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They’re so me!!!
I think the horrors in my closet are finally fucking killing me one soldier has fallen to the mold and needed an emergency amputation I have yet to sew him back together and I think he needs a boiling hot bath to cure him of his ailment
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I will find his husband one day… stay strong soldier… I’ll save you and your husband who is probably trapped in a box in a garage on a [redacted] somewhere
I had to add two images because I don’t know how to resize images… if it’s even possible
They’re just like me for real!!!
I can’t stop listening to Gönül salıncağı by Erkin koray I’m dying it’s taking over my life mt life it’s taking over I have not been able to listen to anything other than Turkish rock and disco for checks watch 4 months
They’re just like me bbb !!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!
bats my eyelashes (I don’t have any I have trichotillomania) I love fictional people!!! I should draw 500 images of jean and Kim and put them on my wall and cover up the horrors… the horrors…. the horrors… the terror….
They are JUST like me! For real! disco Elysium has taken over my life
Taken over
Fork in the road
This may be worse than interview with the vampire
Iwtv plus disco Elysium changijg my life forever buddies
They are JUST LIKE ME!!!!
I need to draw Kim kitsuragi and Jean Vicquemare 2000 times and also Judit I LOVE JUDIT I LOVE JUDIT I LOVE JUSIT I LOVE JUDIT I LOVE JUDITT MINOT I LOVE JUDIT MINOT
They are literally me
I have a TON of acrylic paint and colored pencils and markers that I’ve accumulated from being an artist and having a family who don’t know what to get me at Christmas I could just make so much art of them but only of their portraits or perhaps of them in other poses and such
They are JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!
I need to respond to the roleplay
Jena vicquemare but I draw him like the one octo dad photograph in the bedroom to the left of the door (I don’t have an image trust me: source my memory (my memory is bad at broad stroaks but really good at stuoid shit like the octodad photograph so it should be accurate))
I too am the most stinky man ever and also the gayest woman ever who has cut those fuck ass micro bangs and had a Bob too many times and dyed my hair 50726362 times (I turned a new leaf no more micro bangs no more bobs and If I need a dye it’ll be a green sink streak I MAKE THE RUKES)
I need ti respond to the roleplay
I need to respond to it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ittybittybumblebee · 7 months
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What’s new guys favorite genre of music + favorite song
Whatever youd call garbage disposal slash guitar solo slash screaming witha hint of cowbell , and you know whatever genre their fav song is im abt to say because i dont know how to identify music genres at all + Im All Bloody Inside by Liam Lynch vvv
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avephelis · 9 months
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RISE TWITTER QNA! no major news or announcements, but here's a list of new information and confirmations:
S3 could be brought back as a retro show in the future, but it probably wouldn't happen anytime soon (focus is on mutant mayhem at the moment)
it was never decided whether capril would be friends or girlfriends (due to rise's focus on platonic relationships)
council of heads! they're in power, but a lot of influential yokai (like big mama) aren't easily controlled, and "game the system"
despite not having his dual katana, supposedly f!leo DOES still have mystic powers
ron corcillo would love to see a spin-off focused on the caseys (if rise were ever continued), and likes the potential of a raph + casey vigilante duo
the turtles got their names after splinter's love for renaissance art
big mama's henchman WAS planned to be the missing sister, and rather than venus de milo, she would've been named after a female artist (possibly frida kahlo)
for halloween: raph dressed up as a kitten, mikey as a lion, leo as a rockstar, and donnie as j. robert oppenheimer
the mystic weapons stolen from draxum acted as a conduit to help the boys unlock their innate mystic powers with a "little boost"
they didn't realise mayhem's potential as a character/force until too late, but it could've been fun to do some stories of him being an operative (a la perry the platypus)
there weren't any planned stories for side villains (aside from the foot's cupcake shop), most focus was on the turtles
not much on casey jr's backstory, just that cass and the turtles were fighting the krang and leo raised him as a warrior. casey jr only has brief memories of cass from when he was very young, and was mostly raised by leo
there were definitely six baby turtles (two sisters)! and the turtles were gonna split up to rescue the one with big mama and the one in "the dimension", but they never planned much of it out
there's most likely a time gap between the rescuing leo and the ending scene of the movie, as "after a fight like that, [everyone] would definitely crash and need some recovery time"
there would've been more big mama in future episodes, and stinkbomb was planned to return
since the turtles became known to the public at the end of the movie, they'd have to fight to retain their reputation. this and their reception to criticism/backlash would've become a major arc.
