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solarsturniolo · 4 months

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We're Just Friends // M.S. pt2

by 💋Natalie💋

summary: Matt is so 'sweet best friend that secretly jerks off to your pictures' coded (idea credit to @heartstreet )

tags: @oversturn @soursturniolo @flowerxbunnie @mattslolita @mattsbratt @simplysturn @megamett44-lover @sturnybabes @bernardenjoyer @jjmaybankswifes-blog @plasticferal @cupidsword @liz-stxrn @sturniolosreads @angelic-sturniolos111 @angelic-sturniolos111

warnings: SMUT!!! / masturbation / voyeurism / post nut clarity / self-deprecation

disclaimer: these stories are fictional :)

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text - matt sturniolo

Word Count: 3030

It slowly became a habit. It started small, one time a day if even that. But what started as a habit grew into an addiction. Every little thing set him off, and the only thing to satisfy the desire in him was her. He needed her in ways that he couldn’t even describe. He hungered for her.

It began with pictures, just her regular little posts on Instagram and Snapchat that had no hidden undertone to them, but every single one would have Matt beating his dick until his arm was sore. She had Pavloved him. The second he got the notification that his best friend posted, his cock stiffened and his ears got red and hot just thinking about what could be waiting for him. It didn’t matter where he was or what he was doing, he’d drop everything, all of his attention would be on her in an instant. Today was no different; he had already beat off three times in the few hours he had been awake.

As the day moved forward, and he found the inner strength to keep his dick in his pants, Matt remembered telling her that he’d look for the charger she had left when she stayed over a few nights ago. He spent a solid hour that afternoon searching the house up and down for her phone charger; his room, the living room, the kitchen, Nick’s room, hell, he even checked Chris’s room (despite Chris’s many protests followed by a shoe being launched at Matt’s shin), though he still came up empty handed.

Matt went back to his bedroom, shutting the door behind him. He took a seat in his desk chair, rolling himself close enough to his desk to click his monitor on, grabbing the controller that had been set aside on his desk to charge. He turned his gaming console on, the sound of it whirring to life filling the silence in the room. He reached into his pocket, taking his phone out to send her a quick text.

‘i may have lost it’

‘your mind?’

‘no’

‘your keys?’

‘no’

‘OMG’

‘?’

‘YOUR V CARD?????’

‘WHAT NO’

‘omg matty who is she 🤭🤭🤭🤭’

‘I DID NOT’

‘then i fear i do not know what you could be talking about, for i am not a mind reader’

‘your weird’

‘you’re*’

‘i actually hate you.’

‘stfu you love me. now what are u talking abt’

‘you’re charger’

‘your*’

‘you know what 😀’

‘LMAOOOO don’t blow a fuse, it’s a $10 charger i’ll just get another one. thank u for letting me know tho’

‘ofc’

He stared at the screen, his heart beating faster when he saw the read receipt pop up under his message. He waited, taking his bottom lip between his teeth as she began to type. A smile tugged at his lips as the typing message bubble disappeared, waiting for the message to pop up on his screen.

A minute passed. Then two. Still nothing. Matt’s smile faltered a little.

‘?’

‘oh shit i didn’t know you were still here’

‘what we’re you typing?’

‘were*’

‘😀 nevermind i don’t care’

‘noooo matty come back 😂’

‘i’ll get it right one day’

‘i have full faith in you, matthew. until then, im gonna be up your ass about it’

‘so…?’

‘so what?’

‘what were you typing?’

Matt could hardly sit still. His leg bounced anxiously, he bit his nails impatiently. She had been typing for a while, was it something bad? Shit, have i fucked up recently and just didn’t notice?

‘nothing 😇’

‘you’re a dirty liar’

‘😜’

‘cmon, i’m youre best friend tell meeeee’

‘your*’

‘GET A NEW BEST FRIEND’

‘okay okay i’m done 😂 you’re so easy to tease’

‘Ayo 🤨’

‘not like that 🙄

‘well, you probably are pretty easy to tease like that too”

Matt choked on his own saliva. Did I read that right? He read it again, the blood rushing from his cheeks to his cock. His brain short circuited. Any possible responses that he could’ve came up with dissolved into nothingness. He spent two minutes trying to type a witty comeback or some sort of smooth flirtatious reply, but when push came to shove, all he could build the courage to send was-

‘what?’

She started typing, and as the speech bubble floated in the corner of his screen, Matt palmed at the bulge in his sweats. His mind raced with thoughts, all wondering what she could have possibly been thinking about. Fuck, does she think about doing things with me? Does she want to tease me? How would she even-

The speech bubble disappeared. Matt slipped his hand under the waistband of his sweatpants and his boxers, taking his hard cock in his fist. He stroked his shaft slowly, his eyes fluttering shut while he pursed his lips to hold back a moan. He waited for her response to pop up. One minute…then two…then five. He furrowed his eyebrows, his strokes slowly coming to a stop as he eyed their text messages. Why isn’t she responding? Did I make her uncomfortable? Is she weirded out?

His heart nearly dropped out of his ass when the facetime notification illuminated his screen. Without thinking to take his hand out of his pants, Matt quickly answered the call.

It took a moment for the call to connect, but when it finally did, Matt felt almost frozen in place. His heart skipped a beat, his face grew flushed with a warm rosy heat. She smiled at him and his breath caught in his throat.

“Hey!”

Matt smiled. “Hey, what’s up.”

“What, I can’t call my best friend out of the blue just to hang out?” She laughed softly. “What are you up to?” She asked.

“Just, yknow…” he trailed off, shrugging his shoulders a bit. “Was playing fortnite for a bit-“

She tilted her head to the side a little, furrowing her eyebrows. “I didn’t see you online. I would’ve joined you if I knew,” she grinned. “Can’t believe you played without me,” she playfully rolled her eyes.

Matt swallowed. Her eyes looked so pretty rolled back into her head like that, I could watch her do that for hours. Matt slowly stroked his cock, pursing his lips tightly to keep himself quiet. ‘Can’t believe you played without me’ replayed in his head like a broken record. His mind wandered off, thinking about the beautiful girl on his screen sitting on his bed. Her clothes discarded onto the floor mindlessly, seated on his bare thighs. Matt bit the inside of his cheek, pre-cum drooling from the tip of his cock as he imagined her pretty manicured fingers circling her clit, her eyes hooded and full of lust as lewd sounds spilled from her parted lips. His dick ached at the thought of her running her fingers through her wet folds, playing with herself in front of him, on full display just for him. ‘Can’t believe you played without me,’ her voice repeated in his head again, his mouth going dry as he thought of her looking at him with a pout while saying this, her pretty doe eyes staring at him with nothing but desire hidden behind their gaze.

He kept his strokes slow and controlled. This is so fucking wrong, he thought. If she knew…he couldn’t even think of the possibilities. She’d be disgusted, she’d be so upset. Matt would never be able to show his face in a public setting again.

“How was your day?” Matt asked in a soft voice, afraid that if he spoke any louder, his own voice would betray him. He watched as the smile on her face grew and he felt his heart twinge. This is so wrong. What the fuck is wrong with me.

“Aww Matty, you do care!” She teased. Matt let out a breathy chuckle, hoping she couldn’t hear the rasp in his voice. She began to list off the many side quests she endured on her day off from work, and Matt listened to every single thing she had to say. His eyes focused on her lips as she spoke to him. Her lips are so pretty. Fuck, I wanna kiss her so bad. I wanna feel her lips on mine. She’d look so fucking pretty with my dick in her mouth. I wonder how much she’d be able to take. Would I have to fuck her throat to make it all fit? Would she drool on my cock while I fuck her pretty mouth?

“Matt?”

He tugged at his cock, letting out a soft exhale when he heard her voice. Please say my name again. Say my name again. It sounds so pretty coming from you, I’ve never liked my name more than when it’s being said by you. His mind wandered off once more. What positions does she like? Would she prefer missionary? She’d look so pretty under me while I fuck her, her tits would bounce so nicely with every thrust I make. Or would she want something more intense? Would she want me to take her from behind? Would she want to be in charge? What turns her on? Does she wear lingerie?

“Matt…?”

Matt grunted softly under his breath, the speed of his strokes increasing just barely enough to tell. He focused his attention back on the call. “H-Huh?”

“I asked what you did today,” she repeated. “Did you have a good day?”

It took a moment for her words to register in his brain, his mind foggy with lust and desire, his cock dripping with arousal. He gave his shaft a gentle squeeze, a low growl forming at the back of his throat. “It’s much better now,” he admitted, earning a giggle from her in return. He smiled. He loved being able to make her laugh. It was something that most people couldn’t do, but Matt did it so effortlessly. He took pride in it; even his brothers couldn’t make her laugh nearly as easily as Matt could. “Didn’t do much, just-“ he stopped, trying to think of something to say other than ‘i sat around beating off to your pictures all day’. He cleared his throat, a moan threatening to escape as the warmth in the pit of his tummy grew. “Just stayed in bed all day.”

She rolled her eyes again, and Matt felt his balls grow heavy with arousal, his thumb rubbing at his tip with each slow stroke he made. Matt’s lips parted; he wanted to moan so bad. He wanted her to see what she does to him. He wanted her to know just how badly he wanted her. His eyes became glossy as he lost himself in a daze, staring at her through the screen.

“Are you okay? You’re acting weird.”

Matt nodded, still not taking his hand out of his pants. This is so fucking wrong. Why am I doing this? I’m risking our entire friendship. “Hey, I uh- I gotta go,” Matt stated abruptly. He didn’t want to go. He never wanted to go a minute without her, but if he didn’t leave the call soon, he’d end up in a world of trouble for sure.

“Oh…okay, well call me ba-“

Click.

Matt dropped his phone down onto his desk and leaned back in his desk chair, his shaggy hair falling in front of his eyes, strands of his hair sticking to his forehead as a thin layer of sweat began to form at his brow. He pushed his sweats and boxers down just enough to free his cock, a moan escaping him. He tugged the bottom of his sweatshirt and t-shirt up so as to not ruin it, a ritual that had become engraved into his brain from the regular reoccurrence of it. He grunted softly, tugging at his shaft desperately, his eyes screwing shut.

I need her. I need to have her, all of her. I need to feel her and taste her. I want to be between her legs, I want to taste how sweet she is, I want to watch her fall apart from just my tongue. I want to feel her squirm and run her fingers through my hair. I want to hear her whine and beg for more. Matt fisted at his cock, his strokes much faster than before. His breathing was uneven and heavy, almost panting like an animal. He needed her, he hungered for her, he craved her. Something about it was so primal. Every time he saw her or heard her, he had a full body reaction, one that he couldn’t control even if he wanted to.

Although, he really didn’t want to.

“Fuck, baby,” he groaned. As if on cue, his phone vibrated on his desk. His eyes fluttered open, a lustful dazed look glazing over his irises. He picked up his phone, a notification from snapchat flashing on his screen. Never ceasing his strokes, Matt opened the app and clicked on the new snap from her. His jaw went slack, pumping his cock in his fist even faster than before. He stared at her photo for much longer than he should have, but how could he not? She had her head tilted a bit, a confused look on her face with the words ‘not even a goodbye? so mean, matty’ printed across the photo.

“Fuck me,” he whimpered. She looks so cute when she’s confused. Fuck, the things I would do to paint her face with my cum while she looks at me like that…I’d probably get put on the FBI watchlist. He knew he needed to reply back soon, not wanting her to assume he was ignoring her. He just couldn’t bring himself to tap out of the photo. His cock ached, the desire building up inside of him. “Fuck, p-please,” he breathed out. Matt threw his head back, his strokes getting impossibly faster with each passing moment. Pre-cum oozed from his tip, his fist slick with his arousal.

