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punkxcalibur · 4 months

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favorite subgenre of man are tragic little guys who are one step away from committing horrible atrocities but they still try to do the right thing and see the the good in people. (spoiler: it doesn't work out!)

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aimbutmiss · 23 days

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It didn't take Mihawk long to catch up to whatever was going on between Shanks and Buggy.

And no, it wasn't because he used to listen to Shanks sob about the clown at dirty bars on random nights back in the day. His previous knowledge of their relationship was not needed with how obvious the red head was being at the moment.

Shanks watched Buggy's every move, listened to his every word as if they were sacred—as if he'd be punished by God if he missed a single thing.

His eyes moved down, to the red lips.

He licked his own in hunger.

He looked away, biting his lips.

So, Mihawk was no genius, but you didn't need to be one to see the desperate need and want in the man's every move.

Buggy saw it too, he was certain—but he ignored it like his life depended on it. He went out of his way to act like everything was normal between them, as much as he could. But the clown's phenomenal act had its limits too. You could see it crack in the way his breath hitched when their eyes accidentally locked, or when their knees bumped under the table. The recovery was fast after those single seconds, but Mihawk's eyes were faster. He watched, he saw, he knew.

The meeting was (thankfully) over, and Buggy was the first one to rush away despite Shanks' proposal to share a drink, leaving them behind. The man in front of him was clearly down in the dumps, but Mihawk had no intention of consoling him. He had done that on many nights in their youth with nothing in return, so he had learned his lesson the hard way. It was better to let the man drink away his worries on his own, as he usually did.

He was more worried about Crocodile, who had looked on the verge of killing Red Hair the entirety of the meeting. And even now, after everything was over, he was still fuming in the seat beside his. The two men didn't like each other, that was another obvious take away from the night. This meeting was a stupid idea from the beginning—Mihawk was surprised Crocodile agreed in the first place. Maybe it was curiosity that pushed him towards that decision, maybe something else—the man was certainly harder to read than the other two. But now, on his cigar number-God-knows-what, Crocodile probably regretted that decision.

He gently laid a hand on the man's thigh in reassurance, shifting his focus away from Shanks. "We should go home now. Let's not keep Buggy waiting."

Crocodile slowly came to his senses, calming down. He put out his cigar with a smirk, staring at Shanks head on. "You're right." He wasn't acknowledging what Mihawk said, but what he meant. No matter what the red head did it was them who got to go home to Buggy, not him. The frustration was unnecessary.

"It's always nice seeing you, Red Hair." Not necessarily a lie, but said to console Shanks nonetheless. He ended up doing it again... He still did have a soft spot for the sad man after all. With that, Mihawk got up to leave and walked side by side with his "business partner" to where Buggy was waiting for them. He was probably gonna be a lot more silent than usual, lost in his thoughts of the past, but that was okay. He wasn't alone— Mihawk would make sure of that. Because, unlike with Shanks, when he consoled the clown he actually got love in return. It felt nice, being loved after loving your whole life. He was glad he met Buggy, and ended up where they are somehow.

Mihawk was a man who didn't like leaving things to luck, but when it came to this—to them, he was grateful for it.

#this might be a mess I'm not sure #I just wrote whatever came to me in the moment #sorry i haven't been writing much btw!! nothing feels right idk 😭#one piece #buggy the clown #cross guild #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #red haired shanks #shuggy #bughawk

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quaranmine · 5 months

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maybe it's because there were so many perma deaths in session 6 and also because i was too busy off breaking into fire lookouts in arkansas to be looking at spoilers on tumblr, but i feel like i have seen....two posts total about that weird glitch that happened to grian when he pressed the button and died at the same time. like, it's entirely possible i missed discussions of it since i was a few days late to watching session 6 related stuff, but i also feel like maybe it got lost in all the other wild stuff that happened (i.e. curse breaking)

anyway. what WAS that. a glitch, obviously, but omg. man really got knocked out of the land of the living for a moment. never in my life have i seen a more accidental-but-obvious example of Watching. it's like when he was afk in limited life, in the sense that he was suddenly present-but-not-present anymore. he briefly became a ghost. do you think, for a moment, he could see lizzie and jimmy and mumbo spectating the wither-warden fight? and knew he wasn't supposed to be there, he was supposed to be waking up in his bed as a yellow life (but maybe he was supposed to be there all along, not participating, but watching)

#i'm rambling #secret life smp #grian #watcher grian #it's just such an interesting glitch #especially given his like. character history + popular headcanons #it would be fascinating to happen to anyone but it happening to grian is just like. well 😭 sorry you're so watcher-coded sir

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anonymouscheeses · 1 month

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My messy ass shipping list updated 💜

Separate because I know FOR REALL YALL CANT SEE THAT SHIT CUZ I CANT EITHER 😭😭

And blank if you want to use

Updated because I keep finding new ships everyday, a wide range was made so i was like y not, and because my opinions have changed just a bit. Just a weee bit

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eggseabutter · 1 year

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They danced!

