SF Headcanons ROUND TWO
CW: Unbridled chaos and possible shitposting
Alan carries around a rubix cube cube with him for stimming, he wonders if he’ll ever solve it.
Charlie logs into Shitter and gleefully trolls all the gullible and bigoted Karens on there.
Many find Pim attractive in a dainty boywife way, Pim who is seriously lacking in social cues didn’t realize at first when people where flirting with him.
Smormu and Pim love harmlessly gossiping to each other in the break room.
Glep killed a man with only his thumb.
Mr Frog made his own “neon green sauce” he advertised on some shitty website and Charlie was crazy enough to try it, he along with like 50 others wound up bedridden for weeks afterwords and they all sued the pants off Mr. Frog, not like it’s any skin off his nose because he’s the richest and most powerful man in the world or whatever!!
Charlie is a Cheech and Chong fan and he has all their comedy albums.
Pim competes with his sister Amy, like even though she’s the golden child Pim knows he’s got what she covets: that lovely figure of his! Pim decides to be petty one day and shows up to Amy’s wedding wearing a little red cocktail dress showing off his curves knowing all the compliments he’ll get. Everyone wonders why Amy is in bridezilla mode all of a sudden because it’s not like Pim wore white nor is it as flashy as her wedding dress so he couldn’t have deliberately upstaged the bride right?
Gwimbly attended a convention with his own panel and everything and gets legitimately emotional upon seeing dozens of cosplayers and fans overall who haven’t forgotten him long after he was abandoned by his crappy company.
Glep is a menace to society on April Fools Day, one time he let a hoard of frogs loose at the Spaghetti Disco and watched the chaos from afar.
Smormu loves wearing cute pastel clothes and she wears different ensembles everyday, she gets a lot of complements as she so deserves because she slays!
Dj Spits eats nails for breakfast without any milk. (Dj Spitz kinnies please DON’T attempt this irl)
Mr. Boss is a time lord, his office is his TARDIS and his son is his companion.
Glep makes Alan read him comic books before bedtime.
Mip is a JK Rowling stan and he eats up everything she says…..don’t be like Mip, Mip is a brainless little shit!!
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☆ sock friends
i woke up at 5am to watch this cuz im not american🐠
but i loved the stupid puppet remakes, loved the new episode and i will be impatiently waiting for may 12th
LOVE SOCK PUPPET PIM THO I CRIED WHEN I SAW HIM HE LOOKS LOBOTOMIZED
ill probably draw more at a later date im just busy with life :333
( og screenshot under the cut )
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Smiling Friends Headcanons y’all
TW brief mention of queerp***bia and emotional ab*se.
Charlie is an abromantic achillean intersex transman
Pim is transmasc genderfluid and pan and he loves switching up his gender labels and yes he goes by he/they/fae
Alan is a triple battery. (Agender Autistic Aro/Ace spec)
Glep is a non-binary aroace spec lesbian who goes by he/it pronouns
Marge Simpson is a lesbian
Smormu is transfemme and bi also SMORMU NEVER DIED IN MY HEADCANONS HAHAHA
Charlie’s (ex?) girlfriend is named Susan and she’s bi and a cisn’t ally
Jennifer is a bi demigirl who goes by she/her and neopronouns
Shrimp is unlabeled and goes by all pronouns
Mr. Boss is a gay transman and yes he was at Stonewall kicking ass.
Pim is jealous of Charlie and Susan but keeps it to himself because he wants Charlie to be happy.
Alan invites his friends over to watch his family’s vacations slides.
Glep walks into the telephone booth nearby work to anonymously prank call random people during his free time.
Pim grew up with girl’s toys and holds on to his childhood dearly, he is a doll collector and he has a girly Y2K aesthetic blog as well.
Charlie grew up a social outcast with Pim and Susan being the first friends he ever had. Seriously my man Charlie has had it ROUGH.
Pim’s family except for his cousin are SUPER bigoted and heteronormative…yet they pressure poor Pim into keeping contact with them.
The gang love watching bad movies and shows together to riff on them.
Smormu and Pim watch Disney movies together and know most of the songs by heart.
Alan is a fan of David Bowie, Prince and The Beatles.
Charlie and Pim watch Toonami religiously every Saturday night.
One night Charlie got so shitfaced drunk after a possible breakup that he started howling loudly at the full moon until Dj Spitz shot him in the ass.
Glep is a Jhonen Vasquez stan.
Pim rewatches Steven Universe on the daily + is also a Swifty who makes friendship bracelets
Mr. Boss dated Rick Sanchez once, they broke up because of creative differences.
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