Another snapchat notification from her came through and Matt inhaled sharply, tapping out of the photo and clicking on the new one. Matt choked out a whine, the muscles in his bicep tightening as he began to reach his high. “Fuck-“ he grunted. His breath caught in his throat as his mind went blank, pleasure coursing through his veins. It was like a drug to him. He couldn’t get enough of the feeling; It didn’t take long for him to get addicted to it, and soon enough once a day turned into twice a day, which turned into three times a day, which turned into too many fucking times to count.

He groaned, a string of vowels passing his lips, his jaw hanging low as he watched his cum spurt from his tip. He breathed in short heavy pants, slowing his strokes to ride out his orgasm. Five ribbons of white hot cum painted his lower stomach. His dick throbbed from the intensity of his orgasm and his body shivered as he slowly came down from his high.

It took a handful of minutes for Matt to realign his senses. His chest rose and fell with even breaths, his dick rested in the puddle of cum on his abdomen. He looked at his hand, his mess coating his fingers and his palm. I wonder if she’d lick my hand clean. Would she suck on my fingers? Would she look up at me with her infamous puppy dog eyes while she does it?

His eyes darted back to his phone, his heart racing as he quickly remembered that he still hadn’t replied to her. He groaned softly upon seeing her pretty face on his screen, her previous snap still on full display for him. He took another moment to admire her before tapping out of the photo. Matt quickly fixed his hair with his clean hand, wiping the sweat from his forehead with the back of his forearm. He picked his phone back up and quickly snapped a photo of himself. He typed a response before sending it to her.

Matt waited for a response, not caring about the mess that still hadn’t been attended to. The nerves in his brain lit up like a Christmas tree as she opened his snap, the endorphins filling him with dopamine as she sent back another photo. He was quick to open it, not caring if she caught on to his eagerness.

He tucked his cock back into his boxers, pulling them back up along with his sweats. He stood up, holding the bottom seam of his shirt up, quickly making his way to the bathroom to clean himself up. He peeked out into the hallway, making sure Nick and Chris weren’t anywhere near before slipping into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.

Matt cringed at the sticky feeling on his hand, quickly turning on the faucet at the sink, running his hand under the water to rinse most of his mess down the drain. He dried his hand, then grabbed a handful of tissues, cleaning up the rest of his cum before discarding the used tissues into the waste bin. He let his shirt fall down to cover his torso, his eyes landing on his reflection in the mirror. His gaze darted away, disgusted with what he saw.

You’re a terrible friend. If she ever found out, you’d be lucky to not have a restraining order against you. What the fuck is wrong with you. How can you even call yourself her best friend. You don’t deserve her.

He left the bathroom in a hurry, slipping back into his room, gently kicking the door shut behind him. He sat back down at his desk, picking up his phone once again.

Without a second thought, he opened his facetime app, clicking on her contact. The phone only rang twice before she answered, her pretty face illuminating the screen after the call connected. Matt offered her a warm smile, propping his phone up on his desk. “Sorry I hung up on you before,” he mumbled softly, scratching the back of his neck as his gaze landed on her. He picked his headset up off of his desk, holding it for her to see. “Wanna run duos with me?”

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a/n: omg guys, what do we think is gonna happen?

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hithisischris · 4 years

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New Years debut DD

Happy belated (like really belated) NEW YEAR. I hope this year is prosperous for us all. Now I decided to do this the night of New Year’s Eve but I had no idea what to write I just know I wanted to write and I finally got some inspiration, anyway I hope you really like it!

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An official year since David and I met, it’s strange knowing that if Georgie hadn’t ended things with me two weeks before the new year, Maya would have never dragged my ass to that party.

“Babe what are you thinking of?” David’s soft voice brought me back to reality “I was just thinking of how we met, and how the fans won’t like me, they’ll think I’m not good enough for you. Which I’m not but you insist I am and that if I leave you, you’ll hunt me down even if it meant leaving the country and looking for me in Europe or something.” He chuckled at my rambling and grabbed my hand, god his hands; they are always so warm and soft. “Y/n you’re gonna be okay, they’ll love you. And if they don’t then why should we care what they think when we love one another” he rubbed circles on my hand and kissed my forehead. “We will get through this together I promise you.” I nodded and looked up at the set up camera. “Are you ready to start recording?” this end of the year David decided to actually do something the first half of the day, later on we will be going out with the rest of our friends so he can get some footage but right now he decided to do the Girlfriend Tag video for his second channel to finally tell his fans about us. I nodded and smiled at him. He leaned down to me and kissed my lips softly.

I was out of the camera view as he introduced the video “alright welcome back to my second channel, this video is gonna be different. It won’t me any bloopers but you guys will love this video-” he did his big dimple smile and glanced at me from behind the camera, my heart was pounding, I fear that maybe the camera could hear it pounding out of my body. I smiled at him even though I was nervous.

“-today I will be introducing you to someone who has become very important to me for the past year-” he signaled me to come out from behind the camera and sit next to him. “-guys this is my very pretty girlfriend y/n and we will be doing the girlfriend/boyfriend tag” I smiled at the camera and he interlocked our hands. “Okay, y/n do you want to start or shall I?” I thought it over, my voice felt like it had dried out. Was the even possible? Could your voice dry out from nerves. Gosh this is why I was never in the vlogs the camera always made me feel like I was being investigated for something, its why David asked me a million times if I was okay with actually making this video and to be honest I was but I still feel like a frog in a laboratory. “Yeah I guess I’ll start” my voice came out scratchy he nodded and went to grab the dry erase boards we’d use to write down our answers. I grabbed my phone which was where we had decided to write all of our questions “okay so hmmmmm the first question is, where was our first date” we immediately wrote down our answers, it was Applebee’s. We showed the camera our answers and then I spoke again “you are right-” I looked at the camera and said, grinning, “David had gotten Natalie to rent it for two hours so we could have a private first date, I had chosen the location because I was honestly craving their fries and didn’t want it to be over the top.” He nodded along with me “yeah it’s true her first words to me were ‘you have no idea how badly I’ve been craving to come eat here’” he laughed at the memory and unlocked his phone to ask a question “hmph I need a hard one-” I laughed at that and my nerves were no longer at bay, it was just like any other time between just with a camera. “-when did you meet my family” he looked at me then the camera and started to write his answer, “doofus you said a hard one, I met them when you made a deal with Ilya that if you could find him, he would have to go with you to Miami” he reveled his answer and after the question it had started to just go back and forth until his last question.

“Okay last question for this video, when and his did we meet?” He smiled at the memory and I smiled at it too, I looked at the camera “we met last year on New Year’s Eve at this party Dom was throwing, my ex had just ended things with me after revealing he’d been cheating on me for a couple months. This happened two weeks before Christmas~” (memory)

“God y/n I have been cheating on you for the past five months, I don’t love you anymore and to be honest I don’t think I have for a while now” my face was hot and teary I couldn’t believe this, all I could think of was how naive I had been and if I could return his Christmas present. After he said that I vividly heard the door of my apartment slam. My friend maya found me on the couch looking up at the ceiling, the tears were already dried but it was obvious I had been crying. “I’m gonna cut the balls off that piece of shit.” I glanced at her and snorted, she hugged me to sleep that night. Maya had been coming over every night after that, she’d make sure I was eating and drinking plenty of water. She hasn’t pushed me into leaving the house and I was thankful but after Christmas came around she decided that I should leave the house. “Okay come on y/n we are done moping and thinking of that selfish jerk. Kayla heard of this party on New Year’s Eve and it’s supposed to be super fun so we are going” I smiled at her and was greatful I had her so I nodded my head and as the night of New Year’s Eve neared she already had a dress picked out for me.

“Okay so have your phone on you on all times just in case we get separated, do not fucking hesitate to tell me if you want to leave. And lastly, are you sure you want to go out we could stay home and watch Boy Meets World on Disney+” I nodded and giggled at her “yes I am sure Maya, now let’s go before Kayla starts spamming you with messages” she snorted and grabbed we made our way downstairs once we got the notification that our Uber arrived. When we had arrived the party was in full blast the stench of weed and the beat of the music could be heard/smelled from down the hall. We made our way into the kitchen looking for drinks “where the fuck are the beers in this place” Maya shouted as we entered the small kitchen “they are in the cooler by the counter” we heard a voice behind us, maya said a quick thanks and grabbed two, I glanced to see who had given us the answer, “you look familiar” I said, maya turned around at my voice and looked at the guy in front of me “holy shut he does” he chuckled and was gonna respond to us when it clicked “youre that guy that dated that girl from that one show, Ohmygod I’m not gonna get this out of my head till I get it. What was her nameeee” Maya opened our beers handing me my bottle, the guy looked at us with excitement and curiousity “holy shit it was Cierra Remirez!” He let out a laugh and nodded. “Yep that’s my ex” he said it with a hand rubbing his neck “my name is Jeff, what are your names?” He seemed to be interested in Maya as he kept glancing at her, I giggled and said “I’m y/n this is Maya” he shook my hand and then mayas shaking her hand a little longer. “So what are you doing in an ordinary party like this I thought you hung out with that guy, what’s his name?” He grinned and finished my sentence “David Dobrik.” I nodded my head. I had heard of his name here and there and knew what he did to get famous but I had never really watched his YouTube videos. “Well he needs his new year montage so he got Dom to throw this party and here we are” I nodded and for a while we made small conversation until I felt like I was third wheeling and said “I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick” I glanced at both of them so Maya would get the message of swiping him off his feet, it took me a couple minutes to find the bathroom and once inside I just opened my phone to scroll mindlessly on Instagram I hadn’t known how long I was in the bathroom for until someone opened the door and slipped inside my instincts went on high alert and looked for something Incase I needed to defend myself with. “Uhm excuse me?” The guy in front of me hadn’t noticed me, he had a camera and his forehead leaning against the door he seemed startled at the sound of me voice “holy shit I didn’t know someone was in here-” he quickly turned around “-I’m,,I’m sorry I should have knocked” his cheeks redend slightly, he was cute his hair in shambles and his eyes were captivating. “It’s totally fine I should have closed the door” it became quite the only sound heard was the beat of the music. “I’m David by the way” he extended his hand I had let my guard down feeling at ease with him “y/n. I think I just met your friend Jeff” he looked at little disappointed “so you’re a fan?” I shook my head “no I’ve heard your name before but I have not watched one of your videos” he smirked “that’s a first” he said.

(end of memory)“~after that we stayed in the bathroom sitting uncomfortably in the tub where he made a joke we’d probably catch a disease and forced me to watch a couple of his videos” David laughed “that is so not true I didn’t force you to watch them I said sorry since you’ve never watched any wanna watch a couple of them’ and you said yes” I shook my head “no you said you’d pay me to watch a couple videos and I was like no that’s dumb” he rolled his eyes but didn’t say another word just looked at me and started to smile “we should end the video.” I whispered to which he nodded “alright guys so that was the last question, I hope you guys enjoyed the video from now on you’ll be seeing this pretty lady in all my videos” I shook my head at his statement “well okay not all but I’ll try and get her warmed up for the camera” he gave his last dimple smile at the camera and turned it off.

“Ohmygod I can’t believe that took us two hours, how do you do that every day?” He laughed at my question “well usually I have more fun people to do this with” I immediately pouted and said “I’m hurt you’d say such a thing, I’m not talking to you anymore. You no longer get kisses” he laughed and tried to bring me closer to him I put all my weight to not move and shook my head “I won’t forgive you till you apologize” my face was breaking out into a smile as David kept trying to pull me towards him. He began sitting closer to me his hand resting on my waist “I’m sorryyyy now give me some sugar” I scoffed and glared at him, he pouted “you are the biggest clown I know” “oh so now I’m a clown” I began to laugh and start leaning into him. When I was centimeters from his lips I said “you should start editing if you want to get the video up” and got up to get some water from the kitchen he looked stumped and said “you are an evil person” I laughed and waved a soft bye as he got his laptop and started to work on the video.

