#that outside shot is Something

[petite-phthora]

Can I kiss you?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 1]

Next >>

Ao3

---

“—so sorry! I swear I didn’t mean to kill him! It was an accident! He just jumped me out of nowhere and I have had bad experiences with clowns in the past so when I saw it was a clown trying to kidnap me I kinda just panicked and punched him! I swear, dude, I didn’t mean to hit him so hard—“

Jason, much too calmly, likely in some form of shock, rises from the crouched-down position he had been in to check the clown corpse’s pulse.

He had seen the poor, still rambling, twink getting grabbed from a distance and was about to step in as Red Hood, not even having been aware it was the Joker who —shouldn’t he have been in Arkham? There has been no announcement of him breaking out yet— had grabbed the guy until he had run close enough to the scene.

Which was after the guy had already been startled so badly by the Joker trying to kidnap him that he sucker punched the Joker into the wall of the alley so hard the clown died.

Said twink then realized what he had done and that he had a witness, that witness being Red Hood himself, and had started his frenzied speech on how it was an accident and to please don’t take him to jail he’s only just started his scholarship at Gotham U. and he can’t have murder on his track record yet.

Breathless, Jason looks at the nervous twink in front of him, who's still trying to plead his case, and who just obliterated the Joker with a punch.

Before his brain can catch up to his mouth, he’s already cutting the distressed monologuing off.

“Can I kiss you?” He blurts out.

Danny, taken off guard, breaks out of his panicked—oh, Ancients, I just killed someone— stupor and lets out a startled laugh.

“Take me out to dinner first” came the automatic joking reply, Danny still largely in shock of what he did.

Jason, either not picking up on the joking tone or ignoring it, nods seriously, already trying to come up with the best place for a dinner date with the cute twink to thank him for his service to the city.

Danny, who has calmed down slightly by now, glances between the red-helmed vigilante and the clown corpse. His gaze lands on Red Hood and he hesitantly speaks up again.

“So, uh, what happens now? Do I need to go to the station to make a statement orrrr?” He pauses awkwardly.

Jason, who’s still trying to figure out whether the Bat Burger would be a good place for a first date or not, doesn’t reply.

“I’ve got school in the morning and I only have like,” he pauses to check his phone for the time, “3 more hours before I have to be up for my first lesson. Soooo, I’m just gonna go. That cool?”

Again, he waits for a reply. But it doesn’t come.

“Right. Cool cool. Uh, see you later? Mr. Red Hood dude sir?” Danny gives a clumsy and awkward salute before turning tail and speed-walking away.

It’s not until 30 minutes later, once Jason has finally decided on the perfect place to take the guy to dinner to, that he realizes the twink is gone.

Fuck, he forgot to ask for the guy’s name.

…

And number.

#dp x dc #I imagine the next day danny is in his apartment and gets interrupted by a knock #on the window #and he just opens the window to find red hood outside #jason: so u ready for that dinner? #danny: ???!!?! #jason: ive got the entire night planned out for us first we’ll have dinner and then we’ll go to the gotham observatory- #danny: say no more #danny doesnt even question how red hood found out who he was and where he lives and even that he likes space #meanwhile jason spent the entire day trying to find out everything he could about the mysterious twink #he probably got tim or babs to use the cams + facial regcognition and stuff to find out everything he could abt danny #tim/babs: alright so his name’s daniel fenton and he’s been living in gotham for abt a week now cuz he started at GU and- #jason: what’s his favorite color? what are his hobbies? what does his dream date look like? give me something to work with here #dp x dc fic #well less of a fic and more of a one-shot or short prompt #just something I randomly came up with and fleshed out a little in my head during work cuz i was bored #love the idea of jason seeing twink!danny obliterating the joker with a punch and just. falling in love. immediately #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #petiteposts

[broken-clover]

