#thank u for coming to my ted talk i will be going now

[bellamyblakru]

idk why but the trope where character a changes the routine or something in the daily life of character b and character b complains and gets annoyed at the new addition and then suddenly one day character a gets genuinely upset and stops doing said thing which then makes character b all ☹️wheres the thing i miss the thing but has to pretend they want it back and is only doing it for character a’s sake when we all see its just them being in love or whatever is something i fucking LOVE to see?? every time???

#this is so specific and yet #do u know how many times ive seen this and every time i love it??? #its like someone who hates change but is willing to change for someone. their happiness overpowers they uncomfortable feelings and it #suddenly feels as though they have lost something so precious so beautifully character a that they need it back. #girl how many shows do this lets see: #merlin #with merlin’s chatting and smiling and arthur missing it and being audibly upset when its gone #semantic error #when my red man stops fucking with him and he just goes :(((( #30 but 17 #with everything she does esp with the plant and the home itself and going to work ugh #destined with you #which im currently watching now and up to episode 7 but these bitches are both whipped withojt realizing it #there are 1000 other examples of this and i love every rendition #okay thanks for coming to my ted talk at 5am bye #their uncomfortable * english what is it #tropes

[aeligsido]

If I had a nickel for every time Dick beats up a man for hurting Jason (or, u kno, literally killing him), I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot but weird that it only happened twice.

#dc #batfam #dick grayson #between the joker and now bruce #GO DICK GO #KICK THEIR OLD MAN ASS #anyway #also funny that tim was the one to yank him away each time #tim is the “i can fix him” of the batfam you can't change my mind #also yes i will forever believe that dick killed the joker for jason #the fact that he believed tim dead bc of the joker's actions was pretty important too #but he only lost it when the joker strated talking about jason #I CHOOSE MY INTERPRETATION OKAY #and dick & jason are too precious to me to see it another way #thank u for coming to my ted talk #rambles of my soul

[magicaldreamfox1]

u know. if u gain more confidence in ur writing then it'll be more fun and less miserable

#i just feel like this has to be said #it's not easy to do ofc it's not and i had help #but it's never wrong to try and work on urself #bc being miserable is just not worth it #stop overediting stop trying to be perfect just post ur writing and then write a lot more #it's not easy but it's simple #if that doesn't work for u then find smthg that does #bc genuinely u guys Need some confidence #bc that's ur hobby and u shouldn't be miserable while doing ur hobby #gain confidence set boundaries put it down when it needs to be put down go to sleep when u need to sleep #it takes a lot of time and a lot of trying but so much can change for u if u just try #and i am trying to take that advice myself in a lot of other areas im not perfect #but my writing improved so much since i gained more confidence and now i just have so much fun writing #where i had to sit myself down and make myself write previously it's just part of my routine now and i do it nearly every day bc i like it #idk if that makes sense but conclusion: y'all need more confidence in ur writing so u can stop being miserable #dni if this post doesn't apply to u and u like being miserable or smthg idk #this is also not abt mental illness so don't start #this is abt insecurity making u miserable #and ruining the joy of creation #thank u for coming to my ted talk #dreamy talks

[antiqueanimals]

The Bestiary of Aloys Zötl (1831-1887). The Elk (1886)

#cervids #moose #Aloys Zötl #whenever i post a pic of moose and the title calls it an elk people will usually say something like thIS iSnT aN ELK iTs a MOoSE #and im going to use the tags to inform u guys that moose were referred to as elk in europe for a LOOOONG time and still are today iirc #so when english speakers came to the us they were like wtf is this? another large fucking deer? lets call these bad boys elks too #so now elk is used to describe both eurasian elk (moose) and american elk (wapiti) #thank you for coming to my (hopefully accurate) ted talk

