#the roomate chronicles
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Shoutout to how shitty this roomate situation has gotten 🧍
Not even gonna hide my rant in the tags because I want people to see that I've been dealing with
-Before our campus shut down for the winter storm, I put a note on my microwave saying "stop slamming my microwave or I'm bringing it home" (this roomate had kept slamming it to the point where the door was having trouble opening)
-Next day, we find out she called her mom to come buy her a personal microwave
-During the storm break, we deep clean the common areas to see that she's removed all of her things and carelessly dumped all of our things out into drawers
-When the break ended and both of our roomates were back, she was suddenly giving us the silent treatment
-Silent treatment has lasted for days now. While it's nice not hearing her talk, she won't listen to anything we have to say
-One of the things we said: "we're going do laundry, please don't lock us out 🙏" and not once, but twice, she "accidentally" locked us out (we were only gone about 2-3 minutes per trip)
-it's been three days now, and she's been hogging up the common area literally all hours of the day blasting music, slamming doors, and singing (badly I might add)
-our other roommate talked with us while she was at a meeting earlier because I had brought up the lock-out incident and after we explained what she's been doing, she agrees that she's being really childish and petty
-after us 3 left the common area, she went right back to being loud in the kitchen
-it's the 3rd night now and I finally called an RA to see what I can do
-I can file a personal statement and get a neutral mediator to listen to all sides so we can come to a compromise (and if she breaks the compromises like the last few times she has, she can face serious trouble with the University)
-the three of us other roomates have a separate group chat and all of us agree that a personal statement would be a good idea
That is all for now but I'll keep this updated 🫡 if anyone knows any way I could get her into trouble so she rethinks the petty shit she's doing lmk <3
#what's a cool tag for this so I can come back later#um#fuck it#the roomate chronicles#we've had previous issues with her inviting people over too 🧍 all we ask for is a little warning and she can't even be bothered to do that#she's. so so shitty. it doesn't take much to not be a total piece of shit but she can't even do the bare minimum
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sherlock holmes adaptations really range from hes a modern day genius/questionably in love with his flatmate to hes actually an idiot and honestly gotta love that for him
#sherlock bbc#tgaa chronicles#sherlock holmes#herlock sholmes#dgs#the great ace attorney#being in love with his roomate was lowkey in the source material too but you didnt hear it from me#arthur conan doyle#bbc sherlock
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*flirting* did you know i'm on the leaderboard for "did sex"
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✧✮ 🎀 Animal Creator SAGAU 🎀 ✧✮
⋅˚₊‧ ୨🐗୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Boar!Creator:
A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 1, A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 2, A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 3, Venti Encounter, Diona Encounter, Fooling Venti, Visiting A Friend, Destroying Diluc With Diona, Roomates, The True Creator?, Fish Blasting With Friends, Barbara Encounter, Frozen Vineyards, Killing Venti (with cats), Dvalin Rides with Klee & Diona, Mika Encounter (with Klee!), Kaeya Encounter, Visiting A Friend pt. 2, Naps with Venti, Joining the Choir, Destroying Diluc With Diona Pt. 2, Gifts for the Children, No Weapons for Boar, Fear the Librarian, Bombing Liyue, No Cooking Boar, Albedo & Sucrose Encounter
⋅˚₊‧ ୨🦦୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Otter!Creator:
The Otter Chronicles Pt. 1, The Otter Chronicles Pt. 2, Otter and Neuvillette, Otter and Furina, Aether Encounter, Visiting A Friend, Roomates, Happy Birthday Neuvillette!, The True Creator?, Nighttime Shenanigans, The Curtains Closing, Alone Time, Shells for the family, Otter Opera, Spending Time with the Melusine, A Letter from Far Off Shores
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Kaveh & Alhaitham Encounter, Tighnari Encounter, Roomates, Nahida & Aether Encounter, The True Creator?, Visiting A Friend pt. 2, Sitting on a Throne~
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Raiden Shogun Encounter, Roomates, Yae Miko Encounter, The True Creator?, MISS. HINA!?!?!
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Zhongli & Xiao Encounter, Roomates, The True Creator?
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Liyue Encounter, Mountain Shaper Encounter
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Qiqi, Baizhu & Yanfei Encounter
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Tighnari & Collei Encounter, Cy-NOOO!!!, Slowly Healing, Found Family, Moonlit Desert Travels
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Abyssal Encounter
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Liyue’s New Dragon, Fontaine’s New Dragon
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Zapolyarny Palace Encounter
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Zhongli Encounter
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Mondstadt Encounter
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Inazuma Encounter
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Dori Encounter
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Where in the world is Raccoon?, THEY STOLE WHAT??, A Gift from a Friend
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Fontaine Encounter
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Freminette Encounter
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Liyue Encounter
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Wriothesley & Sigewinne Encounter
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Fake It — Masterlist
synopsis: a pair of best friends, one apartment, and one fake dating ploy to get jake’s ex girlfriend back, will end well right? wrong.
pairing: jake seresin x female reader.
