#sometimes they are on purpose and then its funny

[emphistic]

Hiii I wanted to say I love yours works and was wondering how sukuna would react to yuuji wanting us to be his valentines 💓💓💓

Yuuji knows what chocolates you do and do not like. . . Actually, he didn’t. Sukuna did, however. And — being the awesomest brother he was — told Yuuji, albeit not for free. The boy had to earn it (Sukuna’s words) by mopping the floors of the apartment. Why did Sukuna choose such an odd way of payment? Who knows. And then, of course, Sukuna had to accompany Yuuji to the store in order to purchase said chocolates.

Yuuji isn’t sure what flowers you do and do not like. But he didn’t care; he thought all flowers were beautiful no matter what color, shape, size, and that each flower was pretty and unique in its own way. That’s what he repeated to himself in his head as he picked flowers straight from the dirt in the gardens outside your apartment complex.

Yuuji sees you wear some colors more than others. So he assumes you like those best. That’s what he thinks to himself as he colors in a card for you using those exact colors with his crayons. And though they weren’t a carbon copy — since he was working with very limited resources — his brain didn’t notice. And neither did you, when you received the card.

Yuuji loves you, a lot. He loves you a lot. Yuuji loved how caring you were when he got a boo-boo. Yuuji loved how good your cooking tasted compared to everyone else's. Yuuji loved how you would sing him to sleep — he, like his brother, thought your voice was amazingly lovely. Yuuji loved how funny you were, the jokes you would tell to cheer him up, and they worked. They always worked. Yuuji loved how soft your hands were when brushing through his unruly pink locks, much like his brother. Yuuji loved how you showered him with your undivided attention.

Yuuji was a smart kid . . . sometimes. He saw the way his brother changed when you started coming over to the apartment more and more often. Even when he was very little, he noticed. He noticed that after you permanently moved into the apartment, Sukuna was softer towards him. Sukuna smiled more. Sukuna laughed more. Sukuna loved more.

And so, Yuuji loved you a lot. Because, most importantly, he loved how you changed Sukuna — for the better.

Unfortunately, and like most kids, one thing he didn’t love was . . . school.

School, a center for learning to some and a prison to most. But if he didn’t go to school, how would he learn what Valentine’s Day was? How would he know that Valentine’s Day was a holiday to celebrate love, friendship, and admiration, for those you call special? He wouldn’t. Yeah, in a nutshell, long story short, however you want to call it, Yuuji wouldn’t know. He wouldn’t know what Valentine’s Day was. But, without you, he wouldn’t even know what love was — save for his brother, [occasionally], of course.

And what did Sukuna do? — Since he loved Yuuji so much? He fixed the little kiddo a tie and suit, of course! Yuuji looked utterly dashing wearing Sukuna’s suit; the pants were dragging a bazillion feet behind the boy and the tie was completely off-centered. (Were you expecting a suit tailored and sized for a little boy? LOL.) Maybe Sukuna did that on purpose. Maybe not. Sukuna did happen to snap a picture, though. Oh, he was so going to use this as blackmail once Yuuji grew older.

Yuuji thought he had finally obtained the confidence and big muscles of a man when he grew the courage to sit you down on the couch so he could “talk” to you. But as soon as he saw you looking attentively at him with the most gorgeous eyes he had ever seen in his whole four years on this planet, he nearly experienced heart palpitations right then and there.

Coming to the rescue, Sukuna came over and patted his younger brother on the back. Nodding at him in reassurance.

You had to admit, Yuuji looked absolutely adorable whilst he stuttered over big, complicated words not fit for a mere child, but when he finally got it, he shoved the chocolates, flowers, and card into your hands.

“And—and, I wan’ to ask you to be my va . . . wen . . . tine. . . Vawentine!” It took him a few tries to remember the “correct” pronunciation and to sound out the word syllable by syllable, but what mattered most was that he got it — in the end.

Yuuji raised his arms into the air, for some odd reason, like a person cheering or celebrating. Speaking of which — in this case, he would be celebrating his finally having gotten the hang of saying the word ‘valentine’. But he just looked so precious that you couldn’t even find the heart to tease him about it. Not even a little bit.

