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lvcky-g1rl-syndr0me · 11 days

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⋆୨♡୧⋆bitchless era ending soon⋆୨♡୧⋆

walking into the meeting room y/n couldn’t help but internally scream. what the hell was he doing here? why didn’t her manager tell her about this? especially since she was just in practice and didn’t have time to dress up and hopefully look not a hot mess. her mouth dropped open in shock, resisting the urge to yell “what the fuck” in front of everyone. after a moment of awkward silence her manager spoke up. “y/n meet riki, riki meet y/n. you guys will be working together from now on. we set up this time for you to meet and talk and get to know each other.” she gestured to riki’s manager, “we’ll be going so you two can talk freely. have fun!” the two left and left riki and y/n alone. while y/n was having her internal panic, little did she know, so was he. the moment he saw her he knew he was fucked. after heeseung gave him no help, he had no idea what to say to her. “soo…” he said “your debut was really good!”. y/n didn’t know what to do. her celebrity crush of 3 years, just complimented her music. all that she could muster was “uh- thanks you too”. thanks you too???? why the hell would she say that? he laughs slightly, not being able to help but think about how cute she was. “um are you excited to start mcing?” she asks, nervousness clear in her voice. he smiled, “yeah i am, what about you?” she tried her absolute hardest to not say something stupid again and said “yeah! just a little nervous though. i’ve never done anything like this before.” riki saw his opportunity, he knew he had to take it. even though he had absolutely no idea what he was doing. “we should hang out sometime. i’ve done it a couple times before, i could give you some tips to make it easier!” no. fucking. way. too many thoughts were running through y/ns head. did nishimura riki really just ask her to hang out? there’s no way this is real. never did she think that this would happen “uhhhh- yeah! yeah sure that would be fun!” whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck “okay nice! how about tomorrow?” whatshappeningwhatshappeningwhatshappening “yeah sure. that sounds perfect” holy. shit. cha y/n is hanging out with nishimura riki. “okay, ill see you then” riki had never been more nervous in his whole life. he couldn’t wait to shove this in all of his members faces. “im sure you have to get back to practice, right?” there was no shock as to why he knew that, she looked like a sweaty mess. “yeah, actually. i do. so i’ll see you then!” she overthought her every word, and move. how could she not when she’s around him. to her, he was perfect. “see you around!” riki left the room and practically ran back to his dorm. that couldn’t have gone better. y/n however, was freaking the ever living hell out. “did nishimura riki just ask me out? no that’s not possible we just met eachother! it’s friendly! that’s all!” after what felt like hours of contemplating she decided to go back to the dorm, tweet about it, and tell taesan and jaehyun. i mean, how was she supposed to go back to practice after something like this?

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luckys note!: i’m sorry this took so long guys!! schools getting crazy since it’s almost the end of the year. but i hope you enjoyed the first written chapter! this is my first time like, actually writing so i hope it turned out good!

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kairiscorner · 10 months

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(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

imagine younger miggy falling in love with you, like

"i shocking hate them so much, always thinking they're better than me, thinking i'm... i'm a child. i'm not a child, they're being childish! with their stupid, crap-eating grin, the way their dumb nose scrunches up when they smirk at me with that... idiotic smirk that just utterly..." he mutters to himself as he buries his incredibly red face in his palms, his eyebrows furrowing together out of sheer anger and frustration at the grip you have on him. he literally growls and grunts, trying to form cohesive words to express how much he 'hates' you.

"mig, are you okay?" gabriel would ask, and miguel would just scream, "i hate them and their stupidly cute face!"

and then conchata would shout at him for shouting from downstairs, with miguel hastily apologizing, grumbling now and cursing you for getting him in trouble with his mom as gabri snickers and points at him. he's a little kid compared to miguel, but way more emotionally intelligent and just straight up astute.

"miggy thinks they're cute!" he squeals as he leaves the room before miguel could shout at him as per usual, probably running off to your house to tell you. "stupid brat, stupid... stupid you..." he mutters as a pink replaces the red on his face, infuriated how easily he fell for you. all you had to do was annoy him more than he annoyed you, now he's all over you.

a/n: guys ipapakilala ko jowa ko, ito siya oh <333

tags !! @thecoolerdor @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @luvstarrstruck

#miguel o'hara #young miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o'hara x y/n #atsv #atsv imagines #atsv x reader #atsv x you #atsv x y/n

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genderkoolaid · 5 months

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first gen filipino here. fuck you, anon, for thinking first gen folks can't understand new terms. stop speaking for us, asshole, we're not as stupid as your racist ass thinks we are?

i swear, usamerican monolingual freaks always think we have to be babied. me (and my own parents! back in the philippines!) learned a whole new language to move here. fuck you. racist piece of shit.

(sorry. im sorry im using you as a conduit to cuss this guy out. im just so angry every time some asshole wants to use me and my family as some sort of... gotcha? strawman? idk the term. but that's. wow. tangina nila. akala ba nila lahit kami bobo? mas matalino pa nga kami, tatlong wika kaya ko gamitin! eh siya? bwisit.)

Go off!!!

#m.#ask box

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lilithaban · 1 year

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books and kisses

pairings: wonwoo x female reader

— filo setting

🖋️: smut, crack!

warning: 🔞, mature content, profanities, dick riding, unprotected s!x, dry humping, d! riding, bl!wj!b, multiple org!sm

— dni minors!

posted: february 14, 2023

happy reading!

