#that's not an exaggeration

[rhythm-of-space]

him <3

📸: claregoestogreta on insta

#look at those cheeks #haven't done a single thing today but think about him #that's not an exaggeration #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #gvf

[roo-was-here]

this was for that thing you reblogged-

if i were to- hypothetically, of course- try and bake you your favorite pie to convince you to go across the country to my house, what would your favorite pie be- hypothetically, of course-

i don't like literally any form of pie soo...

#roo's screaming into the void #like literally none #that's not an exaggeration #good luck

[makethatelevenrings]

When you reach 3k draw a nightwing

tbh im so bad at drawing i would rather do the flip

#honey.txt #that's not an exaggeration #the lowest grade i've gotten was a C in elementary art

[lilylizard]

my lovely wonderful mother bought us groceries and helped me catch up on the mountain of dishes 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I am so lucky and so grateful

#personal #literally i have not had an empty sink in six months #that's not an exaggeration

[loosiusgoosius]

OH YEAH JUST REDO A FEW OF THE STREAMERS, IT'S NOT HARD

JUST A FEW

Anyway join S.S.Chaos' Discord for the largest twitch mcyt streamer notification system known to man

#honks from the goose #It's funny cause this isn't even close to what the rube Redstone Machine requires #This took 5 hours #That's not an exaggeration #mcyt #mcytblr

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

#skye's ramblings #i thought you guys were exaggerating how ass-ugly the discord update is. why isn't this optional. what if we all died #big thanks to discord and tumblr for both making bad layout changes to their apps in the same week. i love complaining <3

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

#this is just me ranting sorry #im very tired and hungry #and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr #well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes #pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky #adhd #actually adhd #executive dysfunction #actually neurodiverse #adhd paralysis #adult adhd #attention deficit hyperactivity disorder #adhd hacks #academia #neurodivergent #adhd skill regression #confessions of a burnt out gifted kid #<< i guess #former gifted kid #burnt out gifted kid #gifted kid burnout #realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha

[stinglesswasp]

Overseas 🇺🇸

#accents exaggerated for comedic purposes #except for Ghost's bo'oh'o'wa'er #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #john price #call of duty

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow! #but then shes gone…. for a while…… #and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not. #snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

[sleepsucks]

#31.03.23 #3309 #jean d'heure #'black market' is an exaggerated way to put it but literally translated that's how she put it as i recall

[bixels]

Wish regular folks on the internet would stop towing the line and continuing to act like furries are some weird, deviant thing nowadays. I’ll be watching Vinny Vinesauce and a hot male furry design will show up in a game and he’ll go ‘oh. Oh god. Oh god chat no. OH GODD WHY. EUGH CHAT STOP. (makes an inhuman noise) WHY ARE HIS TITS SO.’ Like, man, relax. His tits are so because it’s hot, get horny like the rest of us, next question.

#delete later #personal #I have to be reminded sometimes that non internet people actually believe being a furry is a dsm5 mental illness #and I’m not exaggerating a friend was in a psych class on mental illnesses and they used images of mlp ponies and bronies in fursuits #as an example of paraphilia

[professorsparklepants]

Normal day at the pharmacy

Customer: I'd like to buy some Sudafed

Me: (goblin voice) before I give you your pseudoephedrine you must answer my riddles three!

Customer: oooooookaaaaay?

Me: (normal voice) you want the brand or the generic?

Customer: generic.

Me: four hour or twelve hour?

Customer: twelve hour.

Me: ten count or twenty count?

Customer: twenty.

Me: (goblin voice again) you have passed through my labyrinth of riddles!

#this is only barely an exaggeration #i only do the goblin voice for my coworkers #lectures

[greelin]

very proud of myself for being able to drive but the second people start naming highways and roads and shit i’m out. “did you take 69 south? Come in at pissy shitty parkway?” brother i put it in maps and it took me here. You are speaking another language to me right now. one i am not even remotely fluent in.

#everyone taking this post immensely seriously: do u want one of my xanax. i think u may need it #constructing a whole narrative in your mind over one guy on the internet exaggerating for comedy. Get help