And if you were paying a little more attention to your surroundings, you would see that Sukuna was in the corner of the room, slowly and silently moving his lips as in a way to help Yuuji sound out the tough word.

“Thank you, Yuuji! — For all the gifts.” You scooped him up into your arms, peppering kisses all over his face. “I love you so, so much! Of course I’ll be your valentine. You are just too cute, aren’t ya?” You pinched his chubby cheek, eliciting a squeal from the boy. “Such an adorable little baby. I just want to put you in my pocket and take you everywhere with me.”

Yuuji nodded fervently, although he didn’t understand a thing you had just said.

All the while, Sukuna crossed his arms over his chest, huffing, before facing away from you two.

“Aww, are you mad that you're not my baby?” You turned your attention towards your boyfriend — who continued sulking — and so did his little brother, still snuggled in your arms.

“What the fu—what the heck? No.”

“That you’re not my honey bun?”

“Stop.”

“That you’re not my sweetie poo?”

“Oh my God.”

“That you’re not my—”

He cut you off, turning around and swiftly slapping a hand over your mouth so fast you didn’t even see it coming. But, what you were able to do was: lick a stripe up his hand covering your mouth.

“Eugh! You just always have to ruin my day, don’t you?” Sukuna grimaced, pulling back and wiping his wet hand on his hoodie. You let out a cheeky laugh in reply.

“I think that someone . . . is a little jealous. Don’t you agree, Yuuji?”

He nodded. “Mhm!”

“I am not jealous, matter of fact. You all are just stupid.”

“Stupid?” You raised a brow, wanting to see where Sukuna was going with this.

“Yeah. Valentine’s Day is for couples. Couples. Not friends. Not . . . not anyone else. So, Yuuji can’t be your valentine.” He smirked at the now frowning boy in your arms. “Sucks to suck.”

“We are a couple. A couple of fwends.” Yuuji nodded profusely.

“Doesn’t count.”

“Yuh huh!”

“Nuh uh.” Sukuna stuck out his tongue jokingly at his younger brother.

“My teacher told me that—that Valentine’s Day is for friends, too. She said it is also a day for fwendship.”

“Well, your teacher is stupid.”

Yuuji clawed at your arms, trying to escape in order to jump out at his brother. He was mad. Big mad.

“Yuuji, no. No fighting.”

“That’s right. Listen to your friend, Yuuji. Listen to your friend, who’s not your valentine.”

At this, Yuuji flew out of your arms and lunged at his brother, tackling him onto his back on the couch.

-

Moving on, it’s safe to say that the next day at school, Yuuji told all of his classmates that his valentine was an angel.

Taglist: @beyond-your-stars @sad-darksoul @mochimoee @r0ckst4rjk @lillycore @deepchromatose @yinyinyinyinyinyin @fivehoneyharg @desihopelessromantic @taiyakii @hannas16 @acroso @msvalsius @call-memissbrightside

#sukuna x reader #ryomen x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #sukuna fluff

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the best thing about having a cat that Fully understands and typically obeys the commands "sit" and "stay" is that when she doesn't obey, you're Keenly aware that it's a conscious decision

#AND ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY EVERY TIME #she gets this Look. where i can see the gears turning behind her eyes #and she very purposefully ignores the command #sometimes she'll half do it. pause. and then Visibly Decide to Not #she's so funny.... #but then when she Does do it its so impressive. is this pride im feeling? #i taught her 'sit' and 'stay' along with hand gestures #so like. just a second ago #i as calling her from across the room and she was trotting over #i made the sit gesture (no vocal command) and she stopped and sat Right there and then #SHE'S SO SMART <3 SMART KITTY <3 OH SHE LISTENS!!! #absolutely unprompted #sorry im gushing about letti again <3 she's my everything <3 #shes so clever! shes a genuine Companion! #we just played for like a half hour #and its so sweet... we play with twine (her favorite) and when she's attacking it near my hand #she gets so gentle. claws Away gentle batting slow movements #letti my beloved <3 #not to mention her library of Purposeful meows. we Communicate! #like earlier she made her impatient 'come here' meow and so i did. she was on my bed and waited for me to offer my shoulder #so that she could climb on and use me as a stepping stool to get to my desk #For What Reason!!! to be Hysterical i suppose! i swear she has a sense of humor...

