#systems analyst

[pettees]

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[iridescentalchemyst]

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[sri-lanka-government-jobs]

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[lunarianscripts]

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[perilegs]

shout out to people who have the most normal boring regular job imaginable, but work at a place that makes people’s brains explode trying to think how you can do said job at said place

#decided it was time to let this one out in the wild too since people liked my nipple comic #this one is pretty old tho #anyways people know what tech support does. but as soon as i say i do tech support at an amusement park theyre like #'oh? you maintain the rides?' NO! #also i know i call myself an it guy and tech support or whatever and mix it up regularly. but its bc thats what i mostly do #i think my title is like it systems analyst or something #my comics tag

[propicsmedia]

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[deus-ex-mona]

it’s ✨okay✨, right~?

#s o rry rant incoming im just. re a l l y crabby after working for 8.5 consecutive hours with no proper break okie~? </3 #ayEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ADMINS AT MY WORKPLACE CAN GO K I C K R O C K S #their time management is somehow worse than mine and i suck balls at it?????? SJCFJFFHDHHD I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE BETTER AT YOUR JOBS MANSSSSS #the!!!!! admins!!!!!! sent in over a hundred samples without any info sheets and stuff so the morning shift literally couldn’t get started!! #doing the morning shift’s part of the job was. annoying. to say the least. especially when said work could’ve actually been done (ʘ‿ʘ) #dammit workplace admins you had one job </3 #and n o it’s not to send in the sample info sheet things at the same time as the pm shift’s reporting time </3 #and as if that weren’t enough.. the!!!! admin!!!! refused to go home in the evening?????? and sent in like 80 samples at like 8.30pm?????? #and that’s not counting the samples that were yeeted in at 5pm </3 truly sadge #and o f c o u r s e we haaaaaaaad to be short-staffed today lmfao. the two workstations life compels me to lay down on the floor and c r y . #but bc i’m just ✨too great✨ at my job you see (lies) i finished my stuff way too early and had to do other extra tests too s o b s #and that included a test that i don’t fully know how to do (sadge) #well. at least that test involved the use of a microscope. thank you past me for attaining magic skills with microscope zooming and stuff #seriously. thank you past me. i can almost forgive you for choosing to enter the f r e a k i n g ✨s c i e n c e✨ industry of all things #but hmmmmmmm im amazed that i actually managed to finish everything across those two stations. am i too good at my job or ✨w h a t✨ (lies) #but man. m a n. none of this even gets into my secret beef with the data entry admin. #she can’t spell for her life. it s e r i o u s l y grinds my gears whenever i see her spell the word ‘content’ as ‘contant’. #but no. her spelling got on a w h o l e new level of questionable when she spelled the word ‘crackle’ as… ‘cracker’. like??? how???????? #and she told me to ask the senior analysts if it was possible to retrieve the results for a test that we’d write the results for ✨by hand✨ #from some kind of system????? like i was just so!!!!! baffled!!!! that she couldn’t understand that there was no system to check???? #though. hm. i guess saying that i have ✨secret✨ beef with that admin would be an understatement. i think none of the others like her either #but! i do have secret beef with the janitor bc he alwayyys magically appears behind me whenever i’m doing something important/holding acids #well! at least we don’t cross paths when i’m working the pm shift. the janitor dude was spared from my presence for the week lmao #hfhfhfhhfhfhfhffffffff well. m. i’m sorry if you read all that. i’ll be more normal tomorrow i swear!!!! (blatant lies) #i feel like tling something ✨t o x i c✨ to match how im feeling thoughhh… hm. maybe the p a r a s ite chapter from the d*27m annequin anth…? #been thinking about that song lately ngl.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. #oh wellssssss at least i can try to enjoy what’s left of my long weekend lmaooo goodnighttttt #inedible blubbering

[novelistparty]

I've been bored of Marvel since the beginning.

All I could say about the first Avengers film was "that was too much movie" and "now I have a headache".

I do not understand the characters. I am not drawn to them.

With the massive budgets there ought to be a lot of world-class sci-fi but somehow there isn't. The settings are so big and so overproduced and so forgettable, visually and thematically.

The character development is "I have reasons to be mad and I am mad and I'm here to fight".

I could go on and on and on but I am stopping here to remember that the entire business proposition of Marvel is "BIG FILM for teenage boys" and then they know by market research that everyone else will probably go see it too.

