#sitcomnatural

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Castiel comes to Sam for advice about his crush on Dean but he obfuscates who he's talking about successfully because Sam doesn't know just how much he and Dean hang out without him.

Dean, obliquely trying to come out to Sam during a conversation about settling down: besides who would even want to date me long term. Cas is the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend in years.

Sam, casual and oblivious: I think Cas has a boyfriend.

Dean:...What????

Sam: yeah he told me about him. He's like a drummer or something, travels cross country a lot. I thought you knew? It's pretty serious, they've been together like 8 years I think?

Dean, seething with jealousy and horror: What's he like? Have you met him? What the fuck??

Sam, delighted to have more info on Cas than Dean does for once: Cas really didn't tell you? Well I guess that makes sense. I've always thought he and I share a more profound bond.

Dean: Sam.

Sam: Okay, okay. I haven't met him but from what Cas says, he's like, a real dork. Won't let anyone touch his CD collection, always brings up movie references no one has ever heard of- although it is Cas, who knows what his scale of normal movies is. He's good with kids, apparently.

Dean: sounds annoying.

Sam: ha! That's funny. I said he sounded like you, and Cas gave me a death stare. Yeah just like that one.

Dean: what does Cas want with a normie guy like that? And why didn't he tell me? There's gotta be something going on with this dude. This whole thing stinks. And - wait. Hold the phone. Cas is gay????

Sam: dude, you've met Cas, right?

Dean: shut up!!!! Keep talking. Where can I find this sonofabitch and how can we find out his intentions

Sam: well according to Cas he intends to be [cas impression] 'adorable and infuriating at the same time and succeeds on both counts'. Cas seems pretty happy with the guy, I think we should just be happy for him.

Dean, heartbroken and hiding it gruffly: yeah. I'm fucking ecststic.

#destiel #*zaps supernatural with my beam* sitcom NOW! #sitcomnatural #I love writing silly dialogue like this it's soooo fun. sam isn't stupid he just has Sam Plots happening whenever Cas confides in him #Castiel: he's got a psychosexual fascination with his car. Sam (actively fighting off lucifer in his brain): and he's in a band you say. #cawis creates

[hauntedpearl]

no but if dean met ron swanson he would bend over backwards trying to prove he was the man™ and would fail spectacularly and then he'd try to kill himself. cas and ron however. instant besties. they don't say a word to each other. this makes dean more insane btw.

#atleast early seasons dean #well as late as 12/13 season too maybe #it would be really funny tho #sorry i just say thinga don't i #doe is talking again #spn posting #sitcomnatural #suicide ment #(sorry about that one!)

[hermywolf]

s11 of supernatural is literally everything to me it was so fun it was the closest we ever came to sitcomnatural ive talked at length about how amazing the finale is it has peak chuck characterization it has casifer it has baby it has the best of the crowley and rowena plotline it has everyone teaming up in the end it has a bunch of all powerful cosmic entities just kinda hanging out at the bunker it has lucifer stealing sam’s room it has fare thee well scene my beloved fare thee well scene it has mary coming back it has metatron’s speech about humanity it has some great destiel scenes it has dean stopping the big bad with the power of love and friendship i love s11 so much

#s11 #spn #hermy posts

[wormstacheangel]

there should have been a supernatural episode where things kept getting progressively awkward in a comedic way. they are just undercover and trying to stop this cult from sacrificing someone so they are trying to blend in and be the next victim but they are almost caught in their lie way too much. 

Dean is like “oh i just moved in with my...my um-” oh good Charlie just walked in! “My wife!” 

Charlie is shocked and tries to walk back but Dean catches her arm and pulls her forward. “Dude, play along they might kill us.”

Charlie plasters a big fake smile on her lips and nods. “Yup. That’s me. The wife. To this...this guy.”

“Too much, Charles.” Dean whispers while Charlie whispers back, “If you try to kiss me I’ll kill you myself.”

And they are trying to play house in a rented house and then Cas walks in, who was suppose to stay hidden in the motel with Sam, with grocery bags in tow. “Dean, sweetheart, I forgot to fill the fridge before I left you. And I know you wouldn’t do it-” Cas looks up to see Charlie and Dean holding hands and sitting too close to each other. He looks at them confused before he notices the other people in the room. “What’s going-?”