on brother rankings: mikey is definitely raph's favourite, and they all look up to raph
the stronger someone's ninpo is, the greater the drain on their energy is (as seen with f!mikey and karai)
there wouldn't be much threat on villains going after casey jr's future intel, because most of it would've been rendered obsolete
nickelodeon would never give up the rights to rise, but they could license it to a partner company (such as IDW for a comic!)
as previously mentioned, the 2nd sister would've been trapped in "another dimension" and venus/frida would have to be won over by "helping her see that she had been brainwashed [by big mama] as a child" (and redeemed)
given more time, the show would've fleshed out: the hamato story, the hidden city's origins (krang spaceship that crashed into the crying titan being the source of the ooze, its fuel being what gave the yokai mystic powers), and would've used the rat king (who ron corcillo would've liked to be a powerful yokai with rat-like abilities and some form of mind control, who could've threatened the council of heads for power in the hidden city)
as far as we know, the turtles (aside from leo's spanish) only speak english (and even their english is sometimes a bit off)
rise probably wouldn't have ever "gone dark", but after the turtles were publicly known and full-time heroes, it might've had more of an extended plotline
the turtle's casual clothes somewhat reflect their music tastes (r&b for raph, glam rock for leo, techno (and 80s) for donnie and boy band for mikey)
future heights: mikey grew a bit and then shrunk under mystic strain, leo was at least 6ft, donnie a little taller than leo, and raph at least 6'6
mikey's powers could get pretty intense, which could've resulted in some multiverse episodes (ron corcillo would be most inclined to do a 12 crossover, but any could work). while leo portals short distances, mikey's cross space and time (with great effort)
given more time, how the turtles met april would've been fleshed out
in terms of how they take after splinter: donnie and leo have a lot of his cockiness, raph his courage and sense of duty, and mikey senses him missing his family (which is part of the reason of why he tries to hold everyone together)
given more time they would've done more with the transfer of leadership from raph to leo (and originally the plan was to draw that out over S3, rather than the abrupt S2 ending). they would've been co-leaders for a while, and at times mikey or donnie would lead (they aren't really a group with just one leader archetype)
there were plans for april to have more time with the specific turtles other than donnie (like how the gumbus was focused on her mikey and leo)
the cast's mystic abilities would've increased over time, and splinter has a lot of power that hasn't been revealed (as he spent a lot of time in the hidden city in his past)
venus/frida would've been very disciplined and so serious that's she's funny, and the dimension sister would've been "a little kooky"
there weren't really any plans on how the turtles would look in cloaked human forms, just that they'd resemble lou jitsu and may be inspired by their VAs
mikey is the only brother who can fully pull all his limbs and head into his shell (being a box turtle)
any usagi appearances would be a rights matter, and depend on collaboration
on timelines: april is 16 at the start of the series and 18 in the movie, but exactly how much time passes isn't confirmed
ron corcillo would've liked to do more donnie + raph episodes, like one where despite how donnie considers himself smarter, raph ends up beating him in common sense and emotional intelligence
f!leo didn't go with casey jr to the past due to being mortally wounded in his bleeding side
given more time there would've been more flashback episodes with the turtles at various ages
though he'd never admit it, hueso has a close relationship with leo
in early S3 there would've been an episode of setting up the new lair
mystic warrior f!mikey is pretty old (maybe in his 70s), and is strong enough to use basically any mystic power, but at great cost to him physically
no major plans with bishop, but once the turtles became more well-known he could be a bit of a thorn in their sides (like j. jonah jameson to spiderman)
there might've been some redemption from big mama, but also some relapses into her "villainous ways"
given a full season, karai would've been alive for longer, and would've trained the boys for a number of episodes
confirmation that some of early s1 aired in the wrong order (which the writers weren't happy about)
in rise, there's always an unpredictability as to how sentient a mutant will turn out to be
raph probably wouldn't be super uptight about swearing, provided the boys weren't offending anyone
there weren't any plans for romantic relationships (and DEFINITELY never an april-turtles love interest), but if they had ever tried something eventually it would've been with the same species
there were no specific plans for alopex, rita, or rennet, but anything's a possibility
in terms of the 1000 years ago krang/mystic timeline, the spaceship crashed first (possibly spawning the yokai), and other krang followed it, drawing in the invasion
that seems to be about it but if there's any more i'll do a reblog with additions
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motherofplatypus · 5 months
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A short fic of that scene where BDubs ask Grian if he wanted Scar to be killed. Don't expect good grammar, im just a platypus. Here's to you @morickkk mate, dont think I didn't mean it when i said im currently writing one lol.