An hour and a half had past since he started editing and I was casually watching Criminal Minds “andddd done” David said coming out of his room, I glanced back at him and smiled he sat down next to me and kissed my lips eagerly making up for the tease I gave him earlier. After a minute he stopped and got his phone out, opening Instagram he posted a photo of us a heart for a caption and tagged me. After he posted it he left his phone and leaned his head on my legs falling asleep as I rubbed his hair getting some energy before having to go out for the vlog.

Maya was one of the first people to text me with a screenshot of his post “fucking finally❤️” her message read, looking at the photo it had been the first photo we had taken in the uncomfortable tub with probable diseases. His dimpled smile and my own who had finally been at ease.

#david dobrik fanfiction #david dobrik #david dobrik x reader #david dobrik smut #david dobrik imagine

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qualquercoisa945 · 4 years

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Vicki’s heart of stone is really pretty but doesn’t have the emotion Nat/court have

short reply, i’ve answered it already

long one, anon why the f u c k did you send this to me i’m just gonna go off about vicki seymour now with the help of @footprintsinthefallingsnow and @lailaliquorice‘s analysis of her thank you so much for the opportunity but also i’m sorry if this isn’t what you wanted djfshgdkjfhksjhgdslkjgf

also tagging @we-stan-six-the-musical cause you’re the resident analyzer and i’m curious to hear your thoughts on the matter if you’ve got any and would like to share

okay so here’s the thing babes

maybe vicki seymour doesn’t show as much emotion, or at the very least not in the way that natalie seymour or courtney seymour do

but here’s the thing, i don’t think that’s the kind of take vicki wanted to take on the role. don’t get me wrong, i love natalie and courtney seymour as much as the next person, i’m a sucker for them!! but i love the unique take vicki uses when tackling seymour

firstly, something i want to make very clear right off the bat, even though i already said it in the post linked above, is that i don’t think vicki seymour is interested in the competition aspect of it all. she probably wants to win, don’t get me wrong, but that’s not her main focus. her main focus is telling her story and showing she’s just as deserving of telling her stories as the other queens are

moving onto her speech, vicki sounds almost anxious when saying “i’m pretty sure it’s my turn next”. she knows how lucky she was (something she addresses as soon as the queens are done mocking her), and she knows that there’s a good chance the audience and the other queens won’t take her story seriously, and those fears (at least in relation to the queens) are indeed well founded.

she continues with that anxious note to her voice up until she starts talking about how excited she was for getting to see edward grow up, at which point she sounds softly excited. because she wanted to see him grow up, and get to know her son. she sounds even happy. but then the anxiety returns, only for her tone to turn mournful during “i didn’t get to see any of that.”

and now, we’re onto the part of her speech where she speaks about henry. after boleyn’s “there was this really cute moment where i had a daughter and he chopped my head off” comment, she sounds regretful, apologetic, even. she stays just as soft as she explains why henry’s previous two marriages failed- because henry wanted a submissive wife, which was not what aragon and boleyn were. and she doesn’t sound condescending or judgmental at all. she sounds appreciative and impressed. i dare say even jealous.

because, in my eyes, one of the key features of vicki seymour is that she knows. she knows exactly how much of a piece of shit henry was. and she wishes she had done more. she wishes she could’ve fought more against him, stood up to him like her predecessors had with no trouble at all. but, like she says, she didn’t do any of that. because a key feature to jane seymour’s character as a whole, not just vicki’s portrayal of her, is that she’s trying to keep herself safe (something that vicki brings into light in her portrayal, but more on that later). and to keep herself safe, she couldn’t have stood up to him. it was too big of a risk.

and so she stayed silent. she stood firm, doing her best to avoid being the focus of henry’s anger and doing her best to please him as they waited for her to be pregnant and/or for their child to be born. as much as it hurt, she had to stay quiet. and so she did. and not because she was weak. but because she loved him.

because regardless of how you feel about henry and what his and jane’s relationship was like, something undeniable is that jane loved him. maybe not anymore in the context of the show (and also depending on the portrayal we’re talking about, see post linked in the beginning for a better explanation) but at one point, she definitely did.

and as she says “it’s because… i loved him,” she sounds regretful, almost bitter. she’s bitter that she was fooled by him. she’s, dare i say, angry. not at herself (although there’s definitely some self anger mixed in there) but mainly at henry. that he did that to her. but like she says. she loved him. but not anymore.

which brings us into heart of stone itself, and here is where i start talking more about nina and laila’s analysis of vicki seymour (once again, thank you both for sharing it with me!!)

vicki starts the song in a very soft voice, one that she keeps throughout the first verse and chorus, as well as some of the second verse. i take this part of the song as her genuinely speaking about henry, in hushed whispers to make sure she’s heard by as less people as possible. she’s scared, she doesn’t want to be hurt. so she’s soft, submissive even, in hopes of avoiding henry’s anger.

but once we reach the part of the second verse where she’s singing about eddie, it shifts. she raises her voice, for the first time since the beginning of her speech, and she sounds protective, angry. and this time not in the slightly subtle way she did during the “i loved him” line. it’s clear that she’s pissed. she’s pissed she’s nothing to henry without her son. and i don’t think the “my love will still be here” line is directed at henry. it’s at eddie. a promise that, no matter what, her love for her son will stay here.

and it doesn’t soften, even as she gets into the chorus. this time, she’s open in how she feels. she’s actively and properly standing up for herself, for the first time since the beginning of her speech, and speaking her mind with a firm voice.

but she softens near the end, something she carries onto the third verse and her voice turns melancholic for the beginning of it while she speaks about her death, only to turn back into that determined firmness once she starts talking about how she’ll stand by her son’s side.

which leads me into the final chorus. and holy fuck, the changes aren’t that many but the few or, really one, that there is makes such a huge difference. once again, thank you nina and laila for sharing your analysis with me because i never would’ve noticed this without you pointing it out.

the only change is during the first time she sings the chorus. instead of the usual whistle notes or belting that most actresses do during the “i’m unshakable” line, she sings it along with the other queens.

this is a tiny change, admittedly, even if it’s incredibly noticeable because it’s the climax of the song, but it makes a world of difference. to quote what laila said when she told me about it, “nat and courtney are asking please listen but vicki is screaming you will listen to me, in the face of the other queens laughing before hos.”

she’s done. she’s done with having to hide herself and beg for scraps of attention. she’s here and she is going to tell her story because she is damn worthy of it, and to hell with what everyone else thinks she’s worthy of or not. this anger is something she has in common with abby seymour, but unlike abby seymour, it is not her defining characteristic.

because you see anon, here is where the idea that vicki brings out the “keeping herself safe” aspect of jane’s character comes into play. because, while the defining characteristic of natalie’s portrayal is heartbreak and courtney’s is protectiveness (again, see post linked at the beginning) and abby’s is anger, vicki’s is self love, or better yet, self empowerment.

she’s angry, yes. but instead of using her energy to rage about henry like i get the impression of abby seymour doing, she uses it to bring herself up and onto the spotlight, to show that she deserves to be there and to tell her story every bit as much as the other queens do. to show that, just because she was “the only one he truly loved,” it doesn’t mean she didn’t have problems to deal with.

so to conclude anon, and i would apologize for the long answer but i’m not a liar and i’d be lying if i said i didn’t love writing this out, yes, vicki’s heart of stone isn’t as emotional as natalie’s or courtney’s. but that’s because it wouldn’t work with the portrayal that vicki gives. an emotional heart of stone wouldn’t work with the characterization that vicki gives jane, and quite frankly? it’s exactly the fact that vicki’s characterization is so unique that made me fall in love with vicki seymour. it’s not what you expect, but it works so fucking well, and i for one am so glad we got to hear it, and am so bitter it was a third cover because she was a fantastic seymour despite it.

#Anonymous #six #six the musical #six analysis #six the musical analysis #writing #analysis #jane seymour #vicki manser #vicki seymour #also seriously have you heard those belts? god i love vicki seymour #i had a blast with this honestly! i should do more analysis

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zanesgirlfriend · 5 years

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break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored | Jeff Wittek

Description: The reader is jealous of Jeff's girlfriend.

Requested?: yes by @witchywrter : Can you do a Jeff x fem!reader where reader joined the group and little after Jeff and the two immediately became like best friends until Jeff gets a gf and she makes Jeff and reader stop their friendship and there’s a bunch of angst and eventually they end up together! Tag me too please!!

A/N: i read this as y/n makes the reader and jeff stop being friends but idk if u meant the girlfriend made them stop being friends so sorry i just guessed.

Disclaimer: I know some other people have already written about this song!!!! im not trying to copy them or anything, i just thought the song fit really well with this request :) so no bad vibes please enjoy the fic!!!

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She was 'the new girl' that everyone was talking about. Comments, gossip blogs, twitter, even the rest of the vlog squad. The last new person was Jeff, so for some reason she instantly related to him. They became best friends very quickly, always going on hikes and working out together, and just sitting around David's helping eachother edit.

They seemed to know everything about eachother, and seemed one hundred percent comfortable with eachother. There was no denying she had feelings for Jeff, but she refused to make the first move in fear of rejection.

Text Message from my name jeff 2:39 AM

Text Message from my name jeff 2:42 AM

Text Message from my name jeff 2:48 AM

Missed Call from my name jeff 2:57 AM

"Y/n, your phone's ringing." Natalie gently pushed her shoulder in attempt to wake her up. She'd fallen asleep on David's couch. She lifted her head up grogily and grabbed her phone, hitting the answer button.

"Hey." She sat up and wiped the sleep from her eyes.

"Hey, can you take care of Nerf tonight?" His words were rushed, as if he was dying to hang up the phone.

"Yeah, why?" She was suddenly more awake now as she listened to what was going on in the background of the phone call.

"I'm staying at a friends house tonight. You have a key, right?" He said, still rushing to hang up as a girl kissed his neck.

"A girl friend?" She asked as she stood up to find her shoes. She could hear the girl sucking on his skin, awfully close to the microphone on his cell.

"Yeah, y/n, a girl friend. You have a key, right?" He asked again, running his free hand on the girls skin.

"Yes. I'll see you in the morning." She was short as she hung up.

"What was that about?" Natalie asked her. She noticed David took his headphones out to listen to the conversation.

"Jeff's out with a girl again and needs me to watch Nerf again." She emphasized the word 'again' to show her frustration. David perked up.

"I think it's the same girl as last time. The other day he told me he really likes some instagram model." David's comment infuriated y/n even more.

"Well, if he's dating this chick then can't he set up some doggy daycare ahead of time?" She picked up her bag and dug around for her keys. "Why doesn't he just give Nerf to me? I'm always the one that ends up taking care of him and I don't even get a thank you." She ranted.

Deep down she knew she was more mad about him seeing another girl than having to take care of sweet little Nerf.

"Have fun!" Natalie called as y/n slammed the door behind her. Natalie and David looked at eachother and laughed.

"She totally has a crush on him."

She pulled up to Jeff's apartment around 3:30am. She took Nerf out for a walk before putting some food in his bowl and making her way into Jeff's bedroom. She raided his closet for pajamas, slipping on a sweatshirt that smelled like him and leaving her jeans in a pile on the floor. Nerf walked into the room with a toy so she played with him for a while before they cuddled and fell asleep in Jeff's bed.

Jeff shut the door quietly as he came in. He didn't wanna wake up y/n or his dog. He walked over to his bedroom and peered in. Y/n was hugging his comforter as if it were a person, and he noticed how his sweatshirt she was wearing was riding up. He looked at her underwear for a moment before throwing another blanket overtop of her.

She woke up later than she usually did and suddenly remembered where she was. She crawled out of bed, Nerf missing from his spot, and went looking for Jeff. He was editing on the couch, Nerf next to him, waiting patiently for her to wake up.

