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yourfriendf1nn3g4n · 9 days
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TMAGP SPOILERS + BONZO
you enter the venue and he offers you a lapdance . what do you do
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image credits to @a-mag-meme-a-day / @legendary-dumpster-fire
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big1ron · 2 days
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Update or something idk bro I’m sleeping
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happystarzarchive · 11 months
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whenever i see any image of argos twom(r)p anywhere in any circumstance im obligated to wave at him. like hiiiii :3 hellooooo :33
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voomity · 2 months
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HEAR YE HEAR YE
After going down a rabbit hole for an hour because nothing was coming up when i googled it i did some digging and found out the font the gnome uses in half life alyx but the gnome is too aware is
PFEFFER MEDIEVAL
I hope this saves someone from an hour of gnome hunting.
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hypocritic-trash-baby · 10 months
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Dude I think Sam Levinson might just be dollar store Flip McVicker
Their obsession with disturbing people
Their weird focus on nudity but in like a just unnecessary way
EVEN THE DAMN APPEARANCES
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There’s no way these aren’t just the same dude im sorry no
Look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t Sam
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theemperorsfeather · 2 months
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Dept Co-leader copies us all on a reply to a guy who sent in a request on Thursday and Friday, to the wrong dept mailbox, saying "we'll help you get that project information" and first I have an "oh shit" moment because I uh never look in any of the dept mailboxes, I don't want to be the one to handle it, but then I have a ". . . wait just a fucking minute" moment because the list of projects sounds familiar. Really familiar. Familiar like the fucking project information I pulled together for that fucking guy back in November.
So I pull open the document I sent to him, to verify before I say anything, and yeah, sure looks like it! (The nicknames he's using for the projects give me a little pause but I'm like 90% sure.)
Then before I need to do anything, he replies to all that saying he'd gotten help later on Friday (from the person who works in the same physical location) so it was fine.
Short gripe session during our morning meeting because it sure would be fucking nice if people could remember we did work for them! Multiple rounds of revisions and all!! But who can remember they received something in their email, amiright. Noooo, it's always, "Oh, oh, woe is me, I cannot find the project sheet on the internal website, please help, please I have a client meeting in 5 minutes*" ... the internal site is always out of date because that's NOT WHERE WE STORE ANYTHING. Bonus points for his email where he said he'd just take the massive document we prepared to his specs and trim it down to suit his needs (which he shouldn't be doing but whatever)!
*Exaggerated for comedic effect
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dancingwiththefae · 2 years
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Jaskier’s baby blues should be illegal like he’ll ask me to murder someone and I’ll be like wtf Jaskier NO and then he’ll go 🥺 and I’ll be like well I guess I gotta now
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The fit could have been great, but the black schlera is pretty intense and the mustache is a no
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getrope1 · 2 months
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You cant make this shit up
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yourfriendf1nn3g4n · 9 days
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fucking BONZO.
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noelledeltarune · 7 months
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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anthonycrowley · 4 months
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he’s the moment
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emilnikos · 4 months
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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
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dazzlerazz · 6 months
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Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?
Important Edit!!!!!
I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but
A trans person is in need of your financial help
My friend @the-fab-fox is struggling and is in need of help
If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now
Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more
Please consider donating to his fundraiser (linked below) or donating via PayPal ([email protected]) with a note that it's for the GoFundMe
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Thank you for those who have donated so far, it means the world to him and to me!
If you could, please donate further so Finley is able to get the products that he needs!
Please follow this link to understand what and why
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crabussy · 1 month
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
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mr-malumm · 2 months
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
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