warnings: no use of y/n, slow burn, underage drinking, light drug use, fluff, angst, smut. 18+ blog minors dni. jake and reader are both 20. each part will contain its own warnings.
college au, fake dating trope, roommate trope
fake it playlist | fake it taglist | jake’s playlist
fake it asks
teaser
chapter one: kiss me
chapter two: drunk on halloween
chapter three: deja vu
chapter four: waste my time*
chapter five: the in between
chapter six:
chapter seven:
chapter eight:
chapter nine:
chapter ten:
chapter eleven:
one shots/blurbs:
the disasters of baking with jake
jake finds a sex playlist another guy made for you
snuggling with jake
beach day with jake
pulling away from jake
texts:
roomate chronicles
roomate chronicles 2
roommate chronicles 3
the tshirt
..
moodboards:
jake & you
visit top-gun university’s other students:
follow the adventures of bob
follow the adventures of bradley
feel free to follow @waklman-library and turn on notifs to be notified when i post!
#jake seresin masterlist#jake seresin#jake hangman seresin#jake seresin au#tgm au#jake seresin x reader#jake seresin fluff#jake seresin x y/n#jake seresin fic#jake seresin x you#jake hangman x reader#jake hangman fic#jake seresin smut#jake hangman smut#hangman smut#tgm fic#jake hangman x y/n#jake hangman x you
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Could you recommend some SasuNaru fics?
SASUNARU FIC RECS
Alright, so here's a collection of some of my favorite, re-read worthy SasuNaru fics of all time. The list is bound to expand, but for now, we have these gems.
i'll let it grow wild in my veins by thunderpoint
Summary:
“That’s good, right?” He feels somewhat out of his mind. It's a rush he's not used to, something he doesn't particularly like, and it leaves him wondering if this is what he should have felt when this whole thing first started. “When your future brother-in-law says shit like that it means that he approves of you, right? Fuck, I’m getting married to Uchiha Itachi’s little brother, Shika. What the fuck-”
Shikamaru’s face twists, “Naruto-”
The kitchen door bursts open, and Temari steps into the living room, gaping at them both. “Naruto’s getting married?"
Status: Currently Ongoing, 10/?
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, Slow Burn.
Thoughts: One of the best arranged marriage fics ever, the writing is amazing and out of this world, and if you haven't read this masterpiece what are you even doing with your life?
(You can also find the author on tumblr @thunder-point.)
2. everybody knows that you cradle the sun by Lyxxie
Summary:
“Y’know—before mom passed—she used to tell me about my dad. She'd tell me the kind of person you wanted to end up with, someone you kept around. She'd tell me about opposites, about calming the other one down and bringing them back up, about how they'd do the same for you. She'd say that you wanted someone who remembered things about you, not just the big stuff. Mundane shit that doesn't need to be remembered, but they do anyway. She'd say 'keep those who chronicle your life because it's theirs, too'."
OR:
Naruto challenges Sasuke to a game of “who knows the other person better.” Sasuke panics when he realizes that he might be the winner because what in the actual fuck does that mean?
He doesn’t know. Naruto tells him.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Roomates, College/University. Humor. Domestic. Explicit Sexual Content.
Thoughts: A fic I would sell my soul for. You haven't lived if you haven't read this fic.
3. Waiting for an Answer by KinomiAkai
Summary:
After eight years of struggling, Naruto finally caves and confesses to Sasuke. But it's okay; nothing is going to change between them. Everything will be the same.
...The moment Sasuke stops bringing it up every twenty seconds, it'll be the same.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Roomates. Fluff, Humor, Idiots in Love.
Thoughts: Sasuke is an Asshole and I am here for it.
(You can find them on tumblr @kinomiakai)
4. It's All In The Kiss (And Bondage) by Dhampir (Dhampire)
Summary:
Sasuke never looked at Naruto as anything more than an annoyance like all his other peers, but a kiss, and a little bondage, is about to change all that.
Reddit Crack Fic Idea: After getting kissed in the academy and then attacked and tied up by Naruto, Sasuke realizes he has followed all the steps of the traditional Uchiha ninja courtship(An old process inspired by the kidnapping of a rival clan kunoichi). Sasuke feels really touched and starts acting like a Yandere, being really nice to Naruto in his withdrawn way and getting really mad whenever someone says something bad about Naruto.
Tags: Accidental Engagements, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Humor. Tsundere to Yandere.
Status: Completed, 11/11
Thoughts: Anything by this author is an absolute masterpiece, so do check out their other works! They manage to perfectly balance humor and fluff!
5. you and me, that's my whole world by cloudyheaven
Summary:
“If you wanted me to be your Valentine this bad, you could’ve just said so,” Naruto said. The cheeky grin he was giving him made Sasuke want to kiss him again just to wipe it off his face. However, he wasn’t one to waste a good opportunity.
“That’s exactly what I want,” he said, matter-of-factly.
The grin fell off Naruto’s face. “Shit, are you serious?”
The one where Naruto and Sasuke have been in an unofficial friends-with-benefits arrangement for months, completely unaware of their feelings for each other.
Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Jealous Uchiha Sasuke, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Valentines Day, Love Confessions.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: A perfect fluffy fic for grey days. Always makes me smile whenever I read it.
6. wear my heart on your sleeve by cloudyheaven
Summary:
Sasuke coughed into his hand and simply looked down at his ass. Naruto followed his gaze and found another uchiwa sown on his left buttcheek. “Oh, this is ridiculous,” he said. “Wait, is this why people have been looking at my ass so much lately?!”
He turned to look at his boyfriend again. “Is this why you have been staring at it more than normal?!”
Sasuke simply avoided his gaze again. “Not like I need an excuse to look at your ass.”
Or, how possessive boyfriend Uchiha Sasuke found a way to mark Naruto and make it sociably acceptable.
Tags: Established Relationship, Post-Chapter 699, Fluff and Humor, Fluff Without Plot, Soft Uchiha Sasuke.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: Perfectly balanced fluff and humor fic by the godsend cloudyheaven.
7. all the small wild things by GreatLoversLieInHell
Summary:
Naruto doesn't like to be touched. Sasuke asks him why.
(To be loved is to be changed)
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Relationship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Canonical Child Abuse, Touch-Starved Naruto.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: A fic that makes my soul ache. The author is simply amazing.
(You can also find them on Tumblr @greatloverslieinhell)
8. the vines that grow by GreatLoversLieInHell
Summary:
After getting discharged from the hospital, Naruto returns to a home that’s no longer standing. Sasuke, who doesn’t do well in cages, flees the first chance he gets. Unmoored, unsettled, Naruto looks to his motherland for answers. Uzushio calls her son home. The road to Uzushiogakure is long, but Sasuke walks it with him.
Sasuke, who looks at him, hungry.
Sasuke, who sees him, wherever the light gets in.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-War, Uzumaki Naruto-Centric, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Angst With Happy Ending, Uzushiogakure | Hidden Eddy Village.
Status: Completed, 14/14.
Thoughts: I shall create a shrine for this fic one day, for the adoration is not nearly enough as it deserves.
(You can also find them on Tumblr @greatloverslieinhell)
9. A Thousand Summers More by bluelikeskies
Summary:
Sasuke has seen a million sunrises, a thousand summers, but he has never seen anything like the way Naruto smiles at him, brighter than all those sunrises and summers combined.
Tags: Pining Sasuke, Soft, Prose, Mythical Beings and Creatures.
Status: Complete, 1/1.
Thoughts: Beautiful. Simply and utterly beautiful.
10. syzygy by glassedplanets
Summary:
In which Sasuke comes home, an errand needs to be run, several people tell him things, and he realizes just what home really is, for him.
Tags: Not Canon Compliant, Reunions, Homecoming, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Happy Ending.
Status: Completed, 6/6.
Thoughts: Ethereal, I adore the writing style of this author.
11. kiss me (under the moonlight glow) by ashmes
Summary:
“You count what happened in the Academy as a kiss?”
Naruto’s gaze snaps towards him so quick when he asks, “You don’t?”
Tags: Post-Canon, Post-War, Post Chapter 699, Soft.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: I would sacrifice anything for this fanfic. It is utterly amazing.
(You can also find them on tumblr at @sapphicvevo.)
12. Let me help you (this time) by Here_to_procrastinate
Summary:
Sasuke really kind of loves his boyfriend and wishes the idiot would start looking after himself at least a little bit.
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After the war Naruto can't stop helping everybody and is slowely but surely running himself into the ground. With a bit of help from others Sasuke tries to finally be what Naruto needs.
Tags: Whipped Sasuke, Jealous Sasuke, Everybody Loves Naruto, Fluff, Humor, A Bit of Angst, Post-Fourth Shinobi War, Protective Shikamaru & Sakura.
Status: 1/1, Complete.
Thoughts: Perfect feel good fic.
13. Overcoming Distance by Athqh16
Summary:
It starts with a bento box. Black with a white cover and a red strap to keep it together. There was nothing actually pernicious about it except for the fact that the person who'd suddenly placed it in the middle of Naruto's lonely cafeteria table was his one and only rival, Sasuke motherfucking Uchiha
Status: 7/7, Completed.
Tags: Modern Au, Angst, Love Confessions, Hurt/Comfort, Friends To Lovers.
Thoughts: An absolute classic, I adore this!
(You can also find the author on tumblr @atqh16)
14. homeward by mnee
Summary:
Sasuke returns to Konoha.
Or, more accurately, to Naruto.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Chapter 699, Soft, Boys in Love.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: Utterly divine, it's so soft I want to cry.
15. a public display of affection by fiveandnocents
Summary:
In the three hours since their arrival, Gaara has stumbled across them kissing no less than seven times. Considering that they are all ninja, he is very aware that this is no coincidence.
Or, five times Naruto and Sasuke get caught (plus the first time no one was around).
Tags: 5+1 Things, Possessive Sasuke, Kissing, Post-Canon, Not Boruto Canon.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: This story could not be any more perfect.
16. The Way To A Man's Heart by littledust
Summary:
Sasuke has no idea how to woo Naruto.
