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thelazywriters · 7 months

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REAL OR CAKE W/ CREEPYPASTAS

OKAAY, I'M BACK!11! Don't mind be being inactive for the past couple of months hehe.

This is 100% fanon haha <33, I had trouble posting the last draft for some reason xd

characters:Jeff the killer, Jane the killer, Ben Drowned, Sally, Slenderman, Splendorman, Trenderman, kagekao, Hoodie

Jeff The Killer:

- "IT'S CAKE! I'M TELLING YOU IT'S FXXKING CAKE--" swears on his life that his answer is correct, even when it's not.

- To be honest the whole game he's just guessing lmao. He doesn't know if it's real or cake, and just goes "cake" or "real" at random times.

- And when they ask him to prove it, he's over here trying to EAT the real item.

- Jeff, with a whole cup stuck in his mouth: "i told you it was cake.", spits it out a second later. "just really bad."

- and when he gets an answer right he's celebrating it like it's the last day of his life just going: "I TOLD YOU WHAHAHW"

Jane The Killer:

- actually guesses things right

- "it's real." she says, blankly staring at the cake. "how did you kn-"- 100% knows just by staring at it.

- whenever she sees Jeff RAGE after realizing he's wrong, she likes to chuckle and secretly hopes he chokes on whatever he's trying to eat. But when he (somehow) survives, she just sighs and waits for the next round, kind of disappointed.

Ben Drowned

- more focused on his phone than he is on the game, Slenderman has to drag it away from him T_T.

- "Why are you asking me? I don't know." shrugs after he's asked if it's real or cake- secretly knows the right answer but wants to annoy everyone with his constant "I don't know" or "I don't cares."

- only answers on the difficult questions. And then everyone stares at him with the: "how did you know-" kind of expression and he's over there giggling like a little devil because he knows what is and what isn't cake

.Sally

- IS HAVING THE MOST FUN AHH

- "it's cake?? can I eat it?? How did you make it? :0"

- she LOVES to see the cake cut, and especially wants to know how to bake them! - loves guessing and pointing at the item, real or not. When she finds out she's wrong, she just giggles and prepares for the next round.

- and when she finds out she's right, she gets super happy and starts jumping up and down and probably getting excited.

- "next one next one!" she said, pointing at the next item being dragged into the room, excited to guess the next answer

- definitely asked the bakers for help with baking things after.

Slenderman

- "cake. it's cake."

- secretly super competitive with his brothers. Like at first you think he isn't competitive with the way he stares at the cake and then says the answers blankly, but if you were his brother you'd know ALL TOOO WELLLLL

- ALWAYS answers first. No one answers before him.

- and ALWAYS right. The rest of them expect his brothers are probably staring at him and thinking: "how does he even see the cake and HOW DOES HE GET IT CORRECT.."

Splendorman

- having JUST AS MUCH FUN AS SALLY AHHH

- he knows when it's cake because I feel like he'd bake LOTS OF CAKES before especially for his brothers, so he's gotten used to seeing the texture and stuff like that.

- one stare and he knows if it's cake. Buttt he doesn't say it to the others because he's not as competitive as his brothers and is doing it for fun.

- he enjoys seeing how talented people can be especially with how realistic the cakes look.

- is literally the least competitive out of all the brothers.

- probably trying to stop Jeff from shoving the items down his throat

Trenderman

- why do i get the feeling that he’d keep judging the cake based on how it looks T_T

- side-eyeing the cake smh

- making excuses whenever he loses, probably kind of a sore loser too lmao

- doesn't show it though and just goes "mhm." whenever he gets an answer wrong.- but when he DOES get it right, he stares at the people who got it wrong and does a little smirky smirk and then goes back to looking at the cake

- people side eying him back LMAO

Kagekao

- who placed wine in the cake…

- was probably there before the game even started just to mess with the bakers.

- secretly placed wine in the cakes or altered it in some way and now it's messing everyone up

- worker: "this cake tastes a lil funky..