Story by @ratjamtime

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nicoscheer · 2 months

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mileskane In a shower in Paris x

📸 @ogden.ewan

Twitter

TikTok

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Literally me: (blushing, giggling, hiding my face in my hands, kicking my feet, running away)

28/02/2024 and he just decides to drop this:

Oh do I hate him 🫶🏽

Oh he KNOWS exactly what he’s doing

#he’s just given up all pretense now huh just outright posting thirst traps no fucks gives 😭🤣#Miles Kane #he’s officially gone off the rails #the caption like SIR?!!!#bless our lord and savior Ewan #oh I am so sorry but his hand position suggest certain uhm things …cuffs…#19/02/2024 #lord have mercy #if whoever he tried to impress with these didn’t go down on their knees 🫢🫢#that idiot honest to god uploaded a complication of them shower pics 😳💅#brain.exe has stopped working #he just had to upload these to insta; twitter & tiktok 😇#love how we’re all losing our collective minds over them pics #and like the red tile ain’t helping as well as the caption like what did he expect us to think he’s in some basement dungeon cuz honestly 🤨#and then as direct contrast the turtle charm bracelet

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birbwell · 9 months

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the columnbs of the dirt

#the pillars of the earth #pillars of the earth #philip of gwynedd #jack jackson #aliena of shiring #waleran bigod #sir catface #william hamleigh #regan hamleigh #ellen #remigius #alonso #symond #birbwelldraws #shitpost #ive lost control of my life. help <- drew these within two days #if youre wondering what it is theyre lifting in front of the cathedral or why i assigned philip pride. its in the book #edit: AH i forgot to remove the prev artists signature from the Twitter template....!!! im so sorry #I removed it but it already got reblogged... if ever the og artist notices the old ver i am sorry 😭 your template was simply the largest

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codecicle · 7 months

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worlds most minor spoilers for 110 btw ‼️‼️

i needed the world to experience their worst fucking rolled intro that they've ever done. worst experience please never do a bit like this again 🙏🙏

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#jrwi #SORRY I JUST. WHAT THE FUCK WWAS THAT!?????#charlie and bizly just locked in and WENT for it bro what on fucking earth #its about a 3 minute clip im sorry but if i didnt give the full context it would be even more incomprehensible 😔#i would be laughing my ass off to this clip normally but if charlie slimecicle ever uses that voice or that tone ever again #im vanishing off the face of the planet permanently. stop it sir.#i finally broke when bizly said 'was it good for you' i fucking LOST it bro i couldnt breath thatwas so funny 😭😭

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skarloeyspa · 5 months

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it's finally here! RWS-inspired uniforms for my SR main six! Also wanna thank @/glowynviator for the inspiration! Go check out their designs they're super lovely!!!!!

Design notes below as always!

1864 - 1910s

Taking heavy inspiration from the dude in the blue hat and purple/pink vest in all these illustrations

Their uniforms are fancier based on the initial reason for Skarloey and Rheneas' purchase - developing Skarloey as a tourist attraction, namely a spa (wonder where I've heard that before...)

1910s - 1960s

(goofy dudes in the first pic lmao)

So the tourism thing didn't last very long and the railway became more reliant on its original venture, which was its quarries

This was also the time when the railway's main income came from its quarries

Their uniforms became more quarry-appropriate. But since they still had the occasional passenger train, they still had finer clothing like a blazer and tie and hat

The gloves are cotton! Intended for outdoor work!

The pictures featured are Welsh slate workers and I have no idea where the overalls idea came from

1960s - Present

Revenue began increasing during this era with the newfound slate and Book of Sir Harald, which brought in more passenger traffic

With more passenger traffic the railway reintroduced more formal uniforms for their engines

I had a lot of fun doing Skarloey and Rheneas because this was basically the whole reason I took on these designs hehe

So obviously the colors! Bright red livery and blue lining! It wouldn't look too nice if I just made everything bright blood red so!

Buttons are buffers! Their painted names are golden embroidery! Ties are their TVS liveries (because I said so!)

