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going to barbie (2023) in full harrowhark cosplay and being very much in love with barbie yet slightly disappointed if she doesn’t commit murder
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strawmaguchi · 1 year
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If Barbie and Ken don’t scissor in the new Barbie movie what is the point
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hothotpot · 7 months
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The sapphic urge to see the stupidest fucking twink imaginable and a jaded old man kiss under the stars
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deathsbestgirl · 1 month
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jersey devil + all things: twitter edition
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alullinchaos · 3 months
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i am going to go take a shower no one touch the Object. i know that it's glowing neon green and is in some ways shiny but that does NOT mean you will be able to resist the urge for total world domination. dr. two brains thought he could win and he did not, and no one is greater than that man and the brave sacrifices he's made for the scientific community
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fury176 · 6 months
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I see steincraft won 🤭
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psychodon525 · 8 months
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"This is the future that liberals want." No honey, this is the present we're living in. You just live your entire life in such denial over basic facts, that when you see something progressive happening, you think it's a publicity stunt, and not like... people just living their damn lives.
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poisonedfate · 2 months
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i don't have 'wrong takes'. i have momentary insanity. i'll take it back eventually. (probably).
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ehnrat · 5 months
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I still find it incredibly funny and head scratch inducing thinking about for the longest I never swore and if I tried to I would say alternatives like “heck” “freaking” or just take on different ways of expressing words, but then in 2018 I was egged to say the word “fuck” and now swearing is like second language to me with how easily I say it HAHAH but I still fall back on alternate phrases
Anyways, this morning in a sleepy state, my mother knocked on the door and I’m like “it’s open………. oh oopsie doopsie no it’s not” and I hear my mother CACKLING
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peacelovejoysami · 6 months
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tumblr culture really is a thing you either get or you don’t (and I forget a lot of people irl don’t) because the other day I told my coworker “the horrors persist, but so do i”, and she looked so ✨concerned✨
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i think dallon weekes should be given a gun and diplomatic immunity in every country
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saintedbyher · 3 months
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imagine being in the uno video and Angela dares you to kiss her
I’d be the meme that goes “cut the cameras, deadass”
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mycollectioncloud · 2 months
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Sometimes I Wonder.
What kind of place The world would be If we all said What was really On our minds. Probably painful at first But better in the long run
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it makes me sad when I see fanart of dream with honkers. our boy is flat as a pancake up there—no tits, all ass—and that's okay. not every man can be gandalf or sam winchester.
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coyacoonadillo · 7 months
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man I fucking hate credit card debt. you go from being perfect, an obscenely high score bc you treat it as a debit card with benefits, then you have 1 (one) emergency and it's all out the window. You eat less and cheaper, you move somewhere cheaper, you get cheaper insurance, you stay home more, you learn to change your own oil and starters and fix your own water heater and HVAC and fence and plumbing but you still can't pay it down. Every time you get close to starting to see progress, BAM. emergency. You're over your credit limit. You're nickel and diming every grocery trip. You consider letting the ED win bc hey you'll be cheaper to feed.
You got a better job, but your APR went up by your exact raise.
Gods, it feels so hopeless.
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onekisstotakewithme · 2 years
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I am thinking about how much I love M*A*S*H for showing men being physically affectionate with each other without making it a whole thing.
I know nowadays it would definitely be read as "queerbaiting", but I just love a show that will show men being emotionally healthy and emotionally open with each other, who hug and laugh and will be physical with each other without it having to be a queer thing. Just male affection, male heart, male emotion.
Like thank you, MASH, that's so sexy <33
(also props to Mike Farrell for saying he appreciated what queer folks took from seeing men be so emotionally involved with each other, he's a real one).
Like! Yes!! Give me affectionate best friends!! Give me hugging and emotional openness that we sometimes can't even get on current television! Give me one of the best friendships on TV!!!
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