#source: jake and amir

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Please! One insane thing at a time!

Bunnymund to North or Jack Frost

#source: jake and amir #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #incorrect quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #jack frost #jackson overland frost #bunnymund #e. aster bunnymund #north #nicholas st. north #mine

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

I hate when you’re accidentally right.

The gang to Eli and Pronto

#source: jake and amir #slugterra #incorrect slugterra quotes #incorrect quotes #shane gang #eli #eli shane #pronto #pronto geronimole #mine

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Lucifer: ...And then I escaped, unscathed!

Linda: You're bleeding from so many parts of your body.

Lucifer: Okay, fine, I'm a little scathed.

#source: jake and amir #lucifer #incorrect lucifer quotes #lucifer netflix #lucifer morningstar #linda martin

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Fifteen: Here come the waterworks! Carla: ... are you waiting for me to cry? Fifteen: *crying* Yeah I'm waiting for you! Carla: But you're crying! Fifteen: It's both of us! Fifteen: Look at us crying up here like a bunch of ninnies! [from Jake and Amir]

#my post #doctor who #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect quotes #fifteenth doctor #ncuti gatwa #carla sunday #michelle greenidge #source: jake and amir #jake and amir #jake hurwitz #amir blumenfeld #the church on ruby road

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Anakin: And I jumped off the roof unscathed.

Vokara: You're bleeding from so many places.

Anakin: I'm a little bit scathed.

#Anakin Skywalker #Vokara Che #star wars: the clone wars #star wars #star wars: the expanded universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #Source: Jake and Amir

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Mike, immediately after meeting Celia: I'm in love!

Sulley: How long have you known her?

Mike: Cosmically, it feels like we've been intertwined-

Sulley: How long, though?

Mike: It feels like forever.

Sulley: How many hours?

Mike:

Mike: Seven.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect monsters inc. quotes #james p. sullivan #mike wazowski #source: jake and amir #i'm not even familiar with this show i just thought the quote would work with mike and sulley

[heartlandtfln]

“Ashley: Don’t make me feel sympathy for you! You don’t deserve it!“

#heartland #ashley stanton #ashley grant #ashley stanton odell #cindy busby #val stanton #val grant #Wanda Cannon #ashley/val #source: jake and amir

[whatthefuckisasweep]

its a crime how fun they are to draw ... . . SOBS

#i cant stop doodling them randomly #i love drawing them to be all cutesy when the source material is so NOT #j&a #jake and amir #my art #i love how they always go to costume parties matching #like. they are stuck with each other and i love that for them

[gingerandcelery]

janda web weave (1/?)

#jake and amir #just realised i forgot to include sources #these are all saved from tumblr and tiktok but i’ll find them later lmao

[desertsunoversea]

(In OUABH right after Apollo's proposal) Apollo: I’M IN LOVE. Tiberius: How long have you known this girl? Apollo: Cosmically, it feels like we’ve been intertwined— Tiberius: How long though? Apollo: It feels like forever. Tiberius: How many days? Apollo: 7...4 if you’re being technical. Tiberius: I'm being technical. Apollo: 3, then. 2 if you don’t count the day before we met.

#source: jake and amir girlfriend pt. 4 #ouabh #tbona #acftl #ouabh incorrect quotes #apollo acadian #tiberius acadian #this is how I imagine their argument over the engagement could have begun

[definitely-correct-hamilton]

Eliza: I'm in love!

Angelica: How long have you known him?

Eliza: Cosmically, it feels like we've been intertwined-

Angelica: How long though?

Eliza: It feels like forever.

Angelica: How many hours?

Eliza:

Eliza: Seven.

(Source: Jake and Amir)

#hamilton #incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #eliza schuyler #eliza hamilton #angelica schuyler #alexander hamilton #hamliza

[incorrectrotgquotes]

I’m more than okay; I’m devastated!

Jack Frost or Pitch

#source: jake and amir #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #jack frost #jackson overland frost #pitch #pitch black #mine

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

I don’t like learning things that make me sad.