Tags: Fluff, Humor.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: Perfect fic for a pick-me-up. Makes me smile everytime.
17. the time traveler's husband by blind_io
Summary:
Throughout his life, Naruto travels to different moments in Sasuke’s timeline. It changes them both.
Tags: Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Alternate Universe, Inspired by The Time Traveler's Wife.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: Brilliant. Simply and utterly brilliant.
18. The sun is too bright, it hurts by waywardfacegarden
Summary:
The first time Sasuke sees Naruto, they are six years old. Sasuke is not stupid, he learns fast, and there are three basic things about Naruto you can know after being five seconds in the same room as him: first, he’s noisy. Second, he talks a lot. Third, he’s annoying.
Years later, Sasuke thinks the same, but Naruto is much more than that to him.
Tags: Childhood Friends, Enemies To Friends To Lovers, Everyone is Alive, Modern AU.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: chefs kiss Magnifique. Deserves all the kudos in the world.
19. i want you to want me (i'd love you to love me) by Aethelar
Summary:
Five times Naruto kissed Sasuke and he left, plus one time Sasuke kissed Naruto and stayed.
Tags: 5+1, Angst with a Happy Ending.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: This fic is something to live for. It is just so beautiful.
20. Red or Blue? by ReleasedFromHisCage
Summary:
Naruto took over his godfather's store so he could retire and creates a safe space for his regulars and one-time customers alike, mostly his regulars though.
Sasuke Uchiha is one of these regulars.
Tags: Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Alternate Universe - Bookstore, Mild Hurt/Comfort.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: It's everything I've ever wanted in a fic.
21. don't stay away for too long by kintou
Summary:
With Naruto living there Sasuke's apartement has finally turned into a home. So what he doesn't quite get is that Naruto is here, in his pyjama's, telling him he's going to move out.
Tags: Modern Au, Roomates, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Breakfast.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: And they were roommates. Oh my god they were roommates. I am a puddle on the floor. This is simply too precious. It's not good for my heart.
(You can also find them on Tumblr @soft-fics)
22. Killing it by dawnstruck
Summary:
A year after Jiraiya's death, a new Icha Icha volume gets published. Self-declared Number One Fan, Hatake Kakashi, grows suspicious, but keeps buying them anyway.
Tags: Humor, Mid Crack, Mind Angst, Kakashi POV.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: From the summary to the last line this fic had me hooked. Witty and charming and just the best.
23. The Color Of Your Heart by RedRemember
Summary:
The Uchiha were blessed ninjas who possessed demon-like abilities and demon blood. Their race had been wiped out almost to extinction, but a survivor sat in Kakashi’s midst. Kakashi felt apprehensive about training such a child, not wanting to train a bloodthirsty creature how to be a better hunter.
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“You’re experiencing your first heat.”, and “You’re an omega.” These were phrases his caretaker kept saying to him. Naruto felt extremely weak, but he understood one thing, and that was he would never be an alpha like Sasuke.
Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Naruto, Alpha Sasuke, Personal Growth, Blood and Violence, Mating Bond.
Status: Ongoing, 7/12
Thoughts: When I tell you I hit that subscribe button so fast. Simply perfect. All my hopes wrapped into a beautiful fic.
24. Bouquet of hate by FoolishFortuna
Summary:
Sasuke confesses his feelings with an unusual bunch of flowers. Humorous fluff!
Tags: Fluff, Flowers, Humor, Getting Together, Confessions, First Kiss, Sasuke's a Dick but he's adorable.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: Hilarious, sweet and amazing - a perfect fic to cheer you up on bad days, sad days or just any day in general.
25. Bare by KinomiAkai
Summary:
He's too bare. Too awake. Too used to the night and too desperate to leave it. Naruto's hand is a lifeline.
Tags: Sasuke POV, Love, Poetic, Romance, Ficlet.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: Simply gorgeous, ethereal, beautiful. Short and Sweet. It's perfection to the very T.
26. Just kiss me, you idiot. by yes_iamafrog
Summary:
Ino decided to have the annual New Year's Eve party at her house.
Or: Naruto and Sasuke kiss at midnight on January 1st.
Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Pining, Idiots in Love, Domestic Fluff, New Year's Kiss.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: The sweetest way I have ever been destroyed.
27. i love chaos, i love toxic by minttens
Summary:
Sasuke cannot handle the gossip that Naruto is in love with someone, and he makes it his mission to find out who.
Tags: Angst, Fluff, Post-War, Jealous Sasuke.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: I'm gonna be honest, I cried. This fic is absolute perfection, someone please build a temple in it's name.
(Also, you need an AO3 account to read this fic!)
28. unforgivable by eloquentstars
Summary:
Lesson one in Dating Uzumaki Naruto 101 is: Never get between a man and his food.
Tags: Fluff Without Plot, Modern Au, Cute, Tooth-Rotting Fluff.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: Sobbing for the tragic ending of Naruto/Pizza, but Sasuke/Naruto are too cute for me to mourn too long.
