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madametrashbin · 2 years

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A Lovely Day

A gift for @nicebonescomrade because why not.

I did mention to le comrade of bones on main weeks(?) ago that I was making another Disney Princess AU (credit to @i-put-the-yan-in-polyandry for this AU by the way), which is this but also wanted to try out Scaramouche so... *awkwardly finger guns* I made this... fic. I’msorrythiswasn’tfullyplannedoutandnotevensureifitfitsbutIwantedtotrysomethingnewtoday/tonight.

I also apologize for not posting for weeks because good god why did I sign myself up to do world building using characters that will never be mentioned ever again? But alas, I must march on with the Cosmos series and crawl my way forward.

Uhh... yeah, enjoy this while I die over Veil of Starlight. AndmanyapologiesforthisbeingshorterthanmyusualworksbecauseIdunnohowtowriteScaraandI’minterribleneedforsomecomfortandcravingforhugsrightnow-

It is quiet, but perfect day outside.

A day like every other, with the singing birds and pleasant atmosphere... occasional visits from the animals, the Abyss Order and monsters alike.

None means any harm, of course. Why would they, when their lovely Creator is with them and gracing their lives with their smile?

Ah, there was also that puppet made by that one God, but that detail is insignificant... he’s not like his maker in the slightest, and was certainly different from the rest with how much their Creator adored him.

He was the only one who did not harm them after all, so it is only fair that they leave him be unlike the rest of the world who dared to do so in their blind beliefs and self-imposed justified truths.

It is a peaceful day outside, and the Garden that houses their beloved Creator will always remain that way... contrary to the world outside where civilizations beg and cry out for mercy from the very God they thought to wrong.

No sinner is allowed in the Garden, and only those loved by their Creator are allowed to stay.

The world outside is harsh, Teyvat had condemned them all with eternal suffering for their transgressions.

Scaramouche has witnessed the world’s act of retribution from his place in the Garden, watching the sinner try to beg and plea for their Creator’s mercy. He finds it hilarious that they’re trying to desperately appease you now, despite the fact not once did they ever hear your pleas.

He heard you though.

He heard your pleas, and had been the only one who had done so.

Because of that, he had earned his place by your side forever, and was most fortunate to be taken in as the one you love and adore the most out of all the other fools who call themselves your “acolytes”.

He only laughs every time he sees one of them try to get near in their weakened state, only to be sent away by the likes of the creatures who thrive as your protectors... the same one who stayed by your side before he came.

“Kuni...”

Your voice is quiet, yet so loud in his ears that it has his entire existence shaking in both awe and love for you. It is heavily laced with sleep as you had been napping beside him earlier before he went to check the state of the world outside.

Now you’re partially awake, and with the call of his name that not many were graced to know, he immediately knelt by your side with a delicate touch to your outstretched hands.

“Yes, my dear?”

If anyone who knew him had seen him speak with such a soft and fond voice, they would have thought they were hallucinating... but none of those worthless fools are here, and he has you all to himself.

(Of course, there is also Teyvat but he doesn’t bother with that subject all that much since he still cannot fathom the thought of being “rivals” with an entire planet.)

“Cuddle.”

You only said to him, and he willingly complies because who was he to deny something that he desired all the same?

So he laid himself upon the soft ground, letting you move on top of him where your head rests upon his chest... your arms holding each other close and legs lazily tangled together.

Today is a nice day outside, like every other day he spent in the Garden.

A lovely day... perfect for another nap in his opinion as the gentlest breeze brushes over your forms and wished you both a wonderful nap under the warm sunlight.

#self aware genshin #genshin impact x reader #yandere genshin x reader #scaramouche x reader #uhh #Disney Princess AU #I guess #skjsksjksj #I don't know what I was doing with this #I never tried write scara before #it's been weeks #I tried my best with this #idk what to tag with this either #this is too soft for yandere lmao #soft yandere #should work... I think #I'm dying with world building though...#dead cast don't got much on em #*quietly crying and dying inside over plot*

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voidboyyy · 2 years

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3,000 posts!

#3000 posts #tumblr milestone #skjsksjksj #wooooo #y'all stuck around for my shitposting

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cutebutgrumpyartist · 4 years

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My vers of Aph Malaysia <3

#aph malaysia #hetalia malaysia #Delima Karina Fatihah #hws malaysia #malaysia #i legit change every character design from what they originally know #short hair Malay is the best girl Malay #i mean she looks really cute n hot at the same time #pls im begging #pls i love her #pls im already gay for my Nesia not her sister-#skjsksjksj #my art lol

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oceanwayvex · 5 years

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so my friend was super high and first he asked me to identify a bunch of random water animals and then he started thinking on a higher level lmao i wasnt ready

#skjsksjksj #this fucking guy

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bambi-marquez · 2 years

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What is it with all the november 5th posts? I feel like I have missed something

in the uk it's something called bonfire night, with fireworks, i don't know whether it's something else in other places!

edit: right i have had a scan, uh apparently A LOT is happen on the 5th...