“Ah! Brother!” Dean quickly gets up to take the bags from Cas. “This is my brother, Cas.”

“Your brother calls you ‘sweetheart’?” The possible monsters ask with a raised brow.

“He’s being sarcastic.”

Dean explains whats going on to Cas and Cas nods in understanding. And plays the brother role way to hard and awkwardly cause he still stands way too close to Cas. And Charlie already has the habit of not getting in their way so she moves further from Dean. And the people notice as the afternoon keeps going.

And then Sam walks in worried cause Cas never came back and nobody is answering their phones and Cas panics and announces Sam is his boyfriend and Dean says, “You really couldn’t think of anything else.”

“No. I-I panicked.”

“Well take your damn boyfriend and explain the situation.” But Sam is already running his mouth about the weird town atmosphere and that there is definitely something weird going on and Cas panics and kisses Sam’s cheek but at the same time says, “Shut the fuck up, Sam.”

Dean and Charlie laugh it off before Cas says, “Sorry, my boyfriend believes in aliens so don’t mind him.”

And they are all acting weird and the monster people notice how dean and cas gravitate towards each other. And how Charlie keeps sweating and mumbling, “Wait what do I do now?” and Sam is good at playing the role he was given to Dean’s annoyance. 

Then it turns on those people weren’t the cult monsters and someone died while they were doing this dumb normal gig thing so then they start yelling at each other while the normal people who just wanted to welcome the new people to the neighborhood are trying to sneak away, practically crawling. 

all of this happens in the opening of the episode. 

#spn #i thought of something dumb so here you go #i should be writing but this popped into my head cause i am watching the nanny and i love old sitcoms #what happens the rest of the episode idk #supernatural #Team Dumbass #destiel #deancas #charlie #sam #dean #cas #dean and cas are together in this btw #My writing #wormstachewrites #fic #crack #im not gonna edit this btw i just typed away and this came out so enjoy it mistakes and all #sitcomnatural

[tsurangaconundrum]

sitcomnatural episode where crowley has decided to move into the bunker because his latest tinder boytoy broke up with him. he steals dean’s dead mans robe and lays dramatically on any nearby surface. he’s constantly insinuating to dean that he would cheer up if only sooommmmeeeoonnneee would break up with their husband. castiel does not take well to this and attempts to jump dean’s bones at any given moment because of it. b plot is kevin setting up traps all over the bunker for him because he hates his ass (half half on them backfiring and crowley simply catching the knife thrown at him). c plot is belphegor, meg, or balthazar getting with crowley’s ex 

#sitcomnatural #i am thinking about her. #han talks #i couldnt decide who should get with crowleys ex but it is important that that is the c plot

[idontknowjackshitshow]

The prequel is actually gonna be How I Met Your Father style told by Dean to jack and Claire sitting on a couch and the reason it's starting with Mary and John is bc Dean likes to torture his kids with long boring stories while they roll their eyes at him

#He kinda speedruns through the og spn stuff but tells a ton more behind the scenes domestic stories taht we never got to see #Heres how sitcomnatural can still win #spn #supernatural #spn prequel #deancas #destiel #himym #sitcomnatural

[assigned-boyking-at-birth]

Supernatural should of had the vibes of Santa Clarita Diet, send tweet

#sitcomnatural #supernatural #spn #Santa clarita diet

[cowboycostume]

who are dean and castiel supernatural if not jess and nick new girl?

#if you can't tell i have been rewatching new girl lately #sitcomnatural #new girlnatural #there are NUMEROUS other parallels that can be drawn based on this relationship #dr sam is crowley #go to sleep miranda

[aturnoftheearth]

Crowley IS invited to saileen’s wedding to everyone’s surprise but he pulls a Dwight from The Office and says “Dean and Cas you haven’t signed the wedding guest book yet” when it’s secretly divorce papers. Dean goes “oh worm I haven’t signed it yet!!” and does. Cas goes to sign it but Claire has figured it out and yells at Crowley for trying to get her lame dads divorced. Crowley walks away muttering “can’t blame a girl for trying”. Sam and Eileen are oblivious to all of this.