Also don't expect proper grammar. Im just a platypus.
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"Hey! You want me to kill Scar?"
Those words flowed like thick mud into his ears. He wasn't sure if he heard it correctly, especially with Jimmy being a new voice in his head and nearly drove him into madness 5 minutes into the session.
So Grian waited for a few seconds for his brain to actually understand what BDubs just said. And as soon as his brain processed those words that almost sounded like an ancient language, he came to the realization that the words meant exactly what they meant, and his heart sunk into his stomach.
Scar? Kill him? Kill Scar? His brain jumbled up with the idea of the businessman had his blood drawn out of him.
Blood on his hands. A lifeless body beneath him, drowned in a pool of crimson blood, adorned with sands, poppy, and lilac. The rustic smell of blood filled his lungs, and an apology that echoed in his head.
Grian choked up. Whatever he had for breakfast crawled their way up to his throat. He barely just able to keep his food inside him. The acidic taste left a lingering sting in his throat, but it was nowhere near as bad as the imaginary scent of blood in his nose.
He can't let it happen. He can't let Scar be killed. He can't...he just can't. It doesn't matter if it's a task or just plain revenge, he can't let it happen.
Grian is aware that Scar's position as of now is far from good and trustworthy. He had played the role of a villain for 3 sessions in a row. He had griefed, burned, destroyed, stole, hurt, lied, and scammed everyone and everything. But it was all because of his task.
Grian remembered when he asked Scar to be his friend, but couldn't say yes because his task was to do the opposite of anything people said. He saw the desperation in his eyes, the loneliness. How he laughed while his eyes screaming for help to be saved. He's not a bad guy, at least not as bad as everyone thought he is.
It was all because of his task.
"Can we still be friends?" His voice echoed, gentle and desperate as a red name could be. Poppies and lilacs in hand, an offering for a partnership.
Grian won't allow it. He will not let Scar get hurt, let alone be killed. No. He rejects the idea of Scar getting killed.
"Say yes."
Grian's mouth closed as soon as it opened. His body is no longer his when those words were spoken. Jimmy had given the order, and it's his task to obey.
His body trembled, resisting the influence of his so-called Guardian Angel. It was painful. It was agonizing. The more he resists, the more intense the pain he felt all over his body, like hundreds of tiny blades twisting inside his body, slowly making their way into his heart.
Still, Grian resisted. Resist the influence and control the other had on him. If succeeding meant he had to relive that moment again, he'd rather be a failure.
Persistent as he may be, it was only a matter of time before the pain won him over. Before the pain became too much to handle. Before resistance became obedience.
His lips trembled. The word is already at the tip of his tongue. Mustering what's left of his strength, he resists once more, to no avail.
"Yes." Grian had finally spoke.
And he crumbled from within. His heart was crushed and shattered. The joy and laughter that came from everyone around him sounded like a mockery. A mockery for his attempt to resist.
Grian felt his limbs went numb. The word he said may not came from his heart, but it came from him. He said it, with his own mouth and tongue. With his own voice.
A smaller voice within his head spoke to him, telling him he did a great job to resist. That what matter was that he tried. But an even bigger voice told him, his own voice, that he's a failure to keep Scar save once more.
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rae-writes · 11 months
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2:1 ratio
Levi x reader
wc : 1.k
warnings : brief minor injury + brief aggressiveness towards mc (trivia incident)
synopsis : the two times Levi found himself falling in love with you and the time you told him first
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“Alright, enough! Let’s get this show on the road- Let’s see how Levi likes your trump card Mc!” 