#now this has made me think maybe idk what it's about skjsksjksjs #anyway I hope this helps #asks #anon

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hughdrysdale · 3 years

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i watched half of that wandavision ep in german because i thought it was some weird thing they were doing before i realised that my settings had actually changed

#i didn't even question it skjsksjksjs

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widowsmisery · 6 years

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@orphanis requested a moodboard for our thread || accepting!

#[ skjsksjksj idk what this is #but i hope you like it . ]#❖ ⊰ 🎭 — evil on this train ( motoe canon verse ) ⊱#[ emma swan tag to be added ]

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jjksblackgf · 4 years

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soft cushion

pairing — kim seokjin x black female reader genre — smut word count — 2k summary — “His favorite view was, now, the contrast between the melanin of your skin and the red lingerie he bought for you as you danced on his lap” warning — explicit sexual content, lap dancing, dry humping, cunnilingus, fingering, face sitting, multiple orgasms, soft dirty talk, cussing; honestly, just your basic filth

a/n — omg, I’m just so excited for this series! This is just a few of the naughty, filthy, nasty shit that I imagine with the members, I hope they don’t get offended or anything skjsksjksj I had the idea with the Jungkook one-shot that will come later in the series, but I won’t take anymore of your time with this note. The goodies will be under the cut, enjoooy <3

Tour. That was the word that you’ve been hearing the most for the past three months. All the preparations, the extra practices, all the rehearsals, and Jin with his mind all over the place because he thinks he’s not focusing enough.

To be honest, you always thought he had the coolest job. He can travel all around the world and see the faces of many, many fans. And the best part was to see the sparkle in his eyes as he told you all the good things that his job had to offer.

But it wasn’t always the best, and it is one of the hardest jobs out there. To you, it was particularly hard when you had to be separated. Which was about to start tomorrow.

His first show in Seoul would be in a couple of days, and you decided that it would be in his best interest if he just focused 100% on his job. Him having to come to your apartment late at night just to leave early in the morning was not the best choice, especially if the dorm was closer to the company.

So, to have a “goodbye party”, you wanted to give Jin a lapdance. He loves when you dance for him. He loves to see how sexy you look wearing nothing but your confidence. And some high heels.

You’ve been planing on this for the past week or so, and you wanted to set up a moody room that would be engraved in his memory. It had to be perfect because your man deserves the best.

After half a day decorating your room, everything was ready for his arrival. Now you just had to wait for him to come home.

You heard the front door unlock and went to take your place in the bathroom, as you wanted him to imagine what was going to happen before you came to his view.

“Babe?” he called, but you didn’t answer. He saw rose petals in the living room that gave a trail to your bedroom. He was now intrigued and excited. Most of his tiredness was now replaced by his horny instincts.

It wasn’t the first time you surprised him like this before he went on tour. He was expecting something to happen in the bedroom, as it’s where the usual surprises had taken place. But this rose petal shit had his senses tingling.

He quickly dropped his bag on the sofa and rushed to the bedroom. He opened the door and the first thing he noticed was the dim lights, followed by the aroma of vanilla-scented candles. “This is nice”, he thought.

He looked to his left and saw more candles and an improvised tent above the bed, made of a bedsheet and Christmas lights with a few throw pillows placed in a chair with a note that read “seat here”.

He cheered a little and eagerly obeyed.

“I’m sitting, babe” He let you know out loud and you could see the smile on his face just by the sound of his voice. And that was your cue to put on your favorite mood playlist and Jin knew he was in for a show. He grinned widely as he recognized the song.

“Are you ready, baby?” you said coming out of the bathroom. You walked and took your place in front of him, legs slightly apart and hand on your hips. His jaw dropped slightly as he looked at you.

You were wearing the red lingerie that he bought you, knowing it would compliment your melanin. He was absolutely right. You moved to his side and whispered to his ear: “No touching”

A shiver took control of his spine as he gulped loudly. He dried his sweaty palms in his jeans, that were now outlining his hard bulge. You leaned back and placed your right foot in between his tighs, he widened them more, your heels making slight contact with his dick. He hissed.

You looked down and noticed his growth, smirking.

“We can take care of that later” you said, making Jin look a you “But know, just follow my hands”

You moved your hands to your face and winked at him as he smiled and made himself more relaxed in his chair. You then moved them to your neck, scratching it slightly with your nails. You closed your eyes and move your head side to side.

Opening your eyes and making eye contact with Jin as you slowly moved your palms to cup your breasts. He licked his plump lips as you squeezed them.