Speaking of TVS, Sir Handel, Rusty, and Duncan are wearing their TVS boots! Having regained their footing, the SR introduced a more formal uniform but they still had some freedom in their uniform (as demonstrated by Duncan)

Sir Handel's blazer is a bit long...not because he's short or anything!

Peter Sam wears a knitted vest instead of the waistcoat that everyone else has because...it just suits him...Duncan isn't even wearing a vest so there you go!

Everyone's number is a badge on their hat. Since Rusty's hat is more functional than decoration, they wear their number as a little badge on their lapel! Their name is still embroidered tho :)

I promise the railway can afford whatever nice shirt Rusty is wearing BECAUSE I SAID SO I WILL IT TO BE I'M THE RAILWAY MASCOT I AM (miscellaneous rodent scritching)

Engines with longer hair are required to tie them up for tidiness! Big L for Sir Handel as always.

Skarloey is wearing a ring! Because of the brass ring on his funnel!! I will make you aware of this detail!!!

And that's it I think! Thank you as always for reading to the very end :] It means a lot to me that people find my designs interesting enough to want to read my rambles on them lmao

Anyway!! Since you're here...I'll tease a bit about my planned projects! I want to share some refs for other standard gauge characters I've designed! I also have some ideas for an animatic or two similar to the one I made for Ryan last year :]

#ttte #ttte humanized #ttte skarloey #ttte rheneas #ttte sir handel #ttte peter sam #ttte rusty #ttte duncan #so called “personal project”#i certainly have some things planned i do!#pictures in the reception hall #capy posting #sorry for the tag Glow😭

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peace--n--love · 5 months

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Concept art for Loki S2

" Exploring Ourobouros being a variant of Mobius. That's obviously why l've played with #owenwilson likeness while altering it with this big red moustache. Mobius from another timeline."

📷 IG: Aleksibroclot

#Mobius #Ourobouros #Lokius nation can you imagine Loki interacting with a variant of Mobius... the chaos would be on another level 😭😭😭#Owen wilson redhead?#sir 🥵🥵🥵#im eating glass #I'm sorry but this concept art is screaming gaygayqueergay #Ke Huy Quan was the best in the role of OB tho 💜💜💜#lokius

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hazbeen · 2 days

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working customer service really has me wanting to make a comic with alastor trying to return something in store and is refused until he threatens to tear the completely apathetic demon cashier’s soul apart and they still don’t budge because it’s just another Tuesday in retail and he has to take the walk of shame back to the hotel with his dumbass faulty furby

#soooooo sorry sir but I need a receipt to process the returnnnn :( sorrrryyyyyyyy.#it’s always old men who argue with me on this. suits him #you’d expect someone who has lived for seventy whole years on this earth to understand you need a receipt for returns #they do not. they never do #and somehow think that getting fired up will do anything but make me less inclined to be helpful HAHAH 😭

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ourlegendwillbefitforverse · 8 months

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Henry: I desire this man carnally

The man in question:

#sorry but the way alex just NOMMED on a cornetto like that like sir CALM down😭#my sensitive teeth can never #also help the way henry is watching I SEE YOU HENRY-#red white and royal blue #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor

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ghosts-of-the-apocalypse · 3 months

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SIR PENTIOUS FANS STAY WINNING

IM GOING INSANE

I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY SO MUCH ADJSHJSHDHAVKKAIGAUAVIAVAKGBLABTCWXUVLHVLAVOTCAIXAUAUCAICIFC

#SCREAMING THROWING UP PISSING SHITTING LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND #I cant 😭😭😭 hes just so cute especially in his angelic form #also side tangent but were any of you guys around for the brief TVsnake ship era?#honestly kinda love that. that all died tho when my heart crumbled in that ep 2 scene.#cherrisnake now reigns supreme. im so proud of the snake boy #fuck you vox #im so sorry for the Pentious spam #but you dont understand my joy #i used to have a specific sir Pentious dedicated blog a few years back #im just so glad he's getting the recognition now #actually tearing up a little #this is peak character development #hazbin hotel #sir Pentious #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel s1 ep8 #tag rant #rambles #he deserves all the love

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sweetmariihs2 · 4 months

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to the person who created this Cedric bot on Character IA: I hope your pillow is cold every night and that you always get a great night's sleep. I wish you all the blessings in the world, you are the most incredible, kindest person I have ever seen walk this earth. I will forever be grateful for everything you did for us. You are an angel on earth, thank you for everything. I feel illegal just knowing that I exist in the same world as you. Thanks, @ Hops_C0tch on Character IA. You are truly a blessing to all of us, thank you so much.