"You should just give Nerf to me." She said as she plopped down next to him. He chuckled, but she didn't. "I'm serious, Jeff. You can't keep calling me over to dog-sit in the middle of the night every time you have a booty call!" She was still very mad.

"Well, I can't bring her here, she's allergic to dogs." He closed his laptop before looking over at y/n. "I have to lint roll myself before I even go near her." He tried to justify his actions, but it wss just pissing her off.

"Yeah, I bet that's the reason she's always taking your clothes off!" Her voice was dripping with sarcasam as she rolled her eyes and stood up.

"Why are you so pissed at me? I thought you were just doin' me a favor?" His hands gestured wildly as he watched her stomp off to find her pants.

"Doing you a favor? Jeff you haven't said thank you to me once for the however many times I've done this for you. It's me trying to keep your dog alive, not doing you a favor!" She was screaming now as she buttoned her jeans and collected her things.

"What the fuck is your problem all of a sudden?" He stood up, not wanting her to leave.

"My problem? My problem is that I do so much for you and you don't do shit for me. You don't even give me the time of day anymore. When was the last time you invited me on a hike? Three weeks ago." She tried to push past him but he stopped her.

"I'm sorry I'm goin' on hikes with my girlfriend instead of you. I didn't know I needed permission to do that." Jeff was sarcastic now, too, trying to get her to understand his side of things.

"God, Jeff. Just shut the fuck up for once!" She finally pushed past him and put her hand on the doorknob. "Let me know when she stops taking up all your time and you're available to have friends again." She slammed the door behind her.

They didn't talk for weeks. Any time one of them showed up near the other one of them would leave. The fans noticed the tension and the rest of their friends felt like their parents had gotten divorced. They were always forced to pick a person to hang out with, and it made things incredibly awkward.

One night it was some random persons birthday, but the vlog squad was invited to the party. Jeff had gotten there first with his girlfriend, but y/n had riden with David and a few other friends. She decided she would be the bigger person and stick it out. She was bored of fighting with him. She just wanted her Jeff back.

They eyed eachother all night, and nobody could tell if they were judging eachother or eye-fucking eachother. Jeff's girlfriend would notice y/n across the room and start grinding on him, or kissing him, or whatever she could do to try and assert her dominance. Y/n didn't care. She was dressed to the nines and wanted Jeff to know it. She grinded on every single person around them, and even threw in a few kisses with females to turn Jeff on. She knew he was watching.

Y/n got closer and closer to the couple as the night went on, but didn't make her move until Jeff's girlfriend left to pee.

"Long time, no talk." She said as she started to dance on him. His hands instinctively moved to her waist as he studied her face. "How's Nerf?" She asked.

"He's fine. How've you been?" Jeff was more interested in her than ever. They continued small talk and stared into eachothers eyes. The energy between them was different than ever before. Eventually Jeff's girlfriend returned and y/n slipped away in the blink of an eye.

Text Message from Y/N 🙃 12:14AM

break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored.

He smirked at his phone as he texted her back.

"What are you smiling at?" His girlfriend bitched. Y/n was right, and he was done with her anyway. Jeff showed her the text message.

"Bye." He waved to his ex-girlfriend as he went to find the girl he really wanted. He went upstairs in the random persons house and searched empty bedrooms. He found y/n sitting on the end of a bed, waiting for him. "Bored, huh?" He joked as he stripped his shirt off.

"Yeah." She scanned his body.

"Lemme fix that."

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kello-unknown · 4 years

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NEVER THOUGHT IT’D BE HER

Summary: Max lives an… entertaining life. She just got out of a relationship she thought would last forever. Meeting one person leads to more people in her life, and before she knows it, she’s falling in love with someone she never expected to fall in love with.

Words: 1,492

Warnings: like one flashback (but its a flashback of a flashback so), brief mention of alcohol consumption, flirty talk (kinda)

Author’s Note: dont forget if u wanna catch up on what happened in the last chapter, you can click down below and re-read and remember what happened to the gang lol :D

CHAPTER 1, CHAPTER 2, CHAPTER 3, CHAPTER 4, CHAPTER 5, CHAPTER 6, CHAPTER 7

MASTERLIST

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CHAPTER 8

THE next few days begin the same for the most part. Alex starts to wake up a bit earlier every day now that she’s becoming used to waking up in Max’s bed. The two see each other before Max leaves for work and Alex starts to plan for her day. Alex had called her boss, who had, over the course of the years she has worked there, become a close friend, and told her a brief story of what happened. Her boss told her to take as much time as she needed to recover, and Alex intended on doing just that.

Throughout the first week of her being at the house, Alex spends most of her days taking walks down the street and visiting the town since she lived a few towns over before everything happened. She gets home around five o’clock usually, and Max comes home from work a little more than an hour later. The two would eat dinner together and share their day. They’d watch a silly movie or something stupid so that there would be background noise as they would just talk to each other and enjoy the time they have. After a while, one of them would say that it was late and that they should go to bed, the other would agree, and the cycle of activities would repeat the next day.

One day, as she’s taking her daily walk, Alex comes by what looks like, to her, a night club. She walks by and realizes it’s just a bar. She’s practically explored the whole town at this point, and this seems to be the only bar in this area. Then it hits her. She remembers what Max told her about the night she and Natalie broke up.

After what feels like hours of crying, Max gets up and walks to the fridge, looking for the one thing that’s always been there for her whenever she’s had a problem that no one else could help her with. Downing one bottle of beer, she goes to grab another one, along with her house keys, and goes for a walk. Ten minutes go by, and she arrives at her go-to bar, stumbling in….

This must be the bar Max went to drown all of her sorrows. And by the looks of Max, there must have been a lot of sorrows.

Alex pulls her phone out of her pocket and goes through her text messages and clicks on one name. She hasn’t told anyone about what happened between her and Devin, not even Casey, her best friend since God knows how long. She couldn’t imagine life without her. Casey was always there for her, no matter what.

“Hey girlie, you doing anything tn? I have a lot to tell you…” She sent the text and looked back up at the bar front. She hears a ding, brings her face back down towards her phone and sees that Casey already texted her back. “omg yes ofc. its been a while, im sure u do lmao. have anywhere in particular u wanna go?” Alex smiles.

“There’s this cute bar I just found. ‘The Black Lion.’ Idk if you’ve ever heard of it, but I’ll send you the addy and meet you there.. say 8ish tn?”

“i think ive been there once or twice if memory serves. ill be there bitch ;)”

Alex puts her phone into her pocket and continues on her walk.

After being out for almost four hours on her walk, Alex gets back to the house around the same time she usually does and notices Max’s car in the driveway. Curious as to why she’s home much earlier than usual, she heads inside to see what’s up. Walking in the front door, she sees Max sitting at the counter on her phone. Max looks up to see her roommate and greets her. Alex does the same as she walks over towards her and asks why she’s home so early in the evening. “My boss was convinced I was too tired to work even though I already finished my work for the day. So, she sent me home early since ‘It’s Friday,’ and I should go out with my ‘friends to celebrate the end of another week.’ Her words, not mine,” Max explains.

Alex giggles. “Well good for you then, I guess. Anyways, I was actually going out with one of my friends tonight since I haven’t seen anyone in a while.” Max’s eyes widen.

“That’s great! Where are you guys gonna go?” she inquires.

“That bar in town.. I think it’s called ‘The Black Lion’?” Max nods.

“Oh! I love the BL! That’s my go-to bar. It’s great.” Alex smiles at Max’s enthusiasm. “Listen if anyone - and I mean anyone - gives you a problem trying to get in, tell them you know me. I’m a regular there and if that doesn’t work, call me. I’ll come down and show off the guns.” She then rolls up her sleeves and flexes her bicep. Alex bursts out laughing, and Max does the same not too long after she starts. After they both finish laughing, Alex, wiping tears off her face, excuses herself and starts to go get ready for her night out with Casey while Max goes to her text messages.

“You doing anything tn? I got the house to myself if you wanna come over ;)??” She sets her phone down to walk to the fridge and grabs a drink. On her way back over to the couch, she picks up and checks her phone to see if she had gotten a message. Nothing yet. She tosses her phone onto the couch, grabs the remote and sits down. As soon as the tv is on, she hears a chime coming from her phone. She leaves whatever is playing on the tv and picks up her phone.

“im actually going out with one of my friends tn lol. maybe later on in the weekend if u can? its been a while ;).” Max sighs. She hasn’t seen Casey in a while since Alex has moved in. But she gets it. It’s a bros before hoes type thing.

“I get it lmao. I’ll have to check ahead to see if I have any work to do,” she knew she wouldn’t have any work, but she likes to play hard to get sometimes, “but I’d love to get together over the weekend. Have fun tn.” As if almost on cue, Alex emerges from the bedroom. She’s got on a pair of blue skinny jeans and a black – no, maybe dark grey – crop top on. She walks over to the couch with her black heels in her hand. “Well you look cute. Are you trying to get with this friend of yours tonight or are you just trying to make him drool?”

Alex rolls her eyes. “First, thank you for the compliment. I finally went back to the apartment to grab most of my clothes. Luckily, Devin wasn’t there so I didn’t have to deal with him.” Max nods. “Second, no I am not trying to get with my friend, and lastly this friend is a girl. So politely fuck off.” She sends a smirk to Max, who just chuckles and throws her hands up in surrender.

“Alright. You can still technically get with her, you know. My first statement still stands, though. You look hot.”

Alex raises an eyebrow. “I thought I looked just cute a few seconds ago. Now I’m hot? What made you change your mind?” she teases. “Is it the heels? It’s definitely the heels,” she says, as she now sends a wink to her roommate.

Max sits in her spot on the couch, laughing softly while shaking her head. Alex stands up and starts to gather what she needs for her escapades and heads for the front door. Before she leaves, she hears Max yell out, “If you need the bedroom tonight, make sure you text me at least 10 minutes before you get home!” Alex laughs, yelling out a quick “Okay!” as she closes the front door. She walks down the driveway, grabs her phone to text Casey to tell her she’s leaving now, and starts her walk to the bar.

When she’s just around the corner from the bar, Alex texts Casey to see if she’s close. As she walks up to the front of the bar, she sees her best friend coming from the other direction. She smiles, walks past the bar and up to Casey. They both hug each other tightly.

The two get in without a problem, the bouncer having recognized Casey from her coming to the bar so many times before tonight. The two sit down at one of the tables in the corner of the bar and their night begins.

tags: @maggie-elise13, @elizabethfictionwriting, @lesbian-deadpool, @the-very-tired-gay, @timelords-13, @tangled-up-in-bad-decisions, @natashaswhitesuit, @its-a-me-mario-hihi, @marvelfansince08love

#never thought itd be her #ntibh #short story #story #mine #kello-unknown

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luciana-galvez · 5 years

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Giving In

Fandom: The Dirt

Words: 1.2k

Pairing: vince neil x reader

Warnings: smut

Notes: i know i said i don’t write smut so i’m very surprised how this turned out. huh. (also sidenote this is the most explicit i’m ever gonna get with smut so i’m probably still not the right person if you have smutty requests)

Request: Anonymous: Your writing is amazing and could u write some smut for vince neil? Thanks

You sat at the countertop that served as the bar and watched the room as you were sipping on your drink. It was the first time you had come to one of the band’s notorious parties, and so far, you understood the hype. The music was blasting, people had to come in through the window because the door had been kicked down too often, there were drugs everywhere, and earlier, you had walked into Tommy and Natalie having sex in the bathroom.

It actually was Natalie who had gotten you to join her tonight. She had been dating Tommy for a couple of weeks, and after all the stories you heard, and having joined her her at a couple of their shows, you had agreed to come and find out if Mötley Crüe lived up to their reputation.

“Enjoying yourself?” you were ripped from your thoughts and looked up. Vince had come up next to you, and he was casually but seductively leaning against the bar, shirtless under his jean jacket.

You looked him up and down before answering. “I am.”