#saileen wedding #sitcomnatural #I love youuuuu #deancas #destiel #sameileen wedding #saileen #sameileen #spn #spn s16 #crowley #sam winchester #eileen leahy #dean winchester #castiel #mine

[benne-basta-bauce]

Episode of Sitcomnatural called "Sick Powers Dude!" where Jack has a fever and his powers go all fucky wucky

#spn #sitcomnatural #supernatural #jack kline

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Dean lying to Sam about him just being dead for the year for absolutely no reason and then doubling down on it when Sam's confused about it later. This isn't due to Dean being a manipulative gaslighter or anything this is due to Supernatural being a sitcom.

#spn liveblog #sitcomnatural

[sad-gay-slut]

idea for sitcomnatural because I can’t stop thinking about this at work:

Dean and Cas haven’t really had any... “alone time” for themselves lately. With raising a nephilim toddler combined with the usual shenanigans of their every day lives, they haven’t exactly had any time for some privacy and intimacy. So they set aside a day and send off Jack with the wayward sisters, and bask in the unusual quietness of their home. However, every single time they’re just about to finally get into it, something absolutely ridiculous happens and they’re interrupted each and every time. For example, while Jack is out with his big sister Claire and her girlfriend, they end up in the next state over cause Claire keeps missing the goddamn exits when they’re just trying to take Jack out for a day at Chuck E Cheese or some shit. While they’re getting lost across the country, Crowley’s dumbass is yet again scheming to try and split apart the Winchesters wholesome marriage, so he comes in and (insert some wacky Crowley antics) and totally kills the mood. Basically, Dean and Cas are never given the chance to get down and dirty, and they keep getting interrupted in increasingly batshit crazy ways.

#sitcomnatural #this is my first time trying something like this hope y’all enjoy #I spend all my hours at work thinking about these dumbasses #I love them #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #deancas #spn #otp: deancas #jack kline #Claire Novak #I wrote this in my 10 minute break at work so please excuse any mistakes

[creatureswallows]

just the thought of my two favorite eldritch chucklefucks being condescending to each other, solving supernatural cases, and checking in with their dumbass human friends every now and then. it brings a tear to my eye 🥺

#sitcomnatural #sitcomcasandcrowleynatutral #spn

[wormstacheangel]

Why did I just think of a dumb late 90s early 00s intro for the bunker family?

Jack would totally be the narrator. "Hello! Those guys fighting a pack of werewolves is my family. We're just like any other regular family but we live in a bunker. We also save the world sometimes. Most of the time we just do regular things."

And Jack goes off naming all three of his Dads, Eileen, and Claire. While either doing something stupid or awesome. Dean's freeze frame is him knocking the monopoly board to the ground in anger. Claire's video is her killing a vamp and then a flash of light shines on her face and it's the cops, it freeze mid eyeroll. Cas freeze is him fumbling to do laundry and he accident left a red sock with the whites and now everything is pink. Sam's is that some monster jumped on his back and he can't get to it. Eileen's is her tackling both Sam and the monster and killing the monster with blood on her face and a grin.

And ends it with, "Oh and I'm God! But everyone calls me-" It cuts to Dean yelling Jack's name and Jack wincing. "Oops got to go!"

#this is my proof that my brain is mashed potatoes #do i tag it? #do i dare tag this mess #no #fine ill tag it #spn #supernatural #cas #castiel #dean winchester #jack kline #claire novak #sam winchester #eileen leahy #tfw #dumb shit #wormstachewrites #sitcomnatural

[tsurangaconundrum]

sitcomnatural linda tran has absolutely nothing change. her lines remain the same word for word. 

#i couldnt recreate her if i tried #sitcomnatural #han talks

[anthonycrowleymoved]

oh my god. here it is. the secret good version of supernatural that lives in my head and is a sitcom. it escaped and is manifesting in the show

#pic #OH MY GOD???? #spn lb #11x22 #kora spoilers #SITCOMNATURAL RISE!!!!!!!!!!