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“That wasn't the case AJ,”

I rolled my eyes and tried not to argue with these four eyes on my side. Yes, I'm with Jeon fucking Wonwoo. The astute fuckass.

"Nye nye nye, I stand for what I speak for 'no!'" "I know I'm right," I said confidently.

"Oh my, you're not just looking at the slides that Sir Fernando gave us, it said that coagulation is a natural mechanism that acts to reduce blood loss from hemorrhage,"

Him and his smartass brain.

Gusto ko na lang siyang sapakin

“Basically, coagulation's role is to diminish blood ha not to remove the blood,”

Sa sobrang inis ko sa kayabangan niya nagbasa na lang ako ng book ni Murakami. Mas naiintindihan ko pa 'to kesa sa nirereview namin.

“Nakikinig ka ba, Aj?” I heard him called me but I refuse to response kasi nga fuck you siya.

Hinablot niya naman sakin yung librong binabasa ko at pinagtaasam niya ako ng kilay. “Paano mo naman ako matatalo niyan sa anaphy kung iba binabasa mo”

Sinapak ko siya sa braso at inirapan. “Ang yabang mo talaga! wala naman akong pake sa rankings na yan. Wala naman na akong will para mag-aral,” walang gana kong sinabi at inagaw sa kamay niya yung libro.

“Well if you say so. suit yourself then”

Konti na lang tatadyakan ko na to nakakainis yung tono ng pananalita eh.

I'm not sure how long it's been, but we're still studying for midterms in anatomy and physiology. He's teaching me the terminology that I've missed upon when I've been away. I'm bored, but all I can do is stare at him as he flexes how much his brain can store. And I find him very attractive, no, he is really attractive I'm not gonna lie about that but whenever he is serious and talking things like this make me feel things.

He's just Jeon Wonwoo, a man with black glasses. A man wearing plain black shirt almost everyday. A man with monolid eyes.

Simple lang naman 'tong hayop na to pero parang ang extra pogi niya ngayon?!

As I stared intently at him I feel something down there. I'm starting to move like a fucking worm because I feel tingling sensation down there. And I'm not that noob to know.

I'm fucking turn on pero nagsasalita lang naman siya dyan, nagrereview para sa midterms namin pero shet tangina

Kantutin mo ako naman ako Wons!

Syempre sinabi ko lang yan sa utak ko medyo nerd 'tong mayabang na 'to eh. Pero dahil hindi ako pinalaking duwag ng mama ko tinanong ko siya.

“Wons,” tawag ko sa kanya at kinalabit siya

“Hmm”

“I want to have sex with you”

Siguro kung may iniinom tong kape mabibilaukan to. Sa gulat niya eh nawala siya sa balanse kahit na nakaupo lang siya kaya nahulog yung mga libro na nakapatong sa tabi niya.

“What?!”

Lumapit ako sakanya at dahan-dahan inalis yung mga reviewer sa hita niya at kumandong sa kanya saka pinuwesto ang dalawang kamay ko sa balikat niya.

Tinitigan ko muna siya nang mabuti bago nagsalita. Tanginang to ang pogi talaga

Taena ano bang nangyayari sakin ngayon?!

“I said wanna have sex with you,”

I slowly grind on his lap. Good thing I wore skirt today so ramdam na ramdam ko yung bukol sa jeans niya. I'm starting to feel things right now. Alam kong basang-basa na ako down there.

"I hate to admit this, but you're really attractive, you know, but today?! I'm not sure what kind of potion you did drank, but I see you extra fucking hot today, and your stupid mouth teaching me terms made me feel a tingling sensation,"

I'm still grinding on his lap, and I can already hear his heavy breathing. I swear his piercing stares can kill me in an instant! He looks like a tiger about to devour his prey. His already turn on but he's not saying anything.

Fucking shit, I'm only grinding at him but I can feel liquid flowing from my hole. What the fuck I already did cum but this bitch still staring at me I mean more likely glaring!

“Oh my god wons, aren't you gonna response? I already cum and you're still an ass—” hindi ko na natuloy sasabihin ko nang bigla niya akong sinunggaban ng halik.

Para akong mababaliw sa paraan niya ng paghalik. He's kissing me, but it's sloppy. He never let any part of my lips dry. His lips are devouring my lips. Oh my god, he is such a good fucking kisser.

The kiss progressed from sloppy to aggressive and deeper. Our tongues are already fighting when he breaks off to remove his glasses before kissing me again.

Oh my fuck ang hot ng pagkakatanggal niya ng glasses!

He quickly kissed me again after removing the major obstacle to our make out session. Habang bumaba labi niya sa leeg ko naramdaman ko ang paglakbay ng kamay nito magmula sa bewang ko patungo sa skirt ko.

“Mhhmmm” napaungol ako ng bigla kong naramdaman kamay nitong hinihimas puke ko kahit na may suot pa akong underwear. Nakakabaliw. Ang sarap.

Hinihimas niya palang naman yung puke ko pero para na akong lalabasan or did I cum again...already?

