#sike dont do that

[atrial-ofhorror-if]

A wild Kohaku appears!

*Throw pokèball!*

#sike dont do that #the man is a menace #a trial of horror #little writing snippet #if wip #twine game #twine #youll see this scene in the update. #whenever i get it out 🥴🥴🥴

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

me, googling, expecting smth to do with cars perhaps: wheelhouse wikipedia:

#me writing abt the tardis 'it's not really in her wheelhouse' #me: hehe she doesnt even have wheels #me: i should check where that word comes from probably like a garage?? #wikipedia: sike #then where does the expression come from?? #they think these things were for rituals #what...........does it mean....................to say smth is in your wheelhouse #im imagining myself like 🧍next to a roundish building made of stones under which ive buried a greak auk #whta does that mean #this is my wheelhouse i do sacrifices here #oh it might have come from baseball trains or ships #it's always trains or ships isnt it #transport is just a big part of peoples lives #and baseball too. i guess #anyway. she could be a wheelhouse #dont need wheels for it #but shes too cubey i guess

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Summary of my feelings on Descendants 4 currently:

#disney descendants #descendants #descendants 4 #i didnt even have any faith in this film and yet they let me down somehow #only descendants can do this i swear #like film literally already showing they have learnt nothing on how they treat characters of color #given they promoted dana as playing chloe initally...only to be like 'sike! shes playing umas villainfied sister #and we got someone lighter for chloe instead!' #and yes they villainifying umas sister #cause they for some reason gotta keep villainifying uma and her sister #all cause uma dared to dislike mal the girl that made it her mission to bully uma on the isle #and they also casted younger cinderella lighter then older her and made younger cindy blunt and a chip on her shoulder #cause i guess disney decided as soon as cindy was no longer white she couldnt be optimistic and hopeful like animated her #and dont get me started on the plot #just #made my opinion on the time travel plot clear: its bad

[redstrewn]

Part of me is team "leander is like that to everyone" bc he also plans to recruit MC into his Bloodhounds in the future ("not yet"). Despite knowing the Bloodhounds for years he isn't close to them. Makes me think he ups the charm and seduction to anyone who may be of use to him to get them to pledge their allegiance.

#his jealousy could be because he wants this power to be something he owns and not be taken away by anyone else #the emotional exclusivity (from touch) is a bonus to his egotistical nature #but idk...who knows..... #it just doesnt make sense for me that he instantly holds genuine affection just because of touch. because what about all #the other people he knows aside from the other LIs who have left him? why would MC be special other than what their power could #do for him and how their touch boosts his ego? #love at first sight doesnt exist in a world like this. but maybe obsession is. #redstrewn leandering #youre telling me not ONE person has been tender with him in all these years? while he acts like THAT??? #i dont believe it #“love will never end” in the audio files is the only thing that is standing in the way of this theory of mine. but maybe it's one-sided. #if this is too upsetting feel free to ignore me im just projecting my emotional defense pessimism onto this character #it simply makes no sense to me that being the one exclusively touched is what makes him genuinely in love #it simply makes no sense to me that this is the first time hes been treated tenderly #i have met too many ppl like him #they make u feel sooo special and then SIKE it never rly mattered who u are. just what u could do for them #the difference is hes hot and big and buff and has no regard for the laws of his universe and will inevitably eat shit #ofc im hooked. i wanna see him eat shit. also kiss him #ofc this is a ROMANCE game and hes still a love interest. but i think his true romantic feelings might come later

[lonelym00n]

one fucked up thing i love about myself is that ill be crying and feeling like im falling down a deep dark hole with no escape in sight but then i find out i got a good exam grade and suddenly everything is better

#88 on macroeconomics baby lets gooo #academic validation u are my one true love #what will i do without u #the way the grade dried up the rest of my tears is crazy #im setting myself up really badly bc tmr when i wake up and see that i didnt do well on chem all my dreams will shatter #to everyone who thought this was a fanfic blog how does it feel to get siked out #u guys are my therapists except i dont pay u any money 🫶 #sporadic thoughts :d

[beef-unknwn]

Im this 👌 close to yapping about toralei again. But I shan't. Otherwise it would spoil the next comic im cooking