Your hands headed down to your crotch, but before you could touch it, you removed your leg from the chair and turned with the beat of the music.

You started to move your hips, hands caressing your sides as they went up to your hair. You looked back to see Jin moving his eyes from your ass to your eyes.

You close your eyes again to get into the music. Your hands were now doing their best to slowly move down your back, palming your ass and bending over slightly. Jin moaned as you scratched your skin again, this time leaving a faint mark.

You then squatted down, Jin now seeing your side profile. You caressed your thighs and send him a kiss as you came to all fours and crawled to his front. He bit his lips and smirked.

With your hand on his knees, you danced your way to his lap, first standing up, then turning your back at his chest and sitting right at his crotch.

You leaned back on him as you body-rolled, wanting really bad for him to touch you. But he was always a good boy.

You placed your legs right by his outer thighs and leaned forward to hold his knees again. This time with the perfect leverage to grind on his dick.

“Fuck!” He screamed. “Please let me touch you” he begged

“Why do you want to touch me, baby?” you asked “To rub my ass faster on your dick?” And just because of your words, you decided to grind even slower

Jin took a deep breath and tried to control the urge to touch you, he knew his good behavior always paid off.

Looking at your ass move back and forth and then up and down would be tattooed in his eyelids for the rest of your days apart, he was sure of that. It would make the list of his top favorite views.

His favorite view was, now, the contrast between the melanin of your skin and the red lingerie he bought for you as you danced on his lap. That’s definitely his number 1.

You were getting tired of this dance, and you were getting wetter and wetter with every grind, so you decided to finalize it.

You set up straight, grabbing Jin’s hands and placing them on your thighs “Time for your reward” you said looking at him. He widened his eyes as you moved his hands to cup your breasts. He wasted no time and grabbed them firmly, making you moan.

You made sure his fingers came in contact with the front hook of your bra. He took the hint and easily opened them, throwing them on the floor.

You danced a little more as you moved his hands on your sides, stopping at the hem of your panties, you stood up and let his thumbs slide your panties off as you bent over, exposing your wet core.

That was it for him. He couldn’t take it anymore. He needed you. He needed to be between your legs, tasting you, making you moan as many times as possible.

“Babe” he pleaded with a sweet voice. You could never say no to him when he asked like that, so you both stood up and you pushed him to the bed, then getting on top of him. He kissed you firmly, holding your sides. His lips were soft against yours, your tongues melding against each other.

You grabbed a chunk of his hair as he deepened the kiss. He moved both of you so he could be on top, one of his thumbs drawing circles against your waist, the other cupping one of your tits.

He let a loud moan as you bit his lower lip, placing both of your tighs on his sides. He moved his hand to your core and circled your clit with his thumb, making you drop his lips to moan loudly.

He then inserted his two fingers in you and moved them back and forth slowly to concentrate on not dropping the friction on your clit.

But he couldn’t concentrate enough, he wanted to hear you moan once more, so he focused on working your sweet spot, hitting it with the speed of the music.

He wanted to hear your moans from the VIP section, so he buried his head on the crook of your neck, placing soft kisses at your collarbones. The sensation of his kisses and fingers were too good for you, so good that you needed more.

Your hands went to move around your clit as the other held tight at the same chunk of his hair. The more in sync you both stimulated your sensitive spots, the tighter was the knot forming in your belly.

Jin noticed you were close by the way you were clenching on his fingers and knew just how to push you over the edge. “Cum for me, baby” he whispered in your ear. His velvety voice was always your breaking point. You reached your first orgasm of the night with a scream, and Jin stopped all his movements to help you calm down.

But you were ready for the next one and your hips moved in search of more friction. “Do you want to cum again, my love?” He asked softly

“Yes” you answered

“Tell me how” he demanded.

“On your lips” you whispered. His eyes darkened at the sight of you massaging your tits, and he considered just lowering his head and doing what you wanted him to.

But you were his queen, and this was going to be his last hit for a while, he wanted you to remember this night too. So he decided that his lips would be the soft cushion of your throne.

He took off his clothes to make himself more comfortable and he laid on the bed. “My face is your throne, sit where you belong”

And so you did. You placed one leg over him and sitted facing his dick, his plump lips waiting to please you.

He first wetted his lips and kissed your outer lips, then placing his tongue out and flicking it over your clit before sucking it in.

You arched your back and moaned his name. He grabbed you by the hips and placed you lower so the suction could be deeper.

You arched forward and placed your hands on his chest. He placed his tongue out, so you rode it back and forth, your entrance making contact with the tip of his nose.

The sight of his dick throbbing and wanting to be used made you salivate and made you wetter, the extra juices going directly on Jin’s top lip. He moaned with your taste and sucked your clit once more.

He then placed you again on your back, with your knees now on his shoulders. He placed his fingers inside you once more, but this time his lips went to your clit.