Naggrind ulit ako sa ibabaw niya habang patuloy ang pagpapak ng mga lab nito sa leeg ko. “Ay putangina ka” napasigaw ako ng warakin niya ang damit ko, revealing my mounds since I'm not wearing anything underneath that top.

Ramdam ko ang diin ng mga titig ni Wons sakin. “Hoy wala talaga akong suot na bra since ikaw lang naman yan. And besides I have my cardigan with me 'no”

Totoo naman! siya lang naman kasama ko kaya hindi na rin ako nagbra atsaka may dala akong cardigan. Malay ko bang hindi niya napansin utong ko kanina. “Damn, you are fucking hot” napamura pa ito bago nilamas at nilamon nito ang dibdib ko.

Napapa-arko na yung katawan ko sa sensasyong dulot ni Wons sakin. I just know na nilabasan na ako for the third time. Wala na akong pake na sabihin pa iyon sa kanya.

Umalis ako sa kandungan niya at hinubad lahat ng natitirang saplot sa katawan ko. Tinaasan ko ng kilay ang lalaki sa harapan ko habang yung gago...

Naka manspread may diin yung mga titig niya parang kinikiliti yung tinggil ko. Halos mapamura na ako nang kagatin nito ang labi niya at hinila ulit ako pa-upo sa kandungan niya. Kinurot ko ang tagiliran niya pero hindi pa rin siya natinag.

"Why don't you take off your damn clothes?” kahit na gumigiling pagkakasabi ko nun eh marahan pa rin akong gumigilinh sa ibabaw niya. Hindi pa rin siya nagsasalita at habang ako mas lalong naging magaslaw yung paggiling ko dahil ramdam ko na nalalabasan na naman ako.

And at this point, I'm going to lose my shit. I've already cum multiple times and don't want to cum again without him fucking my hole!

“Oh my god wons. I'm don already”

Sa inis ko ako na lang nag initiate. Nagmamadali kong kinalas ang belt niya. Binaba ang zipper ng jeans niya sabay binaba ito kasama ng underwear niya.

Napalunok ako sa nakita ko. I mean I know he's big alright! but I didn't expect him to be this BIG.

Hindi na ako nagsayang ng oras pa at walang pasabing sinubo ang ari nito. Tangina sa laki ng ari niya halos mabilaukan na ako kahit na hindi ko pa naman sinusubo ng buo ito.

“Fuck”

“Damn baby I like how dominant you are”

“Fuck you, yes right there”

“You are taking me so well baby”

“Aaaahhh- mmhhmm”

Dahil sa nga narinig ko mas lalo pa akong ginanahan na chupain siya. Naka tingin lamang ako sakanya habang pinapaligaya ito. Nakapikit ba nga mata nito at mahigpit ang hawak sa buhok ko habang nakaawang ang bibig niya.

Mayamaya pa ay napadaing siya dahil tuluyan na siyang nilabasan. At dahil hindi ako pinalaking mahina ni mama nilunok ko lahat ng nilabas nito.

“Hmm you taste so good. I'd like to taste that lollipop again” I said with my flirty voice

Nagulat na lamang ako dahil bigla ako nitong inangat at biglang binagsak sa hita niya. Napahiyaw ako dahil walang pasabing pinasok nito ang ari niya sakin.

“Aj, I'm sorry but I cannot eat you now because the library is about to close and I need to fuck with you right now,”

After hearing that I slowly move on his lap. Adjusting myself on how big he is. Mayamaya pa ay bumibilis na ang pagtaas-baba ko sa kandungan niya.

“Putangina ang laki mo wons”

“Shit ang sarap sarap mo, Aj”

“A-aaahh fuck”

Sumabay na rin sa ritmo si wons kaya rinig na rinig pagsasallukan ng mga balat namin na siyang nagdagdag lamang ng libog sa aming mga katawan.

Umaarko na ang likod ko at mga mata ko'yo papikt-pikit na dahil sa sobrang sarap ng pagkantot nito sakin sabayan pa ng pagbigay ng mga malalagkit na halik sa dibdib ko.

“Ooh my shit I'm cuming”

“Fuck you, let's cum together”

Napahawak ako ng mahigipit sa balikat niya ng labasan na kami parehas. Ramdam ko ang pag-puno ng katas nito sa puke ko.

Pagod na pagod akong yumakap sakanya. Naghahabol ng hininga habang nakapasok pa rin ang ari nito sa butas ko.

“I don't know that you are this naughty.”

Natawa na lamang ako sa sinabi nito dahil wala na akong lakas para magsalita pa.

“Mmhmm let's go. We'll continue this to my condo,”

"And you'll still need to recite what I taught you today baby. Well after all anaphy is your mortal enemy”

#svt fanfic #svt scenarios #svt wonwoo #svt smut #seventeen smut #jeon wonwoo smut #jeon wonwoo #filo au #filipino author #filipino #smut #spg #svt filo au

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patorucho · 2 months

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QSMP LANGUAGE DAY‼️ HAVE SOME FILIPINO* TRANSLATIONS NOW THAT OUR LANGUAGE HAS BEEN ADDED :D

*Note: This will be one dialect, which is the most common dialect, Tagalog. People tend to say Tagalog = Filipino, but it's just really the most used dialect

Hi/Hello = Magandang Araw/Umaga/Gabi

We have no informal way of greetings other than just saying Hi or Hello, so we say Good day/Morning/Evening