#don't look over here #STOP #DON'T LOOK AT THE TAGS #I WON'T YAP HERE PROMISE #LOOK AWAY #GO GET OUT #exits right over there thanks ☺️ #are they gone? #okay so her identity as a person #SIKE #seriously leave #you're wasting your time #this is a bit #im doing a bit and youre falling for it #dummy #hey guys! get a load of this absolute dum dum!! #they think they're gonna catch me lacking and yapping about toralei #dont they know i oh god what is that #that thing in the sky look #is that an eyeb

[seakrisp]

You're Living Your Worse You

I recently rewatched everything everywhere all at once and haha fun times

no scribbles ver:

#I hope yall dont mind me doing self portraits/ vent arts #SIKE idc I draw whatever I want #if u do end up liking it thank you #seajjae illustrations #vent art #eeaao #everything everywhere all at once #quote #losing my mind everyday #this isn't homestuck #this is how I draw my irlself #pls don't call me John egbert #I will strangle you and ur whole familu #digital art

[oflgtfol]

ive been in a venom mood lately i keep telling myself maybe this is finally my sign to start reading comics again but then i just keep fucking falling asleep as soon as i get home

#literally only reason im even on tumblr rn is because i fell asleep at like 8pm. and woke up like an hour ago #so now im wide awake at almost 3am #i had so many plans for tonight but now i cant do them bc its 3am and not like. 10pm. #like i had only a 5 hour shift today for the first time in 4evar. and in the MORNING TOO. so i was like wow i actually have free time #but then sike. no i dont. bc i fucking slept through it. sighs #maybe i'll just start browsing marvel wiki again to get an idea of where to go #OR WAIT NO. its been so long since i read any comics i feel like i actually wanna get back into it by rereading !!! #let me go reread the asm issues for the tenth time. my beloved venom origin comics #brot posts #v posting #would u all believe its been over a year since i read a comic. #or wait no i was reading the lethal protector 2 issues earlier this year #but yknow they were one offs i mean i havent been consistently comic reading in my free time for over a year

[totentnz]

good evening gamers im currently obsessed with au v slamming her entire body into smasher so he doesnt kill johnny

#sammy says shit #i know it ruins the story but thats the whole point #love reverberates through the universes to save him #if that makes sense #au: generation doom #its the au where v is not a netrunner but #how do i say this without being snnoying #sike i cant bc the whole concept is annoying #anyway #was in the military they pumped her full of cyberware to test out a new type of super soldier #she got out #how? dont know its called a plothole #they meet when johnny tries to safe alt (they still fail thats why the tower bombing still happens) #and yeah thats about it #oh yeah she dies btw #LMAO #and then the timeline splits once again so au: bury a friend can happen #v ends up in mikoshi and takes johnnys place essentially #originally i was just gonna have them swap places so v is the engram and johnny is the merc #but that didnt make sense (i say as if any of this makes sense) #its more of a johnny and rogue/ kerry situation #where v asks the host to go visit johnny for her #how is he still alive? idk spite? to honour a friend? #he's so mad at her too bc he fully wanted to die on that op and you know it

[beholdenning]

a kiss to make each other feel alive 

He’d been doing this for a few moments, taking advantage of their time alone, unable to explain the strong pull to be close but not fighting it either.

“Denning.” Another kiss to their neck, Zelkov alternating kisses and his words to them, embraced close. “Denning, *Denning*, Denning,” like a chant, reaffirming them as Denning, kissing up their neck to their ear where his voice went straight into their mind,

Zelkov’s words failed to express the deep, nurturing, swell of affection for him, gently guiding him back against the wall in his quarters, hands on Denning’s chest as he went in for another kiss, head tilted, kissing deeply, making sure by body language that Denning felt comforted and not trapped or overwhelmed. Zelkov avoided the bed entirely, not wanting to give them a wrong impression or do anything that might make them uncomfortable, kiss ending so he could murmur into their ear again,

“Tell, or *show* me how you feel. I know you feel.”

➵ kiss meme.

They would tear out their name for him, give it to him freely, take his hands to close his fingers around it, have him do with it as he sees fit — Instead, Zelkov lays it out, maps the letters of it along his lungs, his throat, his teeth, tongue and lips, prints it upon their skin as gifts anew, over and over and over. Again choosing to mend, to create rather than lay waste or discard, their flesh and self labeled not with numbers, not with function, not with purpose, but with...

