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liverpool-enjoyer · 1 year

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submitted by sane max @calm-smol

Title: The favorite

Summary: Players can't get pizza because Mourinho said no, so the Real Madrid players send it the newest addition to the team.

Words: Idk

Is this good: Absolutely not

Will it be posted on my ao3: Nah

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"I just want to get pizza" Marcelo whined, flopping down onto Sergio’s bed, "Why is Mourinho killing us??"

Cristiano just shook his head, not paying attention to his friend's whining. He just scrolled through his phone. He was never much of a fan of greasy food and believed that it shouldn't go in your body, so he refused to even acknowledge that his friends wanted pizza.

Even though the hotel's restaurant is full of fantastic and delicious meals.

"Honestly, I could go for it too" Sergio shrugged, "We deserve it. I mean, after all this and that, and everything else, I think we do"

Pepe shrugged "Tell that to Mourinho, Sese. There's no way he'd allow it. He wants us to be like Cris and just eat pure food made in holy water."

Cris whipped his head up, sending a glare to Pepe who couldn't help but laugh at the look on his friend's face "I'm kidding, I'm kidding, don't be so serious." "Don't insult my diet then" Cris just replied, shrugging..

"But if you guys want pizza then why not just ask Mourinho?" Cris wondered, looking back to his phone and yet again looking uninterested.

"We tried!" Marcelo told his Portuguese friend "But he said no! Said it's bad for us and we shouldn't eat it before a match- Even though it's tomorrow at 6! I mean it's not like we'll eat pizza for every meal ever from now on- It's just one pizza, two slices, that's it" he sighed "Why is that so hard to understand. I just wish he’d listen to US for once..”

The four people in the room became quiet, just staring at the ground or at the ceiling, like Marcelo was, or their phone, like Cristiano was..

Then Sergio spoke up, lips slightly pouted as he thought about the idea going through his head “Well.. maybe we can’t make him listen to us” he turned his gaze to Marcelo, who looked back at him without sitting up or moving from his position on the bed, “But SOMEONE can..”

Marcelo blinked..

“What do you mean by that? He literally won’t listen to any of us”

“No, not any of us” Sergio smirked, suddenly getting a mischievous look in his eyes “But maybe he’ll listen to a certain.. new signing? A Croatian he desperately wanted to bring to Real and spent blood, sweat and tears to get him here?”

“You mean Luka?” Marcelo raised an eyebrow, “Why would Mourinho listen to him?”

Sergio blinked, frowning “Didn’t you hear what I just said? Of course he’ll listen- He desperately wanted to sign him and has been treating him GREAT the two months he’s already here” the Spaniard explained, “I mean he stopped training all together yesterday because Luka had to stop and tie his shoelaces. Then spent 5 minutes explaining something to him.”

“Sese DOES have a point” Pepe had to agree with his friend. “And in all honesty I think he's right. It's probably the only way to get a pizza."

"And what if it doesn't work?" Marcelo had to ask. And Sergio shrugged "We fail we fail, what can you do. I think we should still try."

....

Pepe sighed "Let's do it, what's the worst thing that can happen?"

Sergio sprang up out of his seat, standing up and raising his hand up in a fist "Let's do this then!"

Cris blinked.. "How are you captain?"

"Fuck you-"

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Luka woke up to a knock on his door. He yawned, slowly sitting up. He hated moving away from the warm and comfortable covers of his bed, but the sudden and loud noise left him with no choice. A quick glance to the phone showed him it was around 2 pm, not too long after he told Mourinho he'd be taking a nap.

Luka had absolutely no clue why he was being woken up and even thought about ignoring it and just going back to bed. But that proves to je out of the option when more knocking came up.

He sighed and slowly stood up, swinging his legs over the bed before placing them onto the floor. He stood up and walked over, fully expecting just one person, maybe Mourinho, maybe someone from the staff or maybe even someone from his team but..

He definitely didn't expect to find Mourinho at his door with Sergio Ramos and Marcelo right behind him...

What the actual fu-

"Hello, Luka, I hope we didn't interrupt you" Mourinho spoke, "Sergio and Marcelo here came to me telling me you needed something. Is that true?"