Until next time = Hanggang sa susunod

No informal or formal way of saying bye other than just saying Bye

The Federation = Ang Federasyon

No direct translation of Federation, we change spellings sometimes of English words to fit

Eggs = Mga Itlog ▪︎ Egg = Itlog

Plural words tend to have "mga" before the noun, we don't usually add s or es at the end

The Code = Ang Kode

Same as above, change of spelling. We don't have c's or some letters in our alphabet so it's ABKD (Ah-Ba-Ka-Da) <- ABCs

Mom = Nanay ▪︎ Dad = Tatay

Child = Anak ▪︎ Grandchild = Apo ▪︎ Sibling = Kapatid ▪︎ Niece/Nephew = Pamangkin

Our language doesn't usually gender words, so daughter or son would just boil down to "anak"

Eldest [Child] = Panganay ▪︎ Youngest [Child] = Bunso

Usually people will address others or kids as "bunso" which is youngest. If we finally get Filo streamers and they call their eggs or other eggs "panganay" or "bunso", there you go!

He/She/They (singular) = Siya ▪︎ They (plural) = Sila

Sure = Sige ▪︎ Yes = Oo ▪︎ No = Hindi ▪︎ Not allowed = Bawal

*Bawal is like saying "you're not allowed". "Bawal kumain" is "You're not allowed to eat"

Gossip = Chika/Chismis

Motherfucker = Putang Ina

Some informal spelling would have it together as "putangina" or slang as "tangina"

Shit/Fuck = Puta

Idiot = Bobo ▪︎ Stupid = Gago ▪︎ Dumb = Tanga

These are slang terms or more rather, insults, for being an idiot. Do this what you will with Foolish's name

Girlfriend/Boyfriend = Kasintahan

Love = Mahal

This can also mean expensive

Duck = Bibe ▪︎ Rabbit = Kuneho

Money = Pera

If you were to say the currency of money, we use Pesos (peh-sos) <- instead of pay-sos

The Island = Ang Isla

We hope you enjoy the Island = Umaasa kami na masiyahan ka sa Isla

For informal use, say "Sana na masiyahan ka sa Isla".

Some Slang:

Sana all = [If] only all

Used when others have something that you want. "Sana all may girlfriend :-(" = "If only [everyone] had a girlfriend :-("

Mamser/s = Ma'am + Sir/s

Slang for addressing all, like ladies and gentleman but in slang

Bading = Gay

Not actual slang translation, but feel free to use this LOL + also a lot of queer filos (me) like to just say bading a lot LMFAO

KKB (Kanyang Kanyang Bayad) = "Pay with your own money"

Used when you're going out with friends and don't treat each other to paid meals. Pay on your own!

Aq = Ako = I

I personally tend to abbreviate ako as "aq" as the pronounciation is sort of the same where the q sounds like "ku" so it sounds like "aku" or ako in an informal setting

Huy/Hoy = Hey

Said usually outside as Huyyyyy or Uy. Huy is like "Heyyyyyy" while Hoy is like "HEY!" (think of it as OI!)

Shet = Shit ▪︎ Pak = Fuck ▪︎ Pakyu = Fuck you

Kyut = Cute

Pa kyut = To be cute, not to be confused with Pak-yu

This is all I could come up with for now, feel free to add more! Hanggang sa susunod! Mwah mwah kis kis

#vindixtxt #kian hell momence #qsmp language day #naggising lang aq di pa ako kumain LMAO

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theslayerbrother · 2 months

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Snice nobody have figured it out the Post about the five people and enough have passed i Shall Ravel the Selects

tho blu and Siya were right in their comment lol.

@bluheaven-nimues-bane is the one i Admire because of her Love and Care for the fandom. the fact She is dealing with her own Personal Shit Life but Still make us a great art be there for Jim Siya and My Little Sister is impressive and Something that no one Should take Lightly.

but She is Also Someone i can relate too because we both dealing with her own Personal Shit, we both were Screwed by the Wrong people on this fandom both hate Reddit for it's Stupid takes and toxic people. both Make ourselfs Suffer by blu Watching rott and by me going to reddit.

She is Also the one inspire to be because of inspire to be i wish i have the Same Art Skills and Knowledge of the Show and you much connected towards Aaron and the fandom.

i Respect blu because Despite Rott and how much it hurt her and despite how much there toxic people who put her down She still the angsty overprotective mother that we all know and Love. Plus Also how She is Supportive of other Artist and Keep motives them despite of how much Skill they have or not.

and i find funny how She always put people in reddit in their place.

but overall blu is the one i Admire the Most.

@that-one-clotpole is the one inspire to be, girl is most Spunkiness girl 've Seen not caring what other people think of her she would Still believe what she wanted, She Also don't things too Seriously and always so Chill and Sure of herself. plus she Love my Sis and Jim wanted to be together Despite being unromantic tho.

@theonceandfuturetrollhunter Jimbo is the one i Relate the most having all this emotions clouding our Judgement. plus he both always forget our Stuff could totally unorganized as fuck, both are have hard time talking girls both Suffer for family issues and All of that. make it that Jim is the one that i can understand the Most.

