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an-albino-pinetree · 2 years
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kokoakoka · 9 months
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some tatarurellas
i couldn't find a wand accessory at the time and didn't like the lighting enough to bother editing one in but fairy godmother urainger is so important
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unhinged-nymph · 1 year
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I knew I recognized that hand grab from somewhere 🥺️
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ghostcrows · 3 months
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i have somehow completely forgotten that you can just use, a usb to upload photos/videos directly from a phone. i have been brainwashed by cloud technologies
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huevobuevo · 9 months
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Workin my FUCKING ass off to feed my children (socks discord user socks)
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terresdebrume · 1 year
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Saw a post that went (roughly) sure Nate is flawed but so are Jamie and Ted so you should have the same compassion for the three of them (and if you don't it's racism)
And on the one hand, I see the point and Nate being brown definitely can play a part there
But also like. Ted is annoying and meandering and definitely does assume everyone will be okay listening to his joke. But he's also generally nice to people and harmless
Jamie was self centered, deliberately irritating, and encouraged Colin and Isaac to bully Nathan which was a major dick move. But most of his flaws were for ignoring people and being an asshole in a general way. As far as I can tell, he would have treated Will the same way
Nathan goes out of his way to humiliate and hurt people. Like Beard says, when he does it, it's personal
So yeah, Nathan needs help and compassion, and I'm really trying to keep that in mind, but imo it's reductive to assume that people who dislike him as he grows into more of an ass (at least until 3x3, I'll see the rest tomorrow) only dislike him because he's brown and not also/just because the way he deals with his insecurity is actively harmful to others
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itstimeforstarwars · 8 months
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Is it the hearing loss why I can’t understand or are they talking in spanish? The fact that I can’t tell indicates yes.
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allilcat · 1 month
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Ive been noticing an increase amount of Dreamtwt refugees, and let me preface with saying: Welcome!!! Genuinely, we lovingly welcome you to this happy lil community.
That being said, Tumblr is confusing, between the big etiquette book and the interface that hasn’t changed since 2008 there is a lot to learn. So this is my little attempt to a welcome guide tailored to our lil dream community! Feel free to add your own recommendations and stuff.
Tumblr is a Blogging site, a goog ol relic from ye olden days, your ‘profile’ is your blog, and you can put anything you like on there! However, please do change your avatar and background, we have a massive bot issue here and we tend to auto block someone with a standard avatar.
The main tags for the dream team are as follows: - just their entire usernames, but, those do get hooped up in controversy from time to time. -Dreamblr for the content creator dream
-Dreblr, for C!Dream
-404blr for CC George
-pandasblr for CC Sapnap
-Dtblr for the Dream team
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING: #Dream, that’s for people actually posting about their dreams, and #myct as it is mostly used for general MYCT stuff, we prefer to stick to our own spaces.
‘how do I find people?’ you go to any of these tags, find someone you vibe with and click ‘follow’. The algorithm here sucks, and we don’t advice the ‘for you’ page.
On that note, the ‘like’ button is useless, use reblog instead! If you like someone’s hot take, art or stupid shit post, REBLOG. Its how we keep our fandom alive and active here :D
When you reblog you usually keep your comments in the tags, one only really uses the comment section when they DON’T want to reblog. (usually because of le discourse).
Send people asks! People love to chit chat, you can do it anonymously! Tell that one artist youd love to have their brain for lunch! Engage with everyone! We love discussion and open communication here. (prob since there is no real word limit to posts)
Tumblr has developed a nice ‘block liberally, no need to make a fus’ culture. You can block someone for any reason, and it really isn’t a big deal.
On the Tumblr is more relaxed note, we tend to be more relaxed on CC boundaries, since most CC’s do not use twitter. If you don’t like people breaking CC boundaries, even in places where they cant see it, follow the advice above and blockkkkk!!!
Please spell out words! Don’t censor triggering words at it can fuck with people’s filter settings, by censoring these words you put people in more risk.  
Now for some technical advice: Most tumblrina’s turn on ‘hide likes and follower count’ . Any blog can have 4 people following it or 4000, we like to keep it mysterious.