Luka raise an eyebrow.. Had he been doing something in his sleep? That's new. Though one look at Marcelo and Sergio told him enough.

Those two were smiling nervously at him.

They wanted him to say yes.

Sigh..

Luka looked back to Mourinho and nodded his head "Mhm, yes"

And Sergio and Marcelo looked at Mourinho, staring like the man was going to scream his head off at Luka, like he was going to explode at the Croat.

It's like they were fully expecting that. But.. Mourinho remained normal, stoic as ever, just like he always was with Luka.

The Croat remembered something about Mourinho acting differently around him? But he never believed that story at all.

"What is it?" The coach wondered, "Are you uncomfortable? Did something happen?"

And Luka yet again glanced at them, at Sergio and Marcelo, for some sort of clue. And he was met with Sergio pointing a finger to his lips and Marcelo rubbing his stomach.. ight

Luka cleared his throat "I'm.. hungry"

"Well you can go downstairs to the kitchen. Do you need help speaking Spanish to them? They understand English."

Sergio and Marcelo shook their heads at Luka.

"No" Luka answered, "Um.. I don't want anything from the kitchen."

Mourinho hummed "Alright.." and Luka, for a moment, thought he was pushing it but Mourinho continued "And what did you want?"

And that's when Sergio and Marcelo paused, wide eyed.. Because the two had no idea how to gesture that one. So Luka was left to his own devices.. "Oh uh.." he blinked, running his palm over his forearm, "I was.. hoping to order something?"

Sergio and Marcelo seemed to sigh in relief behind him, though without audio-

Luka was right.

Mourinho nodded his head "Of course. What?"

"Um.." Luka gulped, "Well... Pizza?"

Mourinho paused.. "Pizza? Did Sergio and Marcelo put you up to this?"

Oh thank God he was right.

Luka's eyes widened "What? No, no, of course not, sir. I didn't even know they liked pizza."

What a big fat lie..

Mourinho hummed, looking over the Croat with suspicious eyes but in the end just sighed and nodded his head "You can. But don't make a habit out of it, you know you need to stay fit." "Yes" Luka agreed, "I know. This is the last time."

"Good" Mourinho hummed, "You can order it"

Sergio and Marcelo were doing a celebratory dance behind Mourinho. But then the coach added "And you better come to show me it. Because I will not let these two, who don't think I can see them, eat it."

.... Welp

At least it kind of worked. Luka couldn't help but laugh at the shocked looks on Sergio and Marcelo.

Fin

#submission #ABABHAHAHA TY SM MAX #MWAH MWAH 😘#KEEPING ME ENTERTAINED DURING THIS ROAD TRIP #THIS WAS SO FUNNY #me? reading madrid fanfic outta my own free will? its more likely than you think #sergio ramos #luka modric #jose mourinho #theres a lotta ppl in this n the road is too bumpy for me to tag em all

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substituted-shinigami · 7 months

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We… We have a lotta fun here xD

Channel Update!!!

Hello Everyone!!! Despite the, uh…rather silly presentation, I really have been working super hard on some fanworks in the background, and now I’m proud to finally present to you the “We Can’t All Be Winners” Fall Season Schedule! Plus I've got some previews for you to boot!!!

Let’s take a look!

"We Can’t All Be Winners" Fall Season Schedule plus FAQ and Previews!!!

(this post is already kinda long, (and is about to get a lot longer) so I put the rest underneath a tag xD)

October

Oct. 7th - Tiger Robe (fanfiction, renruki & Ichigo, hurt/comfort)

Oct. 14th - Three Times I Dreamed of You (fanfiction, renruki, some angsty longing but also fluff)

Oct. 21st - Who is Ichigo? (Karakura Gang Comic!)