@alix-xer is the one i respect Snice She always was nice to me even if we didn't agree on everything. and how much She care for all of us is Something that i haven't Seen many people Doing and Someone that She Deserve a great Respect for.

and Ofc the one i find funny/making Smile is my Dear Little Dorky Clairebear @shadowdancerthegreat Because of how much She Sometime how She react to Stuff with funny and Weird faces that she is doing plus the chaotic things She does with Jim. and her Crazy Chaotic mind.

So yeah.

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ginniemouse · 7 months

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there are days like today. i don't feel like i am really existing. i feel really alone. sometimes, i just want to end it.

minsan, se-self pity lang siguro ako. gusto ko na rin naman iwasan ma-feel to.

minsan, iniiisip ko baka ino-overthink ko nalang at inaalagaan ko nalang tong sad emotions ko.

woke up. alone. no message. too quiet.

sabi nung kaibigan ko, i should learn how to live alone. but does she even have an idea that i've been living my life that way ever since? and now, all i want is someone who cares for me, considers me, and thinks of me.

speaking of consideration, sumama loob ko sa pinsan ko kahapon. ayoko maging sensitive pero nakakalungkot lang.

i introduced mp2 sakanya. lahat ng nalalaman ko na may kinalaman sa pag-unlad, i share it with her. digital banks, trading, etc. ultimo kapag gusto kong mag enroll, sinasabi ko sakanya kasi baka gusto niya din.

kahapon, nadulas siya na nakapag-start na siya ng mp2 - eh ang usapan, sabay kami, kasi may lalakarin pa ako sa pag-ibig ko.

nakakatampo na she started it without me. mas masakit pa yung thought na she did not think of me when she was filling out the form. sinama lang daw siya ng sa office nila.

ang sama-sama ng loob ko.

doble betrayal pa ko kahapon kasi yung isa ko naman kaibigan, inaya ako mag-hike, dapat nung 21. i cleared my schedule, i was even shopping for hiking stuff, then wala siyang paramdam nung 21. tapos kita ko nalang na nag-hike siya sa dapat namin pupuntahan netong weekend.

minsan, i hate it kasi parang nagmumukha akong tanga to realize how stupid i am for being so happy and hyped for the things that i get to share with other people. sa kahit anong bahay parang ang tanga ko to feel extremely happy. para akong bata.

na-feel ko lang rin yung pagod. i feel like, i am giving myself away. i am giving it all, just so i could get a little love and consideration. gusto ko nalang maging madamot.

gosh, too many feelings in one post.

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roronoaswifey · 1 year

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give ur moots a valentines day ship!

other than me, i guess 🙎🏾‍♀️

@sanjisblackasswife x ichiji cause i’m a hater and don’t like to see her thrive

@euphofic x smirnoff vodka cause she’s an alcoholic

@h3rfave x the shit you find stuck to your toilet bowl when you haven’t cleaned it in months

@noawithlove x nobody cause you got me all the way fucked up if you think i’m giving her zoro

@yuhhvalentine x law cause she’s the loml even tho i’m lowkey bitter

edit: see i was gonna give you law but i see how you’re moving now so i’m shipping you with pre timeskip kid :((

@sanjithesimp x sanji cause you do no wrong kinda so why not <3 also maybe sanity

edit: see i ALSO chose to be nice with you but since you wanna play mean i’m revoking sanji and giving you… doffy >:(

@usopps-devotee x grubba or usopp choice is urs 💋

@sailewhoremoon x aizen cause i definitely cannot willingly give you ichigo </3 sorry not sorry

@3strapstyle x also law bc… well i’d rather not say but he knows 🐄 🐮

@j-siya x me cuz!!!!! i love her

@csnovas x …zoro cause you love to come for his fine ass 🤞except i’m taking him back right after

@510hz x hanma cause i’d be stupid to give them anyone else??

@r-oronoa x hakkai or luffy or both

@zoros-void x peace & love <33 or bachira

@sanjismexicanaesposa x shika cause that’s a duo i’d love to fucking see

@roronoacherries x not zoro cause again you’d be crazy to think i’m giving him away

@audreys-works x s*bo cause you seem to like him.. 🤢

@blackfangedreaper x luffy cause ur the only nice moot i have apparently 😞

@owlight x shanks cause YOU STARTED THIS WAR </333 akainu is a low blow even for you

if i forgot anyone… no i didn’t <33

#if i did forget you #sorry :(

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henriediosa · 6 months

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Palatawan - Petsa de Peligro - "This is Hatchetfield."

See, Becky Barnes, this is Hatchetfield. Not that ra-ra, school spirit, cheerleader bullshit that you never grew out of. It's why you stayed with Stanley, that monster husband of yours, right up until the moment he got bored and ran off. Or did you think your neighbors didn't notice you were wearing sunglasses on cloudy days? Turtlenecks in the summer? Well, they knew what was happening, they just didn't care. And that's why you disgust me. Not because you're so naive; because you're so weak. Oh, stop crying, Gerald, I wasn't talking to you.

Becky, gising! Ito ang Palatawan. Hindi iyang let's-go let's-go na chinicheerdance mo, na parang hindi ka na tumanda lampas high school. Becky, wake up! This is Hatchetfield. [1] Not that let's-go let's-go [2] that you cheerdance (that's a verb), as if you never got any more mature after high school.