“You’re Natalie’s friend, right?” he asked, leaning in a little bit.

“I am,” you repeated and innocently looked up to him. “And you are?”

He obviously hadn’t expected that, because he blinked in surprise, but was quick to cover it up with a confident smile. “I’m Vince.”

“And how do you know the band, Vince?” you asked, and thoroughly enjoyed the look on his face. He was obviously used to people knowing who he was. And you did, but you weren’t going to make it that easy for him. He had to at least work for it a little bit.

In fact, you have had your eyes on him from the first time you had seen them with Natalie last week. The energy he had on stage was so attractive that you found it hard to stick to your act right now, but you reckoned it would be worth it in the end.

“I’m,” he started and needed a second, “in the band.”

“Oh, you are?” you replied innocently. “My bad.”

Vince smirked and casually sunk in the seat next to you. “I’ll let you make up for it.”

“Oh, that is mighty generous of you,” you told him and turned in your chair to face him. “What do you have in mind?”

“I can think of a few things,” he purred seductively, and you grinned.

“I’m sure you can. But what makes you think I am interested?”

“Because I can take you places you have never even dreamed of.”

“Mhh,” you shrugged. “I usually don’t dream about mediocrity.”

“Ouch,” Vince exclaimed and grinned from ear to ear. “You are mean.”

“Yes,” you replied and leaned in. “I’m also demanding, always right, and,” you leaned further in and whispered the last part into his ear, “most likely out of your league.”

You leaned back and watched the grin on his face grow even bigger.

“I do like a good challenge,” he told you.

“Good.”

“So, how come no one has put the moves on you yet?” he asked, and you raised an eyebrow at him.

“Oh, a couple of people have tried,” you said and took a sip from your beer. “But so far, none of the guys, or girls, managed to keep my attention.”

Vince groaned at your implication. “Oh my god,” he muttered. “Where have you been all my life?”

You grinned and bit your lip. You had promised yourself to not give in too quickly, but with him sitting right in front of you and shamelessly flirting, you were struggling to remember why you shouldn’t give in. You took another big sip from your beer and put it down on the counter.

“I’m going to go to the bathroom,” you announced and had to suppress a grin at the clear disappointment in his face. After a few steps you turned back around to him. “Are you coming or what?”

The disappointment was instantly wiped from his face and replaced by a big smirk. “What the fuck do you think?” he asked happily and got up to follow you.

As soon as you closed the door to the bathroom, Vince was all over you. He pressed you to the door and was kissing you eagerly, and you willingly opened your mouth to allow him access. His hands started exploring your body right away, with one hand wandering under your shirt and the other one eagerly cupping your breasts over the shirt.

You ran your hand through his hair as he moved on to your neck, leaving a trail of wet kisses from under your ear all the way down to your collarbone. You moaned when he sucked at the soft spot just at the base of your neck, but when you saw him starting to fumble with his jeans, you were quick to gently push him off of you.

“Mhh, not so fast Casanova,” you teasingly told him and took a step around him as Vince whined in protest. With a small hop, you jumped to sit on the counter.

“I did say that I was going to make you work for it, didn’t I?” you sang innocently. And then you slightly lifted your skirt and slowly started moving your legs apart, raising an eyebrow at him invitingly.

A mischievous smile spread on his face and it didn’t take long before he was on his knees and started trailing kisses up your thighs. You slightly scooted forward until you were on the edge of counter and leaned your head against the mirror.

You had to admit it, Vince really knew what he was doing. Being a rockstar that could have any woman he wanted, you expected him to be sloppy, because if you didn’t have to work to get laid, it was likely that you stopped working while getting laid, but the things he was doing with his mouth left you shaking.

You whimpered as he hit your sweet spot, but just before he pushed you over the edge, you carefully pulled him up by his hair. “Now are you going to fuck me, or what?” you rasped, breathing heavy.

“What the fuck do you think?” he repeated and leaned in for another kiss with the biggest shit-eating grin yet. You laughed as he easily lifted you off the counter and put you down, and you were quick to open his jeans.

To say he was ready was an understatement, and you bit your lip as you pressed your body against his. You used your left hand to teasingly play with him while biting his earlobe. “Have you been a good boy?” you whispered, and Vince moaned.

“Mhh,” he rasped. “The best.”

He let you do it for a moment longer before putting his hands on your hips and pushing you away. “Turn around,” he instructed, and you were happily following his instructions.

You slightly leaned forward and held on the counter, parting your legs to allow him easier access, and when you felt him aligning himself with your entrance, you almost burst with anticipation.

“Holy shit,” Vince groaned as he pushed himself into you and you couldn’t help but moan his name.

Giving in was definitely the best choice you had made today.

tags: @supernaturalvikingwhore @miserablecunt

#the dirt #the dirt imagine #the dirt fanfiction #vince neil #vince neil imagine #vince neil x reader #fanfiction #imagine

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dcarhcarts · 5 years

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What’s your OTP for your Muse(s)

Call it a copout but I don’t want to list cause it will.......be v v long but in general any canon ships, also Muse x Happiness

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

Pretty much everything up to explicit NSFW. I will take fade to blacks. The caveat being that EVERYTHING IS COMMUNICATED. Please don’t spring a fade to black/random pregnancy/a massive breakup/idk whatever else on me without talking to me first?? I don’t mind horribly if the relationship is a little toxic....but like, intentionally. Like we both know that it’s toxic and we’re actively wriitng it toxically in an interesting...way?

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

I think....more than 8? My grandparents are 8 years apart so personally for me this is the largest age gap I know a couple to have. Obviously, that age gap being not uncomfortable is always dependent on the fact that both muses are of age. Shipping an underage character with an adult is just....no thnx.

Are you selective when shipping?

Yes and no. This is a trick answer. On the one hand I’m not and on the other hand I am? I get the ship feels very fast if our interaction/plotting sparks the Chemistry Feel, but also the Chemistry Feel is very specific and if I don’t feel it, I don’t feel it. IDK if that’s selectivity or just......normal shipping.

And then there’s also the fact that in general if our muses have a canon relationship, odds are that I probably ship them and want to write shippy stuff. B u t the kicker with all of that is that I don’t like shipping with someone just based off a canon connection bc there is every possibility that I will figure out later on that our portrayals don’t mesh very well or that I don’t actually have the Chemistry Feel from between our muses during the interaction, and I like...I never want to ship for the sake of having the ship? So like.....always talk to me first. Some plotting or interaction would be Best before we decide if shipping can happen.

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

When clothes start coming off or when That Kind of Touching (tm) starts happening. That’s where I’d like a fade to black thnx haha no sexual NSFW on this blog pls thnx.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

Hi is this where I LOVE ALL MY SHIP PARTNERS cause here i come. if i missed anyone it’s honestly cause i just got off a 4 hour shift of nothing but leaving answering machine messages and my brain is mush.

@personnages I’m only tagging one blog so I don’t spam the hell out of you but bUDDY PAL WE PLAY SHIP ROULETTE SO MUCH. There are so many that if I put all of them I’ll probably lose my place and cry but my favorites include: Pierre/Marya, Sonya/Andrei, Cass/Anya, plus you be the OG mr. darcy to my lizzie / OG andrei to my pierretasha so like!!!! legendary!!

@gcneralvaganov my partner in crime re: Glenya, Glima, and Glimya. You’re?? actually the 8th wonder in the world??? and I love you???

@skylarkmuses IN THIS HOUSE WE STAN SUSAN/TARAN. SURAN???? TASAN???? ANYWAY WE STAN. Just. I love them. They temper each other perfectly. ALso Im yelling about the mcfreaking Anya/Death Angel and we haven’t even really gotten shippy in thread

@outofthelight / @slackerphilosopher The Evan to my Zoe, the Henry to my Natalie <3 love ya Callie. love that we agree that our kids deserve i n f i n t e softness.

@starblcssd a sAINT AND MY SAVING GRACE WHO ADDED DIMA AFTER FIVE YEARS OF ME CRYING ON THE TAG. Like everyone else you write, your Dima?? may as well have just walked off the stage and straight into these posts.

@moretreasurewithin aNOTHER SAINT WHO PLAYS DIMA AND S O WELL I LOVE YOU and all our threads. I love how our Dimya ship has a bit more taste of the animated movie to it!!

@anastcsie what would dima be w/o *john mulaney voice* HIS WIFE??????? look dima is basically ned from the try guys with how much he talks/thinks about his wife probably.

@spareisms Dima adores???? the squishiest princess. Anna’s his sunshine, that’s it, thank you.

@tsvxtok while we’re on the topic of people dima adores.....Dima would literally die for Senya ok??? it’s established c a n o n facts. not that you’re going to let him die, but I can try, can’t I? lololol

@soulcrossed tHE SOPHIE TO MY HOWL. THE MICHAEL TO MY MARTHA. AND HOPEFULLY, IF I HECKLE YOU ENOUGH, THE BEN TO MY LETTIE. in any case, you’re brilliant, I love that we’re literally the entire hmc rpc, and i’m so soft for all our kids???

Does one have to ask to ship with you?

Yes. Please. Even if it’s a canon ship that you know explicitly I ship, honestly. Please always ask. If you’re too shy to ask, send me an ask with “<3?” or smth, and I ‘ l l take it upon myself to hop into your IMs and guess which ship we might want to talk about until I get it right. 99% of the time I’ll say yes, but it’s just 1) good manners 2) good to let me know? because sometimes we’re writing something vaguely shippy but I would just like the verbal confirmation? it’s almost like my muse poking yours and being like “so are we dating now” except it’s me poking you and being like “are we shipping now??”

And also sometimes our muses have clear chemistry but I have Hard Lines on how I ship with that muse (i.e.....Anatole). Or sometimes I don’t really want to ship, and your muse might just have to have unrequited feelings.

How often do you like to ship?

I am a l w a y s onboard when there’s chemistry. If my muse is making heart eyes obviously I can’t stop them lmao. Likewise if they’re really not feeling it....sorry nah.

Are you multiship?

Y e p. Multimuse, Multifandom, h e l l a multiship.

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

I’m not ship-obsessed but I think ships are fun, and I would like ships for my muses. I spent a long time doing rp like...avoiding ships, bc they were generally not a part of the rp experience that I really enjoyed, based on past experience? But now I’ve got the Most Wonderful Ship Partners and while I don’t n e e d ships, I know that I want them!

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

"Current fandom” lmao who is that????? How do I pick out of my 1701 fandoms?? I mean........I’ve been looking at a l o t of Kastle edits lately....sooooo that? I’m also catching up on my Punisher sooooo.

Finally, how does one ship with you?

COMMUNICATION!! Plotting! You can skip the initial interaction thread and hop straight into my IMs/Discord if you want, but plotting is the most important element I can think of when it comes to shipping with me. Always let me know what’s going on. Always build on our character relationships. And like..........tell me outright if you wanna ship!!

tagged by: @skylarkmuses

tagging: .....uhhh whoever wants to I guess, this thing got v long and i don’t wanna accidentally put pressure on anyone jfaskl;jflsadf

#( tagging game ) ✵ ~ DARLING IF YOU LOVE ME WOULD YOU LET ME KNOW ~ /#((i'm just. posting all the tagging games lmao))

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chosospersonalkitten · 5 years

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Alphabet Tag!

