#swear on my mama.

[vodger]

my first gurren lagann drawing in like 86 years

#my beautiful wife i will draw you again i promise #swear on my mama. #if you remember my gurren lagann phase you deserve a veteran discount #gurren lagann #tengen toppa gurren lagann #adiane the elegant #adiane #gainax #art tag

[beannary]

As im queuing this to post my dorm is literally so cold because the heating isnt working so I dont have a silly or funny caption to put here other than ough cold

This is part 44 of The Little Prince Separated AU

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#my art #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #2018 tmnt #tmnt 2k18 #2k18 tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #rottmnt big mama #tmnt big mama #i swear this series could just be called donnie gets in trouble #but i wanted this to contrast how splinter was with mikey in last weeks update

[minzbins]

HAN 2022 MAMA AWARDS

#createskz #bystay #staysource #staycompany #kiwitracks #jaybrainrot #staytay #usersun #userbeepls #usersa #stray kids #skz #han #han jisung #!melstuff #2022 mama awards #what does he want from me?! #he's wrecking me but he's already my bias so what else does he want skdjfjdbksjlvcflk #when they perform... i swear he's gonna make me lose it again.. as always when they perform #binnie poking his cheek tho.. same <3

[burrowingdweller]

🎶

#vinnie o'neil #vinnie #brassic #joseph gilgun #mama's boy #my baby :(((( #i swear i thought my heart is gonna rip apart

[yourfavoritebutler]

my mom made me listen to my chemical motherfucking romance and i’d just like to say listening to it felt like that one danny devito “i get it” meme

#my chemical romance #gerard way #oh my fucking god im in love #mcr #best song is mama cant change my mind #GRAHH I LOVE BLACK PARADE #i’ll listen to 3 cheers of sweet revenge later i swear im obsessing over black parade at the moment

[meloncalic]

There's somethin' 'bout you, baby

There's nothing like the way ya get me high

You've got a heart from heaven, but you're burning like hell

credit to @puppeteered-poetry​ for the inspiration here

i hope you don’t mind i put my own lil spin on this

as well as @entitythel​ for the kick in the ass of motivation to do a version of this concept

also a version with aberration effect bc im indecisive:

#markiplier #darkiplier #i have self control i swear #this idea and art grabbed me by the scruff of my neck like a mama cat carrying its young /pos #caldoodles #codi don't look #cw scopophobia #cw religious themes

[oddogoblino]

HOLY HEDGEHOG PROPAGANDA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED!!!

Stickers by @themetalvirus !! They've arrived in good condition, very much goblino approved. Finally my mother can witness our true lord and savior, Sonic the hedgehog, and his brave disciples. Beautiful, beloved stickers. 10/10 would buy again. I just need to find where to put them.

#oddito ramblinos #its all come full circle. My funny informing that my mom cant hear “lord and savior” and not think of sonic encouraged their creation #and now? I have them. My mama shall see them. She shall never forget. 🙏 sonic bless #this is all a silly hehe btw i dont actually- im not tormenting my mom with shitpost sonic religion beliefs i swear

[dead-lights]

1920s // all that jazz // caleb & lilith vatore

i betcha lucky lindy never flew so high

caleb

outfit - 1920s vest 1 by @happylifesims

pose from can we raise a star by @vanillasims4xx

lilith

circlet - 20s headdress by @glitterberrysims

dress - 1920s evening dress 9 by @happylifesims

hair - maxie by @raindropsoncowplants

shoes - 20s shoes by @simsfromthepast

pose - from sing to me by rabiesims

necklace - coral necklace by @batsfromwesteros

props

piano - even grander piano by @littledica

microphone - vintage microphone by tyrABV (tsr)

#reposting bc this looked terrible on my laptop :( now it looks bad on my desktop like some parts look greenish #caleb vatore #lilith vatore #i swear i'll make something where caleb is actually in focus eventually #ts4 premades #ts4 townies #ts4 townie makeover #ts4 vampires #ts4 1920s #ts4 historical #ts4 render #ts4 edit #deadit #i hc mama vatore as a piano teacher #lilith actually practiced and plays well #caleb was less enthusiastic and is like piano 4 or something #not great but good enough to accompany his sister #since EA straight-up forgot to give the vatores any skill points gotta figure out what the hell they're actually good at