[1] Credit to Kaesyo#6197 on Discord for suggesting palataw "hatchet", because before this I was either using the English name (which would not be a believable PH place name unless it was an American development [ew]), now we have Palatawan, "a place of hatchets"

[2] like ra-ra, this is a common cheer used by cheerleaders/cheerdancers

Kaya nga hindi mo nagawang hiwalayan yung halimaw mong asawa; ikaw ang iniwan kasi na-umay na siya sa iyo. That's why you were never able to leave that monster husband of yours; you were the one whom he left because he got so sick [3] of you.

[3] Umay is when you eat too many sweet or fatty things and you feel ill.

Ano? Akala mo di ka halatang-halata noon? Tag-araw naka-longsleeves, tag-ulan naka-shades? What? You thought you weren't glaringly obvious [4] back then? (In the) dry season (you were) wearing (clothes with) long sleeves, (in the) wet season (you were) wearing shades?

[4] reduplication for intensity/emphasis

Aba, alam naming lahat kung ano ang nangyayari, wala lang kaming pakialam sa iyo. Kasi kahit api-apihin ka pa dyan, hindi ka cute. Tanga ka lang, at kinadidirian kita. Ah, we all knew what was happening, it's only that we didn't care about you. Because even if you get all abused or whatever [4], you're not cute. You're just stupid, and you are disgusting [5] to me.

[4] reduplication: diminutive, like abuse isn't that much of a big deal

[5] went with a participle instead of a normal verb (ie "you disgust me") to also communicate that this is also in the progressive tense. becky continues to disgust linda every time they interact.

Gerald, wag ka nga umiyak; ikaw ba ang kausap? Gerald, don't cry (+ emphasis particle), are you the one being talked to? (rhetorical)

#palatawan #starkid #hatchetfield #translation #black friday #becky barnes #linda monroe

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xelinezeddiorsstuff · 6 months

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Ch 2: New beginnings...?

"Nice to meet you."

It's been 5 hours now, my eyes are puffy as hell. I've been crying for two hours, at first I yelled at shit then I watched a show which turned out to be a bad idea since now I'm crying because of a breakup scene. The Ice cream is finished and thrown away now, the wine I haven't opened just yet. I stopped for a minute, I didn't completely stop since I was still sniffling and tears were still falling.

I stood up and finally grabbed the box that Mark had given me. It was small, I was hoping that it wasn't jewelry because knowing my Serena nature I would not be able to control my urge to value it like treasure when it came from the hands of a man whose feelings were about his future and not mine. I open the box only to see that it had inside that said "I'm sorry." I immediately crumpled it and threw it in my trash can. There was confetti but I froze when I finally revealed that the gift was the bracelet I made for him when we started dating.

I started sobbing again since the meaning of that was when I made him that bracelet and gave it to him, he would only give it back to me when he finds someone much better. Young me believed him when he said that I will never be replaced but now I cry thinking that the promise that he promised 16 year old me was now broken. I spent so much time on that bracelet but now I wanted to destroy every way you can but my Serena nature kicked in, I just held it tightly clutching near my chest since that meant so much to me. I pull out the one you had when you taught him how to make said bracelet and put them both on the table sobbing while looking at the both of them.

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I stopped crying after a while, my eyes hurt so much. Even with my eyes hurting I decided to be stupid and open my phone. Bad idea because I forgot to unfollow and I saw his latest tweet. Shit.

I can't fucking believe it. The famous supermodel Ysa? He was dating her and got her knocked up. I thought he knew how to have safe sex especially when we talked about it when it came to my boundaries for that topic since we were still preparing for it. But now I know that he's been sleeping with someone, that someone being the person I found an inspiration for my clothes and style with. I was so frustrated, I didn't know what to do, even being a psychology major you still have instances of not knowing what to do in different scenarios like this. I knew it ever since they both were in the same commercial, I had a strong gut feeling but I guess Ysa’s gut is feeling something now huh.

In the heat of it all, I was impulsive. I took the bottle of wine and took a huge gulp from it. Another, another, and another gulp. Then I called my boss, and told him that I was quitting my job and started to rant to him about what happened that day. The next thing I remember was that I was on the goddamn floor with the wine from last night.

I remember waking up in a wavy room? Shit it’s the hangover, I tried standing up despite my arms and legs feeling loopy. My head was spinning and my mind was just waking holy shit. Once my brain was semi awake, someone was banging at my door.

"Isla! Tanghaling tapat na! Di ka pa nagigising?!" (Isla! It's Twelve noon already! Aren't you going to wake up?!") My auntie yelled as today was one of her free days. "Gising na po!" (Awake already!) I yelled groggily, everything is still spinning, the pain in my head just got worse, and worst of all I feel like I'm about to hurl everywhere.

*Slam* My door barges open, my auntie goes towards me and looks at me up and down and gives me a disappointed look. "Jusko Lord Isla. Di ka naawa sa sarili mo ha? Nagtretrending ang boyfriend si Mark sa TV na ipapakasal na siya. Kabet ka lang pala?" (For christ sake Isla, Don't you feel sorry for yourself? Your boyfriends have been trending on TV with news of him getting married. Are you a side chick now?) My auntie questions so invasively while I am still trying to control my hangover. I wished she didn't have to know but Mark was dating a famous model. I took a deep breath in and just shook my head. I didn't want to answer her now because my priority was to get out of my hangover and start my day officially.