[0509-brainrot]

no but like i need to absorb the brainpower of every 0509 enjoyer here. every thought every dynamic every headcanon and idea i need to collect them all like pokemon cards no this isnt bcuz i'm genuinely terrible at expressing my ideas and talking about things i like what are you talking about hsdfhbjldsf i need your guys' brains

like they are insane. they are the most normal couple ever. they gift each other flower bouquets (and shidou does it with an unhealthy amount of thought and meaning behind them and mikoto tries his best to keep up) they are normal and affectionate. they are a little unhinged. they fix each other. they quit smoking together (either shidou does it to prompt mikoto to quit his poor self-destructive habits or mikoto does it to make shidou quit his poor self-destructive habits). or the opposite. maybe it just gets worse. medical malpractice. or not. they cook together and shidou's great at it but mikoto either makes only ramen or he burns the kitchen. they're baking together but mikoto manages to crack an egg and only have half of the contents land in the bowl and shidou's apalled but in an affectionate way (that was so oddly specific I apologize). they do taxes and lead normal lives and they're both Overworked to hell (and mikoto's underpaid but shidou's funny doctor salary makes up for it) but they have each other when they get home. they Suck. but they're normal about it. probably. they are everything to each other. they are authentic to each other. whatever that happens to mean. for better or for worse. i am pushing their heads together. you know that one gif of a doctor reaching for a syringe while the patient tries to make heart hands with them? that's them right there. that's the dynamic. they're so silly. none of this makes any sense this is probably so incoherent orz

Sorry just everytime I see someone get excited over or talk about 0509 in the tags of reblogs I go insane. When people comment or send asks I go insane (also this is a sideblog so I can't reply directly to comments and I Apologize about that). You all are making me insane you're making me Worse /pos I adore hearing people's thoughts So Much Pleaaaaase give me more

also this is the gif i was thinking of (cw syringe)

#txt #not tagging this eithershfjbls #0509 #0905 #okay fine just that maybe. i don't want to spam the fandom tagssdhbs #like guys give me your thoughts i want to Eat them #my view of their dynamic changes by the day i swear #but like. you know. You Know Right. #i am going to regret posting this later orz orz orz #if this post disappears just know that i became too self-aware and could not handle it #but thank u for coming to my ted talk i will now let myself out #yaoi yuri for life (losing it)

[a-nybodys]

spending any amount of time on twitter is like walking slowly towards the chernobyl elephants foot

#i just want to see peoples art i feel like fanart is so hard to see here now bcus ppl get demoralized when nobody reblogs it #but like otherwise i have to go on TWITTER #its genuine hell #anyway people are talking about how izzy dying is somehow the worst thing anyone has ever done and it erases any good that came from ofmd #yknow the show with one of the most diverse casts and crews ive ever seen in my life thats about middle aged gay romance #but yeah killing off the morally gray character who most of the fandom hated last year negates every bit of good the show ever did #legitimately fuck off #i think we all need to take some media literacy classes PLEASE #cus like wtf do u mean he died for no reason it was practically spelled out in all his big speeches in the last ep #and it was foreshadowed the whole fucking season!!!! #just cus u couldnt see it doesnt mean it wasnt there #and just because u didnt understand what the show is trying to do doesnt mean its bad writing #grow tf up PLEASE jesus christ #thanks for coming to my ted talk #anyway

[froghwon]

Highlights from the nct dream concert on Friday:

FINALLY GETTING TO MEET CHELLE (@yutagirlie) IN PERSON!!! 😭❤️

getting souvenirs from a local shop and being told 3/4 of the members were in there earlier 🫠🫠

(it had to have been mark and chenle for sure, but the other 1-2 members are a toss up. jisung maybe??? jeno???? 🤷‍♀️)

randomly seeing a Jeno bday truck around pike place market before the concert <3

(not photographed, but there was a chihuahua sitting in the passenger seat that looked sooo tired that it had to be there sjkfdnksj the truck drove away before i could get a pic 😔😔)

getting surprised by a random czennie before the concert, only for her to hand me a bag of jeno goodies before she walked off without giving chelle anything 🤣 (and none for gretchen weiners BYEEEE)

getting a random pc with my dream tshirt, and it being jeno :'')

jarms <3 (and honorable mention to the cleavage)

jenos back 😌🙏

mark during one of his ments said that his fav thing about seattle is that if u go north a bit, vancouver is there lmao (not even anything to do with seattle, seattle sweetie, im so sorry 🤣🤣 but also, u should have come to vancouver on the tour then u bitch)

