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integrityvictim · 3 months
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creeppostss · 9 months
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Anon with the headcanons request from a minute ago. More specifically what are your dark nsfw headcanons? Any uncommon opinions on EJ? What that eldritch horror peen do.... 😇
..... i am clinically obsessed he has been my comfort character for a decade 🤭
EJ IS MY FAVORITE EEK
I hope these will be as good as you're hoping!! enjoy anon!
GN mentioned with some references to AFAB/AMAB but they're just hcs so it doesn't really change anything!
NSFW under the cut!!
This isn't necessarily dark, but I feel like EJ would have a HUUUUGE breeding kink. He yearns to see his cum drip from any of your holes, and he'd repeatedly fill you just to watch it all seep out. Pump you full and plug you up, take you out in public somewhere to watch you get embarrassed.
We all know he's got sharp as shit teeth. And he would ABSOLUTELY use them on you. Anywhere you have open skin is free real estate to him, making quick work to bloody up and mark the most tender skin on your body.
To follow up, during sex, he absolutely uses his teeth to latch onto you when he's cumming. He doesn't mind the position, but usually picks one where he can see your face and hear you. Although, he isn't opposed to shoving your face into the pillows while you scream.
BONDAGE. He loves seeing you tied up and helpless, squirming under him like some little worm!!! Bonus points if the restraints leave marks on you, he'd absolutely adore that afterwards.
If you're AFAB, he'd 100 fucking percent DEVOUR you on your period. He'd almost beg to do so, twirling his tongues up into you to taste all your delicious goodness just for him.
If you're AMAB, he'd bite all over your inner thighs, tearing up the skin until it bleeds and he gets to lap up the resulting blood while he's sucking you off.
Because he's half demon, his dick is above average. Me and my friend occasionally dabble with the idea he has a tentacle for a dick, cause like, c'mon. Look at him. Human or tentacle dick, he knows how to use it. Could absolutely split you apart.
He takes pride in watching you choke on his cock, staring at you with such hunger in his eyes and grinning as you're gagging, choking and struggling to breathe. He only pulls your head back when he feels you can't take it anymore.
Tying in with that choking thing, he will wrap his hands around your throat while he's ruthlessly fucking into you and will strangle you until you're on the verge of passing out, and then he'll let go.
I've seen a lot of people headcanon that he goes into heat and I really enjoy that trope. I can imagine him locking himself in his room trying to avoid you but of course you come in and look so good he just can't possibly help but fuck you into his mattress until you're crying out of pleasure.
EJ is the type to try anything once before he says no, wanting to make sure you always feel good. If you tell him about a weird kink or fetish you have I'm sure he'd happily indulge you in that! He's not picky when it comes to you.
He definitely jerks off with your underwear, sniffing them as well. He'd cum in them if you're away, and lay them on your bed as a gift to tell you he was thinking about you.
I like to think that he's a bit of a stalker. ESPECIALLY if you show interest in him. He'd follow you around, stalk social medias if he has access, ask around about you, and find his way into your personal life. Definitely has a journal in his nightstand of information about you, maybe even a few cute polaroids of you sleeping.
He can be somewhat shy or absolutely overbearing depending if he's in heat or not. If he's in heat, he'll practically drag you to his room to carry out his disgusting fantasies. If he isn't, he'll approach it differently, touching you and sending subtle signs until you get it.
This absolutely does NOT carry over to sex. Once he has you under him he's feral. He lets his desires take over, and he will not stop for anything, unless you make it clear you are uncomfortable.
This being said, he's pretty good with aftercare! At first he doesn't really understand the concept but he begins to understand once he's messed with you more. He'll clean you up, snuggle with you afterwards and occasionally bring you something to drink or eat. Typically he tries to stay awake with you until you fall asleep first.
As for uncommon opinions, I feel as if he is more of a recluse. He stays in his room majority of the time unless he has to go on a mission. He leaves his room to talk to you and a few housemates. This doesn't mean he doesn't get along with the housemates, he gets along fairly well with everyone.
That's all I have for now! Thank you anon for the request! This was the request that really caught my eye first and I have a few others I'm working on!! Tips about writing and formatting are appreciated! Love y'all!!
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ctommy-chileno · 1 year
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Is this it? Is this the return of the chicken???
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russilton · 1 year
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@/MercedesAMGF1: Strong driving today, guys. 💛💙 Onwards to Miami. 🔜
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woolydemon · 2 years
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haha what if... y'know (plays the banjo in a fruity way)
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tin-cant · 6 months
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I understand wanting to know if Beau and Caleb are okay or how the religious members of m9 are feeling, but honestly I just wanna know what silly crimes Veth has committed in the past 8 years.
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bonefarm · 2 years
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Honey, baby, if you fire an AR-15 at a raccoon in a chicken coop you’re getting covered in raccoon purée. Absolutely nobody is using AR-15s in a chicken coop.
Why the fuck are these old fuckers who are confidently wrong about guns always the people making the laws about guns.
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achaotichuman · 2 months
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How I love making character analysis’ on characters from shows I have never once in my life watched. Not even snippets.
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fortheloveofaussiegrit · 11 months
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(📷biancastables)
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microcroft · 3 months
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i believe that our flag means death and one piece are somehow set in the same universe and no one can convince me otherwise
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detritiviolet · 8 months
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I think meeting lazerbeak and scratching his little chin and petting his wings would fix me
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ibrithir-was-here · 6 months
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im-not-a-l0ser · 6 months
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Am I planning to write a coffee shop au where Richie works at Beanies? Mayhaps, mayhaps
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paint-music-with-me · 3 months
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pleiabee · 1 month
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Is she on super estrogen now??
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rapidhighway · 1 year
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I miss S4 & 5 cas and not anything else
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