"Ano? Di ka sasagot?" (What? Are you not going to answer?) My aunt asked, crossing her arms. I took a deep but shaky breath "Siya ang nanloko, hindi ako kabit. Nabuntis niya yung babae na yan." (He's the one who cheated, I never became a side chick of his. He got the model pregnant.) I said groggily and angrily and stood up to go to the bathroom to brush my teeth.

"Yan kasi, lagi ka nalang nandito eh. Yan tuloy na loko ka. Sayang pa naman ang pogi ba rin naman ni Mark '' (That's because, you're always here stuck at home. And now there you go you got cheated on. Such a waste as well, Mark was very good looking.) I put the toothbrush down and put it down on my sink and turned to look my auntie in the eye. I was mad, not only did she just invalidate how I got cheated on but she was taking HIS side on that just because of my job in which she forced me to take inside of the house only. That’s it I’m not taking anymore of this, I’m gonna push this a quarter towards speaking about this situation and most of it

"I got cheated on because it was his choice. He had no right to cheat on me when he has always told and promised me that he will be patient towards me and my career matters no matter what. and maybe you may have forgotten but I'm a cumlaude of B.S Psychology I study these types of issues within a human mind. If he was that easily tempted by some girl who struts on a catwalk wearing pieces of clothing that are considered by the privileged as art then he was not the one for me at all. And second of all, don't use my job as the reason because you were the person who forced me to work from home. You know what? I'm not gonna work from home anymore since I'm going to be taking that job that Kuya showed me." I yelled each and every single one. I know that my actions weren't controlled during that time but I couldn't think straight as well since I was really in a bad hangover and she was getting on my nerves.

Next thing I know after I said that Slap! My aunt slapped me in the face. I held on to the cheek that she slapped as soon as it was done, tears were forming, and I was scared.

"Abah sumasagot ka na. Sino ba nag sabi saiyo na papayagan ka mag work ka outside of the house ha? Akala mo maka survive ka na wala ako? Ha! Tignan mo lang Isla." (Wow you're talking back now. Who told you that you could work outside of the house? You think you can survive without me? Ha! You'll see, Isla.) My auntie yelled before going away and slamming the door.

"Tangina naman, ang ganda ng buhay sobra."(For fucks sake, life is beautiful really beautiful.) I sarcastically yelled.

'Oh I'll show you, I'll show all of you' I thought to myself before drinking my pain killers and trying to get out of my hangover..

The anger was still there, no matter what, it was there. I knew my Auntie loved Mark, even though she tried to put me in an arranged marriage beforehand when she knew I had a boyfriend but once she met him, you could just tell that she already making wedding plans. My aunt would involve him in everything after that, making him feel like family. I get that she's mad, but that anger shouldn't be directed at me, I'm not the one who fucking cheated.

Once I did, the first thing I did was eat breakfast and drink plenty of water then I transferred my clients files since well I impulsively quit my job because of my stupid drunk self. Then delete them all after I have transferred all. Some of my patients reached out and thanked me for treating them well and giving them hope for themselves in which for me made the job worthwhile.

And then started to work on my interview, I did research on the school, on what interview questions they would ask, on what kinds of interview questions I can have. This job feels like its calling me, meaning I really have to do well on this interview. I even learned about the staff, the principal, the PE teacher, The Werewolf sex education teacher, The Botany teacher, and many more.

This is my chance to prove to Tita that I have a chance. So that's all I did all day before the interview. It was the same routine: wake up early, swim in the ocean, argue with my auntie, eat breakfast, then the whole day I prepared for my interview.

Sure it's unhealthy of me to overwork myself to do well in this interview but, I'm not going to let Mark win by just sulking and missing him. No, he gave me this opportunity to make a name for myself and now I'm doing it. And this was also a way to prove to my auntie that I could be on my own now, I could go out and meet people like me. And never ever go back to being isolated. Which is why I’m treating this like it was my bar exam.

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The day of the interview

The alarm I set was two hours before the interview. For the first time in a while, I made myself breakfast, the classic egg and longganissa breakfast, brushed my teeth, took a warm and peaceful shower, and did some house chores so that Kuya won't have to worry much later.

I picked out what to wear and then settled on my favourite but not frequently used pink suit.

I was preparing for the interview when I heard a knock on my door. "Come in, I'm done changing." I answered while putting a pink blazer on for my interview. My cousin came in with something in his hand. "Ayyy, she's getting ready na, how are you feeling?" He asked while looking around me to see if I had any flaws with the formal wear I was wearing. "I'm a bit nervous, but at the same time, I'm excited because this whole thing is gonna be so new to me." I said while straightening my jacket.

He looked at his watch, and it was almost time for him to go, also nearing the time when my interview was going to start. "Aalis na ako ha? Good luck sayo, Isla." (I'll get going already, Goodluck Isla) He hugged me tightly. "HOY KUYA YUNG BLAZER GUGUSOT YAN." (HEY KUYA, MY BLAZER IS GONNA GET CRUMPLED) I shouted while playfully slapping him. He laughed, then let down before saying his final goodbye. I straightened my blazer once again and checked the time it was almost my interview.

