goodnight to my beatiful porn bots❤️😘😘👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩😘❤️💕👩❤️💋👩💖💗😚😚💗💖💞💓 and mutuals…gn i guess
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Haiku bot, please please notice me, oh notice me my little robot
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the bots have started gorping at me
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BEGGING new people to put SOMETHING ON YOUR BLOG because the bot names are too normal now to tell at a glance and I don’t want to block someone who’s actually a real human just browsin’!! Reblog at least one post (and also please change your icon from the default one to literally anything except a photo headshot) and u will be safe… please just one bro
In related news it breaks my heart that this blog is certainly a bot because a real tumblr user would TREASURE this url:
It’s beautiful. It sounds like a badly-translated magical girl anime attack. I wish it belonged to a real person.
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Is it just me, or has the amount of porn bots spamming tags dramatically increased over the past couple of days? Like, I can't scroll through a tag for more than a few seconds without encountering numerous blatantly explicit porn links
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I somehow?? Never noticed that Gabriel has his whole ass tummy exposed??????
This man has CROP TOP ARMOR im in hysterics
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emojis are the tone indicators when i'm texting my parents
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Day 2 for @heartsandsparksshipweek!
On the Road/Trouble
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“Well (dear) partner (you know which type), it seems like our hypothesis was very much incorrect.”
They’re going to be in (huge) trouble with Charlie and Heatwave in less than ten seconds alright.
(In case it’s too obscured, Graham’s wearing his glasses under the protective goggles.)
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i dont even particularly mind that "don't say goodbye" never made it into the actual game but the reformatting of glados' "my blackbox preserved the moment of my death so i had to watch you kill me over and over and over and over and over again" to "you were in my dreams while i slept forever" is so wild
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I’m going to lose my mind if blocking 5 porn blogs a day becomes the norm again
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haiku bot reblogs this post i am gonna make it a fursona
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