Obviously wlw pairings don't need to always fall into a butch-femme dynamic but I think for Illudora in particular it's funny to treat Illusen as the dainty delicate femme of the two considering that she 1. Lives in the goddamn woods and probably eats tree bark and 2. Has several items on the site that are/are inspired by her own weapons, including multiple blades, and apparently her skills at sword combat are so proficient and renowned there's a book about them. This woman has absolutely killed with her own two hands and has likely been covered in mud and blood before, likely simultaneously at least once

#Jhudora sits on her homemade throne all day getting neopets to fetch things for her and refuses to go outside #meanwhile Illusen just shot something for dinner and is dragging it back to the glade to skin while there's dirt and grass caking her legs #because after all these years she still wears those ballerina slippers instead of getting some proper boots to keep the schmutz off #neopets #illudora #op back on her bullshit

[treasureplcnet]

someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL

#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit #20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home #hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen #just buys what he likes and calls it decor #how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff' #NOT TO ME! #and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way #the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS #also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out .. #i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to #karl weissman #bodies netflix #edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL #saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have #doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway #im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see #outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either) #like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW. #ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!! #the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon zero dawn | talanah 4/?

#horizon zero dawn #hzd #talanah #talanah tuesday #repeating myself ad nauseam but i really hope guerrilla lets us move the camera in settlements in h3 #i'm sure they have a reason but hopefully that reason was... idk? the ps4 holding them back or something #got this shot on pc when talanah is standing outside the hunter's lodge :) #talanah khane padish #the sunhawk #hzd talanah #hzd npcs #hzd pc

[loptrcoptr]

Tumblr fandom logic these days: if two characters with different sets of genitals hook up, then they’re straight and cis and the ship is hetero and it’s all Bad and Boring and Problematic

My old tired bi ass:

“All that matters is what’s in your pants” is not the great woke take y’all seem to think it is!!!

#lookin at you blue eye samurai fandom!!! good god yall. what on earth #this terfy biphobic shit is sending me #shop whatever you want I genuinely support your right to ship anything anywhere anytime idgaf #but ‘dick equals male and male equals straight and straight equals bad’ is a horrible mess of a way to think #that villainizes men and amab folks in the sack like they are cursed or something and it’s not cute #and I want a t shirt that says ‘is that ship you hate resllyvproblemstic or are you just being terfy and biphobic right now’ #u g h I cannot imagine watching a show like blue eye samurai and coming away from all that glorious gender and sexuality buffet with… THAT #the kids are not alright #and queerness is not a food pyramid where there’s Good on the top and Bad on the bottom #there are no moral categories go outside touch grass and take a shot or something jfc

[whatudottu]

This just in, local bisexual disaster finds his taste in women in need of a rain check- is the imagined kabedon suggestive enough to need a tag?

Hey what if Tranformers Prime really emphasised that Airachnid was very much a poacher and that her schtic as an (albeit temporary on her part) interrogator of the Decepticons were skills she had taken from poaching endangered game and mounting them on her walls?

#airachnid #tfp airachnid #breakdown #tfp breakdown #transformers #tfp #humanformers #maccadam #fanart #do i ship these two together? no. but do i stare intently as breakdown is 'intrigued' by airachnid? yeah sure #breakdown is married to his husband but he is not immune to m/f thoughts #as a breakdown fan you may think that i am far too fond of airachnid to make that statement true but like problematic women 😌 #gave airachnid that full safari hunter look because i'm not the best at sci-fi clothes outside of like- cloaks but like my girl poaches ya? #gaston behaving ass- uses antlers in all of her decorating ass #takes photos of her standing over rhinos she's shot- doesn't even do it for the money does it for the fun and trophy of it #literally villainous and probably something that could have been more compelling than 'oh i have a torture rivalry for arcee' #let's just say that arcee knows after her experience with airachnid that apparently human skin is too thin to taxidermy #a fact (among her personal experience under airachnid's tools) that haunts her very much #besides in a more human-based setting it's not as if airachnid can come equipped with organic webbing #she loves her nets and probably drop any form of humanisation at the tip of a hat #a safari hat #we stan a problematic queen #or maybe i do- she is imagining pinning breakdown like one would a butterfly (at the least graphic) #ask to tag #for the kabedon part of the whole bi breakdown section #who's brain just immediately shortcutted and went 'kabedon' instead of probably a more literal butterfly pinning #because 'hot lady'