[flamemons]

what are you looking at

#abril can draw sometimes #digimon frontier #digimon #flamon #takuya kanbara #its so fucking funny that i keep forgetting to draw the studs on his belt and now ive just been pretending that that is on purpose #i was so pissed drawing this bc moving and stuff meant i have no time or energy to draw #and i keep wanting to draw something cool!!! and instead i render a guy standing in the most boring position ever #for hours #and then i spent all day today thinking about cool shit i wanna draw #but i opened procreate and saw this and then rendered it some more FUCK #its an endless cycle

[dailykugisaki]

Day 158 | id in alt

The hater streak returns, your honor.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #inumaki toge #NO BEAR KUGISAKI RN BECAUSE I WAS THINKING TOO HARD AND THE BRAIN WASN'T BRAINING #but yeah like Kugisaki will always hold that fuckass grudge and she should!!! #She will purposely say shit and look absolutely disgusted or pissed at the mention of yuta and i think it's fun #i am slowly giving Inumaki more lore like a freak you cant even stop me #i watched some insane wordplay and was like “omg Kugisaki would.” #(Kugisaki voice) Top ten smelliest smellers to unfortunately inhabit this planet with: First place is Okkotsu Yuta #oomf does not know that sometimes i draw entire things of Kugisaki in different poses in expressions that i never post #ITS ABSOLUTELY FUNNY #because sometimes i just finish something and just start doodlin nothin but Kugisaki #shes very fun to draw honestly idk how at the beginning i thought she was gonna be awful to draw(I thought her hair was gonna kill me)

[mcybree]

did you know that scott hit jimmy more times in 3l than anybody else, including the person that literally killed him? scott hit jimmy 13 times (2 accidental), skizz killed jimmy with one shot. anyways i think i'm gonna bite drywall

REALLY FUNNY ASK.

#this is how I sound to people sometimes I think #I’ve never thought to count the exact number of times (I typically cite the instances instead eg. 4 purposeful times total) #and i guess you are right bc jimmy didn’t do a lot of direct fighting in 3l as much as he hung back and shot a few arrows #but insanity aside I do think it’s important to note that it’s not even like. the hitting him thing that’s weird moreso the context of it #As it’s the whole… hitting him to Make Him Do Something that’s like. Hmmm! Hm. (+ Jimmy’s reactions to it) #Otherwise punching other players in minecraft is relatively normal #But also 13 is still a lot even if you are just punching to play/high five/handshake whatever #This disclaimer isnt even towards you anon btw i’ve just been been self conscious about being perceived as— #guy who interprets things uncharitably to present Scott as evil and Bad as of late #asks #anyways. (2 accidental) is really funny to me for some reason. he apologized for one of the accidental hits too which is funny #me when i hit my partner on accident and apologize (but its fine when i do it on purpose) #deranged.fh.posting

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Ngl I'm kind of dillydallying around my own SDV fixation and i'd KILL to see what your brain is doing to this game like i for one would eat up dat stuff UP . . .

I love the way this is phrased; genuinely 😭💖 like im a force of nature tearing through any new interest like its made of wet tissue paper 💥💥💥

I thought about it some more and i will (eventually) make an sdv blog. Its going to be a mess having all my interests on one dashboard (im lazy and i dont want to sign in and out all the time for diff accounts lol) but i need sdv stuff in sight or ill explode. For now tho i will ramble about random hcs rattling around in my brain

- The valley is FULL of magic, but not alot of Magical Beings that utilize that magic. If the residents of pelican town knew more about magic, there would be alot more wizards than just. The Wizard.

