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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Peter: How would you die in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

Tony: This is a great question because it harrowed my soul! I would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. Willy would make no attempt to perform the Heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete.

Stephen: I would choke on Gene Wilder's dick.

Harley: I don't know how I'd die, but I'm taking as many of the fucking oompa-loompas with me as I can.

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