Before jenos ment, he didnt start talking right away bc people were screaming. but then he cupped his ear like he was waiting to hear something from us??? so people started barking 🤡ksjkdfnks and i joined in bc i thought it was hilarious 🤡🤡 and then haechan started singing happy bday, so we all joined in :P

jisung running across the stage to ask mark for help with his english ment <3 and haechan narrating their off mic convo like "mark, i love you" "jisung i love you too" 🤡

renjun did so well with his english ments!!!! i was so impressed/proud <3333

also jisung is such an incredible live performer fr even when he isnt the center, he puts 100% into his dancing and has incredible stage presence 👌

jaemin having the time of his life during the encore <3

also he put on a cinnamoroll backpack, which matched the one that i wore 😌 (u can see it during the goodbye ment video in my google drive)

my jeno banner and i are visible in the audience photo <3

i put a white arrow pointing to me and my jeno banner :P

all in all, it was a very fun time!! 👍 but i already miss them, and i wanna see them in concert again!!! 😩😩

also i took a few videos during the concert, which u can see in this google drive here (just pretend u cant hear me during saturday drip)

#rambling #thanks for coming to my ted talk :] #jaemin and i really made it twitter official u guys <3 #we have couple bags and everything 😌😌😌 #sadly its over now :((( #now im in twice concert prep mode #i wanna do a custom vinyl banner. bc i found a place that prints them which is inexpensive and not too far from where i live :> #and if it turns out well. then i can go back for future kpop banners 😄 #i had a lot of fun designing my twice banner last night ^^ #its gonna be cute af <333

[milflewis]

feeling v . hmm. interesting

#not bad actually ! just. interesting #my roommate cut my hair into a mullet/wolf/shag cut Moment and i luv it #but i’m hearing a oversized hoodie and gaa shorts and feeling lowkey gender? in a way that i have never felt? #like i’ve looked at ppl and felt Gender and seen that but i’ve never felt it like this when looking at myself? #and it’s a little. hmm . huh . bc i was very Like That when i was younger. 13 - 15 and didn’t want to be a Girly Girl bc. #internalised misogy . and it was Loud. and i’ve unpacked that (and still have more to go ofc!) but u am way more comfortable in myself now #and i luv makeup ! and dresses ! and traditionally v feminine things ! and i don’t give a fuck if ppl see me like that or if that’s their #first thought when they think of me ! it doesn’t bother me if they don’t think of me sparring or playing gaelic or any Tough Lad Stuff #and i’m not questioning my gender (rn anyway. who knows what the future holds) but i’m kinda vibing in this Gender feeling if that makes #sense? lol mb it doesn’t. mb i am wayyy too in my head and hyped up on no sleep but it is what i am feeling ! so i am going to enjoy it ! #thank u for coming to my ted talk #will delete later #probably #if not -> #diary posting

[ghoul--doodle]

If I’m not exhausted after uni again tomorrow I’m gonna replay bugsnax n see how long it takes me to finish it

#I’m not speedrunner but I can complete the game to 100% in a day #excluding dlc. I’m sorry but I really dislike the gameplay of the dlc #adore the story! dislike the gameplay #I do think the dlc is good and the side quests and home customisation is very nice #the actual isle of snax? not a fan! #I feel like in the beginning it’s very hand-holding and then shifts to flat out frustrating #the characters Tell You How To Solve Puzzles in the beginning portion like. BESTIE I wanna figure this out on my own. #and after that the puzzles are easy in their solution. you put the buggy ball in the hole. #or catching the bugs. it’s easy to SEE the solution. actually doing it is hell on earth #i hate the shrinking mechanic. why didn’t you put it in the sling shot. why can’t I shoot it. why do I have to run to hope to throw it in- #time. why. and cheddaboardle rex. I Fucking Hate You. #it doesn’t take my top spot for most disliked boss but it’s 👌🏻 this close. #you’re on thin ice asshole. #for reference my least favourite boss is the mega maki #closely followed by mothza #and the natural winner of the bunch is mama mewon thank u for coming to my ted talk #anyway. my brain is fixing on the bug game again because I saw some snorpy fanart earlier #I’m going to sleep now goodnight #*also I should add there is a lot about the dlc I adore. it does its job really well! and its amazing to say it’s free #it elaborates on some characters very nicely and gives spotlight to some that maybe didn’t get as much before #it helped me connect to them more #and the side quests and home customisation are best played through with the main game rather than after- it feels more natural that way #and it is very good and fun and adds some challenges to those that want it #it is good! I just don’t like playing it JGDHFKSH