My tita walked and saw me before I was going to sit down on my desk. She gave me a glare then walked up to me. “Kahit kelan eh noh, lagi nalang ako mali, lagi na lang ikaw ang tama. Sana di ka papasa dito, sinasabi ko na sayo na di safe sa labas pero gagawin mo parin toh” (Everytime everywhere, I’m the one who's always wrong. You’re the one who’s always right. I hope you don’t pass this interview, I already told you it's not safe out there and yet you still do this.) My aunt then left. ‘Wala naman goodluck diyan putangina?’ (Not even goodluck there fuck this)

I slammed my palm against the wall when I heard my auntie go out of the house. I was frustrated.

Ever since my mom died, she has been this asshole, from making me transfer to a public school where I got bullied just from coming from a private school to nearly forcing me to date a guy when she knew I was dating Mark until she saw him. I don't know what she thinks that was going to do when she did all of those, but I finally rebelled when I chose to choose psychology instead of modelling like Mark.

That was the first time I rebelled, normally I would have felt bad like when I was in highschool and I would extend just a little bit to get a taste of street food due to how hungry I was at that time but when I did so, I would always apologize and get grounded.

I collected myself and started doing breathing exercises. This made me calm down for a while, but it was obvious that I was pissed but not to worry since I'm able to control my emotions when it came to serious settings, or so I hope.

I sat on my desk and clicked on the zoom link they sent me. While I was waiting the nerves kept going up to me while I waited for the call. I really want this to work or else I'm letting my tita control which I do not want anymore.

All those thoughts stopped when someone entered the Zoom call. She had wavy medium red hair, wearing a brown cardigan, those thick framed glasses. I was stunned for some reason. She looked to be older than and definitely not the principal I saw on the website. It was..

"Good morning there in the Philippines. I'm Marilyn Thornhill, the botany teacher of Nevermore and I'm here to be your interviewer. I’m sorry for the sudden change of interviewer, Miss Weems had to take care of something and I was here already so.., Miss Isla are you ready?”

#christina ricci #laurel gates #marilyn thornhill #marilyn thornhill x reader #netflix wednesday #laurel gates x reader #wednesday #ms thornhill

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xxtiinneee · 8 months

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Ang stupid ko dun sa part na akala ko “okay” naman siya. I didnt leave before when I first saw the signs of 🚩, pero ngayon bahala ka diyan

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nosleepwriting · 2 years

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One word from me, one thought, one intent to kill and my lovely snakes would glady bite into this awful man. The mayor shakes and whimpers, begs for his life, promises payment of any kind in exchange for his mortal, sinful life. I think not.

Before my snake's teeth could sink into his flesh and fill his bloodstream with the most venomous poison they could produce, a scream stopped me from my tracks.

"Valentina! Bitawan mo siya!"

I looked and saw red. Darna. My mortal enemy. Here to foil my plan again. But we both know that this time I will win. The mayor is locked in arms length, my snakes ready to pierce even before she can make any move. It's hopeless. For her. For him. I win.

I need to take care of this man before I can focus on fighting her. With the intent to kill, I look at the mayor's pleading, pathetic eyes.

"REGINA!"

My head whipped faster than the name registered properly. It took a second for the confusion to subside and an emotion between fear and anger take its place. Does she know me? How? When? Who is she?

Before I could voice out any question, a clever response, a nonchalant reply, she flew to the nearest landing and said the words both unfamiliar and familiar at the same time.

"NARDA!"

It took a millisecond for her to change to a strange flying lady to someone I would recognize in a heartbeat. Even in this form. Even at this distance. Even at this confusion, I would know it's her. Narda. Darna. How stupid I've been.

"Regina, please! Bitawan mo siya! Pwede nating kunin ang hustisya sa ibang paraan!"

She sounds desperate, pleading. Her mortal eyes soft, and brimming with tears. Her lips quivering as she say the words,

"Regina! Alam kong hindi ikaw 'to! Kaya mo siyang labanan! Hindi ikaw si Valentina!"

Confusion, anger, bitterness, and pain were more then enough to finish my first ordeal of business. I looked into the mayor's eyes. For in exchange for his life is my soul and even as a supervillain, I would never take a life for granted. Even as feeble as his is. Was.

"Ito and hustisya na nararapat sa kanya. Ako ang mabibigay ng hustisya na hindi mo kayang ibigay. Ito ang hiling ko, at ni Regina. Hindi ko magagawa ang mga bagay na ito kung walang basbas niya, Narda."

Despite some protests, I can't regain complete control over myself when I let her in. Especially after a thrill of a kill. But she allows me to look back at Narda. I watched as her eyes see the mayor's lifeless, dead body. Her scream of confusion, filled with shock and doubt. Her hands, shake in a violent closed fist. Then, she looked at me. I stare at her back, stoic and unfeeling, despite my whole world shifting to darkness and numbing pain.

She wiped a tear before taking the glowing stone. I saw disappoinment and fear in the way her lips formed to scream,

"DARNA!"

Then she flew away.

The next time I would see her, it would be without any false pretenses. It would be as both Valentina and Darna, and Regina and Narda. As soulmates destined by the stars to destroy each other. And as lovers fated by life to suffer the consequences.

#darlentina #ficlet #wlw community #short story #fiction #angst #sorry

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