- Everyone in pelican town has some kind of latent magic, or at the very least, an affinity or sensitivity to magic. I like to think that magic builds in very secluded corners of their world and the area including (and surrounding) pelican town is simply one of those places.

-(sorry, i am just obsessed with Places and Magic) I like the idea of your farmer being drawn to pelican town bc they have a bit of magic in them. The letter is just A Letter, but it is the desire to see this town that makes them leave their old life behind. I am obsessed w the idea that the magic in the farmer craves the valley bc it sees the valley as its home, and by extension, the farmer sees the valley as their home. The people of pelican town rarely leave bc the magic in them sees the valley as their home always. The biggest examples of this are Kent, Demetrius, Evelyn, Emily and Shane. The huge exceptions to this (still workin on it) are lewis and sebastian; lewis bc i see him as a normal, non-magical being trying to wrangle the weirdness of this town, and sebastian bc his feelings of isolation and not being understood propels him to crave the world outside of the valley. (That changes a bit if u befriend him/romance him)

-(shane is weird bc hes super depressed and lonely but his happiness comes from his new ‘ragtag family’ (his words) and his very Not Normal chickens. The animals of the valley love him bc he loves them and he becomes tied to the valley bc of it. Marnie has always loved the animals of the valley and some of the love they had for her definitely rubbed off onto shane, who very openly admits he loves the chickens 💙)

-I wasnt very fond of the idea of purple=magic but i think that was bc i often saw it as a way to tie-in the wizard and abigail. I am still trying to get through the friendships for everyone but rn it doesnt feel like theres any connection between them (and caroline). But. I do like the idea of odd, unnatural colors coming through bc of magic. Alex and Pierre having normal brown hair; Haley and Sam being true blondes. BUT. Shane and Jas having purple-ish hair. Emily and Caroline have blue toned hair. Even vincent have pinkish hair 🥺💖 (and dare i say….sebastian with purple/black hair like shane 👀…maybe he has more magic in him than hed like to believe). Abigail doesnt count bc from what ive seen, Caroline laments about her daughters dyed hair. “When she was younger it used to be chestnut brown” which…awww she took after her dad lol.

- LAST THING. This is not an hc i am just mad about this. I cannot believe the game doesnt allow u to befriend Marlon. What the fuck. What the fuck !!! I love him!!! I want to be friends w the chill monster slayer! Im a monster slayer too!!! Let me give him gifts !!! Fuck ! 😭😭😭💥💥💥💥 Also. I know how to write old man yaoi. They shouldve let me do a romance path for willy, clint and marlon. And the wizard i guess but someone already did that. Linus doesnt count bc hes ascended the need for human romance; hes one w nature (read. aroace). And we (linus and willy and the farmer) already co-raise leo so that counts for something i think 🤔

#answered #chattin #sdv #sorry that 80% of this was about the fucking Town #but i am obsessed w Places that Feel #Magic that Feels #wants and craves and breathes with emotion #you come to the valley bc the magic in you misses home #the valley calls for you bc she misses you #not just the magic but the person who has kept this magic safe and warm #the valley knows when to let go. but it also knows when to reach out and bring you back #everyones got little tethers on them. she wonders what everyone is up to #the farmer wants something beyond this desk and she gives a little tug #she hums along the tether to kent and its funny; she doesnt need to pull at all; he comes back as soon as hes able #sebastian wants to see whats out there; find his purpose; and she unravels the tether as much as he needs it to be #anyway hi. welcome to my destroyed whirlwind room of a brain #this doesnt scratch like. the wildlife of the valley. the magic in the farm and crops. the seasons #the moonlight jellies (and how u can see them in fern island sometimes) #lewis and his many many crimes (read. he is wack and i hate him) #the emily/shane friends w benefits agenda i have going on (and harvey/elliot ship that i love so dearly) #and the jodi/kent/caroline polycule u didnt think u needed until i said it just now #i have like. too many thots. its literally consuming brain. i fall asleep thinking of this fucking game #and the version of it that exists in my head rentfree LMAO

[carpathiians]