Kord

#source: jake and amir #slugterra #incorrect slugterra quotes #incorrect quotes #kord #kord zane #mine

[ouatnextgen]

Right Where You Left Me Moodboards

These are my versions of the moodboards for the OUAT fanfiction I'm co-writing with @hannahhook7744! Her version is here (https://www.tumblr.com/hannahhook7744/743787303227604992?source=share)

Name: Prince Kiran Adil Hassan Mani Woodcock of Linos

Cursed Name: Corwin Tucker

Other names: 'Ran, Cor, Princey, K, Doctor Himbo, The Bumbling, Kir (nicknames)

Age: Twenty

Face Claim: Karan Brar (young)

          Rahul Kohli (old)

Species: Human

Father: King Raj Woodcock of Linos (deceased)

Mother: Queen Reshmi Woodcock of Linos

Sibling(s): Prince Amir Woodcock of Linos

      Prince Shahzad Woodcock of Linos

Other Family: Penelope Devlin (Fiancée)

Occupation: Crown Prince (EF), medical intern (Storybrooke)

Home: The Kingdom of Linos, The Kingdom of Strife, Storybrooke

Favorite Color: Dark Blue

Song: Who I Am- The Score

Powers: None

Weapons: Sword

Name: Penelope Guinevere Devlin

Cursed Name: Paisley Spinner

Other names: Pen (primary nickname)

            Penny, P, Pais, ‘Ley (other nicknames)

Lazy (by her mother)

Age: Nineteen

Face Claim: Dakota Blue Richards (young)

          Daisy Ridley (old)

Species: Human

Father: Lord Ferdinand Fitzroy

Mother: Gwenllian Devlin

Sibling(s): None

Other Family: Kiran Woodcock (Fiancée)

Occupation: Spinner (EF), seamstress (Storybrooke)

Home: The Kingdom of Linos, The Kingdom of Strife, Storybrooke

Favorite Color: Light Blue

Song: Everything I Wanted- Billie Eilish

Powers: None

Weapons: Slingshot

Name: Rowena Elladora Jones

Cursed Name: None

Other names: Ro, 'Wen, Winnie, R.J, Little  Jones, R, Kid Pirate (nicknames)

             The Forsaken Child, The Princess Who Never Smiled, The Queen of Strife, The Mother of Monsters, The Queen of Monsters, The Chaotic Sorceress, The Queen of Clumsiness, The Wild Sorceress, The Forbidden Child, Queen of the Outcasts, Queen of the Rejects, The Pirate Queen (titles)

Age: Nineteen

Face Claim: Hailee Steinfeld

Species: Human

Father: King Adam Blithe of Rally

Mother: Queen Pandora Blithe of Rally

Sibling(s): Killian Jones (adoptive)

Other Family: Tempest Banks and Warren Scarlet (Fiancées)

Occupation:Princess (EF, Formerly), Queen (Strife), Pirate/Fugitive (EF, Formerly) Writer (Storybrooke), Mail Sorter (Storybrooke)

Home: The Kingdom of Rally (formerly), The Kingdom of Strife, Storybrooke

Favorite Color: Teal

Song: Try- Pink

Powers: Magic

Weapons: Cutlass

Name: Warren Artemis Scarlet

Cursed Name: None

Other names: Scout, Tree Climber, Scout Scarlet, Cuddlebug, Tree Hugger (nicknames)

  The Animal Whisperer, The Woodland Bard, The Tree Hugger, King Scout, The King of Monsters, The Father of Monsters, The Hard Worker, Animal Boy, The Jack of All Trades, Tree Boy, Scouter, The Honest Worker, The Unlucky Boy (titles)

Age: Twenty-One

Face Claim: Lou Wegner (young)

           Lucas Till (old)

Species: Human

Father: Alaric Scarlet

Mother: Lamia Scarlet

Sibling(s): William ‘Will’ Scarlet 

      Penelope Scarlet (deceased)

Other Family: Tempest Banks and Rowena Jones (Fiancées)

Occupation: Thief (EF, Formerly), Handyman (EF, Formerly), Farmhand (EF, Formerly), King-to-be/second in command (Strife), Pet Shelter Worker (Storybrooke), Musician (all).