They cannot reciprocate like this, not with the way he noses at their throat, at their ear, makes sure that their name is securely tethered to them for good; Denning can do little more than continue to offer, bare their throat, rumbling softly at the contact of bright life with it, sharpen their focus so that they would never even dare to forget his cadence.

zelkov, they want to respond, even though every human seems to have a name, even if only to return even a fraction of that which wells in them at the sound of their own. zelkov. They mouth it into the room as his lips touch the shell of their ear, the k that slips softened into a khhr, a strange chirrup.

Even being crowded against a wall holds no threat, and they let themself be led, surrendering to his guidance. They lean against the wall for purchase, but still lean towards the other like a moth to light. Honed archer's instinct remains silent, a silence they find amenable in exchange for this, pale hands slipping from where they grasped at his shoulders down to rest at his waist, lips parting in invitation as their head tilts counterclock for they cannot help but give and give and give,

The morph does not need to breathe, but he does, but this parting is not from a shortness of breath. Golden eyes stare wide past him, glimmering in the low light as they take pause.

he knows? do i?

(he holds my name, my arms, my eyes. of course he does.)

Another soft chitter, khrr, another attempt to speak his name. Denning will have to practice that. In lieu of words, their arms pull him closer, insistent, pushing their face into the side of his neck to bask in his spark, the boundary between them and how thin it seems. Gratitude runs hot under their skin, threatening to breach, to douse them both in pitch-night. Lips meet Zelkov's jugular, softly, mouth his name against the skin, over and over, trailing up to his jaw.

By his ear, in turn, softly, affectionate: "Thank you,"

And claim his lips, eager to continue, to prove the veracity of spoken word.

#fucking sike i dont think ill be able to sleep if i dont do this right now #;answered #elusivia #shaking like a leaf rn not going to lie <3 #THAT LAST LINE WAS SO LOADED IVE BEEN THINKING ABT IT LTIERALLY ALL DAY YOU AHVE NO IDEA #i feel so ill i need to lie down

[enluv]

if you follow me (and are a writer who meets all my carrd requirements) and want to be moots pls send me an ask!! sometimes when people follow me the notification that you followed me gets swept away with other notifications so if I missed you PLS send me an ask!

#I’m sitting here thinking I follow half the people I absolutely adore back and the boom #SIKE! i do nawt! #pls forgive me 😫 #just send me an ask to be moots hehe!! i love making moots! #i get saur embarrassed when i realize I’ve been talking or interacting with someone think we are moots and i dont fb 😫 pls pls lmk!! #SOBS #chit chat with coco <3

[sw4tch]

would you still love me if i ran a campaign for the transform ers ttrpg

#sike i know it's never gonna happen bcus I'd like to run a campai gn for it with friends that know about tf but that number is a sad 1 #snaily blabber #but oh in my d reams i get to run a los t ligh t campaig n full of the usual hijinks they get into 😔💕 #i mean to be fair my frien ds dont have to KNOW EVERYTHING but ideally they should at least like these dumb gian t robo ts #and it has prove n to be a hard sa le #but also. dunno. the frien ds that might be interested in it aren't too into rp even if they DO like dn d and have had campaigns before. #in conclusion: running a ttr pg campaign with friends level IMPOSSI BLE #not to mention idk how to dm properly so starting off with one with already a higher concept is. unadvisable. probably.

[red-dyed-sarumane]

are u kidding me yowanecity took down groom groove. tragic loss for this community

#please say sike please put in back up #u would think by now i would know to download songs i like #but im always like ill do it later & then dont

