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asherlockstudy · 26 days
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How it started
Link: You deserted me in front of a new friend! Rhett: NO I DIDN'T Link: And I was telling him you would definitely show up, you had always been there for me, we've been through so much stuff together... Rhett: I WAS SENDING YOU A BILLION TEXTS FROM THE MOMENT I WOKE UP AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN AGREE TO MEET UNTIL AFTERNOON... Link: I was so disappointed in you and exposed to my friend Rhett: ...AND I KEPT SENDING YOU TEXTS ALL THE NEXT DAY TRYING TO MEET UP Link: Oh well I thought you should get a taste of your own medicine Rhett: DID YOU NOT ANSWER ON PURPOSE? Link: ............... No I did answer.................. eventually Rhett: I KEPT SENDING TEXTS WITH MY COORDINATES FOR YOU TO FIND ME Link: I thought you didn't... Rhett: AND EVEN THOUGH WE DID NOT MEET I KEPT SENDING YOU TEXTS ABOUT THE WEATHER FORECASTS- Link: Yeah you were a little tense- Rhett: ALL WHILE YOU WERE CHILLING WITH YOUR NEW FRIEND Link: Okay, I really liked being in the ski center. Didn't want to go back early. You are not as much into this as I am. I want to make this a regular thing. Rhett: I WOULD BE MORE INTO THIS THING IF I WASN'T ALL ALONE TEEN-SITTING MY SON AND HIS PAL Link: Ok true but you generally aren't all that up for doing activities... Rhett: I AM. I AM. I JUST DON'T TAKE THE INITIATIVE. BUT I AM RIGHT HERE. I AM AVAILABLE. FOR ANYTHING. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? Link:.... Okay Rhett: If you have an idea, doesn't matter if it's my favourite thing or not, I AM A-VAIL-A-BLE!!!!!!!!!!!! Link: Got it.
How it is going
Rhett: So Link is off to his spring break... I mean... it's Lando's spring break, of course, he had to do fatherly stuff hahaha BUT THE FAMILY GETAWAY IS OVER AND HE'S GOING SOMEWHERE ON HIS OWN AGAIN and I guess I could also be enjoying my spring break and not having to work since he doesn't either BUT I CHOOSE TO COME AND MAKE AN EARBISCUITS AND I AM BRINGING MY BELOVED WIFE AND WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT OUR LOVING TEXTS, OUR VALENTINE'S DATE A MONTH AGO AND OUR PERSONALITY TRAITS AND HOW WE WORK SO WELL TOGETHER
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vamprisms · 1 month
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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batshit-auspol · 2 months
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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
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violence:
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drinking their own urine:
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or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
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Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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anartificialsatellite · 3 months
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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brightlotusmoon · 3 months
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lesbianwithchainsaws · 4 months
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
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hunny-k · 8 months
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
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fluentisonus · 5 months
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trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
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mushroom-punk · 2 months
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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE
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happy episode 11!
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yuri-alexseygaybitch · 6 months
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
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original character in chinese wuxia style by 旋风博文
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seashellronan · 9 months
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the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them
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batshit-auspol · 6 months
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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage
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Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics
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evidently-endless · 10 days
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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leavemebetosleep · 4 months
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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet
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I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.
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