#there’s no platypus controlling me!

[needlittlepiggiesinmymarket]

They’re so me!!!

I think the horrors in my closet are finally fucking killing me one soldier has fallen to the mold and needed an emergency amputation I have yet to sew him back together and I think he needs a boiling hot bath to cure him of his ailment

I will find his husband one day… stay strong soldier… I’ll save you and your husband who is probably trapped in a box in a garage on a [redacted] somewhere

I had to add two images because I don’t know how to resize images… if it’s even possible

They’re just like me for real!!!

I can’t stop listening to Gönül salıncağı by Erkin koray I’m dying it’s taking over my life mt life it’s taking over I have not been able to listen to anything other than Turkish rock and disco for checks watch 4 months

They’re just like me bbb !!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!

bats my eyelashes (I don’t have any I have trichotillomania) I love fictional people!!! I should draw 500 images of jean and Kim and put them on my wall and cover up the horrors… the horrors…. the horrors… the terror….

They are JUST like me! For real! disco Elysium has taken over my life

Taken over

Fork in the road

This may be worse than interview with the vampire

Iwtv plus disco Elysium changijg my life forever buddies

They are JUST LIKE ME!!!!

I need to draw Kim kitsuragi and Jean Vicquemare 2000 times and also Judit I LOVE JUDIT I LOVE JUDIT I LOVE JUSIT I LOVE JUDIT I LOVE JUDITT MINOT I LOVE JUDIT MINOT

They are literally me

I have a TON of acrylic paint and colored pencils and markers that I’ve accumulated from being an artist and having a family who don’t know what to get me at Christmas I could just make so much art of them but only of their portraits or perhaps of them in other poses and such

They are JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!

I need to respond to the roleplay

Jena vicquemare but I draw him like the one octo dad photograph in the bedroom to the left of the door (I don’t have an image trust me: source my memory (my memory is bad at broad stroaks but really good at stuoid shit like the octodad photograph so it should be accurate))

I too am the most stinky man ever and also the gayest woman ever who has cut those fuck ass micro bangs and had a Bob too many times and dyed my hair 50726362 times (I turned a new leaf no more micro bangs no more bobs and If I need a dye it’ll be a green sink streak I MAKE THE RUKES)

I need ti respond to the roleplay

I need to respond to it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#well I fell down the hill and got glue on my hands #I’ve got records on my fingers #records on his fingers what? #I’ve got records on my fingers and I just can’t stop #don’t stop don’t stop #well I would if I was able there’s a platypus controlling me hes underneat the table #there’s a platypus controlling him what #oh I get it #platypus is a metaphor for whatever’s keeping you down #teachers are a platypus (my teacher is a panda) parents are a platypus corporations are a platypus #we’ve all got a platypus controlling us #no just me #weve all got a platypus controlling us. #I’m not speaking metaphorically he’s underneath the table #oh wait no he’s gone #there’s no platypus controlling me #there’s no platypus controlling me!

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

There's a Platypus Controlling Me vs. Gimme a Grade

#pnf #pnf songs #pnf songs tournament #phineas and ferb #pnf music #dwampyverse #poll #poll tournament #tournament poll #poll bracket #dwampyverse tournament #doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #brain drain #there's a platypus controlling me #baljeet tjinder #phineas flynn #the baljeatles #gimme a grade

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

Fun fact: I'm trans+use a mini platypus toy to pack. And whenever I put it in I sing quietly 'my penis is a platypus'.

anon this is by far my new favorite ask thank you for this

#p sure that's a cut line from the bridge of There's A Platypus Controlling Me /j #this is fucking hilarious omg #look i have an ask

[lovelywayniac]

The new Hamster and Gretel poster is looking nice.

#HIM #lovely wayniac rambling #hamster and gretel #hngrt #phineas and ferb #pnf #doctor doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #platypus controlling me

[104-days-of-gifs]

104 Phineas and Ferb GIFs: Day 63

#phineas and ferb #pnf #brain drain #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #there's a platypus controlling me #dj #records on my fingers #disney #disney channel #disney tva #gif #my gif #104 days of phineas and ferb gifs

[thoughtsofagremlin]

#music #phineas and ferb #cringe and the lizards #song lyrics #bi wife energy #there’s a platypus controlling me #if yk what I’m talking about sorry #These two songs played back to back and now here I am

[ittybittybumblebee]

What’s new guys favorite genre of music + favorite song

Whatever youd call garbage disposal slash guitar solo slash screaming witha hint of cowbell , and you know whatever genre their fav song is im abt to say because i dont know how to identify music genres at all + Im All Bloody Inside by Liam Lynch vvv

#me n new guy real liam lynch heads #asks #finalhaunts #another good one is whats up - crow song by liam lynch #xey would also listento like bobs burgers music plus ive got a platypus controlling me from phineas and ferb sung by dr. doof #and maybe some pop music but only the good kind #AND THEY MIGHT BE GIANTSS....... SHE WOULD LISTEN TO THAT and oingo boingo... #mostly my music taste but only the stuff that fit him personally #my ocs #new guy

[high-quality-tiktoks]

We just wrote the rap about this strange set of circumstances that were in the story.

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #dan povenmire #disney #disney channel #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #there's a platypus controlling me #funny #lmao #wtf #danpovenmire

[viralsongbutitsmeme]

#baby im yours but #theres a platypus controlling me but #remix #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #meme #Youtube

[eternal-confusion-of-han]

this rave sucks they don't even have platypus controlling me

#phineas and ferb #txt #minefield

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

There's a Platypus Controlling Me vs. Candace Party

#pnf #pnf songs #pnf songs tournament #phineas and ferb #pnf music #dwampyverse #poll #poll bracket #poll tournament #tournament poll #dwampyverse tournament #doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #brain drain #there's a platypus controlling me #candace flynn #stacy hirano #jenny brown #jeremy johnson #candace gets busted #candace party

[anymousse]

#phineas and ferb #top songs #instagram #squirrels in my pants #simp #aglet #gitchee gitchee goo #there’s a platypus controlling me

[punkindness]

Every time I use THC-O to get high my brain inexplicably starts playing the platypus controlling me song from Phineas and Ferb

Which wouldn’t be noteworthy if THC-O didn’t claim to elicit “spiritual experiences”

#definitely says more about my brain than the chemical though #me: what wisdom does my subconscious intellect have in store for me today? #my brain: [takes the longest fucking drag and blows the smoke in my face] y #yknow #we ALL have a platypus controlling us #me: …thanks

[hazbinhelluvagoodomen]

Vaggie: I’m reading an article about how free will doesn't exist

Charlie: IS THERE A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME?!

#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie

[britneyshakespeare]

now let me sum it up it was a strange set of circumstances (strange set of circumstances) i fell down this hill i got glue on my hands now i got records on my fingers and i just can't stop (don't stop don't stop) well i would if i was able there's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table

#oh i get it! platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down #corporations are a platypus! the government's a platypus! your teacher is a platypus! #we all got a platypus controlling uuuuussss #phineas and ferb #text post

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Bracket H Round 1

Bear With Me (Splatoon 3) - Villain: Mr. Grizz

There's a Platypus Controlling Me (Phineas and Ferb) - Villain: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

#villain song showdown #vss bracket h #villain song showdown round 1 #splatoon #splatoon 3 #mr grizz #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #tournament poll