Oct. 28th - Night Scare, Morning Care (fanfiction, renruki, hurt/comfort)

November

Nov. 4th - Double Feature! Bleach Book Club - Letters From The Other Side (light novel overview) + Roommates Assemble (Rukia & Ichigo + Karakura Gang drabble + fanart)

Nov. 11th - Bubble Tea (fanfiction, renruki + Yoruichi, slice of life, fluff)

Nov. 18th - Peaceful Day, Peaceful Night (fanfiction, renruki, fluff)

Nov. 25th - Commercial Break - Pocket Renji (Comic/fake ad)

December

Dec. 2nd - Bloodlines - Learning to Breathe (L2B) Prologue & Ch. 1 (multi-chapter fic, renruki, hurt/comfort, some angst, some humor)

Dec. 9th - L2B Ch. 2

Dec. 16th - L2B Ch. 3

Dec. 23 - L2B Ch. 4

Dec. 30 - L2B Ch. 5 & Epilogue

And that’s it! Yeah, Ichigo wasn’t kidding, it really is mostly just RenRuki fanfiction, haha!😅 Now I'm sure you all have some questions like: Wait…What is this?! Why is this?! How is this?! When is this?! And Where is this?! And I'll do my best to answer them in the FAQ below!

FAQ

Wait…What is this?!?

“We Can’t All Be Winners” or “WCABW” started out as an anthology series of RenRuki one-shots I started back in January. It contains a handful of stories featuring Renji, Rukia and occasionally others, and puts them in different scenarios, some of them canon-compliant and some of them in alternate universes. Originally, I planned to write and post one story a month, but I quickly fell behind. So I took a break and reassessed and decided to try posting in “seasons” instead. So now it’s a season of weekly uploaded fanworks to be posted from October to December, and will feature a variety of Bleach related content such as fanfiction, fanart, fan comics, bleach light novel overview, and, when I’m able to write one, a multi-chapter fic. All the fanfiction will be available on both Tumblr and AO3, but the rest will only be available on Tumblr (sorry!). Once this season is completed, I will mark the AO3 work as “completed”, and if I can do this again next year, I will start a new one!

Why is this?

Like most people, I originally planned to create and post fanworks whenever I finished them. However, I eventually found keeping up with a social media account stressful. Something about it makes you feel like you need to post all the time, even when no one else is pushing you. So I thought, hey, why not have a season! That way I have a predetermined end goal AND I don't feel like I gotta post outside of it! Plus if I feel like I need to just step away for a break (which I will most likely be doing once the queue starts running), it won't affect it since everything is already queued! So yeah, that's the idea behind it.

How do you plan to post this on AO3? It doesn’t have a queue system!

Yeah, that is a problem. My current plan is to have a tab open for each story/chapter I need to post, and then will just press the button to post it on the day it’s due to come out (or within 24 hrs). This will probably mean that the Tumblr post will link back to the table of contents of WCABW on AO3 rather than the chapter itself, so I would like to apologize for that in advance. I’ll try to fix it whenever I am able, or at the latest, when I become socially active on Tumblr again.

When is this?

Every Saturday from October 7 to December 30th at 11 am EST here on Tumblr, and within 24 hrs (either before or after) on AO3 (I'll try to make it before, but life happens sometimes). Now obviously this is no real substitute for the Bleach anime, not even close! But Saturdays were already a convenient day to post, so I thought, "Hey, why not?!" And just pushed the joke all the way!!!

Where is this?

Right here on Tumblr and on AO3 (links provided). On AO3, the one-shots will be posted under the We Can’t All Be Winners anthology series of one-shots that's already on there (if you haven't seen it yet, why not check it out? It already has some of my other one-shots on there!) The multi-chapter fic will have its own posting.

I have some questions/comments/concerns!

No problem! My ask box is always open! Now to be honest, I will be on break starting in early October, but I'll answer any I don’t see before then when I am able/get back! Also, if you are a part of the RenRuki discord, I may be checking in there from time to time even while on break.

And that’s it! Thank you all so much for reading this needlessly long and very silly announcement for Bleach fanworks of all things! To thank you for making it to the end, I added some previews for some of the upcoming works!! I hope you all enjoy!!! xD

PREVIEWS!!!

(Note: works are subject to minor changes)

Three Times I Dreamed of You

Chapter Summary: Nightmares are always terrible. But they are made even worse when you aren’t even able to talk to the person that they are about. (RenRuki, some angsty longing but also fluff)

"Rukia!"

