#taahm

[hecho-a-mano]

unneeded reminder that miley cyrus was in Two in a Half Men, which is probably one of the better things the show had going for itself

#two and a half men #taahm #miley cyrus #sitcom #tv show #comedy #queue are lovely #shitpost #funny #text

[ladyinfierno-art]

memes that cater to me and only me? of course

#aph prussia #aph sealand #hetalia #cardverse #hws prussia #hws sealand #junestuff #context: both are invisible ghosts (jokers) who got back due to failed magic #but Gilbert's been here like five years #versus Peter's six hundred #saw a scene of taahm and immediately thought of these two

[fandomlife-confessions]

#fandom life confessions #two and a half men #rose taahm

[violetthekiller]

This made me laugh the commentary is having a great day 😂😂😂😂😂

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFmcKfna/

And the amount of times I’ve heard Tom saying zendayer and it just still feels new when I hear it said 😭😭😭

i find it funny when people say that he’s saying Zendayer when it’s literally just Zendaya in a British accent. like that’s how everyone says it here and idk how else you would say it without putting an accent on. just like how (to me) Tom sounds like Taahm in an American accent bc of the elongation of the ‘o’ rather than it being a short ‘o’ sound. neither are wrong just different dialects

#linguistics are fascinating #my and my housemates have such long convos about it #ask

[opinated-user]

This is me speculating, but I think the inspiration behind Alianas active sex life could be Jenny Harper from TaaHM? She has said ona stream before, that she thinks this was a genious character replacement (replacing Charlie with his daughter that is EXACTLY like him, but a LESBIAN). Ignoring that Charlie (and therefore Jenny) treated women like shit. Or that Jenny's character is entirely dependant on Charlie's. She has no reason for doing the things she does, she does them because Charlie did.

if that is true, then LO missed the point of the show entirely because all of it relies on criticizig the kind of attitude Charlie and therefore Jenny had. TaaHm was Bojack before Bojack was a thing so a lot of times Charlie would end up alone, miserable, insecure and full of trauma that goes unresolved until he ends up just dead on the most pathetic way possible after being taken advantage by someone who took him as a fool. but either his dumb luck or his misery did for good comedy so they created Jenny just to have Charlie back without actually bringing him back. not even when they actually imply that he's alive after all. the point of both characters is how you can't fix your life problem with alcohol or sex. you can try but it won't ever end up good for you or the people around you. you have to try to work on yourself. Bojack was a lot more explicit about this and went deeper, but the root was already on this show... which might explain why LO doesn't have anything to say about BH either, because it's a walking warning that the life she wants to have might not be ideal and shouldn't be idiolized.* if that is the inspiration of LO then... it explains a lot because Jenny is literally just Charlie, a misogynistic, arrogant, selfish man, but she's a woman so it's fine. no value was added to the show by her being a woman except that open up the opportunity to maybe have sex with Walden.

*just to clarify, there's nothing wrong with having sex with multiple people or being hypersexual as long it's all between consentual informed adults. but everything has to have a level of moderation and respect or else someone's going to end up hurt... like how LO has harmed people before for not having consent or understanding a negative response.

#lily orchard

[antoniorichardsonblog]

Watch "Fresh air, sunshine, nighttime cold medicine, and scotch (TAAHM)" on YouTube

#Youtube

[virtuann]

I imagine that Jinx and Sevika got along for a bit until the point where they became enemies so I made this

#arcane #silco #arcane silco #jinx #arcane jinx #arcane sevika #Sevika #my edit #taahm #two and a half men

[kitigai]

hugs

#two and a half men #Taahm #Alan Harper #Walden Schmidt #waldenlovesalan #walden loves alan #walan #Hugs

[shirtlessmoviestv]

Enrique Iglesias : Two and a Half Men (S04E23)

#Enrique Iglesias #Two And A Half Men #tanktop #handyman #enriqueiglesias #twoandahalfmen #taahm #tanktopdude #tank #vest #wifebeater #white tanktop #white tank #white vest #sweaty #sweaty hunk #sweaty soaphunk #sweaty tanktop #sweaty tank #sweaty vest #celebpits #hairy armpits #hairyarmpits #hairy armpit #hairyarmpit #hairy pits #hairypits #malepits #armpit hair #armpithair

[shady-swan-jones]

Why am watching Two and a Half Men reruns?

They are so fun

#it sucks but it’s sooo fun #two and a half men #taahm #shady talks

[chaotic-fabric-softener]

"God gave you a box of assorted chocolates and you're just gonna have one?"

#alan harper #taahm #charlie sheen #charlie haper #polygamy #quotes

[seerdahn]

God gives us children so Death won't come as such a disappointment.

#two and a half men #taahm #quote #🤣🤣🤣

[hearttouchingmovielines]

- Two and a half men (tv show) . #twoandhalfmen #twoandahalfmen #taahm #twoandahalfmenquotes #twoandahalfmentvshow #twoandahalfmenmeme #meme #tvshowquotes #grandma #bitter #disspointment #charlie #unclecharlie #uncle #heart #hearttouchingmovielines #moviequotes #tvseries #tvshow #tvquotes #tvshowlines #tvshowscenes #tvscenes #90s #funnychildern #childerns #kids #funnykids #naughty #chair https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHHziqD--u/?igshid=jn3lbv93fvt9

#twoandhalfmen #twoandahalfmen #taahm #twoandahalfmenquotes #twoandahalfmentvshow #twoandahalfmenmeme #meme #tvshowquotes #grandma #bitter #disspointment #charlie #unclecharlie #uncle #heart #hearttouchingmovielines #moviequotes #tvseries #tvshow #tvquotes #tvshowlines #tvshowscenes #tvscenes #90s #funnychildern #childerns #kids #funnykids #naughty #chair

[babaengmadaldal]

Charlie Harper; Charlie Sheen // Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8

#two and a half men #taahm #two and a half men quotes #charlie harper #charlie sheen

[insufferablelust]

THE ARTIST AND HIS MUSE.

hello everyone! this is my first ever ever spencer reid x reader fanfiction, its a multichapter fanfic so hopefully you guys will stick around for more chapters. also a disclaimer, that english is not my first language so the grammars are all over the place and i’m terribly sorry for it but i promise i’ll keep learning. and i alternate between using you, her, and (y/n) so hopefully you guys won’t mind that but i am open to suggestion so please do message me! thank you enjoy!