Levi rolls his eyes, glancing around at everyone’s reactions before he lands on you. You’re grinning and rocking on the balls of your feet, looking directly at him with anticipation. The sight makes something tug in Levi’s chest, causing him to huff and cross his arms. 
Frantic tapping filled the planetarium, courtesy of Levi’s bouncing leg. His orange hues scanned over every inch of the room impatiently— where were you? He called you 5 minutes ago! 
“Levi?” 
He jumped, head whipping around to look at you. “Finally! Took you long enough.” He was about to complain more when his eyes fell to your wrist. It was poorly bandaged and a bit swollen. 
“No! I won’t stand for this!” Levi snarled, lashing his tail in your direction as he began advancing on you. He almost laughed when you fell right on your ass, crawling backwards to get away. He was so close to snatching you up with the appendage before Lucifer intervened. 
“I believe you were going to settle this via quiz, were you not?”
With a start, Levi’s eyes snapped back over to you, seeing you on the ground with a pained pinch in your features— and a hint of fear in your eyes. 
“Go home. You’re out of control.” 
His hands balled into fists, hating the way his heart clenched when you looked up at him with that expression. 
“Levi? Did you hear him?” 
He turned tail and fled, arms shoving the door brutally out of his way. ‘FUCK!’ 
“So do you know why I called you here?” He raised an eyebrow at you, attempting to hide his inner troubles. 
You smiled, just as bright as before, “Let’s be friends!” 
…Huh? ”W-w-what?! F-friends?! Me a-a-and you?! I just tried to attack you! If Lucifer hadn’t intervened you’d be dead right now, you know that right? Right?!” Levi stared at you with a bright red blush, hands flailing around stupidly.
“It’s okay, I forgive you! Plus, I kinda provoked you, so…” 
The third born looked at you with awe, arms slowly falling back to his sides. Friends…? With him? A tiny smile tugged at his features and his hand shot up to cover it. 
Friends.
Levi laid sprawled back in his bath-bed, glaring up at the ceiling with no real intent behind it. He was just mad at the world— everything was going wrong and he hated life. 
Knock knock knock
“Tch. Password.” His words were a low hiss, as he was sure it was Mammon coming to bother him. What he wasn’t expecting was the perfect response given to him in the sweetest voice. 
“The second lord attempted to steal the Lord of Corruption’s platypus, which could lay golden eggs. Having incurred the wrath of the Lord of Corruption for this misdeed…it was ordered that the second lord would be forever dubbed ‘The Lord of Fools’.”
The breath was practically knocked straight out of his lungs from the speed he sat up. “C-come in!” Levi stared at you in awe, orange hues zeroing in on the way you smiled at him. 
“I heard my Lord of Shadows was feeling down, so-“ 
!!!
“Your favorite human Henry brought you a present!” You plopped a purple gift bag in his lap before crawling in the tub beside him, nuzzling your head against his, “C’mon, Levi, don’t you want to open it?” 
Because you sat beside him instead of in front of him, your bodies had to be pressed close to fit- you were almost sitting on top of him at this rate. 
Levi thought he was going to combust. “Y-y-yeah…” trembling hands took out the orange paper, shuffling through iridescent confetti until he felt a box. 
It was a limited edition, handcrafted and painted, rare wood-based Henry and Lord of Shadows figure. The one he missed out on due to a student council meeting. The one that when its stock was sold out, it was gone for good. 
“Surprise! I know you were really upset about missing out on getting the figure yesterday, so I got Lucifer and Diavolo to pull some strings and get me access to one!” 
Oh. Oh. You can’t do this to him, normie- you can’t be making him feel this way! ”Mc, I…“ he gasped for breath, “I love it.” I love you. His eyes widened- oh no. 
Clueless to his sudden emotional epiphany, you beamed and snaked your arms around his middle, “I’m glad! I just wanted you to feel better again.” Quickly, almost too quickly, you placed a featherlight kiss on his cheek before hopping out of the tub. 
“Let’s play some Devilkart!” 
“O-okay!” Anything for you.
The dim lighting of Levi’s room as opposed to the brightness of the convention you’d both just been at [for 10 whole hours] almost makes you trip and fall on your face if it weren’t for the purple haired demon taking the lead inside. Henry greets you excitedly, swimming a few circle laps, but your smile tugs into a concerned frown.