[ccaptain]

night terrors 👀

THANK U FOR SENDING *PREPARES TO HIT U WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER FULL OF FEELS* -- @dvouring

kaeya's worst nightmares are when he dreams about killing crepus.

you know how his fear that it was actually his fault was cemented with time? what kaeya fails to see is that, even if he came to his rescue before ursa the drake was going to maim him, what could he have done realistically?? he was young, and most importantly visionless. ever if he rushed here in time, the best he could have done against ursa was to throw his sword at it. like throwing a fucking toothpick at godzilla. it was 100% going to be a bloodbath with many casualties among the knights. including kaeya himself. it's a mix of survivors guilt tinged with the fact that everything else seems to point the blame at him not arriving sooner, and he adamantly refuses to accept the reality that what happened wasn't his fault.

in fact, this translates into a very brief dream where crepus smiles at him, calls him 'son' with all the affection in the world and hugs him. ''it wasn't your fault,'' his adoptive dad tells him, holding him close.

kaeya relaxes in the hold until it starts feeling too warm. it's a warmth that he doesn't deserve, too familiar, too comfortable, and suddendly that hug seems like a straightjacket threatening to crush him. the whole place is on fire, and his lungs are painfully tight-

that's when he drives his sword right between his adoptive father's ribs. sometimes it's the stomach, sometimes he goes straight for the throat. it doesn't matter where it strikes, it's lethal. he slowly takes some steps back and lets crepus body slump to the floor, crimson blood pooling under him catching fire.

he's crying, stomach churning, but all he can manage to say is an almost spiteful ''it is, now.''

#dvouring #THANK U FOR SEND. MWA #i don't do this dream justice enough in words but it's definitely one of the most important ones kaeya has #he can't let go of the guilt and refuses a reality where he was powerless. because it'd just feel worse #him killing crepus in the dream? an important statement that he'll never stop seeing himself as the culprit #and now im crying. thanks for coming to my TED talk #simple & powerful tbh

[lu-sn]

i am here today to talk about HORRIBLE OVERSIGHT in the pete fandom we NEED to correct our ways and see the light

but it is ok i will Explain

ok do u see this

this is a pha khao ma (spelling up for debate). it's a waistcloth commonly worn in south and southeast asia — you may have heard of it as a lungi / longyi. it's a rectangular, light, soft piece of cloth that (mostly) men tie around their (mostly) waists to wear in hot humid climates because it's very comfy and breezy and dries fast.

some fun facts:

it's very common to wear right out of the bath / shower because the dampness stays on your skin for a while after so this helps air it out

underwear is ✨ optional ✨ (although really mostly only at home. the fear of being pantsed in public is universal, after all)

it's often worn at home, but people wear it out as well and it is especially common in rural communities. if you've got a bunch of old uncles sitting outside on a veranda in a small town, they're all maybe sitting around in pha khao mas