#my blog #I've been reading long articles by industry analysts #it must feel so validating if you're a person that is deeply moved by marvel stories #to have the billions of dollars invested in things that really speak to you #that the movies you LOVE are seen by nearly everyone #not making fun here - it really must be pretty joyful and that every film is a big global celebration of your fav stuff #this year I've been in a season of acute awareness of what I don't like and mild interest to indifference for everything else #I think it's a systems-level phenomena bc of other things going on for me #plus a general desire to hide away in a library or cabin with a small stack of stories instead of whatever national culture has been lately #seasons of life are so surprising #noticing how I change or grow or diminish #every week is a new adventure

[yngai]

they should've never made ada a hacker (specifically with her intercepting luis' emails to his college friend & that one scene in damnation where she forces the elevator to svetlana's laboratory to open to help leon & sasha + herself escape the self destruction sequence she intentionally activated) because i've taken it now to mean (i watch way too many computer software review & repair videos) she will be annoying about her preferred linux distributions to anyone who will listen, fellow spies, hackers & whichever partner wakes up to ada typing away on her laptop in their living room looking like she hasn't slept the whole night

#* file // : OOC — ( 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐄 . ) #* file // : 004 — ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 . ) #i'm very sorry but any technical skill/proficiency with computers instantly makes you a little bit of a nerd #it's law #that's one of her many secretive hidden traits very few will fully realize because she has to keep her mystique & allure at the forefront #it's inciting & disarming because often people's perceptions of attractive women's intellect run opposite to their looks #& while being underestimated is workable it is as equally deadly depending on who sees her as lesser #it is not always empowering to demolish the preconceived notions forced onto you #especially for a woman like her #i've talked before about how useful her hacking ability is in the context of corporate espionage as a way to remove the need for a handler #or paying off others to do the research ada can very well do herself #but it is also a skillset that allows her to get employed under her various personas & aliases as a data analyst or a cybersecurity expert #(with faked credentials hosted on an unsuspecting previous employer's websites for however long her credibility needs to last) #to strike at the core of a corporation's private data #she's very talented #i like to think that during one of these assignments she ran into ethan winters sometime in the late 2000s #& it was just a random coincidence where she thought nothing of him beyond being a fellow systems engineer working in a gray office complex #only for him to become such a central figure in the BSAA's dulvey coverup her eyes perked up reading their internal documentation #thinking it all a little too funny #all this without even mentioning her later relationship with mia that me & les (terrorgone) have plotted out

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[the-prophecy]

And the hr bitch strikes with another shitty duty sheet again

#bleh #im sooo done with this shit #time to text the system analyst again #because that bitch made sure ke none of the friends are togather and she is togather with her bestie waah

[aubstacle-of-course]

The worst part of being a medical research evaluator is that then you gotta tell a bunch of self important doctors that they fucked up and hooboy let me tell you, they do NOT take kindly to that shit 😬

#literally only ONE (1) site met all the metrics this year #so a deluge of shit has descended upon my head as I am the coordinator/liaison in addition to the eval analyst #and all the site leaders are bitching and moaning bc none of them met the metrics #bunch of babies tbh #EXCEPT for the one thing that was a system error on our part - which I have zero direct control over but I’m the one who gets yelled at 🥲 #work stuffs

[sneindeer]

Opinion on personal colour analysis: I think the people who go through all the colours, choose the best ones for a person, compile those and *then* say what season the person is based on what those colours mostly are are SO MUCH better than the ones who look at the four varieties of a few colours, choose which season fits best and then extrapolate all of the "best" colours for that person based on the season

#like I feel this very strongly #like I feel like one is based on the person and focused on them and the second is mostly about whatever System the analyst uses

[lunarianscripts]

Human Design Gates + Compatible Careers (Part 1)

Gate 1 = Artists

Gate 4 = Teachers

Gate 5 = Life Coaches

Gate 8 = Public Relations

Gate 12 = Singers

Gate 13 = Therapists

Gate 21 = Fund Managers

Gate 26 = Marketers

Gate 61 = Tarot Readers & Spiritualists

Gate 62 = Translators ⠀ Want to learn more about Human Design? Click here! Want to book a session with me? Click here!

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[kiran-wears-science-blues]

i think what i need to do is find a job that does not have long term projects. i do like what i do (when i get to actually do research) but these multi-year multi-organizational projects are extremely overwhelming.

i just want to have easily-defined tasks i can do well and check off a to-do list, you know? 

#personal log #kiran works #maybe analyst? #i'm fine being handed a dataset and turning around and handing off the results a few weeks later #but i do not like writing grants for major activities at a healthcare system with 10+ hospitals #i have no idea what i'm doing

[serkonans]

something in me is overcome w the primal urge to rend and tear and maim whenever i have to communicate with finance at work

#the complete lack of understanding they have for the system they are AUDITING!!!!! #how do you not know what % of gross means??? you are a FINANCIAL ANALYST???? #the guy i trained asked me once how they can be considered our auditors if they can’t tell if we’re lying to them and i was like yeah 💜 #oisín.txt #oisín.n