[badolmen]

I can fix him*

*bad writing, underutilized gameplay mechanics, characters with unfulfilled potential, funded by bootlickers

#ra speaks #personal #sorry I made dr phone calls and have like. ten minutes til I gotta get ready for first class of the semester. let me have this. #I think I should get every COD game ever for free. it’s MY tax dollars at work after all (actually anything produced w us military funding #should be free I think I can trap even my bootlicker tax hating dad into getting onboard w this one) #anyways. ghosts was…decent. but jfc if you give me a silent protag I expect SOME self awareness in the writing. #why are characters calling to him on comms when they know he won’t respond? why doesn’t he have an AAC device or something more futuristic? #I’m just saying if you explicitly limit a character you need to respect those limits in te writing. it’s not that hard. #like non of the characters even acknowledge that Logan never talks. esp weird when he first meets the ghosts #also. obv not a big fan of ‘all of South America has United into evil space terrorists’ but it was 2013 so ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ #wish we got to see some SDC civis y’know? get a bear on the average attitudes abt the whole. invading the US thing. #(jfc do not get me started on The Wall like this is a 2016 trump voter’s power fantasy) #also Riley was such an interesting mechanic why couldn’t they have at least substituted him w drones or something on the other missions?? #you get him for like. two missions. and then he gets shot and you have to protect him (gosh I actually loved that section) #just. it was clear Logan was The Dog Guy with an aptitude for tech. honestly Hesh felt more like the MC than Logan. #and while Logan doesn’t have a ton of personality we can glean as a result of non speaking + ZERO communication at all ever #seriously he doesn’t even like. wave or give thumbs up to people wtf dude do ppl just assume he’s psychic or something??? #I do LOVE the few scenes we get with him acting outside of player control/where he actually has agency (Elias’ death. the final cutscene) #and like it’s not much but it’s enough that I WANT to see what happens next #but alas. a decade old game without a true sequel (I think??? haven’t actually looked into it.) #my brother is making fun of me for being a COD gamer now like boy. I have no defense pls be nice to me T-T

[themasterpupil]

it’s okay Stephen

#playing with the camera tryna feel something #or make you feel something #my voice that is #Bandcamp #I was listening to my old shit all morning and like damn idk how people fronted #then I hear on the news somebody got shot in the head at a studio #just when I was bout to go back outside like guess I’m staying at the crib #me

[thehightiefling]

Ryld | Half-drow | Storm/sea druid | Wannabe goth pirate

Thymea | Wood half-elf | Gloomstalker ranger | Care-taker of common law husband (the aforementioned wannabe goth pirate)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #oc tavs: Ryld and Thymea #listen i have been waiting to feast on the new presets by mantis #still workin on them but i've been waiting to make them #SHSHSHSHSH IN MY HEAD THEY ARE LOVERS EVEN THOUGH I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO SHIT OUTSIDE OF *THE FRAMEWORK* MOD #also these shots are shit but i wanted to at least post something before bed okay good night

[itspileofgoodthings]

shout out to the quote tweet of an edit of the Taylor and Travis first game that said “you are all experiencing mass psychosis”—-made me SCREAM-laugh

#the thing is it was kind of true #like akskkekekejejejejjejejejehjeje #that first wave of end of summer September depression had hit #and there was suddenly this shot of red and gold and pure romcom sugar adrenaline #fan fiction stuff of dreams FLUFF. that shot of him looking at the screen (her) the ride off into the sunset. the WIN #and the common people (I include myself) lost their minds #and it’s FUNNY to me #Anyway of course the truth (for them #for us #for everyone) #is more complex than that and can NOT just be a story to be observed from the outside #no one’s life can #but the power of a Story disseminated through all the tools of the time #at the speed of light #was on such dazzling display #anyway of course like. I WRESTLE #with celebrity I mean and the observing of it from the outside and just the Truth of it all #and I understand why people’s reactions are so endlessly refracting and different and shattered #but also I think it’s funny to see. As a phenomenon. It’s just #it’s so human and funny and SOMETHING #anyway just rambling #but yeah

[aidenwaites]

It's 55 minutes to curfew, in case you were wondering.