29. Blue Oceans and Summer Suns by orphan_account
Summary:
“Stop fucking lying to me.” He knows he isn’t, but it’s difficult for him to accept that it’s Naruto’s genuine feelings.
“It isn’t a lie,” Naruto insists, leaning in once more to peck his lips as if to prove a point. He’s half on top of Sasuke now, who lays flat on his back staring up at him. “You should see yourself right now. You look as if you’re looking at something worth more than your own life.”
Tags: Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Idiots in Love, Love Confessions, Sleepy Cuddles, Smitten Sasuke.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: I’m, like, one hundred percent super duper unbelievably in love with this fic.
30. Inevitablity by Sanauria_Maldhun
Summary:
Naruto's stressed and pining after a man who views him only as a friend. Deciding to get married to Ino isn't the best decision he's made (ever), given that they had been absolutely drunk while making such a declaration, but it's... a decision. Besides, what does he have to lose?
Tags: Background Sakura/Ino, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Mutual Pining, Angst, Jealous Sasuke, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending.
Status: Completed, 4/4.
Thoughts: It's like a cup of coffee/tea that perfectly hits the spot. I love this fic, I've re-read this so many times and it always make me feel. I love Ino & Naruto's friendship.
31. Armistice by surveycorpsjean
Summary:
Sasuke is still here.
Or maybe; love hasn't passed them yet.
Tags: Fix-It, Getting Together, Pining, Takes Place Three Years After The Boruto Movie, Where Naruto Gets Divorced and Sasuke never gets married.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: Best of the best. Like, the best.
32. speak now or forever hold your peace by frogsterz
Summary:
Will the ceremony be over by the time Sasuke makes it back? Is the news even accurate? Maybe Naruto’s not getting married, he’s getting…carried, somewhere. On a palanquin. Or he’s getting buried. No, that’s worse.
(Sasuke is convinced by a passing rumour that the love of his life, Uzumaki Naruto, is about to throw the biggest and most extravagant wedding ceremony in Konoha's history...but he's not the groom. How could such a disaster have happened to him?)
Tags: Misunderstandings, Idiots in Love, Sasuke Has The Emotional Intelligence of a Wet Loaf of Bread, Post-Canon, Idiots in Love, Happy Ending.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: These idiots, I love 'em to death.
33. symbol of the uchiha by humdrum_hummingbird
Summary:
Sasuke can't sleep, which, even after the war, is pretty typical. Instead, he stays up and watches Naruto sleep, and tonight, like most nights, Naruto is wearing a shirt with the Uchiha fan emblazoned on the back. You can't really blame Sasuke for being a little possessive after everything they've been through.
Tags: Sasuke Returns To Konoha, Possessive Sasuke, Naruto is a Ray of Sunshine, Comfort No Hurt, Soft Fluff, Boys in Love.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: This is so soft and gentle and tender I'm crying.
34. Final Destination by chaosxxx
Summary:
“The future is never set in stone. Even the smallest decision can alter its course. One action, be it accidental or intentional, can result in you meeting the love of your life! Or it can leave you alone and miserable… or dead. What I have here in front of you are the cards that show what lies at the end of each broad road.”
There's a festival in Konoha, and Sasuke and Sakura visit a fortune telling booth. They just wanted a bad palm reading, not this disturbingly accurate nonsense!
(SasuNaru fic. Pre-timeskip. Happy Ending)
Tags: Fortune Telling, Humor, Romance, Happy Ending, Confused Naruto, Pining Sasuke, Flirting, Cute.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: Everyone needs this fortune teller. Where can I meet her? Simply amazing and precious. Confused Naruto is just so adorable.
35. You Taste Like Coffee by itadakimasu
Summary:
All Sasuke really wanted was his nightly caffeine fix. How did it turn into this?
Tags: Coffee AU, Barista!Naruto, Confident!Sasuke, Oneshot, Sexual Content, Cute, Fluff.
Status: Completed, 1/1.
Thoughts: Perfect, like a good cup of coffee. Kicking my feet giggling throughout the entire thing.
36. Curiosity killed a cat by LydiaClairvoyanne
Summary:
Naruto realizes Sasuke behaves like a cat, and in his last attempt to make friends with the Uchiha, he tries to treat him like he would a scared, lone, traumatized, stray kitten. (I wonder what can go wrong with a plan like this.)
(Nothing, the answer is. Nothing, because the plan works.)
Tags: Sasuke Behaves Like A Cat, Naruto Notices This And Treats Him Like One, Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Angst, Sleepy Cuddles, Traumatized Boys, Soft Boys.
Status: Completed, 13/13
Thoughts: One of the best fics, it manages to give such a good character study without even trying. I love this fic, I would like to marry it.
37. in his arms by loverofgaydragons
Summary:
Naruto was there the night Sasuke left Konoha.
Tags: Angst, No Happy Ending, Hurt No Comfort.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: I sobbed so hard while reading this. It's just so beautiful, it's so beautifully written, it make me choke on sobs, I had to clean my glasses due to the tears, it's amazing. A heartbreak that hurts so good I will let it continue.
