus #Doc Ock #chocolate #Octogoblin #happy Valentines day have something goofy I guess #(I don't have many flat open areas to work with that aren't the floor forgive me) #shut up Blapis

[authorgirl0131]

In the play version of Willy Wonka, Willy and the candy store owner, Bill, are very obviously the same person. It's not a theory, it's literally written into the professional script. I have receipts. Wonka himself handed Charlie the final golden ticket and then sprinted back to the factory for the tour that was going to take place in ten minutes absolute maximum, in this essay I will-

And yes, I actually have the essay. Give me a reason because I spent over an hour on it.

#shut up aaron #willy wonka #charlie and the chocolate factory #bill catcf #charlie bucket

[glitterdustcyclops]

just watched an interview with neil getting emotional over how much playing astarion has meant to him which was very sweet but also he mentioned that apparently now when he's being especially mischievous he laughs like astarion and i find that incredibly fucking endearing omg

#shut up chocolate #astarion #we continue to be down apocalyptic this is fine

[valleydean]

one day imma open tiktok and see chocolate guy building a mfing 3 story house with functioning indoor plumbing outta chocolate

#shut up mallory #chocolate guy

[archgabrielangel]

can we talk about how much luke *adored* thalia? almost in every interaction between them in The Diary of Luke Castellan, he talks about how he'd do anything she'd ask. he was literally so attached to her and it must've broke him when he poisoned her tree. but in the end, even though he said he would use the golden fleece to heal her tree, overthrowing the gods and getting camp half blood off the map was more important to him ig so...🤷‍♂️

#“The compliment warmed me like a cup of hot chocolate. I'm a sucker that way.” #SHUT UP #THATS LITERALLY SO ADORABLE???? #we do not ship thalia and luke in this house btw #luke castellan #thalia grace #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians

[maudiemoods]

Almost forgot how it feels to be so anxious I can't breathe! Thanks for the reminder, auto shop <3!

#dont mind me! i am #venting #my head feels lkke it's going to implode #i need hot chocolate or i will die #life would be so easy if i had $100000000000000 monies #ren won't shut up #trying so hard to not let this get yo me #haven't even cried (yet) #aughrgrg money isn't an issue i got that i just #ive spent so much already #and i was hoping to have made progress #and it feels like i haven't

[hiya-itsamber]

FUCK men because NO ONE will talk about me the way my friends do.

#“you're not a shot of espresso you're the feeling of holding a hot chocolate in the winter and feeling the warmth seep into your hands” #me realising i am loved in a way that matters: #amber shut up