Also turn of ‘best content first’- once again, the algorithm is not to be trusted.
Furthermore, you can really personalize your Tumblr experience and please do! Under ‘account’ you can find many options to filter the content you see, make use of it, for your mental health sake.
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hecateslore · 6 days
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I love your content! Office Romance has me obsessed with your writing!!
Could I please request for older boyfriend!Simon helping fix the car and showing us how it all works, it's fixed etc but we're not paying attention because he's so handsome and just heart eyes of taking time out to do this for and with us? If it's not too much to ask 🙏 I hope this is an okay request, thank you ❤️
thank you ml 💗 asks are open!!
"If you keep slamming hard, they'll look like this and then what? You crash and die." Simon pointed at the break pads, You hummed in response, thirsting over his current look, sweat lining his hairline and his squinting from the sun shining from above.
"That's why I tell you too ride the break instead of stomping on it, so you don't wear out the pads," He rattled on. You making googely eyes while he goes on and on about checking your Ac's filter.
"Are you listening?" Simon tossed the used break-pads on the floor. "Mhm," You hummed again, a big grin on your face, "What?" He wiped his face. Simon eyed you suspiciously, "Stop looking at me like that," He narrowed his eyes, "Like what?" You giggled, "Like that," He pointed at you.
"You just look handsome," You smiled, "And so manly." You deepened your voice, Simon rolled his eyes, "Yeah yeah." He waved you off, "My car's done?" You rocked on the balls of your feet, " For now," He mumbled to himself. "Thank you," You intoned, grabbing his chin placing a kiss on his lips, "Stop I'm dirty." He protested, "Who cares." You chuckled, "I care." He mumbled between your soft kisses.
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roosterbruiser · 1 year
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hellooo!
i have a request - i’m obsessed with your writings (truly a god’s gift to this fandom) 🥹 i’m thinking grey’s anatomy inspired jake x (aviator)reader them having a conversation along the lines of ”stop looking at me like that” ”like what?” ”like you’ve seen me naked” after they hooked up and see each other at work or something ughh 🥵
hope all is well and that u have an amazing day <3
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𝟖 𝐎'𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤
𝐚 𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭
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"If you don't stop staring at me, I'm going to read you the entirety of Title IX on our lunch break."
"That sounds like more work for you," Jake says with a chuckle. He lets all his weight rest on his cocked hip, tutting. He's chewing on a tooth pick, watching your nose scrunch as you squint at the sun to watch them work on your jet. "Besides--what's the harm in me getting a good look at you?"
The sun beats down on your face as you stand on the tarmac before Jake. You're watching your jet get inspected, your helmet tucked under your arm, and Jake won't leave you alone. You can't say that you mind it all that much--but there are appearances to keep up around here, especially around the other flyboys that are horsing around further down the tarmac. You're not supposed to get along with Jake--no one is, really--and the way he's making googely-eyes at you is surely going to give everyone the opposite idea.
But you can't help the certain elation that captures your chest when you feel his aspen-colored eyes outline your form from the point of your jaw to the lift in your boots. Usually, it would be easier for you to effectively tell him to fuck off. After last night, though--things feel a bit muddled.
"The harm is that everyone's gonna know we fucked if you keep looking at me like that," you say curtly, taking a shuddering breath.
Jake barks out a laugh.
"Look at you like what?" He challenges.
You finally turn towards him, trying to maintain that sour look on your face.
Fuck, if he isn't a beautiful creature. He looks even more beautiful than he usually does, entirely sun kissed and proud as he stretches to his full height beside you. The tooth pick he's chewing is making his jaw flex so deliciously, the way you know it had when he was sucking mercilessly on your clit last night in the darkness of your bedroom.
And he is looking at your eyes, the way they dazzle in the unforgiving sunlight, the way you're frowning up at him even though he knows you don't want to. He's thinking about last night, too--of course he is. God, he doesn't know if he'll ever stop thinking about last night. The way your hips felt when they were flush against his, the way your warm walls squeezed him. He filled you up just right--both of you knew it.