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#wheres that one post thats like. the real love languages are #being stupid together on purpose #collaborative hating #ignoring things #sharing a blunt #like those things are just so jovier its literally them #TO ME personally #putting this all in tags bc im just rephrasing a tumblr post ive seen lol #i cant find it anymore #sorry the idiots in love post activated me #i have a v specific vision of how they are but i can never figure out how to say it #i just think theyd be funny sometimes #ok.insane rant over <3 #carpathians.txt #delete later #perhaps #this is very low quality posting lol sorry

[st4rstudent]

Giant cornplate post here but I'll get my thoughts out anyways. I really like how even visually Mac and Winn are contrasting yet similar. Winn's main color is yellow and Mac's is purple, which are contrasting colors. Yet, they both wear green. And then both of them having glasses but they're different shapes (circle vs square). and ouuughhoguhgh. theyre good friends. i like them.

#clemramble #sorry this is a massive cornplate post . idc. ive posted my thoughts privately and now you all get to hear them #i always wonder if the color choices were done on purpose. i mean winns is obviously. being based off the windows logo #but macs based off a dutch bunny and not the macOS logo . soi always ponder if the purple was an active choice or if it was just coincidenc #not that itd change anything if it was or wasnt . their designs are clemheaven to me anyways #but yeah . you could also write about the same thing with their personalities #mainly in the way they talk in broadcasts. from what i interpret winns a lot more nervous and more casual whereas mac is well. its mac #i also think its funny that despite being nervous and stuttery winn gets to the point faster than mac. like if you read an alarming rate of #aptitude. mac takes 15 years to get to the point which is one reason it gets cut off so easily #and then in the hires and heroes blogpost it goes to do that again and then gets interrupted by winn #but even then winn does sometimes go off tangent just a tiny bit but is much more eager to get back to the point. i presume because of bein #nervous #i just think its all so good. i think they play off of each other in a funny way but not one that would be annoying to either of them #something something. contrasting enough to be different but similar enough to be best friends #sorry this is a kind of long tag post about mac and winn. i just like them alot and i need to get that out there. i hope you all can enjoy #my thoughts #...even if they turn out to be wrong.

[sapphicflash]

praying to david jenkins that there will be a moment in season 2 where ed runs his ship aground and then in an attempt to free it izzy runs a second ship aground

#ofmd #it would be so funny like old timey suez canal #idk where theyd get the second ship since they havent really been doing proper fleets but idc i just want it #especially against izzy in s1 saying ‘what kind of fucking idiot runs his ship aground’ #history can be fun sometimes #also ik its theorised blackbeard did this on purpose i also dont care

[bulkhummus]

today at work a man came in and ordered a latte and my two coworkers were predominately interacting with him because i was on bar making the drink and he kept referring to them as ‘miss’ like “thank you miss, that scone there miss” and he was real polite and nice but we all noticed it because we all did the customer service silent look when something is happening that is out of the ordinary (meaning his liberal use of ‘miss’) but when I finally finished his drink I went to hand it to him, he paused and said “thanks dude” 

like this man took one look at me and decided I did not meet the criteria and it was too stupid NOT to be gender affirming 

#assigned not miss as work #thank you oat milk latter with one pump of sugar free vanilla man #my coworkers referred to me as dude for the rest of the shift on purpose and it was very funny lmao #sometimes when a straight man is not attracted to me it IS gender affirming l #(im assuming he was straight he said he had gf in passing but I think its p safe to assume he was) #personal

[xiewho]

i love love love the way you draw gorgug!! you give him so much personality :)

ouhhh omg thank u so much 😭😭 he’s my favorite bad kid so i tend to overthink a lot when i draw him haha but im really glad u like the way i draw him :’)