[aropride]

anyone mind if i lyricpost. THE FLOOR CAVED IN AND I'M BATHED IN MY SINS THIS RAGE WITHIN'S FINNA BREAK MY SKIN. BINGE TO SLOW THESE RAGING WINDS, THIS STAIN ON MY BRAIN CANNOT BE CLEANSED, DEAR GOD IF YOU REALLY MEANT HOLD THAT SHIT, LOVE ME FOR WHAT I AM I REFUSE TO REPENT TO A MAN OF OMNISCIENCE. AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE NOT HIP, AIN'T PIERCED MY SKIN IN GOOD TIME, THAT'S A WIN, MY MOTHER'S GLAD THAT I'M NOT DEAD, THAT'S A WIN I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR UNTETHERED OPINION. SCORCHING HOT TAKES ON THE MORALITY OF MEN WITH YOUR PERSONAL SPIN, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST FUCK WHAT YOU THINK IF YOU'RE INTIMIDATED BY GREATNESS GO AHEAD SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#text #/ly #WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT MOLLY? WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DRINK? DON'T SAY YOU FEEL ME UNTIL YOU'RE DANGLED FROM THE BRINK #WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ANXIETY AND NEVERENDING RIVALRY WITH EVERY LEGENDARY IDOL WHILE YOUR MIND IS SPINNING WILDLY? #PSYCHOSIS DONT STRIKE WHEN THE TIMINGS NICE‚ SENDS YOUR MOTHER INTO FRIGHT AND STRETCHES YOUR FRIENDSHIP TIGHT #DEPRESSION DOESN'T DEIGN DEPTH IT MAKES YOU NOT WANNA WRITE‚ ANXIETY IS NOT CUTE IT MAKES YOU SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE #I AM OVERCOME WITH INSECURITY AND SPITE‚ ALIENATING CLOSE CONFIDANTS TO QUELL TRAITS THAT I DON'T EVEN LIKE #I TRY TO QUIT THE BOOZE FEEL PRETENTIOUS YELL SIKE SPEAK A SENTENCE YELL SIKE #SHE TELLS ME IM PRECIOUS EVEN IF I DON'T IMPRESS HER YELL SIKE #IT NEVER GOES AWAY IT NEVER EVER GETS TO FADE #I CAN DO THE PRETTY FACE‚ I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO WAKE‚ I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO MOVE AT A HUMANOID PACE #MAINTAIN THIS DAM SO IT NEVER QUITE BREAKS I HAVE NO CHOICE IT'S DEATH OR THE CHASE #I CAN NOT GO TO WASTE I NEED TO CREATE I WANNA BE OKAY BUT I NEED TO BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!! #YOU WANNA BE COOL? YOU WANNA KNOW SOMEBODY? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY. #WANNA LOSE YOUR FRIENDS? YOU WANNA KNOW NOBODY? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY #YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR BODY? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY. #YOU WANNA FEEL PEACE ONLY WHEN YOU'RE ON MOLLY? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY. #YOU WANNA NEVER ONCE FEEL PRIDE IN YOUR WORK? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY. #YOU WANNA NEVER BE ABLE TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY #YOU WANNA SPEND LIFE DECORATING YOUR HEARSE? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY. #YOU WANNA BE SPECIAL? WANNA BEAR THIS CURSE? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PARTY!!!!! #X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #um wellt hat was the whole rest of the song sorry

[eerna]

Finishing the main storyline in Odyssey: Yayyyy my family is fixed and happy and now we shall travel the Aegean Sea together and be the greatest adventurers of all time <3<3<3

Finishing the main storyline in Origins: My wife girlbossed so hard she divorced me and moved to another continent. Nothing will ever fill the void in my heart and I no longer have any purpose in life so I guess I’ll go travel the country or smth idk

#all throughout the game i was like ''well they are an iconic power couple but i dont think that's a very healthy emotional connection???'' #and then the game was like ''ur right :3'' #and i was like ''say sike right now'' #i suppose this would make me happier if i had any emotional connection whatsoever to the assassins but i do not #i only have the loosest idea of what they even are from what i remember from my brother playing the other games #so i am just sitting here like damn aya you didn't have to break my heart like that what the fuck #ac liveblog

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

my friend came over to my house and then i drove her home and then i had to drive home by myself so i am feeling totally fine and not at all insane

#all my childhood friends went to uni and now theyre different people and i dont know them anymore. blowing upthe whole world about this btw #that quote where its like i dont know what to do with this love.... ougrroughuur.... #em sadposting?? is this real??? please say sike #thank god ive still got my friend i saw today. even if we only see eachother every few months #actually shes the one who introduced me to ghosts!! so this entire blog is kinda her fault LMAO #shoutout to millie fr. yearning to be 14 years old camping in a field with you and the gang again. fuck #my posts