The two of you even woke up together this morning--on accident, of course. You pretended not to be embarrassed as you hastily got dressed, but he couldn't help the ease and contentment he felt just from being in your presence so early in the morning. He loved how flustered you were as you tried to roll your eyes and groan through the whole morning-after thing. And he loved that you had little bits of mascara under your eyes and what your hair looked like in the morning--soft, very soft.
Your eyes widen and you poke him in the chest with an indignant pointer finger.
"Like that!" You hiss, locking your jaw. "Like you've seen me naked!"
Jake just grins--something in your chest softens. You fall back on your heels and think fuck. Last night definitely wasn't the last time despite what you told him when you woke up this morning.
"But, honey!" Jake says, stroking your cheek before you can dodge his touch. "I have seen you naked."
You all but growl--he keeps grinning, even pinching your cheek.
"I'm gonna shoot you down myself," you tell him. You turn, determined to have the last word. But then something--you're not sure if it's lust or affection or pity or insecurity or all of the above--stops you. You turn and look at him over your shoulder and he's still watching you, grinning. "Eight o'clock."
He salutes.
"Idiot," you call.
But as soon as your cheek is turned, you're smiling.
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𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞!! 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭!! 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬!!
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yourpicasso25 · 2 months
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Pikassos Orchard (well, mainly)
Hi guys!
So, still in very old timey Greek island:
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Pretty,even if I say so myself
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BTW, I checked, and I didn't put any CAW cc on the world... In the lots, that's another story entirely, but that can be corrected.
So, if some of you really, really, really, pretty please with sugar on top wants it, I guess I could put it up for download.
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One thing: The world has no roads.
Sim Manu: "yes ...puff.. I noticed...puff puff..."
Me: "Why all the running?"
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Sim Manu: "It is Picasso Doggie brushing and feeding time! And BTW, I could use a horse to go places... just sayin' "
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Me: "Simself, I gave you a boat... Not my fault you're not using it!"
Simself: "sure it is... if you don't build a port or two, where am I supposed to go, eh?"
Sad to say, but SimManu may have a point... So anyway, the Orchard!
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Plenty of water from the canals
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And a nice confortable place where the owner can keep an eyes on things while others are (litterally) slaving away...
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Always good to being rich, eh?
So, now? Well, taking advantage of being in a goog mood to do battle with the dreaded CAS (not my thing).
Speaking of which, do you guys knows where I could find a decent cold shoulder top? It couls do fine as Grecian fashion but so far no cookie.
Oh, and while I am at it does anyone know how I can filter out sims 4 searche resulsts on the Google when I specifically typed Sims 3?
Drives me nuts (nuttier) , that...
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unhinged-nymph · 1 year
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Described as “the magical moment when WE meet for the first time” by none other than Link Neal, who then goes on to refer to these two characters as a “couple” TWO more times throughout the react episode. 
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drvnkd4zed · 1 year
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Random scenarios with Enhypen
♡ Jungwon
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Late night walks through the promenade with Jungwon are one of the things you love the most. Even if the cold weather is freezing your nose, the warmth from Jungwon's hands holding yours makes you forget everything. For this date, he chose to wear clothes in your favorite color and you think he looks cute in that outfit. He'd take you near the water just to trace your names on the sand with a heart in between. Jungwon would hold you tight so that the long scarf you two are sharing won't fall, but you can see him freezing so you'd convince him to rush into a bakery to get something hot to drink. "Even if the waves erase our names, they are still engraved in our hearts together" he'd say. "You're so cheesy!" you state blushing, "This hot chocolate is making me sweet".
♡ Heeseung
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You two were very undecisive about which videogame you should've played that night, but in the end of a long session of rock paper scissor you finally chose a game. You two started playing at 10pm your eyes were still wide open until 2am, the laptop's heat was burning your leg but it didn't hurt, you were too focused on the game. You were so sleepy that you eventually fell asleep without even noticing, so Heeseung turned off your laptop and wrapped you in a blanket. He started caressing your hair as he was petting a sleepy kitten. Right when he kisses your forehead, you wake up to his soft lips. "Did I win?" you ask, still sleepy. "Yeah" he replies, even if you lost.
