#the most pathetic guy ever

[gnomeantics]

OH YEA yesterday i was chatting with an intern for the first time yesterday and at the end of our meeting she was like "I watched this show I think you'd like... have you seen Our Flag Means Death?"

and i literally felt my face twitch as i held in my laughter cause while Yes Some but Not Really cause i decided to wait to watch the rest with my rival but How do i Explain that Without Explaining that?

so i told her not yet, but my friends like it, and "i think they like this sad little man... well maybe he isn't that little... he follows Blackbeard around?" and she was like "Izzy??" and i snapped my fingers like "that's the guy!!"

i mean to be fair that is pretty accurate. he IS just a sad little man who follows blackbeard around and i absolutely ADORE that description of him

#the most pathetic guy ever #hes like a kicked puppy #ofmd #love letters #this is a joyous story btw. thank you so much

[beatcroc]

pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good... #i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying. #fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however.... #on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #arting #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.

[aka-riverside]

love the hc that bebe takes marjorine shopping

bonus silly doodle

#they deffo get matching jewellery #i love drawing clyde as the most pathetic guy ever #i find it very funny #sp kenjorine #bunny south park #sp clybe #marjorine stotch #bebe stevens #kenny mccormick #clyde donovan #leopold butters stotch #sp butters #sp clyde #sp bebe #sp kenny #sp marjorine

[cillixn]

Peaky Blinders is a straight guy show, why are so you obsessed?

i have never, and i mean EVER, met a single straight man who actually understood peaky blinders

#that is a show solely for the girlies‚ gays‚ and theys #straight guys always want to idolize tommy shelby like ??? #my brother in christ… did we even watch the same show #that is not your badass sigma male hero #that is the saddest most pathetic man i’ve ever seen #asks

[shit-ultrakill-imagines]

imagine gabriel attempting to bake something but he completely fucks it up. like it comes out of the oven burnt to hell purgatory heaven and back

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #can we make this guy the most pathetic failboy loser ever

[ngc-5194]

love this guy. the autism.

#twewy #neo twewy #ntwewy #neo twewy spoilers #rindo kanade #shoka sakurane #fret furesawa #hazuki mikagi #WORLDS MOST PATHETIC CRINGE FAIL GUY EVER #i love him. #lemon blossoms #rindo

[chepib3]

big fan of when bruce tries to help others and he just ruins everything My poor wife that doesn't know how to communicate yes he will jump to conclusions and make decisons for you to sneakily control your life but please forgive him he's trying to show how much he loves you

#tbh bruce is in complicated moral situations too often he needs to catch a break #im thinking so much about bruce lately Most pathetic man ever i love him #every time some guy says im just like batman or whatever i know theyre joking #but im barely holding back from going on a very long rant about his values (he isnt vengeance oh my god this is batman 101) #and how much his family and friends mean to him even if he will be lonely forever bc hes traumatized and cant get pass it #and how he isnt really batman or bruce wayne or brucie wayne or a father but a little boy on an alley watching his parents die #over and over again #throw dick grayson in there and im not shutting up Ever #my posts are getting less coherent as time goes by. Perfect i dont want anyone to understand what im talking about #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #thankfully everyone close to bruce knows this already #so they're just like ugh. again?? #but they Understand..

[coolesthscharacter]

not to be that guy but i feel like the only reason latulas winning currently is because of hs2 which took dirk strider from being ‘guy putting up a cool front but he still does actually cool stuff sometimes’ to ‘comedy relief loserguy in anime cosplay’ which makes it literally impossible to vote for him vs latula because compared to her, a character whose only character trait is very similar (surfacewise) to how dirk was in homestuck, like obviously people are gonna pick latula even though compared to regular dirk shes kind of a loser because compared to ult dirk shes radical as hell and solos ez

(this isnt a criticism btw its an observation . i like figuring out trends in stuff im an analysis nerd. pls still vote for whoever you want)

#coolest homestuck character 2023 #cooladmin speaks words #i dont know if this makes sense I literally just woke up #i have a lot of opions about how hs2 ruined dirk but something i never get to talk about is how they established him as a villain but then #didnt know how to make him actually be a scary guy or whatever so they just gave up and made him be the most pathetic thing ever to exist #cause i guess writing engaging villains is too difficult or something lol #i mean i already didnt like that they made him a villain but if thryre gonna fo it at least do it well #same with how jane crocker shoulfnt have been a villain eithet but i can talk about jane for literal hours so dont get me started on her #justice for jane crocker #oh and also for dirk too . i forgot this was a dirk post