I was tagged by my love @sheisdreamingsheisdreaming I missss youuuuuuuuuuu

Sorry I didn’t do this earlier:((((

a // age: 21, gonna be 22 in March

b // birthplace: California

c // current time: It is 11:09 PM

d // drink you last had: Coca Cola (i really should drink more water, Noah Centineo would be ashamed of me)

e // easiest person to talk to: @sheisdreamingsheisdreaming @miss-noo-na and @bluebanter also my mom, I can literally tell her almost anything

f // favourite songs: hnnnngg i have to many to narrow it down

g // grossest memory: One time I kissed a boy in high school and I was getting over a cold but I was still a little eh and um we kissed and my snot got on him and i didn’t know what to do so I wiped his face???? and he liked it????????

h // horror yes or horror no: NO, NO HORROR UNLESS I’M WRITING IT

i // in love? with my dogs? with my friends? platonic love yES

j // jealous of people: not really

k // kids of your own some day? if by kids you mean dogs then yes I will have plenty of kids (but lowkey I don’t know, as an asexual, the making kids part is ehgghhh)

I // love at first sight or should I walk by again? oh god no, I thought this in high school and even my first boyfriend was a “should I walk again” type thing, and he ended up being horrible so moral of the story get to know your potential lover and DON’T EVER DATE SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE SAY YOU LOOK GOOD TOGETHER and real life foreshadowing exists

m // middle name: technically Natalie is my middle name, but I’m going to switch it to my first

n // number of siblings: 2, but I don’t really talk to one of my siblings...

o // one wish: for all kpop fans to understand that EXO and BTS don’t hate each other, and that people aren’t better than other people because they’re paler??? (but a cultural anthropologist can dream)

p // person you called last: my aunt, but she accidentally called me so I returned her call BUT before that it was my childhood best friend @yagirldreezy

q // questions you’re always asked: Are you (every other ethnicity that isn’t Mexican)? Are you sure??? (Yes I’m suRE)

r // random fact about you: too many sockkkkksssss and I have a lot of hoodies lol

s // song you last sang: BOSS by NCT U (my lil brother loves kpop just as much if not more than I do and he chills to this song)

t // time you woke up: 9 AM but then I told myself I deserved 5 more minutes and then woke up at 10:42

u // underwear colour: I’m still festive, pink with cactuses dressed as christmas trees lol

v // vacation destination: Irelanddddddddd (i’m not sure why anymore) Japan, Australia (but like those big spiders YIKES NO THANKS), Virginia City in Nevada because Ghost Adventures

w // worst habit: I stab my nails harshly into my fingers or palm when I’m nervous or when I’m trying not to smile, not hard enough to break the skin but it does hurt. Also I literally can’t still sit, a part of me (mostly my legs) HAVE to be moving

x // x-rays: I sprained my ankle in middle school and got an x ray, I DISLIKED the lady who did it because she put pressure on my ankle and I was already crying over it and she over here hurting me more. Second x ray was for my right wrist but nothing came up so I had to get like 2 MRIs and I missed my follow up sooooooooo hnnnnnnnggg

y // your favorite food: Any Mexican food lol, sushi, kbbq, ramen, PIZZA, I started getting into Indian food and I’m in love

z // zodiac sign: Aries!

Tagging my babies! @miss-noo-na @bluebanter and whoever sees this and wants to do it!!!

#personal #me #natalie #kfantasiescometrue

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5view · 6 years

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about ya girl 💐🌈

Rules: Tag 15 people you want to know better.

I was tagged by: @ayzis thanks natalie! ✨

Relationship Status: my phone’s camera roll is all pictures of my cat

Favourite colours: all the pastel colours!!

Lipstick or Chapstick: lipstick but chapstick’s more important obv

Favourite Food: chicken pasanda (I kind of consider myself a vegetarian but i’d die for this n prawn puri) and milk chocolate

Song(s) stuck in my head: it’s mostly yo yo honey singh - dil chori (yo yo honey singheeee), zack knight, jasmin walia - bom diggy diggy, guru randhawa - kaun nachdi (could the sonu ke titu ki sweety soundtrack have been any catchier?? goddamn), monsta x - livin’ it up and anitta - medicina honourable mentions to those who also tend to pop up in my head when i’m trying to sleep: ikon - killin’ me, blur - tender, troye sivan ft. ariana grande - dance to this, seungri ft. b.i - mollado

Last movie I watched: lipstick under my burkha (but i’m in the middle of watching cidade de deus)

Top 3 TV shows: i’m a tv shows junkie so choosing only 3 is too hard lmao. my fave show of all time is Gilmore Girls, but I also adore that 70s show (minus the last season) & sense8 (worth mentioning: skins, broad city, b99, shameless, a:tla, w two worlds, jane the virgin, stranger things, f.r.i.e.n.d.s)

Books I’m currently reading: reasons to stay alive by matt haig, ariel by sylvia plath, six of crows by leigh bardugo

Last thing I googled: homemade mask for dry and curly hair 🤘😔

Time: 03:33am (im gonna finish this tomorrow though)

How many blankets do you sleep in: one all year round, even if i’m dying from the heat I can’t sleep without a blanket

Dream Trip: india, all of europe, japan, new zealand, australia, costa rica, brazil, hong kong, south africa... tbh i want to go pretty much everywhere 🙏

Anything you really want: knowing what to do with my life, not having to worry about money

Age: 22 (the fact that I can’t relate anymore when dean sings “she’s 21 now”...tragic)

Birthplace: south of belgium

Current time: 13:59

Drink you had last: latte macchiato

Easiest person to talk to: not even myself bc im a dumbass (ok thats a lie -not the dumbass part- i can think of two friends)

Favourite song(s):

i’m gonna keep it to kpop:

D (half moon) by dean ft. gaeko,

view, tell me what to do by shinee,

I am you, you are me by zico,

just chill, white tshirt by jonghyun,

airplane by ikon,

in my dream by hanhae ft. gaeko,

baby baby, sentimental, air, fool by winner,

all the way up, hands up, honeymoon by b.a.p,

am 4:44 by yongguk,

save me, road/path, spring day, run by bts,

her by block b,

blue moon by hyolyn,

teenager, moon u by got7,

thinking about chu by sam kim ft. loco,

cheese & wine, martini blue by dpr live,

destroyer, all in by monsta x,

paradise by millic ft. fanxychild,

yes no maybe by suzy,

nobody else by junho,,,

there’s more but i’m gonna stop here 🙈

Grossest memory: it’s actually so gruesome I don’t feel comfortable writing it lol. umm what else... a couple summers ago I was smoking by myself while looking at the night sky and I started feeling sick out of nowhere and then I vomited....that was pretty damn yucky (if you’re reading this and you’re underrage 🤓....don’t smoke kids. or like, be careful about it (shshdbjf idk what i’m saying))

Hogwarts house: hufflepuff

In love?: I barely remember what having a crush feels like lmao...🧐

Jealous of people?: jealous, no. envious, however....yeaaaah 😕 i’m trying to work on it

Killed someone?: i’ve killed exactly zero (0) people

Love at first sight or walk by again?: love at first sight is nice only in fiction and even then I tend to roll my eyes at it lmao. you’ve got to get to know someone before you can truly come to love them

Middle name: Keeva (I guess my parents were like if we’re gonna write her first name in the french way let’s at least give her an irish middle name or whateva)

Number of siblings: 0

One wish: one day I wanna experience being at least a semi-functioning human being. and I want to be truly happy

Person you last called: I never call people but I had to do an Adult Phone Call earlier, and not to be dramatic but I wanted to d*e

Questions you’re asked the most: if i’m gonna start school again, or basically just what the hell I plan to do with my life. also “your last name...?” followed by by a “r u dumb” look every time I have tell my last name bc its english and here people use it as a first name. as if I don’t know what my last name is gmksndkf I hate

Reasons to smile: uhhhhh the fact that i’ve music in my life... and as i’m writing this i’m talking to someone rly lovely at the same time! @glasses-and-bandana-s on devrait faire un squad des belges mdr

Song you last sang: some belgian/french songs in the shower lmao (which I dont usually listen to but that’s all my stepsisters love and after spending time with them it gets stuck in my head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) so that’s marwa loud - bad boy, damso - bruxellesvie, dadju - bob marley, sous contrôle ft. niska, lartiste ft. caroliina - mafiosa, stuff like that

Time you woke up: 8:50 after having slept just a couple hours 💀

Underwear color: red

Vacation destination: I?? for some reason really want to go to ibiza right now (it doesnt help that my stepsisters go there a lot bc they can stay at their aunt’s...and i’m just stuck in the middle of nowhere 😂) or greece!! put me in delphi, give me money to occasionally buy food and alcohol (what? i’m belgian), and just leave me there for a week. also I will need a supply of lipstick. not saying what for.

Worst habit: procrastinatinggggg, god do I procrastinate!! even at 12 I would wait until 1am to start studying (and do my homework right before class lol), and nothing has changed I still wait until the last second to do anything

X-rays?: I’ve had a few because i’m a complete disaster... the last one was of my head lmao

Zodiac signs: gemini sun/venus, taurus moon/mercury/mars, virgo rising (i’m putting this out there but I don’t really know what it all means lmao)

i’m tagging: @seoktjin @fatescenario @chanuwu @http-lance @glasses-and-bandana-s @alycestark @justforyoump3 @killingmemv @sghoneygirl @jinhuwuan @linearplanes @je0nified @ddudu2x @reallyreally @mxno @jijagi if any of you feel like doing it 💫✨

#another tag aka me rambling when i don't even need to !#i'm so sorry @ anyone who read the entire thing oh my god glqksndkfk #i'm tagging mostly people i haven't talked to yet i hope that's okay!!#if you don't want to pls feel free to say it :')#n e way thats it ily!!

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my-stomach-hurts · 7 years

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92 Questions tag

I was tagged by @haydedeath Thanks for tagging me my dud!!!! LAST: 1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: The best friend™ 3. Text message: “Yee eggs” to other best friend™ 4. Song you listened to: Bob Dylan - Don’t Think Twice, It’s alright 5. Time you cried: Last friday, squished my finger in a press lol HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: no 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: yes 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Never LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. Yellow 13. Orange 14. Green IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes 16. Fallen out of love: no 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes oc 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Can’t remember tbh, who really cares tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 19. Met someone who changed you: no 20. Found out who your friends are: Always knew 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Don’t have a facebook GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: ↑ 23. Do you have any pets: Sisi isn’t actually my cat but he loves and trusts me most so that counts 24. Do you want to change your name: No need to 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went eating in a restaurant with maybe 6 friends??? Got wasted together afterwards 26. What time did you wake up: Didn’t go to sleep B) 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sorting my music and organizing my pinboard 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Shrek 5, I’m 100% p u m p e d 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: She’s in the car with me right now 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: A less abusive household would be nice 31. What are you listening to right now: The Beatles - Hey Jude 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: This car ride, I’ve been in this car for almost 10 hours now and I’m starving 34. Most visited websites: Youtube LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME. 35. Mole/s: yea 36. Mark/s: yea 37. Childhood dream: I’ve always wanted to be as close to the stars as possible so I guess my dream was becoming an astronaut. It still is but my eyes can’t be corrected to 100% eyesight so that won’t happen 🙆🏻 38. Hair color: brown 39. Long or short hair: shortshort 40. Do you have a crush on someone: no 41. What do you like about yourself: My synesthesia 42. Piercings: None 43. Blood type: We never made a test apperently wow, no idea 44. Nickname: Bibi, Bubbls, Bibs, Baba, Babsi, Beb, Bärbl and Bäbsl. Love nicknames so much, theyre the best 45. Relationship status: Single 46. Zodiac: Capricorn 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV show: Rick And Morty, Parks and Recreation and RPDR, don’t watch too many series, wish I would tho 49. Tattoos: no 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: I’ve had two surgeries, one on my leg and one on some organ lol i was young and nobody wanted to specify for some reason 52. Hair dyed in different color: I recently got caramel highlights done!! 53. Sport: Track and field, started football again, I love working out and everything that has to do with endurance (swimming, biking, jogging,..) 54. *this question is lost* 55. Vacation: I wanna travel everywhere just like every other millennial, but since northern lights are absolutely astounding I’d like to visit finland the very first. After that Budapest, taiwan and alaska. 56. Pair of trainers: nikes MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: I have a pretty healthy diet (rn) so lots of greens and fruits 58. Drinking: water 59. I’m about to: Take a nap, the car ride will take like 5 hours longer 61. Waiting for: Me getting my shit together☆ 62. Want: a stable mindset 63. Get married: yes 64. Career: Astrophysicist, psychologist, marine biologist or medical scientist 65. Hugs or kisses: Y not both 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: Same age would be awesome, but I have nothing against older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nicc arms 71. Sensitive or loud: ehh id say loud? 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Healthy balance of both HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: The hardest™ 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes (glasses) 77. Turned someone down: yea 78. Sex on the first date: no 79. Broken someone’s heart: There was this boy that seemed to really like me but I wasn’t interested in him, Might’ve broken that lads poor heart. Hope not tho oc! 80. Had your heart broken: In a romantic way, no 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: no DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: If not I who could 85. Miracles: yep 86. Love at first sight: It seems a bit superficial so I’d say no 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss on the first date: Sure OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: Lischen and Öyks 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: Powerman 3 (basically everything starring Jackie Chan up to the 2000) Moonrise Kingdom (basically everything by Wes Anderson), Pavilion of Women, Mulan(!!) and Garden State coz Natalie Portmans character is everything I want in a girlfriend NOW, TAG 20 PEOPLE : @everyonewhowantstoimwaytotiredforthis @seeyallmyinternetisabouttodie💖💖

#Thanks again for tagging me❤️❤️#hiva asks #about me #im super tired so im sorry if a few things are worded weirdly or are called confusing #haydedeath #btw of course every person that comes into your life has at least some kind of effect on you i just couldnt pick out one were I actually not #iced

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cosmicallybrownie · 7 years

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Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (or however many you have altogether). See if there are any patterns. Then, tag your favorite authors.