#‘gorgug from fh’ WRONG. he is actually my oc #out of all the bad kids hes actually the hardest one for me to draw #which is painful cause hes my fav but its ok we ball #i have so many hcs so if i draw him different every artwork uhh it is what it is #my thought process when i draw him is like ok yeah he’s cool but like #hes also so lame 2 me #i cant make him look too cool .. . . i wont allow it #sometimes i gotta reign it in guys #glasses gorgug is so real to me Btw #so funny to think abt tho. glasses goggles And headphones #where do u keep all that…. #i forgot what the original purpose of these tags were i just like talking about him #bro i still havent figured out the logistics of his tusks #idk how to do certain shorthands for mouths anymore cause im always like. #where do the tusks fit into all this. #and i really enjoy rendering eyes so the fact that goegug is js so ⚫️⚫️ is so funny to me #i cant spell but im not writing that tag again #ill stop here HAHAHA #thank u anon <3 #asks

[cordycepsbian]

slugcats are genderless by default but arti became a woman anyway. Trans icon

#this isnt even how we portray scugs we just think its funny to say #also our phone capitalizes the word trans for no reason sometimes we didn't even do that on purpose

[shinayashipper]

Yugi switches to Yamiyu everytime they gotta talk to Kaiba is just so Hillarious can you STOP be any more Obvious abt your Crush Yugi... that is such Peak "OH NO PLS TALK TO HIM FOR ME I CANT HANDLE IT MYSELF 0////0" Behaviour because you get too shy to talk to your crush

#when Yamiyu interacts with others we can still sometimes see Yugi giving inputs here and there #but when yamiyu faces Kaiba hes just Not There #its just so Funny to me like Yugi's doing it on purpose hhhh #Atem is Very Tired <\3 #PARTNER pls go over there and TALK to the guy yourself

[luckyfaeth]

i think ive said this before but sometimes liveplay fandoms need to take a step back and remember that sometimes things that happen in the moment and get brushed off are just that and don't need to be read into and sometimes it really is just a moment of friends at a table doing a silly bit

#~ #this is like meant in the least no hate way possible bc im guilty of it sometimes!! #and its fun to take things and run with them!! #but when you start to attribute things that were meant to be funny bits as like issues with how the cast are doing things #it gets a bit odd idk #im not elaborating too much on purpose but ijust saw a very looooong post with some character analysis #about how they kept brushing off A Traumatic thing as Jokes #but like in the context of how the moments are played theyre MEANT TO BE SILLY its meant to be over the top #idk like i Get It #and if you take it and run with it more power to you #but insinuating that other players are like brushing it off when the player of the character is Playing into the Bit is weird. #i just think that you shuold trust that if the player had an issue with that and wanted to push it to be a serious element they would #bc as outsiders we do not have Any insight into that unless they say it

[mutedeclipse]

I think its weird how much attention i pay to finger count. Not like im going to stop though

#lunar myth rambles #it doesnt just extend to fingers but its most noticeable there #artist habit #its funny because for bombermen to make them look less human i give them 4 fingers on purpose #its a pain in the ass sometimes but for the most part its a nice challenge #i even pay attention in cartoons and shit i didnt make #like in bmj bombermen have 5 fingers. most media where they have fingers its either 5 or however many they feel like at a given time

[mejomonster]

i’m still standing by the fact dmbj dramas are like As BL feeling as bl intended dramas by a huge margin

only Qi Hun, the Hikaru No Go cdrama adaptation, is also as BL feeling as bl intended dramas despite no bl basis from the original story (i mean the characters get all the cute competition romcom tropes, topped off with moving in together and sharing a bed and living together happily forever more what else do i even need to say)

i am excited to watch A League of Nobleman because it will be very fun if it has bl drama levels a la The Sleuth of Ming Dynasty or Word of Honor despite original story not being as such

#rant #dmbj #hikaru no go #btw this is again ur sign to GO WATCH HIKARU NO GO ITS SO GOOD SO GOOD #And again yes this is a callout that dmbj dramas LEAN on action romance tropes specifically with pingxie but also wu xie/anyone and that #really turns it into shippers heaven #also its so funny bizarre that dmbj isnt bl but faces bl drama type scene censoring #because wu xie is so gay that canon scenes are just. too gay sometimes #talk about unintentionally writing what u wrote huh npss. although i think npss does it somewhat on purpose now