Renji awoke with a start, sweat dripping down his brow. He whipped his head around wildly, as he mopped off his forehead with his sleeve. He was alone, utterly alone. Quickly he reached out with his spiritual pressure to feel hers, his heart pounding loudly in his ears. Finally, he found her, a tiny cold gust on a frigid winter night. It felt so impossibly far away, but… it was enough. Renji left the Eleventh Division barrack's dorm and climbed on top of the roof to feel it better.

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Tiger Robe

Chapter Summary: While shopping with Ichigo in the World of the Living, Rukia finds a tiger print robe that reminds her of someone from her past. (renruki & Ichigo, hurt/comfort, Starts out in the Soul Society Arc, but then jumps around a couple of times)

“Okay, we're here,” Kurosaki Ichigo began as they entered the clothing store, “The women’s section is in the back. If you need clothes, I don’t mind buying you a set or two, so can you just please stop stealing Yuzu’s?!? She’s starting to get suspicious…” But Rukia wasn't listening to him. Instead, she was looking around the store, completely enthralled.

“Woah! This is incredible!” Rukia replied with wonder, as her wide eyes flitted from one brightly colored clothing display to the next, “And you can afford such garments on your allowance alone?” Ichigo raised an eyebrow at her in response.

“Yeah…? It’s just a cheap department store, Rukia.”

“Incredible…” she muttered to herself again as she continued to look around the huge, lively store with a mixture of awe and nervousness. Several people passed them by, chatting as they filed in or out of the entrance, and loud music played on the speakers overhead.

This is nothing like the open markets that sold only rags in Inuzuri, she thought, And once I got adopted by the Kuchiki Clan, the tailors came to me. I don’t think I’ve been to anything even resembling a regular clothing store since the Academy. There is too much choice! What should I…?

Rukia could feel Ichigo’s concerned eyes on the back of her neck. Quickly, she stood up straighter, and turned towards him.

“You said, I could get whatever I wanted, right?!” she asked with a devilish grin. Ichigo sighed heavily as if he was immediately regretting both this decision and his entire existence. He scratched the back of his head.

“Within reason! I’m not rich, you know," he scowled, "You can get one everyday outfit and one sleepwear, that’s it!” With that, he set off across the store.

“Ah! You're so stingy, Ichigo!” Rukia teased as she followed after him.

“Keep talking smack, and I’ll make you shop in the children’s section!”

“I might anyway,” Rukia mused, as they passed by a pair of child’s pajamas with bunnies on them, “children’s clothes have nicer prints.”

“Whatever,” Ichigo replied, “Wear what you want when you sleep, but when you are out and about, try to wear typical 'teen clothes'. Otherwise people might get the wrong idea when we are walking together.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Rukia dismissed with a wave of her hand. As they continued walking along on their way to the back of the store, passing from the children's section into the men's, Rukia’s eyes were caught by a brightly colored robe. Turning towards it, she felt taken aback when she beheld the largest, tackiest tiger print bathrobe she had ever seen. Suddenly, she felt like she was thrown back over forty years…

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Bubble Tea

Chapter Summary: Relaxing is difficult when you are so used to fighting. Now that the Winter War is over, Rukia and Renji shoot the breeze and talk about the future. (renruki + Yoruichi, slice of life, fluff, During the Fullbringer Arc timeskip)

“Hmmm… Getting to know you without the fangs of death constantly nipping at our heels feels…weird,” Rukia commented suddenly, and a little too casually, one day as she sipped her bubble tea. Renji coughed in surprise. That or he got another tapioca pearl stuck in his throat, Rukia wasn't too sure.

“H-Huh?!" he spluttered, after he had finally begun to recover.

"Well, think about it," Rukia continued, as she settled her cup down beside her upon the park bench. She began to list things off on her fingers, “First it was surviving in Rukongai, then Aizen's betrayal, and then the Winter War. Whenever we were together it felt like our lives were in constant mortal danger. That it was us against the world. But now…now there’s no real threat.”

"Oh yeah…" Renji agreed, looking up to the sky in thought, "I guess, you're right…huh."

“Yeah," Rukia went on as she picked up her cup again, "The only other time it was seemingly this peaceful was when we were separated."