I was tagged by @haikyuuaus, @giventheocean, and @astarisms im crying thank u guys so much i love u guys

im gonna tag @soulswimm-r, @skelegiel, @natantrash and anyone else who likes this!

I’m gonna be using wips and fic requests and multiple chapters of things, so strap in.

1. Untitled (wip) | Satan and Me

It was funny how one kiss could taste so much like forever.

2. Natan request | Satan and Me

“No.”

3. For a Good Time | ch. 5 | Satan and Me

The sunrise grated against Lucifer’s nerves as he squinted against its unrelenting assault through the smallest crack in the yellowed blinds, and he consciously shifted his attention back to Natalie and loosened his grip on the cheap McDonald’s coffee cup he was threatening to crush.

4. stardust (paint the sky in your fight) | Satan and Me

The vines of the forest parted before him, then concealed the wandering path that he haphazardly cut through the heavy trees.

5. Natan request | Satan and Me

The cheap motel room smelled like flowers from a can, and the air freshener sitting conspicuously on the TV stand confirmed the theory.

6. Natan request (NSFW) | Satan and Me

“Wait, wait,” Natalie gasped, grasping at Lucifer’s hair as he kissed his way down her stomach, scorching the skin below his mouth and leaving her smoldering.

7. Natan request | Satan and Me

Lucifer’s head was in Natalie’s lap, listening to the even pitch of her breathing as the summer evening dimmed around them, making the field stretching in front of them light up with fireflies.

8. Natan request | Satan and Me

She wasn’t waking up.

9. Natan request (NSFW) | Satan and Me

Natalie’s strangled gasp was swallowed by Lucifer’s mouth pressing against hers, burning hot in his confidence and as he undid the button on the front of Natalie’s white shorts, he could feel her body tense against his.

10. Natan request (NSFW) | Satan and Me

Lucifer curled his fingers around the hair at the base of Natalie’s neck and tilted her face to the side, gently kissing a lazy line down her jaw to her collarbone.

11. Sheipos request | Satan and Me

Sheila’s hands were warm against Ipos’ chest, and the familiar weight of his laughter made her feel like he was fire from within, threatening to consume her with him.

12. For a Good Time | ch. 4 | Satan and Me

The sky shattered into a million fragments of light through the clouds that overcast morning.

13. Lailix request | Satan and Me

Amusement played across Laila’s face as she leaned off the couch to hover over Felix – who insisted, insisted, on sitting on the floor for the movie.

14. Ganthea request | Satan and Me

Anthea was dead.

15. Natan request | Satan and Me

Lucifer’s hands curled into helpless fists at his sides as Natalie turned away from him, his previous words biting into her skin like bullets.

16. Natan request | Satan and Me

Lucifer could feel the press of Natalie’s skin against his acutely, like the dim light from the TV was muting his senses along with it.

17. Natan request | Satan and Me

Lucifer was guarded, always guarded so carefully that Natalie swore that even after all the days they spent together in her tiny bedroom, she never saw the same Lucifer twice.

18. Natan request | Satan and Me

“Come on out, Natalie, you’re my contractee until you decide what’s worth selling your soul for.”

19. Natan request | Satan and Me

Blackness curled in the corners of Lucifer’s vision, turning his previous tranquility to unrestrained fear, and he lashed out, throwing blankets off his lap and onto the floor as he tumbled out of the nightmares that tasted too real.

20. For a Good Time | ch. 3 | Satan and Me

The muggy humidity of the carefully controlled greenhouse plastered the loose strands of hair that had escaped from the loose bun to Natalie’s face, and she didn’t bother to wipe them away as she crouched over a hanging plant.

Well for patterns, I guess i either start with description or i start with dialogue lmao

#here it is sorry it took so long oops #hot off the presses #tagged 4 me #oops i didnt realize how many requests i had answers until all of these were JUST REQUESTS #natan #satan and me

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banrions · 7 years

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R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

I was tagged by @ratherembarrassing

A) Age: i’ve been 27 for less than a month now. holy shiittt.

B) Biggest fear: dying without ever being in love? or without doing something worthwhile? lol that’s too deep and painful, it’s needles. and spiders.

C) Current time: 3:27pm gooood this day has escaped me already i’ve done nothing.

D) Drink you last had: tea! specifically it was earl grey. but i should probably go drink some water... thanks for the reminder.

E) Every day starts with: a large glass of water lol, and usually a banana and then coffee and maybe also eggs.

F) Favourite song atm: ever since i heard river by leon bridges on big little lies i have had it on repeat.

G) Ghosts, are they real?: hell yeah. bc 1: it makes life more fun, and 2: totally worked at an inn that was haunted for 4 years. plus like not to get obnoxiously ~deep~ but i think people’s energy or soul or whatever you wanna call it doesn’t really go away, i think it goes, ~somewhere~ back into the universe. so like, probably??? idk.

H) Hometown?: i’m not telling All of The Internets the specifics. but upstate ny.

I) In love with?: no one. i’m full of rage. but also i’m full of love for lena luthor atm. also the tea i just learned to make.

J) Jealous of?: people who figure Life Things out easier and faster than me, usually. also, people who get to be friends with katie mcgrath and natalie dormer, bc they seem like genuinely lovely people to be friends with.

K) Killed Someone?: not YET. killed a hell of a lot of spiders, but THEY DESERVED IT AND I CRIED OF FEAR ANYWAY. SO FUCK YOU SPIDERS.

L) Last time you cried: last night, trying to decide why i thought going back to college in the fall would be a good idea, for me, A Person Who Cannot Make a Real Adult Life Decision About Anything. with a sidenote of: Oh God Why, This Is Going To Cost So Much Money, and I’m Bad at School, Someone Help Me.

M) Middle name: anne. with an E. like anne of green gables.

N) Number of siblings: 3. a sister and two idiot brothers.

O) One wish: that whatever college decision i end up making will be a good one. and not just a fun little stress nonsense that will make me poor and still unemployed.

P) Person you last called/texted: my dad. he told me there was Chinese food downstairs. i responded with yay! (he texts sometimes instead of just yelling up the stairs.)

Q) Questions you are always being asked: why?

R) Reasons to smile: series regular katie mcgrath. also it’s sunny out. did i also mention the Chinese food?

S) Song last sung: haha “somewhere beyond the sea”. i was babysitting yesterday and we watched finding nemo and i sang the end credits to the kids while we had lunch. it was a Good Time All Around. they laughed and also ate all their food before naps.

T) Time you woke up: today, 10:04. but i did not get out of bed until 11:27. i was Tired. also, i CAN laze around in bed rn, so you better believe i’m gonna take advantage of it.

U) Underwear colour: um, rn it’s like a weird peach-ish thing i guess?

W) Worst habits: HAHAHA HAH AHAHAHAH. leave me alone.

X) X-rays you’ve had: um, my arm when i broke it when i was 2. my other wrist when i broke it when i was 8. my hips 2 years ago to see if the godawful amount they crack in a day is normal. (never heard back, assuming everything is fine.) and like, teeth stuff at the dentist? (what an odd question.)

Y) Your favourite food: NOPE, JE REFUSE. i love all the food. but tops are: stir fry, salmon, ice cream, brownies, fruit smoothies, and burritos. also curry stuff.

Z) Zodiac sign: i’m a moony sensitive fish.

um, tagging: @amaltheaz, @reposae, @dippedinsunshine, @beautifulhammerlady, @brennooth, @randomthingsthatilike123, @ladysummers, @soycoffees, @stitchingatthecircuitboard, @tiberiusmulder

#meme things #about me #i mean i guess

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TAG MASTERPOST

so i had to do quite some tags and here i finally am doing them. srsly, you don’t have to look at this. even when you are tagged. it’s rlly long and i am .. not rlly interesting ;_; also, i thank everyone who tagged me and sorry that i only am doing this now whoops :’)) oh right, feel free to do any tag you like, you don’t have to do all and you don’t have to post them all at once like me so yeah just :3 have fun, i guess :]

I TAG @flowerchildchim @hoseokxx @aegyongi @ssaipeo @chimppup @strawberryjamjimin @vcute @minhollydays @agustdia @jinsasleep @overthemoonjoon @fairyseok @jimin1004 @xbaangtanx @kyuokie @rninyoonqi @turtlenecktaetae @yoonblebells @zuanshi @carameljkook @pjungkook @qtaes @hobipd @taesflower @joonphases @thisspringday @taedboy @slutlingar @mochikissme @mochikotae @chan-yoongi @sugaswagdaddy @fluffyliontae @extrajungkookie @sugamel @wintrychim @thoughtssilent @poofyyoongi

get to know me

tagged by @sugamel @taedboy @overthemoonjoon @slutlingar @sugaswagdaddy @omojinyounghobi @mochikotae @chan-yoongi @fluffyliontae @extrajungkookie @hoseokxx and @qtaes rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to know better

(had to add some questions for this one, because i got tagged in two tags that were pretty similar >.> lmao)

nickname: kiwi, kiki, kyrosh, kiwei, pure angel :))) jk, everyone says i’m liviing in denial so i guess i shld just accept this and move on :3, fruki but tbh everyone calls me kyra lmao :]

gender: female

zodiac sign: aries

height: 160 cm (sth like 5′2″)

hogwart’s house: slytherin

favorite color: i just rlly love colors in general :3

song stuck in your head: treat you better by shawn mendes

time right now: 5pm

average hours of sleep: six

lucky number: none, what even is luck lmao

last thing i googled: the weather lol

blankets i sleep with: one, but it’s so fluffy (someone come n cuddle)

favorite bands: too many but for kpop it’s (obviously) bangtan, got7, mamamoo, monsta x and all of the others i’m posting :3

dream trip: mm.. canada, korea, japan,

wearing right now: oversized burgundy sweater, black sweats

age of blog: two yrs but i only post bangtan since one and a few months

following: 200 sth

posts: .. coughs sth like 30k

what i post about: kpop, pups and kitties, too much personal shit lol

when did my blog reach its peak: /shrugs/ tbh lmao ;;

last movie watched: mm.. kick ass 2 but not rlly so i’m going with the wind rises

last tv show you watched: grey’s anatomy

do you have any other blogs? my main (taehyung1e)

do you get asks regularly? mm.. not .. really? sometimes? idk :3

why did you choose your url? jimin’s intense :3

pokemon team: i was team mystery lol but this game was.. yikes

favorite characters: aomine daiki, levi ackerman, tanaka ryunosuke (probably), ace and so many more, srsly ;; (only animes lol, whoops)

dream job: a rich bitch

no hallyu tag!