"kagekao, hiding in the shadows and staring at him: "kekekeke..” - doesn't care about the game and only cares about messing everyone up and it's working- slowly starts arguments during the time they're guessing.

- "psst, it's cake."

- He knows the answers because he was there when they baked it Hoodie:

- "...." silent the entire time. at least most of it.

- his brain just kinda malfunctions whenever he sees the cake and is questioning his life when it's revealed the answer is cake.

- Sally: "Come on Hoodieee!!! Just guess with us!"

Hoodie: "uh.. uhm, cake?"

Worker: "And the answer is... real!"

Hoodie: *questioning his life decisions* - and if the worker asks him if he's SURE that's his final answer, he starts questioning anything and everything.

- secretly really likes the cake and the game, finds it entertaining. Not AS competitive as the others.

- Probably the only one who doesn’t end up in an argument by the end of the game (NOTE: OKAY SO I HAD SO MANY TROUBLES WITH THIS POST IM SORRY IF SOME THINGS ARE MESSED UP HUHU T_T. Thanks for reading though !! :"D)

#lazywriterheadcanons #creepypasta #headcanons #jeff the killer #jane the killer #ben drowned #sally #slenderman #splendorman #trenderman #kagekao #hoodie #help me this took so long to post

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welcometoteyvat · 7 months

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love your thoughts on character’s ages. looking forward to fontaine & sumeru :) i think you described it really well. ages for my are like… they exist but they don’t at the same time.

edit: OH MY GOD TUMBLRS EDITOR FORMATTING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! if you see random parts of words bolded PLEASE ignore i dont know why it keeps happening

if you're the same anon as the og ask i am so so so sorry about the delay T_T T_T i was drafting my answer and then boom life happened ..... anyways. thank you for enjoying my thoughts wah <3333333 "they exist but they don't" SAME SAME frfr. like the most on-point (internet) discussion I've read on ages is that the stage of life you're in is often the only factor that matters, and that can vary a lot based on like your past experiences and stuff. and from my own perspective this holds true—similarly, in genshin where all the playable characters have jobs it's hard to kind of quantify them into really distinct age ranges tbh. sometimes it's just vibes (unfortunately vibes often includes height bc it's a game w not very diverse model types). anyways! character hcs:

sumeru (sans scaramouche): collei, cyno, tighnari, faruzan, layla, nilou

i think collei has an actual canon age right? unless I'm tripping and fanon has solidified so much in everyone's minds. I still haven't read the manhua <3 but iirc people think she's 12-13 there right. maybe she's like 17 rn, i can see anywhere from 14-16 though. idk anything abt her timeline so these are quite literally guesstimates from vibes and they're likely to be wrong. Layla is such a college girlie, she's like 19-20 and sleep deprived (same fr); begging for her to catch a break on behalf of uni students everywhere. I don't have a set age for Faruzan, I can see her anywhere from 30-40, 26 years old minimum (the redesigns people give her where she looks visibly older are so cool <3). Given she was a pretty well known researcher back in her day and since academia is a long and arduous career choice, I think it makes sense; also if she's like way older than Kaveh appearance wise (≥ 10 years) , even if she hadn't gotten trapped for a century, that would be sick af (their dynamic is impeccable and I think a larger age difference makes it better, sweeter, and funnier). Nilou also feels 19-20 years old to me; no real explanation, she just has a young adult vibe, like someone just out of her teenage years but quite capable at managing her life, although still testing out responsibility for major decisions and stuff like that (age solidarity w yun jin)

iirc cyno was already mahamatra or something WHILE tighnari was still in school; thus this makes cynonari EXTREMELY funny if you're a moral purist who ships it and thinks they fell in love in their akademiya days LOL. jkjk it's also a reasonable interpretation that Cyno became mahamatra at an insanely young age, since uhhh fucked up temple of silence background smth smth and honestly it feels in character for him to go buck wild at a young age like that (person most suited for young collei fr). HOWEVER. personally I think being mahamatra at like 19 is insane—thus I think tighnari's probably 23, cyno might be 27? I don't know if that makes it """""""better""""""" from an age gap standpoint but I also don't really care. Cyno being older but more joking around friends, while Tighnari is the younger kohai but serious and no-nonsense is pretty funny to me and when they're both serious you know you're fucked