At that, Renji was silent for a moment, before asking quietly, "Kind of makes you wonder whether or not we're cursed, huh?" Rukia turned to look up at him, but Renji continued to stare up at the sky.

"If we are cursed," she began slowly, "then whoever made it, absolutely sucks at making curses," Renji quirked an eyebrow at her as she turned back towards her tea, "Curses are meant to make you the most miserable, but despite the dangers, I'm always more miserable when we're apart." Renji stared at her wide-eyed as she went back to sipping her tea.

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Learning to Breathe

Story Summary: Turns out purple eyes and short stature aren’t the only things that run in Hisana’s family, illness does as well. As Rukia and Renji try to help each other navigate through this new storm in their lives, will they remember to take time to breathe? (multi-chapter fic, renruki, hurt/comfort, some angst, some humor, Post TYBW, Rukia gets the same disease that killed Hisana. (Bloodlines AU))

Here’s a scene from chapter 1:

I faced an execution. I faced an espada's blade. I even faced a man who could literally murder me with fear. And yet, tiny medical needles are too much for me? You are utterly ridiculous, Kuchiki Rukia… Rukia thought glumly to herself, as she laid in bed one chilly morning before yet another doctor’s appointment. She began chuckling wryly, I've heard the pen is mightier than the sword, but I think the medical needle might be mightier still.

Rukia stared up at her bedroom ceiling, the sound of the room's clock ticking loudly in her ears. She'd been laying there for hours as sleep frustratingly eluded her. Sighing, she tried rolling over and closing her eyes again, but she couldn't shut out the anxious thoughts that plagued her mind.

I really hope today’s tests don’t have them. If I can’t get through these appointments without stressing out everytime I see one, then I’ll never convince him that he can rest, because I’ll be okay. That it will all be okay in the end. Hopefully…

Suddenly, Rukia’s thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the alarm on her soul pager going off. Again. Rukia’s hand shot out, flipped the infernal device open, and managed to press the snooze button for the third time that morning without even looking at it. She went back to staring up at the ceiling.

Guess I better get up now, huh? Can't keep putting it off, after all… My friends, my brother, and…Renji… they’re all so worried about me, so I can’t… I can’t be weak… I must be strong for them.

Rukia sighed, her stomach already all up in knots. Taking a deep breath to center herself, she forced herself to sit up. As she looked out her bedroom window towards the sky, she saw that it was pitch-black, that even the stars were blocked out by clouds.

Hmmm… Looks like a storm is rolling in too… Figures…

Rukia slowly pushed off her blankets and got up to search for her clothes. She thought about just wearing her black shinigami uniform, but she already knew neither her third seat nor her escort were going to let her go back to work this afternoon. Speaking of her escort…

Rukia left her room, a neatly folded dark blue kimono tucked underneath her arm, and approached the door of the guest room next to hers. She lifted her hand to knock, but paused.

I could just leave without waking him… she thought briefly, Let him sleep in. Gods know he needs it. That way, when I make it through the appointment on my own, he’ll see he has nothing to worry about! But she quickly shook herself. No! No, I don’t do that anymore! I don’t just run away... I talk about it. We talk about it. And even if we can’t figure it out, we still do even that together. Rukia took a deep breath, glared resolutely at the door, and knocked.

“Oi, Renji, you awake in there?” She heard what sounded like a groan to the affirmative. “Okay, just so you know, we’ve got to leave in an hour.”

“Mhmm… Yup. I got you,” he responded groggily. This was soon followed by the sound of very fast shuffling, a very loud bang, an almost as loud curse, and then more shuffling. Rukia raised an amused eyebrow at that.

“You good in there? All your limbs still present and accounted for?”

“Ha ha. Very funny. And yes, I’m fine. Thanks so much for your concern.”

“Of course!” Rukia smirked. However, the heavy feeling inside her soon dragged the corners of her lips back down. She took another deep breath. Here we go… "Oi, Renji…" she began quietly, "If you are too tired, it's okay, y'know? It's like I said before, it’s basically just a long doctor's appointment. I'll…I’ll be okay going by myself."

