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chamomiletealeaf · 3 months
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I know I literally never write for König since he’s not a fav of mine, but he is really fucking hot and I can’t stop thinking about his slutty little belt loop that he missed when he put his belt on.
You notice it while talking to him about your upcoming mission. You casually look him up and down as he’s speaking to you not thinking much about your innocently wandering eyes until they stop on his hips.
“Exfil should be-“
“You missed one.” You say with a smile.
“…what?” He asks.
You giggle and take a step closer.
“Your belt loop Colonel. You missed one.”
You take a few more steps towards him until you’re standing directly under his chin and you reach both hands out to undo his belt.
König’s breath hitches and looks down at you as he puts both hands up in almost a surrender when he feels your knuckles brush right above his hips over his happy trail.
You truly didn’t mean it in a sexual way at all. Just helping your Colonel out.. lending him a hand.. well, technically two.
You undo his belt, pull it through the loop he missed, and tighten it around his hips again, causing the force of you tugging on his belt to jut his hips forward a bit. You never take your eyes off your hands working the belt and are completely oblivious to the way König is blushing furiously under his hood and how he’s repressing doglike pants.
“There. Fixed.” You say triumphantly, putting your hands on your hips and finally looking back up at him.
“What were you saying about the Exfil?”
König still stands dumb and speechless. A fucking quiet mess who doesn’t even remember what you were talking about. All he can think about is how thankful he was you finally looked away from his crotch area because holy fuck he’s rock hard now.
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jake sully + breeding/pregnancy kink hcs~
a bit of fluffy smut, enjoy lovelies <3
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song rec while reading: i see who you are - instrumental (björk)
• lying in each other's arms, sat not too far from the communal bonfire; you could see friends and family all around you from the secluded spot you were in
• most of the children were asleep at this late hour, but some gently sleeping babies and their mothers sat around the hearth, sharing stories with their sisters and brothers, mothers and fathers
• the dark of night contrasted with the warmth and yellowish hues from the burning embers, smiles and sleeping faces, alongside quiet laughs and chatter echoed off of the inner cave walls
• you'd felt especially restless all day, the only thought tiding you through the chores and work being this moment; sat with your head to jake's chest, nuzzled up into his neck; your face was turned ever so slightly to the side, taking in the sight before you
• usually the urge to fly, jump and run was enough to keep you distracted from this, but today the still of the little hours of the night with the steady beat of jake's heart was enough to remind you: this was home, and so was he
• the seed of hope in making it permanent had been developing as you immersed and integrated yourself more and more into the na'vi culture; your shared bond with jake only strengthening, and the yearning to share your love in new and more meaningful ways grew in your mind and heart
• looking out to the circle of na'vi huddled close together, sharing songs and stories, your eyes naturally inclined to those expecting; some mothers were yet to have their children of course, younger in stature and skin tone, their bellies swollen and full, usually their mates by their side; the sight made your heart flutter, and a small smile grace your features
• jake noticed this, of course; you'd been much quieter than usual, although the way your body relaxed into him intimated that this quiet was of no alarm - he'a merely been glancing down every so often to your form, curled up in his arms as he traced patterns on your hips and upper thighs
• your expression of an almost warm-hearted wistfulness caught him off-guard, though; usually you were asleep by now, breaths deeper and body heavier in his arms. this time your eyes were cast to the group sat about the fire nearby, your lips briefly pursing in thought only to grow back into a small smile
• using his index and middle fingers, jake ever so gently lifted your face up to his by your chin, taking in your softened sleepy features, whispering a quiet "...what's on your mind, babygirl?"
• sitting up a little further, you wrapped your arms around either side of his neck, lightly stroking the soft braid, brushing any stray hairs away from his face, behind his ears; jake's arms snaked their way around your waist, his eyes flicking up and down your form in curiosity
• you'd then proceeded to express what filled your thoughts; being human and working at the base in pandora, the probability of having any children was low. but your life was so different now; even your body was made of completely different components - all that was you was your mind, and whatever you wanted it to be was now up to you; unconstrained by human rules and physical limits
• at your words, jake made sure to listen closely; his earnest little tail flicks and swivelled ears making sure to pay attention, as you continued to express how you felt the increasing urge to have a family; and how the prospect of being pregnant was especially appealing to you
• the idea of being so claimed by someone, in such an intimate way; enough to change your whole body once more, not only for your baby, but for your mate. giving him a family, and the mutual respect and love that such a shared act represents, it made your heart swell
• jake's gently widened eyes and small open-mouthed smile only affirmed your words, giving you the confidence to continue, almost whispering your confession, "..i just...i want to have that with you, if you wanted it too...i don't have it in me to fight something so instinctual...i'd have your babies, i want them...with you."
