Nori: [seeing a Maia, appearing to be a glorious half-bird, half human being]
Nori: [very hesitantly throwing bread at it]
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Sabre: Our space heater died.
Galaxy Steve, trying not to panic: The...the sun?
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[ID: photo of a man drawing at a table with text from a TheAndrewNadeau tweet "Drawing is a neat way to learn you don't actually know what anything looks like."]
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Source: https://twitter.com/theandrewnadeau/status/1069821140120559616
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A tweet from @TheAndrewNadeau. Tweet reads “Tried a new approach to filing taxes this year” with a screenshot of a Microsoft Word Doc which reads: “Dear IRS, I shall not be paying my taxes this year as I used very little of America, and the parts I did use (health care system, Taco Bell), I paid for myself and did not particularly enjoy. Instead I will be sending $20 to the guy who made Severance. It worked significantly better than our infrastructure and I believe I need to see season 2 more than I need a stealth bomber. Regards, Andrew”
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Cake @TheAndrewNadeau #aging #happybirthday #birthday #cake
Cake @TheAndrewNadeau #aging #happybirthday #birthday #cake
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I don’t really celebrate my birthday, but . . . .
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Mr. Mistoffelees: I’m so sorry guys, it was supposed to be an April Fools prank, but I untethered the universal constant that locks time in a direction of causality. If any of your loved ones come back to life, don’t talk to them.
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Weller: So, an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called-
Cammie: An octo-lie.
Weller: ... Metachrosis.
Cammie:
Weller:
Cammie: Mocktopus.
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[Image description Tweet from TheAndrewNadeau "Making a Jurassic Park movie about a guy who went the day before the dinosaurs broke out and is trying to be sensitive about it but also really wants to show you his pictures."]
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Source: https://twitter.com/theandrewnadeau/status/1181242951965523968?s=21&t=ug7yqiamuqN5UYXkAmTPEw
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