“Levi?”
Vibrant eyes peer into yours before flitting away quickly as the demon in question moves expertly around his room. It was like being in the confines of his personal sanctuary had flipped a switch as Levi yanks off his wig, pulling at the hairnet rather angrily and begins taking off smaller accessories.
Grabbing at his hands, you still his harsh movements, “Levi. What’s the matter? Didn’t you have a good time with me today?”
“I did!” Levi looks surprised at his own sudden outburst, but the words just tumble out involuntarily after that, “I-I just…whenever I come back here, I feel useless again! When I’m out there cosplaying- or even when I’m streaming- I feel like somebody. Like my skills finally aren’t worthless but it all goes right in the trash the second I come back here, knowing everyone in the house is better than me—“
You press a finger to Levi’s lips, effectively silencing the degrading words he was throwing at himself. For a fleeting moment, the digit rubs back and forth gently; you’re almost entranced by the softness of his lips. Then, before he can pull away in embarrassment, you lean forward and place your own lips on top of your finger. 
And Levi wouldn’t be able to move even if he wanted to— he’s frozen in his spot, feeling your breath on his skin, and knowing you’re only less than an inch away from actually kissing him. 
“You shouldn't say those things, Leviathan…”
Leviathan. Not ‘Levi’. 
“You’re someone to me. Someone special,” your finger slowly trails down, moving until your entire hand is cupping his jaw, “Someone perfect in my eyes.” Your lips finally cover his and it’s like fireworks exploding behind his eyes and in his head. 
He almost missed it with how distracted he was from the kiss, but your pretty eyes were looking into his so earnestly he couldn’t look away and when you spoke it was so melodic he couldn’t help but tune in to your voice for whatever you had to say (even if it was complaining how his lips were slightly chapped or he was just bad a kissing) and yet-
“I love you, Levi.”
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sonic-oc-showdown · 11 months
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ROUND 4 BRACKET A
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Agent VX belongs to @riftclaw
Byte belongs to @bunniibones
Find out more about them below!
Agent VX: (image credit Tracy Yardley @/yardleyart)
V is a GUN agent who works mostly in reconnaissance and forensics, and has studied a wide variety of disciplines in an attempt to learn to cure a heriditary illness he and his family all have. He has a flat affect, making it seem like he's always angry or annoyed, and he tries to avoid getting too invested in the people around him, but he can be incredibly loyal to anyone who takes time to get to know him. He's immortal and doesn't know it, which leads to very funny situations where he gets back up from things that definitely should've killed him and is furious about it.
Byte: (image credit @/drawloverlala)
Byte is a programmer and mechanic who used to work for the Eggman Empire as a lead programmer and performing maintenance in the Badniks, nevertheless when they met Starline they got so fascinated for the platypus that they went after him once Eggman firing him, offering Starline their services as a software engineer.
He accepted and gave them the role of his personal assistant since he knew their capabilities due to the time they worked together in the Empire. He was kind of wary of Byte’s chaotic tendencies, but soon a great idea came to his mind; What a better way to understand the chaotic world he’s trying to control than having the chaos by his side?
Since then, Byte has been the chaotic and eccentric right-hand of the platypus, helping him in all of his tasks and missions to achieve his plan; Conquer the world for Dr. Eggman.
Byte is very playful, and mischievous, they like to play pranks on everyone, cause problems and chaos here and there and always manipulates the situation to get out of troubles without consequences. They're cheerful and very energetic, very eccentric and passionate, they're very dedicated to their interests and will do their best in completing their tasks. They also encourage others to cause troubles too.
They're determined, responsible and showing their full potential whenever the situation requires so, they're a good observer and knows how to analyze everything. They're very reliable when it comes to problem solving.
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mammalsofaction · 2 months
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FIC COMPILATION
Because I worry about losing track of them
Very First Perryshmirtz wedding drabble (Rated G, a comedy of errors)
Heinz in the Virgin Killer sweater (Rated M, but very nearly explicit)
Save a horse ride a platypus (Rated E, straight-up sex, Human Perry)
We love an Oh moment (Rated G, Perry realizes something literally everyone else figured out forever ago)
Outline of Seeing Double (Rated G, Perry gets hit with the Molecular Separator)
Body Worship drabble (Rated E, yeah what it says on the tin.)