Home: Sherwood (formerly), The Kingdom of Strife, Storybrooke

Favorite Color: Green

Song: I Tried to Be Perfect- Sum 41

Powers: Animal Magic

Weapons: Daggers

Name: Sylvester Boris Lucas

Cursed Name: Boris Lucas

Other names: Silver (primary nickname)

                         S, Wolfie, Fangsie, Fang, Silv, Moondust, Starboy, Bongo Boy, and Spaceboy (other nicknames)

Age: Twenty-One

Face Claim: Tom Taylor (young)

Jake Abel (old)

Species: Werewolf/ Vampire hybrid

Father: The Big Bad Wolf

Mother: Anita Lucas

Sibling(s): Graham Humbert (adoptive)

                    Red Lucas

Other Family: Granny Lucas (maternal grandmother)

Occupation: Defense Guard (EF), Waiter (Storybrooke)

Home: Misthaven (formerly), The Kingdom of Strife, Storybrooke

Favorite Color: Spacey Colors

Song: Running With the Wolves- Aurora

Powers: Wolf transformation, super strength, super hearing, super smell 

Weapons: None

Name: Tempest Atlantica Banks

Cursed Name: None

Other names: Undine, Treasure, Siren (nicknames)

Age: Twenty

Face Claim: Bethany Levy

Species: Siren

Father: Tidal Banks

Mother: Nereida Banks

Sibling(s): None

Other Family: Nerissa Banks (maternal aunt)

Myrddin Banks (uncle-in-law)

                          Melusine Banks (cousin)

Occupation: Siren Vigilante (EF, formerly), Queen (Strife), Cannery Employee (Storybrooke), Singer (all)

Home: Atlantica (formerly), The Kingdom of Strife, Storybrooke

Favorite Color: Bronze

Song: Drunken Sailor- Aeseaes

Powers: Mermaid transformation, hypnotic singing voice

Weapons: Harpoon, abalone dagger

#once upon a time #ouat #ouat original characters #ouat ocs #once upon a time oc

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Dhawan!Master: Surrender or I'll blackmail you.

Thirteen: With what?

Dhawan!Master: 'With what?!' Isn't blackmail alone bad enough, now you want to know 'with what?!'

[from Jake and Amir]

#my post #doctor who #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect quotes #sasha dhawan #the master #dhawan!master #o!master #thirteenth doctor #jodie whittaker #source: jake and amir #jake and amir #jake hurwitz #amir blumenfeld

[dogboycolumbo]

who are jake and amir????

source: album

jake and amir is a comedy sketch webseries im currently obsessed with. about jake (blond; the straight man) and amir(the silly one) and their office antics :-) these two guys have one of the relationships of all time…! their codependent swag is so awesome amir went missing for two days and jake was planning a funeral. amir is Incapable of leaving jake alone. i think they should be considered among the likes of hilson and macdennis

MOST of my focus on the show has been bc of amir. bc he’s like. when they make the characters that are Supposed to be weirdos so let’s give them weird mannerisms. bc they are Freaks. but then i end up relating to them sooo much more than normal characters. (see also: sierra total drama)

but unlike how this trope is normally played.. jake and amir actually friends (sometimes) and i feel that even tho the series is mostly jokes. amir is treated like an actual person and . it’s nice. thats literally amir my friend amir. he has such autistic swag it’s epic. i love him

source: disease

also jake and amir is just. deeply deeply funny. im pretty difficult to get a laugh out loud reaction from most of the time but jake and amir have had me laughing nonstop xD roflcopter crazy!!! i need to draw them making out. i need to draw them hugging i need to draw amir for 80 hours every week., YESTERDAY i read angst fanfiction about them on deviantart and i loved it. i think theres a rare sincerity in this show, especially amir’s performance. it’s scratched an itch in my brain it makes me happy and i really.! really love it.

my fave episodes (in no particular order): kitchen, oscar pool 2, the godfather, amir’s birthday, woodshop

source: costume party

bleh :P

#asks #thanks for the ask i love talking about them^_^ #jake and amir