(let me follow this up with: while it is common in rural regions, people in rural areas all over thailand do also just wear shirts and shorts and pants 😂 it is merely an option, not a rule)

what you see is the casual version. there are much more formal versions, and fashionable versions, and they are apparently having a resurgence with the thailand youth rn

the plaid-like patterning is a specific design that has centuries of history in thailand! different regions produce styles of designs with vibrantly different colors and dyes, and they're very proud of it

there's many ways to tie it: in these pictures, pete has it tied so that it hangs down well past his knees, but you can hoist them up to mostly be around your upper legs (leaving the knees showing). this gives you a TON more mobility to, say, run around or climb trees or beat up people

here is a reference of real people wearing pha khao mas. as you can see they are chilling

and the most important fun fact of all:

post-canon pete wears it ALL. THE. TIME.

we know pete wears these in the privacy of his home! they're his comfy post-shower post-workout jammies! every time we see him with one he has a different one! HE HAS LIKE SIX MORE OF THESE TUCKED AWAY.

he probably wore them a lot around his yaai. and now, at home, vegas sees him in them CONSTANTLY.

you may be looking at me, and then looking at these photos, and then looking again at me, and going, lu, noooooooo, this ruins the post-canon pete being unbearably cute and stylish and hot agenda!!! to which i say

no

it ENHANCES IT. it's about the DICHOTOMY

vegas watches as pete walks out of the bathroom wearing one of these and nothing else, and they're riding real low on his hips, and vegas chokes out a "what the hell are you wearing" and pete leans against the doorframe and wiggles his eyebrows and puts on his thickest northern accent and says "you wanna fuck me so bad city boy" and he's RIGHT OKAY VEGAS HATES THEM AND VEGAS DOES WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD ANYWAYS

macau gives pete sooo much shit for it but then he watches pete kick ass in one during training one day and pete looks like some rural film movie star in his tank top and pha khao ma and his fists of fury and macau goes, huh, actually, phi looks fucking cool, can i have one

when they visit yaai pete basically forgoes pants and just wears these all the time and blends in with all the old grandpas who pat pete on the back and ask him for his opinions on politics and vegas is so fucking confused and totally in love do you UNDERSTAND

anyway. all of this to say, if you were to write fics where pete wears a pha khao ma and/or draw him in one it would be HIGHLY CANONICALLY ACCURATE. and i would love you. thank u for coming to my ted talk.

(and thanks to @minorfamilysupremacy for being the first victim of said ted talk)

#i am simply spreading the agenda #this is very important to me. we talk extensively about ass-out pete but NEVER ABOUT PHA KHAO MA PETE #it is a Look. it is CRITICAL TO HIS CHARACTER #also allows for uh #easy access #👀 #if you know what i mean #i hope this was informative LOL and if i got anything wrong or you have more to add please let me know!!!! #kinnporsche #pete saengtham #vegaspete

[sexydreamgirl]

I found myself being at my best self concept area when I admitted that I can't manifest.

NOW LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT THAT MEANS.

People have a misconception of manifestation, that it's abt things showing up in ur reality that u want, when it not.

Many fail to manifest bc they look for proof in their 3d, but why do they do that?

Because they are looking for an answer.

Your 3d is kept alive by you bc u believe that it's your job for it to show up physically, when it's not.

You, as the outer man, need to admit that u can't do anything, u can only imagine and feel in ur imagination. You're carrying the responsibility of the 3d changing on your shoulders that leads u to spiral, bc you're not meant to do that.

If u want to start feeling safe in ur imagination to imagine, start admitting that this is ur reality, there is no one else but you. Just do this throughout your day as gentle reminders, and this will help ir desires get off the pedestal. That's what helped me.

I was always frustrated when I would imagine, I'd go in hungry and I'd leave the inner world even starving, I just didn't understand what ppl meant imagining is fun.

But when I admitted to myself that I, the outer man can do nothing, I felt a huge relief. I the outer man can't make things physically, i can't put things in place and fly anywhere I want, i'm limited.

However your inner man can do above and beyond. When u stop imaginingfor the 3d to change and u realize you can't do anything but reflect and feel, you will have a safe sense of freedom overcome you.

Yes it might take a bit to master but once u grasp what I'm saying, your mind will automatically help you and stop looking at the outer for proof.

But u might be asking me rn " Well what abt ppl that say they'll manifest physical results in 5sec and they do?"