fontaine: lyney, lynette, freminet (are those the only medium youth models so far lol. damn)

anyways lyney and lynette are confirmed to be at least 10 from Lyney's story quest. such helpful information I know lol. I'd think they're probably around 19-20? 18 minimum—I personally wouldn't watch 18 year olds do gravity defying magic tricks at the nation's biggest opera house—being like 1 year older doesn't make it any better ofc lol, but I think they're above the teenage threshold bc of that. Kinda fucked up to think about the timeline and house of hearth stuff though with this in mind

Freminet I'd say is around 16; 14 minimum. No thoughts for this just vibes. mmmmm idk when he was adopted into the house, if he's around 4-5 years younger than L+L, and let's say they entered the House when they were maybe 6-9 (my headcanons, is it now possible to piece together an accurate timeline of this from in-game lore??), and that was maybe 3-4 years after freminet entered, he probably was like 5-7 when he entered... wah frem............. poor child I'm giving him a hug (knowing that he's also a killing machine)

#i can like. i can SO CLEARLY see faruzan as a cs professor. her hangout was so incredibly real to me i LOVE her routes there #cyno and tighnari are interesting to me too. like its so funny to go from 'is he committing academic integrity violations' to 'worthy stude #'worthy student unlike the rest of researchers; has morals' to 'husband to annoy w jokes and also trust w my life'#i love them actually. don't think abt their relationship too much but it's really very sweet #and for the record the sumeru girlies (minus collei sorry) are all so dear. i really like their characters i like how they were written #nilou gets quite a lot of shit i think. from people's commentary on her. i still dont agree w her design but i cant stand for ppl who say #'she's just fanservice for traveler' SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET THAT IMPRESSION??? also her character teaser/trailer fucked so hard #ok anyways. enough from me ty for the follow up ask that also pushed me to actually type this up :) <3 #asks #anon ask #ramblings!#teyvat thoughts #headcanons #genshin impact

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airi-p4 · 2 years

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Hi sweet Airi!

Random thought but I just know if Luka was the main character in the show there would be actually something to watch about...Can you imagine it? Marinette being like,, no we have to keep our identities secret,, abd he is like,, trust me, you don't have to worry about this *wink* ,, because he is SMART and loyal... and wise

*sigh*

IF ONLY

Well, actually, it depends. A show with Luka as the main character but with the current writing team? UGHH, I DON'T TRUST IT. But- a whole new story/show with Luka as the main character with Lukanette being dorks, stupid, fools in love, caring, respectful of each other, lovey dovey, going to dates, etc. (and endgame, obviously!). I'd watch +100 episode of that!!

My secret wish (that won't happen) for S6 and S7 would be that we got to see an alternative timeline, restarting the story from 'Truth', for example, where we got to see what would have happened if Lukanette ended up together. Since timelines seems to be a thing with the rabbit Miraculous, I think it would be interesting (and healing and refreshing, too) to see different timelines other than the one we'll get (and hate.) Furthermore, I'm 100% sure Marinette would be happier to have someone reliable and trustworthy as Luka by her side, so I'd love to watch it!! 💙 (bless fanon for giving us awesome content)

And I agree that if Luka had the snake Miraculous permanently, it would totally make a difference to better. His character could have been so much explored but no- they have to make everything about Adrien, huh? It's a pity all the wasted potential of this show... *sigh*

AND YES. ME TOO, ANON T_T

I MISS LUKA AND I MISS LUKANETTE AND I NEED MORE OF THEM ;v; (It does feels like it’s been AGES since we’ve last seen him...)

(but at the same time I don't want to see them in canon if Luka is going to support the LS now. I'm so torn bc I want to see him but at the same time I don't. HELP T_T)

Thank you for your ask, lovely anon!

Have a wonderful day!

#airi answers #airi rambles

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