At that, Rukia heard the stomping sound of footsteps coming rapidly towards her, followed by the shoji door immediately sliding open with a sharp bang. Renji looked rather frazzled, with his sleeping robe half hanging off of his shoulder and his hair loosely pulled into a messy braid. He also looked rather cute…at least until he started shouting.

“WHAT? NO! OF COURSE I'M COMING WITH YOU, IDIOT!”

“QUIET, RENJI! ARE YOU TRYING TO WAKE UP THE ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD WITH YOUR RACKET?!?”

"You are way louder than me!" Renji replied in his terrible attempt at a whisper, "In any case, don't try to change the subject like that. You are downplaying it again, I know it. They are running medical tests today too, and I know those tend to make you nervous.” He managed to actually say that last part quietly. Then he smiled at her, “We're in this together, ya?" His lips might have been smiling, but Rukia saw his eyes. He was exhausted. She felt her heart lurch into her throat.

"Ya, well…don't go overdoing it, okay?" Rukia told him firmly as she fixed his robe for him, but her fingers lingered on his shoulder. Renji placed his hand over hers.

"Hmph… As if I could ever do too much for you… I'm fine, Rukia, really. Go get changed."

"Okay…" she murmured quietly, looking down. However, her face must have betrayed her troubled thoughts, because when she tried to remove her hand from his shoulder, Renji held it firm. She looked back up at him and he tilted his head down closer to hers.

"I love you~" he whispered to her in a cheeky sing-song voice with that toothy grin of his. He was clearly trying to lighten the mood, to make her smile or push him off and call him a dork, but instead Rukia felt her heart, already firmly lodged in her throat, leap even higher into her mouth.

“I know…” she barely got out, “I know Renji, but…”

“Uh uh. No ‘buts’, Ru. Go ahead and take your bath. I’ll see you in an hour, alright?” He winked and let go of her hand as he cheerfully went back into the guest room, closing the door behind him.

Rukia, on the other hand, just stood there, staring at the floor.

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And that's it for the previews! If you somehow made it all the way to the end, thanks so much for reading! The "We Can't All Be Winners" Fall Season starts next week! Hope to see you there!

#renruki #renruki fanworks incoming!!!#and some other characters too sometimes xD #hold on tight y'all #you're about to go on a bumpy and very fanfic-y ride!#Sorry to subject you all to this #but I gotta post my madness somewhere!!!

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rosicheeks · 11 months

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I wanna tip the princess for her birthday it cashapp doesn't work in my country 🥺🥺😫

You can actually tip me on my wishlist if you’re serious 🥺

#I have a few mutuals who are from Australia (and one from Puerto Rico!)#and we bumped into this problem #but then throne offered a way to tip and I got super duper excited!#I have multiple different options pretty sure $10 all the way up to $50 #and then I added half /full oz juuuuust in case hahahahah #but if you want me to add a specific amount lmk!#like less than $10 or anything #just realized I could have like a $5 or something too #just putting this out there just in case you’re serious about wanting to tip #(obviously only tip if you’re able to cause I know everyone is hurting right now!)#but every single tip means the world to me rn 🥺🥺🥺#ngl had a bumpy day #but I’m feeling a little better!#I’m gonna chill and paint and enjoy my night!#🥰🥰💖#ask #anon #tip the birthday girl 👉👈

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padfootastic · 2 years

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I saw a Reddit comment about it, and I was wondering what you think would’ve happened if Snape had seriously injured or even killed James when he cast “Sectumsempra” on him in SWM? I personally think that Sirius, who was raised by the Blacks, would’ve seriously retaliated, unless someone else stopped him because either witnesses were around or Snape should be arrested instead, or that Sirius would’ve been hellbent on ensuring Snape rotted in Azkaban, because Sirius is still a wealthy pureblood heir and so was James, so they both are fairly influential as a result. My point is, Snape could’ve killed James in that scene and I feel like people ignore that Snape used a Dark curse in that scene that we saw nearly kill Draco and seriously injure George

an ask an ask i got an ask!!