38. Time to Smile by hinata22
Summary:
Sasuke is on the verge of leaving the village forever. Naruto has other ideas.
Tags: Boys Kissing, Confession, Happy Ending.
Status: Complete, 1/1/
Thoughts: If you thought the last one was sad, here's a happier version. I read this fic back when I didn't have an AO3 account and would desperately keep the tab open as to not lose it. This fic is heartbreaking in it's beauty and lifting in it's sweet moments. A blessing, this fic is a true blessing.
39. The Master Plan of An Uchiha Husband-To-Be by Watermelonsmellinfellon
Summary:
Uchiha Sasuke is determined to marry his new best friend Naruto so he can share his family with the blond boy. He'll be the best husband ever and Naruto won't want for anything ever again!
Tags: Humor, First Crush, Pre-Relationship, No Uchiha Massacre, Fluff.
Status: Complete, 2/2.
Thoughts: Simply adorable, from start to finish.
40. Unrequited: sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn't by KizuKatana
Summary:
Naruto hates to hurt people's feelings. So when Hinata puts him on the spot about dating her, he doesn't want to come straight out and tell her he doesn't like her that way. Instead, he comes up with a poorly thought out idea to tell her he is dating someone already. All he needs to do to convince her is to show her a photo of the guy. He just needs to get a picture of someone so ridiculously hot she will know it's hopeless. He actually has someone in mind, a guy he'd had a one-sided thing for from his gym. Although, the guy is sort of an ass and probably wouldn't agree to posing for a picture. Naruto decides to ask him anyway. What's he got to lose?
Tags: Fluff, Unrequited Love Or Is It?, Humor, Cute.
Status: Completed, 1/1
Thoughts: Absolute blast, had a lot of fun reading this!
Aight, that's it for now.
#sasunaru#naruto x sasuke#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#sasuke x naruto#sasunaru fic recs#SasuNaru#SasuNaru fic recs#ao3 fanfics#ao3 fanfiction#fic recommendation#fic rec#fanfic reccomendation
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Chronicles of watching Hazbin Hotel with my chaotic bisexual bestie
Ep. 1
When alastor first came on screen, she said "[other best friend who's been simping over Alastor] was right, he is fine!"
"YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS THE PORN STAR?!"
"Wait. Are Vaggie and Charlie...you know...roomates???"
"Why is Doctor Faciller a cat"
"Why is the cat an alcoholic"
"Why is the cat kinda fine"
Ep. 2
"VOX IS HOT"
"OH VOX IS GAY"
"Why is purple guy bald. Vox can do better."
"VELVETTE IS SO FINE"
'NOOOOOO ANGEL BABY YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH"
Ep. 3
"EGGGGGGGSSSS"
*singing along to respectless*
"Velvette's right tho, why does gun mommy not want to fight if she sells guns?"
"Damnnnnnn, gun mommy can sing!"
"Wait, are Zestiel and Carmella married?"
"Is Vaggie Carmella's daughter? It would explain why they're both SO hot."
"SIR PENTIOUS MY LOVE!
Ep. 4
"Why is Angel tied up"
"Damnnnn"
"DAMNNNNN"
"No Charlie don't make it worse"
*started crying so hard during Poison that she needed a hug*
*through tears* "[Angel dust] is trying so hard, he just needs to be loved"
"YES HUSK GET YO MAN"
"THOSE FUCKERS BETTER NOT DRUG OUR ANGEL"
"GO HUSK"
"No baby don't ruin yourself!"
*got teary during Loser Baby*
"Husk is so sweet, he really does love Angel"
"GOD THEY TOTALLY WOULD HAVE KISSED IF THE SHARKS HADN"T INTERUPTED THEM"
Ep. 5
"Fire duck! Fire duck! Fire duck! Fire duck!
"MY GOLDEN BOY HAS DEPRESSION NO"
"OMG VAGGIE AND CHARLIE ARE CANNON??"
"Y'all can't like Lucifer. Lucifer is for the short people. Only I (she's 5"2) and [friend who's 5"3] can like him. You (I'm 5"6), [other best friend who's 5"9], and [friend who's 5"7] can have the tall people, I get Lucifer and Husk."
"HELP HOW DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN ALASTOR AND LUCIFER"
*started sobbing during More Than Anything*
*again through tears* "He loves his daughter so much they are so healthy"
Ep. 6
"Why did they make that Angel a twink"
"CHERRI BOMBBBB"
"IS THAT ANGEL DUST'S SISTER"
"Oh fuck Adam."
"VAGGIE'S AN ANGEL?!?"
"Oml I ship Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious so much"
"Why is Sera kinda fine tho"
"WAIT. HEAVEN DOESN'T KNOW?
"Huskerdust forever omllll"
"FUCK VALENTINO"
"The animation in You Didn't Know is PEAK"
'NO CHARLIE VAGGIE LOVES YOU"
Ep. 7
"CHARLIE AND VAGGIE BETTER BE ENDGAME"
"Alastor is a girl's girl we love him"
"I'm so dissapointed in Alastor."
"CANNIBALS?"
"Why is Rosie such a slay????"