WARNINGS : Dark themed, upcoming Dom!Spencer, Sub!Reader, No smut yet (soon), Detailed Mentions of murder and corpse?, upcoming dark kinks (but not all the time, so expect some vanilla stuff too), SSA!Reader, !more upcoming warnings soon!

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Coming back from a case has never felt so good to (y/n), although she’s only been apart of the team for couple of months, the cases are all tiresome and most definitely gruesome. Yet, her thoughts keeps on circling back to the conversation she had with one of her coworkers that certainly ignite something inside her tummy, the thought alone has her biting her lips raw and tender all the way home from the BAU.

—————Beginning of the Case—————

“lastly (Y/n), you and Reid visit the M.E, find out the the true cause of death, and investigate the mark left by the unsub. JJ and i will talk to the family.” Hotch explained as he flip through the case files, earning a nod from (Y/n), the newest addition to the team. She turned her head to give Spencer a shy smile, which he immediately smile and nod that caused blissful warmth across her cheeks as she sees him staring at her, (y/n) looked away and shake her head before going back to studying (pretending) the case file.

Four women were found dead in their houses, with definite signs of sexual assault, and undetermined cause of death. They were found naked with only a small satin silk sheet covering their thighs, which bears a deep mark, signature of the unsub. Their body posed with them lying on their side supported by the headboard, and their heads on top of their arms, whilst the other hand laid on top of their thighs delicately, and their legs crooked slightly.

That’s the only information that the team knows as you walk to the M.E office with Reid. You followed his steps as he led the way, lightly chatted with the examiner. “So have you found the official cause of death yet?” He asked as his eyes delicately scan over the mark that the unsub left on the victim’s right thigh, tilting his head trying to figure out the meaning behind it. “the official cod is asphyxiation, and the marks were done antemortem.. but we found something odd in their system, chemicals commonly used to make oil paints.”

“Picasso,”

“what?” Reid turned his head to you, as your fingers ghosted over the mark and dried blood on the skin “Picasso, that’s what he carved here, picasso’s signature— or trying to be one. look, he used a fairly sharp knife that’s why the cut is deep but this.. it looks messy- almost like he has no self control or he’s just not good at carving and possibly.... even painting” (Y/n)’s eyes found itself lost, trying to find a deeper meaning to the marks— her body jolted as he heard Spencer’s reply,

“So you’re saying that, he’s trying to be like picasso?” he says, tugging his bottom lip, glancing at his partner. “Yeah, he’s probably a failed artist.. trying to gain recognitions and has been rejected so many times, look at the way they were posed.. he was going to paint them before he killed them” Her eyes lit up as she stared at his, biting the inside of her cheeks. “That makes sense actually, according to Garcia, all of these women were working or have worked as models for art student, or just artists in general. i’ll tell hotch,” he smiles, as he took off his glove and dug his pants to grab his phone and call hotch.

(Y/n) found herself completely mesmerized by the deep purple marks the unsub left as well as some ligature marks that were probably caused by the use of restraints, her skin littered with goosebumps and she visibly shivers. Her thoughts keeps on wondering until she hears Spencer cleared his throat which makes her blush furiously and timidly walking out of the building to the car. As she’s about to open the car door, she felt a tug on her wrist.

“hey, are you okay?” Spencer asked, as he kept a strong grip on her wrist, head tilting like a cute yet intimidating puppy trying to figure her out “yeah, um i’m totally fine spence, do i not look like i’m fine?” (Y/n) tried to dodge the question as she let her eyes flutter shut briefly at the feeling of his body heat, so close against her.

He’s your coworker, five years your senior, and you just saw a poor woman’s dead body. Woke up sick psycho.

“Look at me.” His voice sent venom like electricity to her veins as she quickly and shamelessly obeyed, lips parted, breathing shallow “Are you scared or aroused?” He simply asked, his grip tightening around your wrist, one eyebrow lifted as if he’s demanding you to answer then and there. “p-pardon, what are you talking about?” you shuddered, letting out a high pitched voice that makes you want to punch yourself.

Your thoughts are spiraling as you open your eyes back, staring at the grip— specifically his hand and fingers before gulping “you’re flushed (y/n), your eyes are glassy, your voice is twenty different pitch almost like a shivering little kitten, when i touched you— your heartbeat accelerate, you bit your lips way too often that i can almost feel how tender they are and i can see your body shivered then, even right now. according to what i’ve read about body language, women who displays the body language that you’re displaying right now is either scared or aroused. So, let me ask you again.. are you scared or aroused?”

Your knees buckled as you try to make sense of what he’s saying, your eyes are burning holes to the ground as he move his grip so from your wrist to your chin and forcing you to look up to his magnificent eyes, piercing with strangely content and warmth but there’s this subtlety of lust that could be seen from his dilated pupils. as you were parting your lips to answer, his phone rang and he curses lowly under his breath before turning around to pick up the call,

“yes, hotch?”

You definitely have to thank Aaron for this. You thought.

TBC!

#spencer reid smut #spencer reid #spencer reid imagine #mgg smut #mgg imagine #cm smut #TAAHM