tagged by @agustdia

10 groups/artists you like besides Kpop/liked before Kpop:

pierce the veil

bmth

fall out boy

the neighbourhood

panic! at the disco // brendon urie

thirty seconds to mars

papa roach

hands like houses

one ok rock

set it off

10 favorite non-kpop songs:

keep your eyes open - needtobreathe

bullet train - stephen swartz

no parallels - hands like houses

blasphemy - bmth

hero - skillet

surrender - billy talent

light up - thousand foot krutch

falling away from me - korn

texas is forever - pierce the veil

if you can’t hang - sleeping with sirens

srsly i just put my music on shuffle because nope, there is no way imma choose my top 10. :3

10 favorite movies:

spirited away

lilo & stitch

kingsman

cry baby

tangled

dracula untold

maze runner

how to train your dragon (1 and 2)

every old disney movie tbh, rip

hercules (just because)

i literally have no favs, so idk man

10 favorite tv shows, including anime & cartoons:

buffy the vampire slayer

kyoukai no kanata

dexter (but only the first six or so seasons)

zankyou no terror

orange is the new black

haikyuu

yuri on ice

kim possible

ano hana

toradora

10 favorite manga/comics:

gangsta

hirunaka no ryuusei

horimiya

ao haru ride

ookami shoujo to kuro ouji

endou-kun no jikken note

19 days

kirakira no hibi

soul eater

tamen de gushi

10 things you enjoyed before kpop/enjoy besides kpop, that won’t fit in the lists above:

photography

astrology

books

greek mythology

video games

design

writing poems and stories

museums

flower studies

astronomy

ten tag

tagged by @sugamel last movie you watched: kingsman

last song you listened to: very nice - seventeen

last show you watched: dexter

last book you read?: another day

last thing you ate?: crackers :3

if you could be anywhere in the world right now where would you be: idk.. somewhere where.. i can cuddle with .. someone.

when would you time travel to: either the 70s or 80s or the date i’m done with school, lol

first thing you would do with lottery money: traveling or helping poor countries maybe

character you would hang out with for a day? umm.. aomine :3 from knb

time right now: 4pm

the ‘or’ tag (idk how else to call it tbh lmao)

tagged by @thisspringday

build a snowman with v OR have a snowball fight with j-hope

get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga

go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with jungkook

do a dance cover with j-hope OR sing a duet with jin

kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga

babysit with jimin AND dogsit with v

meet j-hope’s family OR have v meet your family

film a commercial with j-hope OR film a sketch with v

hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook

go to paris with jin OR go to london with suga

film a drama with jin OR do a photo shoot with rap monster

attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with jungkook

spend a lazy day with suga OR explore a city with j-hope

fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook

make up a silly rap with v OR a silly choreography with jin

have a fun picnic with j-hope OR a fancy date with jin

have jungkook serenade you OR have v sing you to sleep

have a dance party with j-hope OR sing karaoke with suga

go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga

cook with jin OR bake a cake with jimin

have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and j-hope OR christmas with rap monster, jimin and j-hope

i decided to not do the nsfw stuff because i am tired, lmao ;;

alphabet tag

tagged by @hoseokxx @overthemoonjoon @pjungkook @yoon-v and @ssaipeo

A - Age: seventeen B - Biggest fear: not being enough, getting more anxieties C - Current time: 6:48pm D - Drink you last had: water E - Easiest person(s) to talk to: friends on tumblr and my mom F - Favorite song: mm.. i don’t have a favorite but i guess, but shape of you is rlly rlly nice to me and maybe also blackbear songs, like, recently :] G - Grossest memory: the spider in the bathtub, fck i almost fainted H - Horror yes or horror no: uhm, no I - In love: with jeon jeongguk J - Jealous of people: .. i am just a rlly jealous person, i’m sick fml K - Killed someone: wish i cld kill my classmates :) L - Love at first sight or should I walk by again: should i walk by again M - Middle name: it would be natalie, but my mom decided to just not N - Number of siblings: two half siblings O - One wish: i want to see my online friends just once, or at least one P - Person you called last: probably my mom Q - Question you’re always asked: are you (really) okay? rip R - Reason to smile: bangtan, my cats, some.. one most likely S - Song you last sang: dearly departed by marianas trench T - Time you woke up: 8:30am U - Underwear color: rn? white and nude V - Vacation destination: i rlly want to go to canada, kraków, seoul or busan, tokyo, scandinavia, back to italy or spain W - Worst habit: not drinking enough, procrastination X - X-rays had: teeth Y - Your favourite food: food is my fav in general, don’t make me choose Z - Zodiac sign: aries

first letter of your name - tag (idek fam)

tagged by @yoon-v rules: answer the questions with the first letter of your name, then tag 10 people. If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice.

What is your name? - kyra

A four letter word? - knee

A boy’s name? - kyle

An occupation? - kitchen assistant

Something you wear? - knit sweater

A color? - khaki

A food? - kidney beans

Something you find in the bathroom? - knob???

A place? - kraków

A reason for being late? - killing :)

Something you shout? - kaWAII! (idek)

A movie title? - kick ass

Something you drink? - kakao (= hot cocoa in german hah!)

An animal? - koala

A type of car? - kia

Title of a song? - king for a day by ptv

eleven random facts

tagged by @chan-yoongi  rules: tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! tag backs are allowed, but you mustn’t repeat any of the facts you mentioned previously. the facts can be absolutely anything! Whatever springs to mind! let’s get started!

i have two cats who own my ass, pretty much

i used to not like the color yellow but now i have a yellow sweater and it looks hella cute

i’m in love with jeon jeongguk

i love finding out about new things

i’m super interested in astrology and astronomy

my favorite sound is probably water and when people talk me to sleep

i love the smell of sunscreen sososo much

i have family all over the world - brazil, germany, france, africa, spain, america, austria and so on

i’m pretty average

i really wanna call my friends i know from tumblr but i am soso shy, but yeah.. just hearing their voices wld make me really happy

my hands are small but my feet are kinda big ://///

fave kpop songs of 2016

tagged by @fluffyliontae @chan-yoongi and @sugamel

no particular order, ofc. how cld i ever decide, lmao :3

stuck - monsta x

lie - pjm, bangtan

wings - bangtan

save me - bangtan

why so lonely - wonder girls

hate - 4minute

shut up and groove - heize & dean

lucky one - exo

check in - hiphop unit, svt

fire truck - nct 127

fxxk it - bigbang

whistle - blackpink

body - mino

very, very, very - i.o.i

galaxy - ladies’ code

love me do - vixx

7th sense - nct u

bonnie & clyde - dean

21 - dean

a few years later - block b

and probably more, heh

url tag (kpop edition)

tagged by @strawberryjamjimin rules: spell out your url with kpop songs and tag ten people

j ump - bangtan i need u - bangtan m ad city - nct 127 i like it - sistar n ow - trouble maker t respass - monsta x e ureka - zico & zion.t n o make up - zion.t s ave me - bangtan i ‘m not sorry - dean & dok2 f anfare - sf9 y olo - madtown

kpop tag

tagged by @extrajungkookie

who was your first female bias? - either LE from exid or hyuna from 4minute (/sobs cuz not anymore), i’m not sure though.. >.>

who was your first male bias? - jeon jeongguk, look at this loyal bub right here /points at myself

who are your current biases? (other than the ones above) - well, as ults i guess jeongguk (which is quite obvious, hello) and jimin aaaand.. well every single girl of mamamoo, don’t make me choose, bye.

in the entire kpop industry who is closest to your ideal type? - tbh, probably taehyung? he is just sweet and energetic and he loves dogs and art and he is aesthetic and idk, i just rlly rlly love him :/

have you ever attended any kpop concert/fan meeting/fansign? - /waves gbye/ NO

if yes, which group/artist? how was the experience? - :)

which group/artist would you like to see live? - bangtan babes ;; and dean tbrh (way more, but these two are like rlly high, prob the highest)

how did you get into kpop? - .. :) my lovely friends got me into that

who are your otps? - every bangtan ship (except for yoonmin, although they are hella cute. i just don’t read them), markson, yugkook, 2hoseok, chanmin, chanbaek, chansoo, yoonhyun, uhmm... more probably? but yeah :3 OH! jeongguk x svt, lolol (esp mingyu, my bby ;;)

when did u start to ship them? - uhm.. jikook since the first second tbh lmao and the others just.. came like that. i think my second bangtan ship was taegi and it was rlly rlly soon after i started shipping jikook. :3

what is your favorite fanfic genre? - fluff, lots of plot with good smut, uhm.. gore tbrh but there is not that much of it :/ angst, when i rlly wanna cry ;; lmao

what is your favorite music genre? - everything except for the good old german schlager, and techno lmao ;; i probably don’t like death metal either tbh ;;

on shuffle (kpop edition)

tagged by @rninyoonqi @mochikotae @sugamel and @chan-yoongi rules: put your music library on shuffle and list down the first 10 songs and tag 10 people.

lost - bangtan

married to the msuic - shinee

begin - bangtan (jeongguk)

let me know - bangtan

black - cover by jung min & daeho

you think - girls’ generation

bae bae - bigbang

okey dokey - zico & mino

come back home - 2ne1

what 2 do - dean

kpop - firsts

tagged by @mochikotae @slutlingar and @hoseokxx rules: list five or ten of your favorite kpop boy / girl groups. put your first bias of each group and the name of the mv you first saw them in.

bangtan - first bias: jeongguk; first mv: dope or i need u

got7 - first bias: jackson and mark; first mv: just right

exo - first bias: kyungsoo; first mv: call me baby

mamamoo - first bias: hwasa; first mv: um oh ah yeah

seventeen - first bias: mingyu; first mv: adore u

monsta x - first bias: jooheon; first mv: trespass

bigbang - first bias: seungri; first mv: fantastic baby

b.a.p - first bias: yongguk; first mv: one shot

wonder girls - first bias: yubin; first mv: so hot

blackpink - first bias: lisa; first mv: whistle

five things tag

tagged by @hoseokxx and @chan-yoongi

5 things you’ll find in my bag

phone

wallet

earphones

glasses cloth

water

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom

bed (!)

photos, a lot

albums

books

school stuff

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in my life

travel a lot

visit a bangtan concert

improve writing

learn about new things

stop procrastination

5 things I’m currently into

bangtan (obv)

writing

photoshop (i’m still learning, bear with me ;;)

astrology

tv shows

5 things on my to-do list:

finish homework

read demian

go out more

start studying for a levels

... secret :3

5 things people may not know about me:

secret :3

i’m not doing so well

i’m honestly such an open book its sad

i have a problem with ppl leaving me behind

i am the epitome of jealousy

random k-pop

tagged by @sugamel rules: go to this website: www.random.org/lists/ and pick 15 of your bias/faves.

mum/dad: mingyu

sibling: jooheon

grandma/grandad: jackson

haunts you: hani hIGHKEY FANGIRLING

boyfriend/girlfriend: yongguk i’m ded

your ex: mino lordY

your bestfriend: joy

proposed to you: solar

your boss: jeongguk .. /coughs i wanna be his secretary

random person you meet at a bar: minho

rival: taeyang

first kiss: chanyeol OK IM OFFICIALLY DED LMAO

drunk and singing karaoke: hyuk o m g, he is such a loser ://

played 7 minutes in heaven with: kyungsoo .. listen.. his.. liPS

gave you your favourite dessert: jimin

#tagged #abt me #FINALLY DID THIS WOW #FFS

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