"ACE IN THE HOLE OMG"
"They (Rosie and Alastor) are married for tax benefits"
"GUN MOMMY?"
"GUN MOMMY WITH HER HAIR DOWN?"
"THE SONNNNNGGGG"
"Omg SUSAN?"
"THANK GOD VAGGIE AND CHARLIE ARE STILL IN LOVE"
Ep. 8
"IF ANY OF THEM DIE I AM MURDERING BOTH YOU AND [BEST FRIEND TWO]"
"Huskerdust is love huskerdust is life"
"YES ALASTOR"
"NO ALASTOR"
"GET IT SIR PENTIOUS!
"OH FUCK NOOOOOOO"
"YES LUCIFER!"
"YES VAGGIE!"
"Shit why is Adam kinda fine"
"NIFTYYYYYYYY"
"ANGEL PENTIOUS"
"MOMMY LILLITH"
I'm showing her good omens soon, I'm scared
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One Piece
Stories
✢ cigarette break I Donquixote Rosinante x Reader
✢ dance with the devil I Donquixote Doflamingo x CP0! Reader
✢ dear doctor I Trafalgar D. Law x f! Reader
✢ en español por favor I Teacher! Donquixote Doflamingo x Reader
✢ fireworks I Trafalgar D. Law x Reader
✢ Chronicles of the Heartbond Voyager (ongoing)
✢ haunted I Donquixote Brothers x Reader (Part 1)
✢ shattered I Donquixote Brothers x Reader (Part 2)
✢ how to cure a jealous heart I Marine! Donquixote Rosinante x Reader
✢ pleasure the heart I Trafalgar D. Law x Reader
Headcanons
✢ as a priest I Doflamingo (NSFW)
✢ as your teacher I Doflamingo ,Shanks, Smoker, Corazon
✢ as your roomates I Smoker, Law, Corazon, Doflamingo, Shachi & Penguin
✢ as your teacher I Doflamingo ,Shanks, Smoker, Corazon
✢ being part of their crew I Heart Pirates, Donquixote Family
✢ being their childhood friend I Eustass Kid, Killer, Doflamingo, Corazon
✢ getting drunk with them I Corazon, Law, Doflamingo, Smoker, Ace, Sabo
✢ NSFW Alphabet I Law
✢ reacting to their s/o being pregnant I Corazon, Doflamingo, Law, Smoker, Sabo, Ace, Kid
✢ realizing their s/o is Shank’s kid I Ace, Sabo Luffy
✢ what they´re into (NSFW) I Donquixote Brothers + Law, Smoker, Crocodile, Shanks
✢ with an s/o giving a thumbs-up when she‘s overwhelmed with joy I Law, Kid, Zoro
✢ with a s/o who has tics I Corazon, Sanji, Law
✢ with an s/o not used to help from others I Ace, Luffy, Shanks, Law
✢ with an s/o showing them they´re top-surgery scars I Corazon, Doflamingo, Smoker, Law, Yamato
✢ with an s/o that has their jolly roger tattooed on their womb (NSFW) I Law, Luffy, Shanks, Doflamingo, Crocodile
✢ with an s/o that has strong period cramps I Corazon, Doflamingo, Kid, Ace, Sabo, Shanks, Smoker, Law
✢with an s/o that takes the initiative to take care of them I Law
✢ with an s/o the pollar opposite of them I Law, Smoker, Corazon, Doflamingo, Ace, Sabo
✢ with an s/o that´s void of any emotion when they´re out and about but bursts in energy once they're alone I Law, Zoro, Luffy, Sanji, Corazon, Ace, Sabo
✢ with an s/o with chronic pain I Law, Killer
JoJo´s Bizarre Adventure
✢ how they´d comfort you I Duwang Gang
Valorant
✢ cutting through I Yoru x Reader
✢ gambling debts I Yoru x Reader
#masterlist#writing#gonna keep this updated#my stuff#one piece#op#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure x reader#valorant
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Hey Vampire Chronicles community,
Thanks for being so nice. I’m relatively new here. I’ve never been super active in this fandom. I haven’t read all the books (the ones I have read were forever ago so I sure don’t remember details). I got back into it because of the show and to share it with my friend, @calipsan. With so little knowledge, I still jumped into writing a fic because I wanted to and to also share it with Calipsan. Our fic ‘Roomates with the Vampires’ hit a little milestone tonight, and I’m beyond flabbergasted. I honestly didn’t think it would get much notice. I’m like learning about canon on the fly here with input from Calipsan, who is the super fan. It was supposed to be something fun with my bestie and nothing more than that. But your kudos and comments have been so nice to a newcomer like me. It’s made it extra fun to write about Daniel’s adventures in a new world.
It means a lot. I’m usually chilling in more toxic fandoms *stares in Star Wars* that has gatekeeping *also stares in Star Wars.* So thanks for being cool and welcoming and super nice. You all rock and have made this really great.