Mind Control (Rated E, set during Remains of the Platypus, the butler inator, implied non con.)
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Rated E, hunger as a form of love, very small breeding kink at the end)
Found you (Rated G, non graphic descriptions of injury. Heinz got into a spot of trouble, and Perry welcomes him home.)
When We Didn't Get Along (Rated G, POV outsider, what the Flynn-Fletcher sees during the infamous Panda related breakup)
Wedding Adventure (Rated T, Perryshmirtz rewrite of Candace's Big Day with human perry. Part 1)
Doof in Perry's shirt (Rated M, highly suggestive)
Posted on my AO3
Coffee Stains and Creaky Floorboards (Rated T, no archive warnings apply)
You snuck your way right into my heart (Rate T, no archive warnings apply)
You Must Be New (Rated T, Graphic Depictions of Violence):
Don't Need a Dictionary- (Rated T, no archive warnings apply)
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nyamadermont · 9 days
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Surrender
Angstpril 2024: Day 14 (705 words)
Kya looked over her list, Pema’s list, Lin’s list, Tenzin’s list, and the little scribbled note she’d gotten from Bumi. With a long side-eye at her over-filled wagon, her mental tally seemed to come up complete. She pointed at each bag one more time, and finally declared herself done.
She bent down to pick up her shoulder bag, and swung it over her shoulder.
But it kept going the wrong way and pulled her backwards, falling against a mother with two small kids and a shopping bag of her own.
Kya barely managed to keep from squashing the youngster closest to her, helped the mom keep the baby from falling to the ground, and yelled for help, all in the blink of an eye.
She tore her eyes away from the family long enough to see the thief running away through the crowd, and she knew her bag was just gone. The family was here, her own wagon was knocked over. 
The little one was wailing in confusion and discomfort, but Kya didn’t want to compound the problem by offering to hold the baby. With a sigh, she pulled the older child onto their feet, and offered to check the mother and baby over.
“Thank you. You should have run after him. He got your bag,” the mother insisted.
Kya shrugged.
“It won’t be the first time I’ve had a bag stolen like that. He is going to be sorely disappointed in what he finds. Unless he’s a healer who knows how to use Fire Nation creams and salves.” She smirked.
The mother tittered quietly, turning to her baby.
“Here, let’s get over to one of those benches. I’ll go get you a little something while you feed your precious one. Is there anything you two would like from,” she paused, turned in place, and pointed to one of the stalls selling Water Tribe snacks.
The older child looked up with the best platypus dog eyes Kya remembered ever seeing, and she had to stifle a laugh at the mother’s long-suffering sigh.
With a weary shake of her head, the mom just said, “I’m afraid I don’t know what’s good. You’re being too nice as it is.”
Kya reached out to the older child. “Would you walk with me, and I’ll teach you a little bit and let your mom have a minute?” To their credit, the child checked before putting their tiny hand in Kya’s and joining her to cross the small space.
They collected their treats and returned to the mother who was just finishing up with the baby. While Kya held the little one, mother and child enjoyed the sweets for a few moments.
Around them, the crowd seemed almost to shiver and begin to part.
Above the noise, they heard someone shouting, “I said I surrender! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Let me go! The police station isn’t this way!”
The last remaining people scooted out of the way in front of Kya and the young family as they were surprised by a man dangling from…
Cable.
Kya started laughing as loudly as the man was shouting.
The mother gave Kya a strange look, but turned back around as the man was lowered to his knees in front of Kya.
“Pardon me, citizen. Did this man take something from you?”
Lin stood with one arm clearly controlling the cable around the man’s chest. In her other hand, she held Kya’s shoulder bag.
“Why, yes! He knocked me down, and I fell against this innocent family. I had to allow him to get away from me. How lucky for me my brave Chief of Police was in the right place at the right time!” Kya gushed theatrically.
Lin smirked.
“He was right about one thing. The station isn’t this way. I’ll leave him here with you and go call a patrol to pick him up and book him. We can fill out paperwork tomorrow. I was just coming to track you down.”
Kya gasped, and pretended to look dejected. “I suppose I should surrender now.”