♡ Jay
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"Who needs a recipe when you've got a brain" he said looking at all the ingredients he placed on the table. "Us" you told Jay, making him turn to you confused. "Don't you trust me? I'm a goog chef". Of course you trusted Jay, but he looked a little too confident and you knew it usually leads him to mess up. "You mix that and pour flour when it becomes creamy" he said. You grabbed the mixer and put it inside the bowl, but when you're about to start it, Jay stops you. "Your hair might annoy you" he explained tucking your hair behind your ears. You blushed at his touch and he noticed it. "Let me tie them up for you", he grabbed a scrunchie and tied your hair in a ponytail. As you were waiting for him to appear again by your side, you feel his hands on your stomach and his warm body hugging you from behind.
♡ Jake
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Jake noticed how beautiful the sky looked that day so he wanted to take out Layla for a walk, you joined him and you two together decided to head to an old playground where no one goes anymore. It was the two of two of you, Layla and a huge amount of fallen leaves on the ground. He started raking up the leaves and jumped into them. "It's fun!" he said, inviting you to join him. In that moment, you felt a wet drop on your cheek. "We should go, it's starting to rain!". You two (and Layla) began to walk again towards home, you feel kinda sad because you really wanted to spend some time there with Jake, so you hold the umbrella with Jake, placing your hand on his.
♡ Sunghoon
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You turned back to see if Sunghoon was still with you, and few meters behind you, you could spot his slender figure spacing out while holding three bags of clothes. He said he likes to take you shopping for clothes, sometimes he kept just pop out of nowhere telling you he bought you a dress thinking that'd suit you. He followed you to the fitting rooms as you wanted his opinions on the clothes you picked, "I don't want you to buy clothes that could make the others place their eyes on you" he explained crossing his arms. "It means you're not seeing me dressed like this either" you said, looking at him straight into his eyes. "Honestly the thing I love the most after carrying your bags is seeing you with the clothes that are in them"
♡ Sunoo
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For your anniversary, Sunoo gifted you with some very colorful and unique flowers, while you opted for a sweeter present. You handed him a box of sweets, full of the ones he loves the most. He was so happy and excited that he kissed your lips immediately and hugged you. Your heart melted seeing how much he liked your gift, "they're all for you! no need to share them with me" you said. "Thank you for the amazing day, Y/n" he stated, holding your hand. You were so tired as you visited all the cake shops to find the best sweets for Sunoo, so you went to sleep. Your mind was full of happiness after seeing that big smile on Sunoo's face. You woke up in the middle of the night because of a scent you've smelt before. You walk to the kitchen to find out Sunoo was eating the sweets, with the happiest smile on his face. He looked so cute that you sat near him. "You chose my favorite ones, I couldn't resist".
♡ Niki
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"This is you" he said as he showed you a picture of a clown. "And you're this" you replied, showing him a picture of a pigeon. "At least I fly" he said, taking a sip of his coffee. "But I don't poop on people's cars" you told him laughing. You stole his cup of coffee and took a sip right after him. "Pooping on people's car must be so funny" he continues. You giggled and hit him on his shoulder. He started booping your nose with his finger, which is something you love. "Anyways..." - he said - "About pigeons" he continued. You took another sip of coffee and nod as you were listening to him. "I adopted one and it's trapped in the basement". When he said that, you spat out your coffee shocked. "No you didn't-" you started, but he interrupted you - "I named him after you".
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weirdcat1213 · 2 months
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Almost 3am trigun brianrot time! This is long so be prepared
Tldr: it's about my idea of trigun 98 being the body, stampede the mind and trimax the soul
Ok so I was thinking about how TF I'm gonna handle trimax for @vashsscoreboardofpain (follow that is gonna be funny) and then I remembered an idea for a master post I wanted to do. I still want to make it but sadly I'm not at a stable position rn to do so. Maybe one day. But I still wanted to put that idea cuz it's slowly taking more form
Now, when I mean X is Y I mean it in a "this version of trigun has everything yes, but highlights Y the most and I think that's neat." Also it applies for all the characters but tonight I'm gonna focus on vash cuz im a vash enjoyer first and a person second. Yes my favorite character is the main one sue me.