That's bc they are also doing the same thing, they're assuming in their inner world, not eh outer. U want results in 5sec? Stop thinking abt getting results in 5sec then.

They assume fast results with their INNER MAN, they don't look at the outer man.

Realize this, u are doing yourself a disservice the moment u imagine for physical results and be the outer man, have fun within and admit that there's nothing u, as the outer one can do nothing.

Everything has to reflect, and it will. When u look at the 3d u are assuming sth is missing, and if u say sth is lacking than it is. There is only u in ur world, the only responsibility u have, and can have, is you.

This is coming from sb who's been trying to manifest since like 2018 up until now I only discovered loa a year ago. That's why I'm giving this advice bc if it's helping me than it will help u.

Thank u for coming to my Ted Talk.

Thank YOU for this wow!

#hera's greatest hits

[magentas-dystopia]

Something I really lament is the move towards digital media. Slowly we start to never own the things we like. Even if we "buy" a digital game, or movie or show. It's locked behind a certain platform or service. Once it shuts down we lose it forever.

(me when big booby anime girl explosion Is taken off of Netflix)

I also feel like there's a certain charm to owning physical media, like things you can hold and the satisfaction from pressing a clicky button or putting a disc or cassette in and seeing it work.

(oooh so classy so retro so.. expensive in the modern day)

More people should try to make copies of what they own digitally, or try to buy physical media before it's lost from streaming services and digital storefronts forever. Like the case with certain games like Godzilla 2014 and Transformers War for Cybertron. They don't exist digitally anymore. Only hard copies exist outside of emulation and at insane resell prices like... INSANE ones for a mediocre Godzilla game

So yea. Buy some more CDs of those albums you have on replay! Buy a DVD of that niche obscure anime you like! And most importantly PLEASE PLEASE START MAKING HARD BACKUPS OF SHOWS YOU LIKE THAT YOU PIRATE!!! media preservation is important!

(me downloading every episode of Daredevil onto my hard drive to burn to a DVD later so I can give it to all my friends)

This is now going to be a Comprehensive guide on how to rip a CD

POLL TIME!

Burning and Ripping Disc's❤️❤️💕💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

STEP ONE:

BUY A CHEAP BLU-RAY/DVD DRIVE FOR YOUR WINDOWS COMPUTER

here are some I recommend!!!

i personally use this pioneer one :)))

DVD drives in general are relatively cheap from 30-20 smackeroos, but Blu-ray drives are around 80-100 bucks depending on the manufacturer but offer better support for copying HD video such as on a Blu-ray.

STEP TWO:

FIND A PIECE OF MEDIA YOU ENJOY.

in this case its gonna be a CD!!

i really enjoy Vespertine by Bjork, but i wanna have it on my computer just in case anything happens to my CD. SO. ill open Windows Media Player

(she hasn't changed since 2011 <3333 be urself girl)

NEXT

ill insert the disc into the player. and it'll start playing!

Pause the disc and go into Rip settings

NEXT!! select the format!

if you want to conserve space and don't mind sacrificing audio quality select MP3! if you want to hear the same level of audio quality as preserved on the CD, select a format labelled LOSSLESS. I recommend .WAV files as they'll work with most devices including an android phone or iTunes on PC (more on that later ;3 )

NEXT!

create a folder on whatever u wanna save ur music to! (u can call it whatever u want the world is your oyster bestie)

THEN!!! FINALLY

go into more options on the Rip Settings menu!

select ur folder and press Rip CD!!!!

the fun thing of this now, is that you can pull these files on your computer and put it onto your Android device so you can listen to your hearts content without lugging around your CD in a player at high quality without any subscription service with free reign of who you can give your download to!