*coughs* let’s try that again.

so. this is an interesting question that made me look up properties of sectumsempra bc i remember someone downplaying it but yeah, no, it’s still a potentially deadly dark curse that can lead to death if left untreated. so, moving forward with that assumption here’s a few thoughts and questions.

- did snape deliberately use a weaker version of it that day? was it not fully developed? did james keep bleeding from it? how did it get healed?

- in an event when the full powered spell hit james, how would snape go about it? is vulnera sanentur a known curse? would the healer know to use it? i’m a bit skeptical bc snape was the one who helped draco + how possessive (and secretive) he is of that doesn’t help the case. so would he just let james bleed out? sneak in middle of the night and do his thang? hope the nurse gets it? idk. i have an uncharitable view of the dude and i don’t think he’ll do any of the latter. maybe he tries to rationalise it to himself? but yeah, def don’t see a james-esque saviour vibe in him.

- so in the event james does get killed/harmed—i think, much as i hate, you have to acknowledge the power dynamics here. when the myrtle incident happened, hagrid (a half giant, less influential than a good looking, powerful half blood) was blamed and kicked out. if this happens, u just know the administration might go for something similar bc snape is the weaker party and regardless of whether james’ parents are out for blood (which they might be tbh) they’ll need to do it to set a step by example so the other purebloods don’t get fired up about the whole thing. they’ll probably also try to pin the whole dark magic thing (no matter how weird conceptualised it is) on snape and basically use it as a way to justify kicking him out.

- will he get azkaban? i…don’t think so, actually. not unless some very obvious retribution/revenge is carried out by the potters or sirius. hagrid was only expelled, harry got detention for the draco thing, draco didn’t even have consequences for almost murdering so many people—clearly magical injuries are treated a bit lackadaisically (and i think punishments r given not to reduce them, exactly, but save face?). there’s the dumbledore aspect of it, he might offer help or ‘sanctuary’ or whatever tf. of course, i don’t see 5th year snape, recently humiliated, ever accepting a groundskeeper adjacent position with dumbledore, ever. so then, is going back to his childhood house really any better than azkaban for him?

when it comes to sirius, though, oh ho ho. the poor guy would definitely wish he wasn’t born. all talk of privilege and power dynamics are gone bc james is not here. there’s anything sirius can deal with if james is there but he’s not so he can’t. 5th year sirius would also not have such a great control over his baser emotions so he would just lose his shit. like, i can just imagine him waiting in the hospital, praying fervently that james will be okay because there was so much blood but also it’s james and when has that bastard ever not gotten up? right? and then he gets The News and i can just see his magic bursting out of him? like an uncontrolled magical explosion ykno? just because of how turbulent his emotions are and it’s never like that and yeah. he’ll definitely go for revenge of some kind—like to the point he’ll have to be held back, which will be a whole feat bc he’s so fkn powerful ykno? like he’ll have to be incarcerous-ed by three people sort of held back.

and the faculty and students would know to keep an eye on sirius black. everyone has seen how close him and james were, there’s rumors all over of how ruthless the blacks are and no one expects snape to get off scot free (nvm that he’s probably expelled w his wand snapped) so sirius has to reign himself back very hard bc of how scrutinised he is. i can also see dumbles calling him in for a fuckall ‘let go of ur anger’ meeting and just, yeah. i think sirius would become a very ‘angry young man’ stereotype tbh. a lot of rage with nowhere to go sort of a situation.

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nosferatufaggot · 1 year

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All day today my chest has hurt every time I breathed in. Now, as I'm going to sleep I finally figured out why. It's cuz I slept in a binder last night.

#NO ONE FREAK OUT!#Don't freak out about my well being. Everything is FINE!#I altered a binder specifically for sleeping in. I was going on a road trip last year and knew there was no way I could handle bumpy roads.#Far too dysphoric circumstances. Hence the 'Car Ride Sleepy Time BinderTM' was invented. Personalized with Sleep lyrics.#Looks pretty cool not gonna lie.#But I couldn't find my shirt that I usually sleep in last night‚ and there was no way in hell I was going shirtless.#So I put on the Car Ride Sleepy Time Binder.#And even though it is hella modified‚ it was still wearing a binder all day and night then all day today.#So hashtag pain. Like I said don't worry about me. This happens every time I use it and it goes away fast. Haven't murdered my body.#But I like to share my stupidity with you guys.#Like...who woulda thought my random chest pain would be correlated with wearing a binder far longer than usual?#lol