Anyway, let's go
Trigun 98 is the body and vash encapsulates this idea in an interesting way. Plant powers aren't really a thing in this version so he is more like a super human with a fucked up arm. This makes him the closes to humans he's ever gonna be. But even if he doesn't have powers on this one, it was his and knives' bodies the cause that one guy's fear (its 3am I don't remember). He's afraid of how fast they grow and how much they learn. 98 also highlights vash's body being like everyone else's. He gets hurt multiple times, he needs nurses and kind people to look after him. Not only during the eriks episode but also on the episode after he kills legato. He also shows vulnerability by getting so drunk he needs to really focus to aim. He needs food and water. 98 Vash is really the closest one to humanity than the other 2, but only because of his physical attributes. Only because of his body, which bring him trouble most of the time. His vulnerable body is the cause of his misery, but it also allowed him to get close to people
Stampede is the mind cuz yeah, they had a specific mind palace episode (which I loved I ate that shit right up) but also because it does give us an easier access to everyone's mental state. We get to see this vash speedrun so many psychological problems in 12 episodes and is not gonna slow down. We literally get to see the guilt and terrors that plague his mind and how his mental fortitude exists thanks to other people. Also if you notice it, people just diagnose him left and right on stampede. Roberto picks up the ED signs, most characters tell him he has a death wish, nai straight up tells him he's doing good things out of guilt and vash allows himself to think about his contradictions outloud in episode 12 and why does he do the things he does (something that would be a therapy exercise I wanna say). Stampede is the mind cuz everyone is getting retrospective
And finally, trimax is the soul because it has more time to dwell on the characters emotions than any other version will ever give us. Instead of straight up diagnosis, trimax will give us panels to show us how vash feels about a situation. Instead of showing vash hurt from the horrors done to his body, trimax will focus on his pain. On his eyes that refuse to look at his own terrifying body that we can see, but only he can feel. What I mean is trimax is designed to drown us with emotion. The other versions are emotional af too, but trimax has that raw emotion up its sleeve. Trimax does nor dwell on the multiple scars vash has or his many Many mental problems. It shows us how fucked up vash's thoughts are about his body and his sins and we get to say "ohhhh...oh no". Trimaxs emotion is so heavy to bear that the body nor the mind are still present, but in comparison to the soul, they aren't highlighted. People say eyes are the windows of the soul and honestly I feel like you can learn so much of vash just from looking at his eyes. Once you focus on his soul and emotions you just can't let go of the feeling that this man will be drowned by his own emotions. Both positive and negative.
I want to rewrite this one day. Fuck, I'm pretty sure I got the Google doc somewhere. But I also wanted to put that idea out there. Because this doesn't mean one version is better than the other. It means that they all highlight different parts but they all end up in the same conclusion: trigun is about connections and alienation and love and peace
And vash needing therapy. Desperately.
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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Goodevening fallout fans im back in fandom, will upload fics now. They/them also it may be read as platonic or romantic! Request open
Chrismas with fallout characters
Fallout New Vegas
Raul
He loves chrismas!!! It reminds him of old days!
He will spend whole evening talking about how it looked before the war! How there was whole family gathering and how there was big tree lighted with colorful lights!
Ah those were the days. Hes glad he could spend this time with Curier, he missed those times
Benny
Guy just wants to spend time with Courier
Will give a lot of phisical affection and sweet words
Wanna have chrismas gift? Boom! Have 5😎
He has a lot of stuff to do but He will find few spare hours just to vibe with them
Arade
Man is stressed asf
Them???inviting HIM??? Im mean he is happy but again, he is our overthinking king. What if something goes wrong? Or he says something rude?? Uhh what to buy!!!