Sincerely,
A very grateful newbie
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"WSU MOM SPEAKS: The Secret Keepers #idaho4"
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According to her parents Kaylee Goncalvez was an avid fan of True Crime and subscriber to the YouTube channel 'Chronicles of Olivia'. After watching the recent interview Olivia did with Kaylee's family I was compelled to watch this video as well. Here a mother of a WSU student, located just outside the Moscow community , shares that not only was her daughter made aware of the crimes before a 911 call was ever placed by the victim's roommates, but that many other students in the community were as well. It is alleged that both roomates did not awaken close to 12 noon and call 911 immediatly afterward the way most media outlets have reported. Multiple sources have stated that both roomates awoke HOURS before their call to 911 at approx 12 noon, not minutes.
Law enforcement informed the media that both roommates were sleep the entire time the attacks were occuring... which we later found out has been proven false, who knows what else the Moscow PD may not be being the most honest and forthcoming about. I think this crime has affected a vast amount of people and many in the Moscow community and nearby surrounding areas are still trying to wrap their heads around it. If those of us living thousands of miles away are having a difficult time processing the magnitude of this horror, I can only imagine how locals must feel. And just because Olivia has given this woman a platform to share her story doesn't mean she's necessarily co-signing 100% every single statement that this woman is making . She's simply allowing her to voice her concerns and opinions on her platform. On the other hand I do believe that it is important to reiterate this womans input hasnt been proven to necessarily be true....the thing is, a lot of it hasnt been DISPROVEN either, which leaves plenty of room for speculation. From the very beginning this entire case has sadly been one big dumpster fire circus sideshow😔.....
🐝 the 💡 you want to 👀
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Faves.
BTS. NCT. TXT. WANNA ONE. ENHYPEN. PD101 S1 - S2. Jeon Somi. ITZY. Red Velvet. BLACKPINK. Fromis_9. Kep1er. Kang Mina. Kim Sejeong. Kim Doyeon.
Music.
88rising. NIKI. JOJI. Rich Brian. Keenan Te. HONNE. Conan Gray. OneRepublic. Johnny Orlando. Why Don't We. Lana Del Rey. Lullaboy. Lewis Capaldi. Taylor Swift. Selena Gomez. Drake. The Weeknd. Justin Bieber. Shawn Mendez. Fifth Harmony. Jillian Rossi. PRETTYMUCH. Daniel Caesar. Maroon5. Dwvn. Miley Cyrus. Greyson Chance. Charlie Puth. The 1975. Anson Seabra. 5SOS. Coldplay. Cigarette after Sex. RINI. Benson Boone. DPR IAN. Rihanna. Rosie Darling. The Neighbourhood. New Hope Club. Chelsea Cutler. Lorde. Arctic Monkeys. Imagine Dragons. The Vamps. John Mayer. Bruno Mars. Vierratale. Tompi. Judika. D’MASIV. Fabian Asher. Biru Baru. Sheila on 7. Naif. Mikha Angelo. NOAH. Rizky Febian. HiVi. Ardhito Pramono. Nadhif Basalamah. RAN. and many more.
Movies.
Barbie Movies. The Chronicles of Narnia 's Trilogy. Percy Jackson. Dolittle. My Roomate is a Gumiho. Business Proposal. The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Lucifer. Don't Think of Interrupting My Studies. Never Have I Ever. Kissing Booth. Adenture Time. Molang. Jurassic Park. Marvel Cinematic Universe. Dibo The Gift Dragon. Never Have I Ever. Sanrio Clips.
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day blehhhh of broken arm:
I'm beginning to suspect my roomate has removed my swords and weight equipment from the house. time to start questioning our mutual friends
-katana
Ehehehehhe your roommate counts great! Is she/he/xenoblade-chronicles cute?
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a slay baby with rabies call that a slaybies
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The Various Chronicled Shenanigans of Hunter High
The Various Chronicled Shenanigans of Hunter High
Link to fic: https://ift.tt/WrFe0bO
by Jayden666
Killua and Gon are roommates at Hunter High, a prestigious boarding school. Leorio and Kurapika, who are roomates down the hall from them, seem to be hell bent on getting them together. They do a bunch of crazy stuff. Yep.
Words: 2300, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Multi
Characters: pretty much the whole ensemble yk
Relationships: Gon Freecs/Killua Zoldyck, Kurapika/Leorio Paladiknight
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, gon and killua are aged up a year (15 yos), kurapika and leorio are both 17, gon is bad at math, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Idiots in Love, AND THEY WERE ROOMATES OMG, eventual leopika, randomly updates, everyone just pranks each other and its funny, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Crack, gon is a clueless teen
via AO3 works tagged 'Kurapika/Leorio Paladiknight' https://ift.tt/pArYsP8
November 26, 2023 at 05:02PM
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Roomate Chronicles — Texts
fake it masterlist
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Roomate chronicles,
I told Ace that I baked an amazing apple pie, they told me to prove it and so I did. They were then incredibly annoyed when I told them I had in fact lied, and had never baked an apple pie in my entire god damn life.
#they really should have seen this coming#baking#apple pie#lies#roomates#sometimes i enjoy#fucking with them#i won#a#baking competition#just last month#she was mad#i beat her in that too#competition
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