[forgondor]

scott pilgrim is the most character ever. He keeps trying to pay for everything for his friends by reflex even though he literally doesnt have money to live. He gets bullied by his little sister. He didnt realise his best friend was gay despite said friend literally saying it out loud to him and everyone else knowing it. He's obsessed with his horrible ex who is also an international popstar. He can cook. He's the most pathetic and horrible guy in his friends group and everyone knows it but somehow they all stick with him. He's an insanely good fighter. He's in a shitty rock band

#he's the most uncool guy on the planet idk why anyone ever thought he was cool!! #however he is undoubtebly SO character #i'm so attached to him. And his shitty shitty behaviour. Listen he grows #you cant have character growths with characters that are already cool #scott however. He starts out unbelievably pathetic and sexist #and over the course of the next eight volumes #he becomes slightly less pathetic and sexist #and I appreciate that. #scott pilgrim

[eastgaysian]

my personal special recommendation for something to watch post-succession is patriot (2015-2018) it was a series i really enjoyed when it was coming out and i think the general bizarreness and dark comedy has a similar appeal. explaining what it's about is like okay so there's a really depressed cia operative who has to go to luxembourg under a non-official cover at a piping firm and he writes these folk songs no stop Hear me out

#most miserable wet and pathetic guy you've ever seem does some deeply unethical shit for like 15 hours

[fagmegumi]

generally beginning to realize that most people who thirst for the jjk men are doing so incorrectly and for the wrong reasons like just making up a generic archetype of a really cool hot guy from those het smutty self published amazon novels and pretending theyre the jjk dudes. when you can say anything about gege akutami but he gave us such a diverse & fascinating cast of hot dudes who are losers in such specific and different ways but always so devastatingly that none of them get any hole whatsoever

#like gojo is this hot super strong unflappable cool guy but he only had 1 friend who tolerated him bc they were both the most insufferable #guy around and ever since he died he’s been annoying hapless teenagers who cant do anything about his obnoxious presence and thats his #whole social life. #toji is a badass action hero who also in his head has the Action Man backstory of yes i may have been a shitty deadbeat dad… but i did it… #to Protect My Family😤 but his legacy is that megumi doesn’t remember or think about his and when he does its ‘oh yea that loser’ and also #as previously mentioned his only employable skill is Can Cut Down Big Monsters; Fast and he looks like he uses dish soap on his hair #sukuna would be the closest to the idealized hot powerful guy image at least if ur a monsterfucker which i know many of us in the lgbt #community are. but he’s also an apocalyptic maneating entity who’s tied to the whims of a chaotically good teenager who would eat an entire #jar of mayo on a dare and summon him to ask for an opinion on his new hair dye. #which is both a hysterical premise that should be used more in fanart/fic for comedy AND profoundly pathetic on his part. #only exception to all this is nanami but thats bc he is textually canonically there to offset the swagless vibes of the main adult cast esp #gojo with his dignified huge dick energy. #to be clear i dont profoundly care about any of this like i think its funny im not mad about it . but as a known pathetic guy desirer i had #to say my piece #personal #jjk

[snowyfrostshadows]

To be honest, this is all I can think of whenever someone tells me Dimentio wrote himself into the Dark Prognostics so Bleck would hire him

#super mario #super paper mario #i'm sorry #dimentio may be a master manipulator or whatever and THE most punchable mario villain ever #but i think he is also dumb and kinda pathetic #don't get me wrong; still hate the guy but he can still fit in with the tone of other big bads in thinking #he's cooler and more clever than he actually is #and....from what i can tell....bleck only hires the most pathetic little meow meows he can find to be his elite team of minions #i would 100% hire someone who snuck in a picture of themselves into his book of evil and thought he wouldn't be sble to tell they did that #dumb doodles

[maulfucker]