[bird-inacage]

Episode 10 | Prapai Treating Sky Like He’s a Member of The Family

#LITA #love in the air #love in the air series #love in the air episode 10 #prapaisky #prapai x sky #sky x prapai #this was so heartwarming and sweet #prapai: 'family i can't wait to introduce you to my sweetheart' #'and yes im serious about this one and i swear im treating him well' #im convinced now that the prapai household will be super protective of sky #mama and papa be like 'if you ever hurt that sweet boy - you're disowned'

[greer-08]

Rottmnt sketches!

uh- idk what else to say tho- i hate perspective drawing.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #my art #doodle #tmnt #tmnt fanart #big mama #rottmnt leo #slayyyyy #why tf do i draw leo so much?? #i swear i have other characters- #cass apocalypse fanart #i mean one of em is- #future leo

[yanyanderes]

Hi I really enjoyed reading your Yandere April headcannons, and I was wondering do you think you would do one for the turtles or maybe your fave villain ? If not no worries ✌️

hhh i’m in a villain mood rn, and i already have some draxum stuff planned, so i’ll go ahead and write for big mama bc i haven’t seen anything for her so far.

these are mostly written to be parental/platonic bc idk how to write the villains romantically.

- big mama loooves giving (y/n) cute bug-related nicknames. bugaboo, cuddle-bug, buzzy-bee, oh such a cute little one they are, having flown into her web!

- she enjoys holding (y/n), especially after a long and hard day of the turtles’ meddling. and if they try to struggle against her, she can always tie them up! they look so adorable, wrapped in her webs like a blanket!

- if you couldn’t tell, big mama babies (y/n) a lot. it doesn’t matter how old they are. if they’re an adult, no they aren’t because big mama said so ❤️❤️

- loves looking over the battle nexus with them. if they’re rooting for someone or wants someone to win, she’ll purposefully rig the game in their favor

- big mama loves showing (y/n) off to anyone and everyone. she could be in the middle of a business meeting and then suddenly she’ll be cooing about how adorable her little (y/n) is

- anyone who tries to slander (y/n)’s name is thrown into the middle of the battle nexus, no exceptions, no questions asked

that’s about it rn. i still adore writing for the main cast, but it’s nice to give the side characters and villains some love

#yandere tmnt #yandere rottmnt #yandere rottmnt big mama #yandere big mama #yandere tmnt 2018 #yandere #yandere teenage mutant ninja turtles #yandere rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #i swear i have to make a masterlist or something #i scrolled through like half my blog because i forgot what colors i used for draxum’s name #speaking of colors THERE ARE SO MANY PURPLE CHARACTERS IN ROTTMNT #I’M SUNNING OUT OF COLOR COMBOS SIDNKANSOA #yan-asks

[jangmi-latte]

I find it so funny that your type in men are mostly just french

YOU JUST GAVE ME THE WORST COUGHING FIT IN MY WHOLE ASTHMATIC LIFE I CHOKED ON BOTH SALIVA AND ON MY OWN DAMN LUNGS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

STFU!?!??!? /J YOU MADE ME HAVE THE WORST REALIZATION BECAUSE I WAS FULLY CONVINCED MY TYPE RANGES FROM ACE TO MALLEUS THEN THEN YOU JUST KWKFKAKCKAKCKMACKAKLCMAKEOQJFAK

i despise bowl cuts.

I LIKE MY MEN EUROPEAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IN MY DEFENSE VIL'S GERMAN, MAL'S PROBABLY ENGLISH, U-UHHHH....RIDDLE'S BRITISH/ENGLISH TOO SO IT'S A TIE WITH ROOK AND ROLLO STFU I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED ABJSBAKDKQKCKKQKCAKKCKAKDKAKCKAKJWKCSKCKADMKSJFKSJFSKJCKSJDJSJ

#customer service #i don't know where this came from istg it just came outta nowhere #I SWEAR ON MY LIFE ✋🏻 I DON'T HAVE A SPECIFIC TYPE IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE #french BWKFNAKFNAMNFKQKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I MEAN I LIKE THE FRENCH LANGUAGE AND THEIR HISTORY BUT LIKE COME ON NOW #THE CALL OUT?!?!?!??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MAMA I HAVEN'T STOPPED COUGHING AFTER I CHOKEDHGJWJWJAJSKAKDKWKFKWKFKKQDKIW #why am i embarrassed #IT'S ROOK. IT'S ALWAYS ROOK #i like rollo #BUT ROOK.