He moved his head side to side as he licked your clit, contrasting with the in and out movements of his hands.

The knot on your belly returned as he continued the combination of suction and fingering, only taking a couple of minutes to make you cum once again.

He laid on your side as you took a few deep breaths. You look to your side and you both smiled. “My turn” you tuned, more than happy to be the one to make him cum just like you did.

#bts #bts smut #seokjin smut #jin smut #bts ambw #kpop ambw #black kpop fans #black kpop stans #bts pwp #kpop scenarios #bts fanfic #bts x reader #black reader #kim seokjin

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mistressemmedi · 3 years

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Or maybe there's a jewelry line incoming...

Sjsjksjskjsksjsjs i am not ready for another etsy dropshipping pls skjsksjksjs

The Unionization of the WAG pages™: part Deuxmoi

#See what i did there?#Taking over the world #One shitty pun and jewelry scandal at the time #anon #q&a

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wtflife01 · 3 years

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Not charlotte posting a story of herself and her friends in paintball skjsksjksjs she also has tumblr account like kelly skjsksk i can't breathe akajksjak

kelly and Charlotte have Tumblr accounts confirmed,

it's a funny coincidence tho 😂😂😂

but I have no doubt some of her fans send her stuff from here, I've seen a fan page of her share some screenshots on their insta stories complaining about what was being said and Charlotte followed that account so....

#anon ask #wtfcharlotte

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hawks-anon · 3 years

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this is mi spotify playlist, felt lame to send it in a text sO

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mod: SKJSKSJKSJ okAY lemme give it a listen after class (no im not ignoring class owo)

#i mean-#submission

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madametrashbin · 3 years

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since you're asking for characters how about Thoma?

Ah yes, the man who swiped me off my feet the second he appeared. I have never forgotten how much I called him a goddamn puppy when we first saw him in the Archon Quest skjsksjksjks-

Anyways, this gave me an idea... mostly inspired by @/myuni-moon’s version of him in the Cult AU because I totally dig that he’d be the one who would treat the Reader more normally than the rest.

Of course I’ll put my own thoughts into this, mostly because why not... and it might be shorter than what I normally do... will be shorter than my usual pieces.

Being with Thoma is calming.

You weren’t fond of being called an Exalted God, considered as someone who is seen as almighty and being considered so great yet receives the child treatment with so many restrictions that felt too suffocating for you is just absurd.

Absolutely absurd that you sometimes want to cry out in frustration for your lack of freedom after being forced away from home for their own selfishness that pisses the hell out of you most of the time until you were exhausted with being angry for a while... that doesn’t mean you forgive them though.

The weight of responsibility with that forced title made it difficult to rest sometimes, relaxing was out of the question because it would fuel those views of you, making the binds of delusional views all the more tighter around you and suffocate you again.

So when Thoma treated you more like an ordinary person when it was just the both of you, treated you in a way that you were more familiar with, you could relax yourself around him and be more free as who you truly were... it was refreshing to smile, to forget the weight of the titles forced upon you as you drank tea and talked about everything and nothing with him.

Like an ordinary person that you are.

You were able to talk about home, describe what it was like to him and in turn, listen to his own stories without a care in the world when it was just the two of you alone... whether at the Komore Teahouse, at the Kamisato Estate or other places he would take you, you could truly be free when it was just you and Thoma.

Thoma, in the meantime, relishes the true side of the Deity, the one who was clearly more ordinary and human than what the others claim you to be... who looked so terrible around the others that forced their views and coddled you to the point of isolating you into your teapot.

It was clear to him, after getting to know you, that you weren’t happy.

Who wouldn’t be happy? Being taken out of home by force, being dragged into the Teapot Realm and forced to live such an isolated life... not being allowed to see the outside world for months on end by sheer selfishness... of course you wouldn’t be happy at all.

Thoma respects you like all the others, but he sees that you yearn for regular companionship... for a friend who doesn’t treat you like a glorified trophy and for someone to talk with without a care in the world.

So he takes it upon himself to be your friend, to get to know you as yourself without anyone else getting in the way of ruining your mood with their delusional obsessions.

You looked happier like this, and Thoma thinks that smile and laughter suits you better than the dull expression of exhaustion. He’ll keep this as his little secret, because he doesn’t think anyone deserves this with how much they chain you down with their ideals and selfish truths.

...except maybe the Traveler, who he never told on to anyone when he caught them sneaking you out of the teapot from time to time and maybe has helped them out here and there too.

Anything for your happiness, after all.

#self aware genshin #genshin impact x reader #yandere genshin x reader #soft yandere #thoma x reader #I'm so mad he's not in the same banner as Childe #skjskskjsskj #Rip my Primos #But I'll do everything to get them both #I almost have 100 fates #almost #saving up like a madman skjsksjksjs

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