Indignation (2016), dir. James Schmaus

#did i HAVE to gif every instance of the clocks?? does it look particularly good in a set??? no and no #BUT. i wanted to #indignation #indignation 2016 #logan lerman #my stuff #there's actually two shots of the same clock i left out bc its a very small clock #and i didnt want this gifset to be unreasonably huge #but it's in his hospital room and in the reception area outside the dean's office #anyway. something something being on limited time/delaying the inevitable #gif tag

[carnivorousladybug]

I couldn't resist. I had to make this.

#tbh the man is harder to find than big foot #every image I've seen of him outside his films is so fucking cryptid #9/10 times it's something that looks like it's shot with a microwave #in the other 1/10 percent he looks like someone who hasn't socialized in 50 years and is just getting reacquainted with the world #look normal in photos challenge for ewan mitchell #I'm joking #aemond targaryen #house of the dragon #hotd crack #hotd meme #ewan mitchell

[battleslippers]

might have to pick up that huge us history book labeled 1960 (probably the next two decades two 🥲) because if I write something it's not gonna be half assed I'd rather waterboard myself than show my friends something that doesn't have at least a little research in there

#once i escape academic hell week ill be free #literally never tried to do something of this magnitude before i might just die #the outsiders #see yall on the other side #its 100% not gonna be perfect because im probably tackling something that MAY be out of my skill but its worth a shot right #(ive only written one little blurb of a story that was basically just an excerpt of my mind)

[covenofthearticulate]

I can't imagine Samstat's rockstar glam look without anticipating some "how do you do fellow kids" vibe. Maybe they will make him some bigshot entrepreneur or YouTuber.

Anon please don't manifest youtuber lestat my heart can't take it

#i mean at this point amc lestat is past redemption so do whatever the hell you want i guess #the thing about AR's original timeline is that rockstar lestat is something that CANNOT exist outside of the 80s #they shot themselves in the foot in so many different ways by moving the show up 100 fucking years

[jackiietaylor]

ill be honest i really thought we were getting ghost jackie after shauna beat the shit out of lottie

#that shot of her outside by herself… thought jackie was gonna pop up and say something #yellowjackets spoilers #linds.txt

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Rain :))

Ghostbur huddles in on himself, wrapping his blanket—a wool blanket!—tighter around his body. “Rain is cold.”

Michael makes a cheep sound, which means that he’s agreeing. Ghostbur has gotten very good at understanding Michael the past few weeks.

“Rain is also pretty,” Ghostbur adds, watching the droplets hit against the wood deck, releasing tiny sprays of mist. Hundreds and hundreds of tiny sprays of mist, all over the deck! "Rain is very, very pretty."

Michael cheeps again.

~~~

Okayokay so I was PLANNING on making this much longer, but! I kinda feel like I wrote all that I wanted to! So! ���

I definitely do want to return to the idea though. I mean come on—babysitter Ghostbur??? Heck yes??? Oh my gosh???

For this ask game :)

#BABYSITTER GHOSTBUR YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART #but seriously that would be such a cute one-shot #just #all the little adventures that Ghostbur and Michael get up to :) #they would play with toys and go outside and find bugs and pick flowers and bake something and lick the spoon and Ghostbur would sing and #and Michael would dance around and draw a picture and Ghostbur would treasure it forever and if Michael tripped and skinned his knee #Ghostbur would feel AWFUL and would do everything in his power to make it better and and and ALSVSKVZOSGSISGUW #ask #my stories #ghostbur #dsmp ghostbur #dsmp michael #c!michael #DSMP fanfic #c!ghostbur #ask game answers