[cayenneexe]

The World According to Kris (reverse!au) 2/4

Chapter Two is finally out!!

Kris recalls a memory seven (earth) years ago his miserable life on Cybertron and how the Autobot brothers arrived on Earth. But when he wakes up in the Well of Sparks, he is determined to return home, concerned for his human-hating brother left in the aftermath of his death.

Or

Reverse Roles AU and basically Kris takes Bee’s place in RotB, killed by Scourge trying to steal the transwarp key before being revived, followed by flashbacks on Noah’s and Kris’ life before the crash that sent hundreds of Cybertronians to Earth.

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Next (coming soon)

Ao3 Sneak Peek

“Hey, look,” K-008 starts, catching his brother’s attention, “The Supernova I know, it took him forever to join the military. He never gave up.”

Noah wants to either laugh or cry at his brother’s naïveté, “I'm not Supernova anymore, K-008. I’m not a hero.”

“I'm just saying, you'll get the next one.”

“There is no next one.” Noah almost barks, making K-008 nearly flinch at the sudden increase. Frustration leaks into his voice and forces it to raise in volume. “No one's coming to save us. We're alone in this.”

The two sit quietly, the silence following the hard truth making the atmosphere thicker than the sharpest blade could cut as Kris hands back the gauntlet. Yet, while still upset, Noah still takes it with a sense of carefulness. The soldier is frustrated, not at his brother but at the circumstances placed upon him. K-008 knew that but remained hurt from his attitude. Noah knew that too.

“I'm sorry.”

“It's alright.” Not even a beat after Noah’s apology, K-008 mumbles with a forgiving grin.

“No, it's not.” He grumbles from his vents, “None of this is.”

They sit in silence once again. The only noise was the winds of the ship sailing above the ground and the murmurs of the people around them. K-008 is left to think again, massaging his servos once the pulsing has faded and the rust inches out into his sight. The silence becomes unbearable so he tries to speak.

“When I get better,” K-008 says, startling Noah a bit, “I want to join the army too.”

Now Noah is truly startled. The image of his younger brother going through the same thing as him sends a true fear down his spine like any other. The idea of his little brother walking down the streets with bots yelling insults and slurs at him, hurts so much it’s unexplainable. He wishes to interject but at K-008’s hopeful look, the green soldier allows him to dream.

“I’ll train hard like you and get so strong, even the Prime would want to fight by my side!” A wide enthusiastic smile spreads across his face plate, bouncing on his seat and almost ready to leap out. “Then when I get my abilities, I’ll be unstoppable!”

K-008 sits up from his seat and his navy blue glass visor falls over his eyes and nose. “I’ll do missions, find the bad guy’s weaknesses and hit them where it hurts! Boom!”

Noah laughs as he attacks the air, narrating sound effects of each punch and kick before K-008 bumps into a grumpy Cybertronian and quickly apologizes. Noah pulls K-008 away but barely holds back a chuckle.

“Sorry! Sorry.” K-008 mumbles to the stranger before sitting back down.

He looked embarrassed, fiddling his fingers in silence but Noah gave him a nudge into his shoulder to encourage more of his rambles, wanting to learn more about his dream.

“Go on. Continue.” 

The prior excitement seems to have faded and K-008 just sighs, “I just…I just want to be a hero just like you.” He reasons as he gestures to his speechless brother, “I want to save people, go on deadly missions and get recognized. And everyone will start cheering my name…

Kri-ti-cal! Kri-ti-cal! Kri-ti-cal! Wooooo!!”

K-008 fakes an applause and whisper-yelling cheers. Noah laughs albeit a bit confused.

“Kritical? Where did that come from?” At Noah’s laughter and question, he quiets a bit and starts fiddling with his digits again. Noah quickly tries to backtrack, “Not that it’s not a good name! It’s really cool! I promise.”

K-008 remained quiet for a moment which is starting to worry Noah. The orange bot didn’t look sad anymore but appeared to be thinking before he finally found his words.