But Magenta! what if i have an iPhone?

ohohoo fear not bestie because iTunes on PC has an even EASIER way to do it

because simply putting in a disc with iTunes downloaded prompts THIS

(oooo so new age)

and if you have apple music on your iPhone this will sync to your phone if you logged into iTunes on PC!!

thank you for coming to my TED talk

#vhs #media preservation #piracy #no like for real. please just download the stuff u pirate just in case it gets taken down #ateez #atz #x files #godzilla #Björk

[rinstaro]

Reader living their best life wearing a lil skirt n some thigh highs and sky cant take how cute they look and can’t resist making a creamy mess all over them while the reader begs him to hurry up and make them squirt but he js wants to take his time telling them how pretty they look in that lil Lacey top

Hella overstim

sky can rut into me like a dog

man can hit me with a bus and I’d thank him

that’s all thanks for coming to my Ted talk 🫡

this is so much good god 😭 first the time anon being in heat and now this akjjfcnjajns

how are the stans of the sweetest boy the absolute horniest. WHO ARE U HORNY SKY STAN

also sorry ive been taking so long with these! i havent been in a writing mood lately haha

cw: reader wears feminine clothes, clothed sex, coochie eating, overstim, fingering, he asks for explicit verbal consent, squirting, a little praise, he's pussy drunk!!! yay!!! not proofread, reader has a vagina no pronouns

minors do not react.

to say you looked good enough to eat was an understatement.

sky couldn’t get enough of staring at your lace trim cami and short little skirt. not to mention the thigh high socks you had on. so instead of just staring at them, he put himself in between them.

“f-fuuuuck! gonna cuuuuum!” and not even a few minutes after he’d been on you, you’d already creamed on his fingers and his face once, the milky substance coating his tongue and making him crave more. he hadn’t bothered to remove any of your clothes, your skirt hiding his face from view.

your legs began to tremble when he refused to stop moving his fingers. you pushed at his head as he bullied your cunt, needy moans turning into weak sobs. "l-lemme go, quit it! 's too much!"

your boyfriend only moaned into your cunt, relishing in the feeling of your clit throbbing against his tongue. moments later he rose to press his lips to yours. sky's fingers crooked upwards and he broke away to laugh at how your legs tried to close in on him.

"'m sorry, sweetheart. you're just so pretty. dressed so fuckin' cute, look at you." sky swears he could drool at how you looked. his favorite place to be was between your thighs. he's had to look at how your thigh high socks complimented your figure perfectly, hugging the soft flesh. he wasn't sure if he wanted to rip them off you or just keep staring at them. while he ended up going for the latter, he couldn't just stare at you.

no, he needed to feel you or he was gonna go crazy. his dick was throbbing, only getting worse when you clenched around him and called his name. sky let out a shaky moan as you came again. "you feel so good around my fingers, sweetheart," he sighed. he finally stopped his movements, staring at you as you tried to catch your breath. your tiny shirt was pushed up your chest, pebbled nipples on display for him. all that sky bothered to get rid of was your underwear.

"can i fuck you, sweetheart? please, i need to feel you," he murmured, never breaking eye contact. you shuddered at his request. his voice sounded so raw and you hadn't even touched him. you could only nod, wrapping your arms around his neck. "need you to say it, (name)."

"yes, i want you to, link. please."

he wasted no time in pushing your thighs back, forcing your knees to your chest. it happened so fast you dont even know when he got his dick out, but in the next moment he slipped into you with ease. sky groaned loudly when he bottomed out, arms trembling in an effort to hold himself up. you felt so fucking good, he felt like he could cum already.

well, why not, he thought. he'd have you to himself all night.

sky slammed his hips into yours with no remorse, the sound of both your gushing cunt and your hips meeting his filling the room. your back arched, body still sensitive from the first couple orgasms. you whimpered weakly as he growled into your ear.

"so good, so good- fuck, gonna cum already-" he panted, his thrusts only becoming rougher. your toes curled as grabbed your hips, angling himself to where he knew he'd hit that spongy spot inside you every time. you keened when he did just that, determined to make you cum with him.

a few more thrusts and he was gone, throwing his head back as he filled your needy cunt. his thrusts wouldn't stop, sky hissing at the overstimulation. you felt so good it hurt, but he couldn't stop, not now. he was gorgeous above you, and you felt your own orgasm approaching fast.