Star Wars oc time,, the most pathetic looking bounty hunter you'll ever hire

#hm i should make an original art tag #star wars oc #zabrak #latros omiss #maul is just there for reference #and because i like drawing him #anyways back to my guy #his markings make him look like he's always doing a pathetic little meow meow face. like 🥺 but crying #but he's actually pretty competent #if a bit of a loser #no one who tries so hard to look cool is actually that cool #the long earring has no meaning i just think it's fun and cool #idk why he keeps all his horns at the same tip height. he's just a freak like that #the horns get him to 5'7'' (1.70 m). the boots get him to any height he wants. but usually 6' at most #(for reference maul is canonically 1.75m (5'9'')) #i'm not one to enjoy making ocs interact with canon but i think he would get along with savage better than with maul #they can talk about missing their villages. and not wanting to meet a nightsister ever again in their lives <3 #he Would flirt with maul more tho. just to annoy him. and to see how far he can get before maul kills him #my ocs

[inkedmyths]

Day 5 - Pacifika + Joke

Get it?? Because his life is a joke????? LMAO

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #inktober #inktober 2023 #art #ink arts #my art #been a while since a more proper tma drawing #so have the most pathetic wet cat protag ever #simple but effective drawing. i forgot how easy it is to draw like this. a lot less taxing than some of my other styles #atm feeling way better abt the art process and creating. the inktober is working guys #<- only on day 5 and should stfu since all prev years they burned out jsdjhdfghjsdgf

[im-smart-i-swear]

guy trapped in a hell of his own creation: haha ive never done anything wrong in my entire life. and im always right:] anyway. why did my little brother move out:(

its so funny to me that at first glance tashi seems like hed be the most 'normal' out of all the clones but at least all the others are slowly healing n shit while hes just getting more and more insane each day and one day hell snap and explode and maim someone

#my art #my funky guys #HES SO FUCKING STUPID. #tashi im sorry ily but youre literally the dumbes fucking motherfucker ive ever seen. and a cringe loser. never change king<3 #like. this guy realised he was a clone when he was a month old and decided to base his new personality entirely #on the idealised version of the original he made up in his head. #like he did this to himself!!! he chose to revolve his entire personality around being a 'perfect flawless mom friend'!!!!!!! #in his head hes like the most selfless & altruistic person to ever walk the earth but in reality hes a sad selfish mess who just wants to #be loved. #he started out as a pretty nice and level headed guy who wanted to help ppl but then it just spiraled when he made that his entire #personality bc of his inability to move on from a lie he really wanted to be true. #he percieves shiro as this perfect flawless leader figure and he wants DESPERATELY to imitate that. deep down its not enough for him to #simply coparent and share responsibility w the others. no no no he has to be The Leader and do everything himself! #this mindset results in him later on starting to dismiss and undervalue his familys work and commitment to keeping them all alive- #esp soup. like sHE WAS THERE W HIM FROM THE VERY BEGINNING THEY ARE EQUALS THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY IMPORTRANT #AND HES SO FAR UP HIS ASS HE FORGOT. somewhere along the line he forgot. he missed the point. he spiraled too deep. #and he knows. he knows but hes so terrified of change and growth and admitting he CANT do this alone. #he wants to be a cool epic capable solo leader AND he craves family and connection soooo badly he cant live w/o his loved ones. #so yeah. hes an angry little pathetic freak<3 i love him #despite all that hes not a bad person. just a flawed guy thrown into a situation so stressful and traumatising that he clinged to the only #coping mechanism he had at the time and just sorta. ran with it. #dw he gets better tho! it takes a lot and his and sticks relationship is strained for a LONG time but he slowly gets better. good for him

[beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff]

getting gender envy from someone My Own Gender really is an experience

#guys do NOT become aware of the fact you're not cis like dont do it ever this is NOT FOR THE WEAK #I AM THE WEAK. #im gonna die im like what the fuck #charli xcx is literally a woman why am i going 'god i wish i was a woman' I AM A WOMAN #i get it tho its like #the desire to want to be a woman does that make sense #god i need a sideblog #radiohead save me #theyre one of about 2 bands that makes actually good sad music like dont whip out the fucking #julien baker or something im sorry I hate her #when yiurw saying 'oh this is so sad' like im looking for MUSIC not just someone going 'i wanna kill myself' over an acoustic guitar getting #strummed in the most pathetic BORING way known to man like jesus fucking christ can we.make MUSIC a thing again omfggg #blah blah! #not 75 stuff