S/o give him few smooches and he will be okay
He will wear chrismas-themed sweater, probably with reindeers on it or something
Vulpes
Guy wont understand the whole idea of chrimas. "What??? Quismois? Tf is that?? What you mean by 'tradition'?? The only tradition in my blood is killing ncr whores". Vulpes cringe, he does not want to do anything 'normal'😒
If Curier convinces him that its like hyper ultra important and if they wont celebrate they gonna explode or something he might agree
BUT dont make him sing or dress up nicley, he already bearly breathes pls
If Curier mades goog food, he might complain less next chrismas
Ulysses
Yesyesyesyes finally some good chrismas enjoyer!
He will wear funny chrismas sweater! And make food with Curier! And overall try to be nicer
I know Ulysses is super emo and philosophical but who said he cant have fun once per year
Please hold hands with him!! He isnt very phisical, more into smart complement and quality time but hand holding is nice once per few months
Of course He will still talk about great devide and bull and bear but cmon its Ulysses you take it all or non
Fallout3
Butch
He knows what is chrismas and they celebrated it in valut every year!
He loves chrismas! It kinda reminds him of good valut times when he was just a kid! It also means he gets gifts
Of course He will buy them a gift too!
He will wear matching sweaters with Lone
Will eat all food that is near him (4meter radius)
Charon
Man remebers chrismas, know whats that, but never expirenced it
Lone showed him warmth and relax he never really felt
Chrismas is a new thing for him, he enjoys Lone company. He feels kinda weird when he gets invited as chrismas party guest and when he gets his own gift. Its all new to him, very nice too
He still isnt used to human touch(doesnt like it) and loud noises only remind him of bad stuff so as long as Lone avoids it going to be a perfect evening
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pilferingapples · 28 days
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I got so into the joy of Boops I didn't even check my mail and almost MISSED this Important Announcement yesterday!! Article under cut in case they take it down:
The producer of Willy’s Chocolate Experience has announced that the Roald Dahl rip-off will transfer to Broadway, with an opening-night performance slated for April 25 at 11pm — just in time for Tony Awards consideration.
The interactive show made international headlines in February when it played a warehouse in Glasgow. Lured by AI-generated images of a fantastical candy wonderland, Scottish ticket-buyers plunked down £35 each to enter the workshop of “Willy McDuff,” a whimsical chocolatier assisted by green-haired “Wonkidoodles” and haunted by “The Unknown,” a rival candy-maker who inhabits the walls of the factory.
Derided as “Willy Wonka’s Meth Lab,” the immersive production fell far short of the expectations set by marketing material, with actors struggling to bring coherence to a script that was obviously authored by ChatGPT, on a set that looked like a daycare on Riker’s Island. An audience revolt prematurely ended the run, with several ticket-buyers demanding refunds from the event’s visibly frazzled organizer.
“We learned so much from our out-of-town tryout,” the upbeat producer told TheaterMania, reframing the whole thing as a brilliant publicity stunt.
“I’ve been closely collaborating with our script doctor, Goog LeGemini, and I think we’ve solved the major problem of The Unknown being too…unknown. She is now an unhoused victim of Willy’s gentrification, a socially relevant backstory that I think makes for a much richer narrative. That was all the Glasgow run was missing, really.”
TheaterMania can exclusively reveal that Willy’s Chocolate Experience will play the defunct McDonald’s on 42nd Street next to the New Amsterdam Theatre. “It’s a perfect opportunity to snag tourists unable to get into Aladdin,” the producer enthused. “They might feel a little disappointed at first, but just wait until they get a load of our show.”
While the shuttered 42nd Street McDonald’s has not previously been considered a Broadway house, our investigations revealed that a certain former Broadway League president quietly elevated the venue on February 15 through an obscure administrative procedure that has gone unnoticed by the theatrical press until now.
“Between Here Lies Love and the revival of Cabaret, it’s clear that producers are seeking more versatile venues,” said the ex-prez when reached for comment, “and I can think of no better space for immersive shows than this hamburger palace with a theatrical marquee. You’re welcome, Broadway.”
Readers interested in a deeper dive should return to TheaterMania on Friday, when our desperate Story of the Week columnist will have banged out 2,000 words about why this is happening and how it will have absolutely no impact on this year’s Tony Awards.
Until then, we wish you a very happy April Fools’ Day.
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