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jiiyawns · 2 years

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late, but, 3 4 5 6 & 27 for the sonic asks!

it's never too late to send me asks :3c

3. how long have you been a sonic fan?

oh god okay so my sonic origin story is that when i was around 11 or 12 i caught some of satam then ended up binging all of it, then found out that it half continues in the comic series and binged ALL of archie (by that point they were at least 220+ issues in along with the side series like sonic universe, so when i say all i meant ALL of it) ... so by all technicalities it's been a little over a decade now

back then tho i didn't do anything like draw or look for fanart or read fics specifically for sonic (aka like, "fandom consumption" i suppose), so it feels kinda weird to say it's been that long even tho it's true !! i saw a weird little blue guy sayin shit like "way past cool" and "gotta juice" and i was like oh i have to find out what his deal is actually

4. favorite male characters?

sonic characters are forever playing spinball in my brain to determine who's my favorite but im what you call a basic bastard and tend to enjoy main characters/protags/main cast of most media i consume and sonic is no different (ofc there are times where side charas become my favorite but. well. not this series)

runner ups include tails my boy my little guy my buddy pal amigo and goddamn ANTOINE IS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I MISS THE MOST FROM FREEDOM FIGHTERS

5. favorite female characters?

when i was younger i thought blaze was so fucking cool, i would always pick to play as her for mario and sonic at the olympic games LMAOO she was by far my favorite kinda overall as a child ...

now im a misogynist /j i just tend to like a lot of the male cast over the female cast (which. well. it doesn't help that there's a lot more male characters and a lot more focus on them anyhow) the comics really tend to add a lot more cool female charas to help that out... i fucking Love bunnie and sally still, tangle and whisper from idw have really been getting up there + surge's design is so good

6. favorite games?

shy emoji i already answered this one with my confession i haven't played any sonic games hehe. teehee. tho i suppose if u count the olympic games one that's the only one on my resume for realsies so far </3 my favorites are based on plot and stuff like visuals .... i'm expecting sonic frontiers to become my first sonic game but i've also been meaning to play sa2 on steam whenever i get the video game urge again i've been slacking as a gamer

27. what do you like about the fandom?

sonic fandom is like. notorious. as we all know GJKLDGAS so i like to poke fun and stuff about it pretty often ... especially the more gamerbro side of it (the side that instantly panned frontiers as shit based on the first footage we ever saw of it that only really showed a bit of environment and movement. u know)

but it's genuinely such a passionate fanbase, like the sheer amount of fans and the amount of fanworks is always so astounding to me. it's notorious but that's probably because people care so much yknow ... people feel things A Lot for sonic as a series. if someone told me sonic has the most video game mods and fangames Ever i would fully believe that

+ fanart, fics, WHOLE animations and animated series and like the fucking sonic and tails radio my beloved and stuff ... so much is made every day even during lull periods between games or nothing rlly happening. crazy shit! people LOVE that goddamn hedgehog!!! so many people like it enough to MAKE stuff for him!!!!!! insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i've been on the internet long enough that 'fandom' is not quite a positively associated word to me GJASKLDJG #but! well! i'm always in fandoms because i too care greatly about things!!!!! so !! ! ! !#anyways. thank you for the ask <3 i feel like my answers are boring but what can ya do im just a guy who likes typical stuff #sonic the hedgehog #chaoxfix #doodles #asks #rereading some post gen wave archie stuff bc of this ask btw i missed them #sorry to all 9 other characters im not tagging them bc they aren't the series name </3 #i drew them largely in order of fave (from left to right) but i think amy and rouge are ... swapped/tied #kinda depends. i really do love amy but she has more bumpy chara moments in a series full of em #sorry if small text is considered obnoxious now i used to be obsessed with formatting my tumblr stuff and the habit/desire still #i also get embarrassed whenever text or smth gets too long and the small text makes me feel better bc it looks. less GJASKLDJG

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