"c-come on, cum," he demanded, somehow picking up his pace. you yelped at the sudden increase in speed. both of your moans increased in volume. "w-wait, mmm, slow down, i'll-"

"do it."

your body seized up, almost unable to handle the force of your orgasm. you sprayed all over the both of you, every thrust forcing more out of you. you cried out, tears falling down your cheeks at the overwhelming pleasure. sky was still going, letting his moans fall freely out of his mouth. "s-so good, pretty pussy's so good, cant stop," he groaned.

"link, too much! slow- fuck! please!" you begged, the overstimulation becoming too much for you to handle. your lover couldn't leave you like this. no, he needed you stuffed to the brim. only then could he be satisfied.

"if i can- fuck, fuck- if i can do it, you can too, sweetheart. don't give up on me now. dressed up so pretty for me, let me reward you for it, yeah?"

#kore.writes #kores.blurbs #link x reader smut #link smut #link x reader #loz x reader smut #loz smut #loz x reader #legend of zelda smut #legend of zelda x reader #this was so hard to write

[a-nybodys]

whats everyones favorite ship dynamic and why is it 'popular person everyone loves' and 'outcast freak everyone hates'

#feeling normal feelings abt steddie #and then realized elphaba and glinda are the same dynamic #and then realized that klaus and dave a spiritually that dynamic #and now i am going through every ship ever in my brain #ed and stede basically are too #if u realize that ed is the popular one and stede is the freak lmao #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[choccy-milky]

Funny story: when I first found your art I was reluctant to read the fic, because I thought there is absolutely no way that one person can be this talented in two different art forms (drawing and writing). Boy was I wrong. Now Clora and Seb live in my heart and mind rent free. 🥹 Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 😁

BAHAHA AWW THIS IS BOTH SO FUNNY AND NICE😭💖 like damn, whats her secret.....🤔🤔🤔 (its brainrot. the secret is brainrot. draw and write obsessively enough and for long enough and you're bound to get decent at it eventually BAHHAA) BUT THANK U and im glad u gave my fic a shot in the end 🥹im fr so lucky to have ppl that like both my art AND my fic it feels like im in a lil book club sometimes its so fun so THANK U ALL 💖💖

I WANNA DRAW THIS NOW but seb likes how soft/small she is, bc it makes her nice to hug and also reminds him of how delicate and feminine she is and how much he wants to protect her. and PHYSICALLY clora likes sebs freckles and his eyes (and also how toned and lean he is, which she'll only really admit to when shes drunk BAHHAA)

SURPRISIGNLY IVE NEVER READ ANY HARRY POTTER FANFICTION, not in hogwarts legacy OR the og harry potter. ive read all the books and when i did, ron x hermione was my main ship, and idk, i guess i never got into the fandom enough to want to find fanfics bc the books satisfied me on their relationship enough. but yea, ron/hermione is the only thing i really shipped, though before HL came out i DID consider/was about to go look for dramione fics since i was craving that good girl/bad boy dynamic and i knew that was a big thing with dramione (but then i ended up just making my own in the end LMAO)

@dokuroskull23 ASTARION NO QUESTION WHICH I SEE U AGREE WITH BASED ON UR PFP LOOL. I LOVE MY VAMPIRE TWINK AND I LOVE PRETTY BOYS (i still need to finish bg3 tho...i got to act 3 before stopping bc i wasnt happy with my character. and now that mods are out im gonna completely restart and make my tav even hotter LMFAO)🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

LMFAO "TITS ANON" as per whats on your government ID. (this is actually just clora now) but also THANK U GLAD U LIKED IT, MORE VARSTITTY JACKET + HOODIE SEB IS ON THE WAY, TRUST💖✍️✍️

#to the anons who asked to see seb in a maid outfit and also asked what seb would do if he saw clora in his shirt.....those are coming #LMAO idk when just know that they ARE bc i wanna draw something for them #ask #i wanna draw seb in a maid outfit and clora in a butler outfit LMAO #im gonna draw clora in cloricas outfit from rune factory 4...itll come full circle since thats the character i based cloras name off of