“The medics won’t treat me unless I’m dying or I’m important,”

Noah goes speechless, his brother’s words echoing in his audials and dread dropping into the bottom of his tanks. His digits start clench in rising anger, practically shaking to keep his rage from showing.

Does he not think he’s important? That his brother will not get any attention unless he’s dead? It’s a horrifying idea, especially for someone who’s as kind and forgiving as K-008.

“and that’s what I want to be. Important. Critical.”

The silence returns but it’s neither tense or comfortable.

Technically and unfortunately, what he said was true.

Everytime Noah enters any and every hospital, they won’t let him in unless his spark is flatlining at the moment. It hurts Noah every single time but the soldier hates to admit that he forgets how his brother feels about it as well.

Clearly, it was killing him as much as the disease.

The rage inside the green robot dies out. His fist relaxes from the sorrow growing inside him. Noah scoots closer to the orange bot, hugging him close around the shoulders and trying to make eye contact with the distraught sparkling.

“You don’t need to fight bad guys or die to be important. You know that right?”

“I know.”

“But if you do decide to go into the military, I’ll be there every step of the way, Kritical.” K-008, or Kritical, giggles at the sound of his callsign from another voice, wrapping his arms tight around Noah’s middle as he grinning into the metal. All Noah could do is hug back, both of his arms around the orange bot, “Home team?”

“Home team.”

BOOM!

#transformers #transformers rise of the beasts #transformers rotb #rise of the beasts #rotb #kris diaz #noah diaz #breanna diaz #freedom racers au #reverse au #reverse roles au #read on ao3 #cross posted on ao3 #fanfic #fanfiction #I swear it will get happier it just takes some (or a lot) of angst first #it will get better for kris I promise #also I love my mama breanna #she was on screen for ten seconds and I already love her

[tabooiart]

day in the life of a true brexit geeza. wake up and meet the wife rocky. my little princess isnt he bootiful. time to go to race 2. revvv up the engine wheyyyy

#my art #fanart #starlight express #stex #brexit the british engine #rocky 1 stex #rocky 1 the boxcar #the rockies stex #can u tell i dont know how to tag him #oh god whats their ship name #brocky #brexit x rocky #brexit x rocky 1 #they deserved to race!!! #i know the british engine breaks down to give mama/papa and rusty a place in the race but. #also if ur not familiar with stex im sorry i swear im not some country humans freak hes a train i promise hes a train hes a train from engl #hes in a worldwide race thats why he has the flag on him pls pls pls #in other news. im never drawing a rocky ever again why do they look like that its so hard to draw whyyyy

[moregraceful]

Me out here like, oh boy I am chewing on the bars of my enclosure threatening to go crazy. Maybe I will typeset some fic and do some bookbinding tonight because creating things with my hands always makes me feel like I'm doing a total body reset on my mood. Microsoft word: Ah, I see you are frustrated with many things in your life right now. Would you like to be furious for an entirely new and different reason? Me: No. Microsoft Word: Great! I did not save all your pre-made styles from the last time you typeset a mixed media fic. Have fun recreating every single one. Me: 🥲

#i get NO REST-- #this fic is very interesting to typeset bc it is both mixed media AND is split into chapters which i have never done before #so i am enjoying the puzzle of how to make chapters flow on printed pages naturally when it is half media half regular story #the fic is paced seasonally - it goes month by month and it's very short but the format is such a neat challenge #i'm simply on the floor. when i did the train fic i had so many styles for each kind of media type. i THOUGHT i saved them all but i. didnt #and to be fair i have now done a total body reset on my mood just instead frustrated with doctors i am mindlessly furious at word #but! i found a decorative font that is just octopi! and since the fic features the seattle kraken well we're really gonna be rollin #as soon as i get off the floor lol #(and i hear you say but kasper didn't you swear off microsoft word for typesetting??? and i say yes and mama raised a damn stubborn fool) #birdbindin' #fresno oilers.txt #i'm being very vague bc it's not my fic and i am giftung it to the author but it's. very obvious what fic this is and who wrote it lol

[fruitsclipper]

potato geen onion "pancake" things for lunch btw. With worlds tiniest sour cream

#astr.txt #Completely unrelated but i swear they handpick the most hairless women possible for commercials. where is ur arm hair... #<- im “watching” general hospital with my mama & eating lunch