• as you subtly began to gyrate your hips into his now slowly hardening length, jake's expression only deepened as he nodded along to you; your words almost washing over him and sending him into a trance. you wanted children, and to mother, and best of all..with him. you wanted his children
• paired with your now growing arousal, and lightly rocking your form against his, he could tell that this captivated you in more ways than one. his mind shifting from a place of pride and sentimentality, to that of lust and an intimate kind of eroticism at your proposed prospect
• he'd have no quarrel with fucking you deep, watching as you swell full with his child; jake sighed out at the thought, "ah, i see..must mean you want a daddy too, huh. a daddy and his babygirl, mmhm?", your now more desperate grinds only increased the heat between you, the proximity beginning to rile the both of you up
• "..yes..but really..w'na be a mama.." you'd let out, eyes flickering back and forth between his emerald orbs and the ground; your flustered form couldn't be masked even by the enthusiasm you showed at the idea of starting a family
• letting out a feigned-innocent hum of approval, jake nuzzled his face closer to yours, understanding what you really meant - maybe the family was in the future, but your current state: pussy wet, pupils dilated, hips circling hard into his cock, was more interested in the prospect of making the babies, rather than rearing them
• "..ahh, ok..so my babygirl wants to be a mommy, and wants mommy and daddy to make babies, am i right?..protect their family..take care of each other?..well shit, sweetheart", he'd keen, already knowing the answer through your eager nods, the little high-pitched whine that escaped your lips, and your eyebrows contorting in weakly hidden arousal
• jake was fully on board with this idea of course, but took great satisfaction in watching your squirms of pleasure at the fantasy; sliding a hand down to your cloth-covered entrance, he moved the material to the side, sliding in his swollen cock; there'd usually be more foreplay, but feeling how much of your juices were already dripping from you, he took little more time in riling you up
• making sure to be out of direct sight from those at the fire, he gently scooted both of you deeper into the shadowed corner of the cave; once fully-sheathed inside your clenching, wet pussy, jake began to gently pump in and out of you;
• hips bucking rhythmically into you, your hips matching his speed as you rode him in equal fervor; in between desperate chesty groans, jake continued to gasp out, "..ffuck..you w-want a baby, sweetheart? i'll give it to you, i'll give it...ah-ah, fffuck..",
• "so t-tight for me..must've really wanted this, hm?..mommy wants daddy's seed, deep inside, right? m'gonna fuck it nice and deep for you babygirl, don't worry..sh-shit..", as his hips pushed deeper into you, his head leaned back on the cold stone wall, eyes clasped shut from the way your pussy constricted around his pulsing length
• all the while your hushed moans echoed in his ears, as you wantonly nodded to his lustful words; knowing just how much you wanted his babies, he was going to make damn sure you got them.
:,)
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libearyn · 2 years
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Friends/Dance Partners
Post this at all the intersections, dear friends: Lead with your ears, follow up with your tongue, and let anger straggle along in the rear. God’s righteousness doesn’t grow from human anger. So throw all spoiled virtue and cancerous evil in the garbage. In simple humility, let our gardener, God, landscape you with the Word, making a salvation-garden of your life.                   ~ James…
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summerreign4077 · 2 months
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M*A*S*H Episodes With a Main Character’s Name in the Title.
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Hawkeye Pierce
Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
Carry On, Hawkeye
The Late Captain Pierce
Hawkeye
Hawkeye Get Your Gun
Hawk’s Nightmare
Commander Pierce
Bless You, Hawkeye
Give ‘Em Hell, Hawkeye
Margaret Houlihan
Hot Lips and Empty Arms
Margaret’s Engagement
The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
Margaret’s Marriage
Hot Lips is Back in Town
Are You Now, Margaret?
Henry Blake
Henry, Please Come Home
The Trial of Henry Blake
Henry in Love
Abyssinia, Henry
Radar O’Reilly
Radar’s Report
Lt. Radar O’Reilly
Goodbye, Radar: Part 1
Goodbye, Radar: Part 2
Charles Winchester
The Winchester Tapes
Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde
Father Mulcahy
Mulcahy’s War
Sherman Potter
Potter’s Retirement
BJ Hunnicutt
BJ Papa San
Trapper, Frank, and Klinger are the only main characters who never had their names in an episode title.
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sleights-of-hand · 6 months
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Oh, is it request time? How about Colonel Hsu? Or maybe Julie Farkas?
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This is how I felt today so this is what I drew. Guy deserves a nap, and a maybe even a makeshift blanket from one of his men.
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onebadnoodle · 1 year
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wanted to practice some pixel art so here are some sprite redraws from the colonel's bequest. it was weird to work with the ms dos palette
I don't do a lot of pixel art but its always interested me idk maybe i'll experiment with it more
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enne-uni · 6 months
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I’ve been bamboozled by English again. I thought ‘cicada’ had the same A sound twice in a row. Exactly the same, but the ‘ca’ would be pronounced like the one in ‘car’.
Nope, I’m wrong for assuming, apparently.
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opens-up-4-nobody · 19 days
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:-P
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arealtrashact · 6 months
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Being a relatively new follower, I was pleasantly surprised to learn you're an Elvis fan, and I have two questions. What is this about an "Animal albums" series, and what did you think of that animated show, Agent Elvis? On the latter, I could take it or leave it.
Last year I started a little personal project where I redrew album covers / artists I enjoy as animals that I felt fit them.
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I haven't seen Agent Elvis. This is going to sound like such a nitpicky gripe but I couldn't get past Matthew McConaughey's voice. Elvis Presley is probably the easiest human being to impersonate EVER -- so to hear McConaughey's 'give us nothing' approach made me recoil. I never advanced beyond watching the trailer.
That being said, I think Elvis's design in the show is very charming ! I'm a big fan of Robert Valley's work and I enjoy the fact that, in his own words, he "wanted him (Elvis) to look adorable and dangerous."
He understood the assignment.
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posrar · 1 year
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The first two are FROM FUCKING DECEMBER
-last two belong together, quaritch secretly watching spider. one wholesome moment the y deserved :}
(and yes the faces look kinda goofy and theres things missing- they are unfinished)
- 5/7 -
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doll-elvis · 9 months
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Elvis' handwritten acceptance speech for his "Ten Young Outstanding Men" Jaycee award in 1971 ♡
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temeyes · 9 months
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pov: you detained his men
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jasonisaacs · 9 months
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I advance myself only through victory.
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um-jammer-rammy · 9 months
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doodles
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some of these are from my swap au but i'm posting them here anyway
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koushuwu · 6 months
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i want to devour him <3
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1strecomdejablue · 1 year
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"Colonel, would you like some bleach and holy water to cleanse your eyes of the fan fiction you have seen, sir?"
"I'd put you all in the brig with no food for a week if I could find out who was behind these fictionalizations of my character!"
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