Lin laughed. “If you want any help getting that wagon to Pema before she calls me to start a search for you, that would be a good idea.”
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Controversial Character Tournament Round 2: John Gaius from The Locked Tomb vs Dr. Starline from Sonic The Hedgehog
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(remember that these characters are fictional and your fellow tumblr users are real. i will block you if you harass others in the notes, please consider sending your unhinged harassment to my inbox instead)
Propaganda under the cut, may contain spoilers:
John Gaius:
LOVE: - "Everyone hates him but really he's just my little evil guy from new zealand." HATE: - "There's a lot of discussion around how well-intentioned he is, I don't think anyone thinks he's blameless but some think he's an evil mastermind manipulator and some think the situation just got a bit out of control. Crucially, though, you can't trust anything he says." BOTH: - "in the authors own words: "what if the magical girl . . . was a guy in his thirties with some very weird friends?" also he ate the sun and killed all of humanity. hes the worstbest guy ever"
Dr. Starline:
LOVE: - "i love him soo much hes so silly and he does have a dedicated following however everyone who DOESN'T seems to think all the fans are super annoying and him by extension + the starline poll bot accusations :( hes so meow meow. horrible pathetic sopping wet platypus man" - "the way people will get so divisive over him is so funny to me. people hate him for the crimes he has done and people love him for just being an interesting character yet most polls and such you see with him in it ive seen people genuinely call others bad people for liking him its wild" HATE: - "obliterate that twink"
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“Bro, how does a quarter-circle work?”
It was difficult trying to introduce my roommate into fighting games. He had taken an interest in some of them after I hosted a couple friendlies over at our shared apartment. Initially, I had been real excited to finally have something to bond over with him.
Sadly, I hit the first hurdle real quick.
“What the fuck is a quarter-circle?” The only way to describe his expression is ‘the first man to discover the platypus.’
Still, I was optimistic. Everyone had to start somewhere, right? I had placed a hand on his shoulder, gushing inwardly at the slight touch we shared, and told him, “Don’t worry, I’ll be with you every step of the way.”
It had only been about two days before he got mad and threw one of the custom controllers I had bought. Luckily it landed on a cushion, but that certainly splashed a bucket of cold water on my little crush on him.
Still, my hope for him hadn’t died at that point.
“It’s fucking bullshit!” he said, glaring at the Player 1 Wins still on screen. He pointed at my character’s smirk and smug victory pose while shouting, “Your character’s just bullshit. And I don’t know the goddamn special inputs.” All he had been able to do was just mash the face buttons and not tried any of the tech I had patiently explained to him at least half a dozen times.
“Well, that’s what practice is for--”
“I dunno.” The anger had begun to leave his face, leaving just disappointment in its wake. “Maybe I’m never gonna get it.” Chest deflating, he left the room and left me alone in the couch, mindlessly twiddling the joysticks.
To preface the situation I currently find myself in, I figured that if my roommate didn’t have the drive to develop the muscle memory and skill needed to do the inputs, could I do it for him? The hope hadn’t entirely died, but it blossomed into something else entirely. The idea had wormed itself into my head and possessed me entirely.
And so, I funneled into him. It wasn’t easy. He had struggled hard as the wisps of gray smoke I turned myself into entered his body. His body tightened and flexed as my invading force entered him. I didn’t miss the way that his erection poked just beneath the fabric of his shorts.
And so, alone in our shared apartment, I began the grind for him. Of course, I figured that I should make myself comfortable while I did him this favor. So I stripped his of his clothes and played nude. I gotta say, I’d recommend it. Felt so freeing as I climbed the online ladder with my nuts hanging.
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Now he’s begging me to take him to the weeklies I go to on Saturdays. Gotta say, it’s been pretty nice gaming with a guy I live with. Of course, that’s not the only reason why I feel so much closer to him.
This is probably a bad habit of mine, but I can’t stop hopping into him and getting a nice session in. He doesn’t seem to believe I’m the one controlling him. Maybe next time I can jerk off inside of him. Sorry for the bad pun, but I think I’d like to play with his joystick next ;)
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So, did anyone else know about this cancelled TV series about Brother Bear that Disney was developing around the time of the first film’s release or was I supposed to find that out on a random read through on the Wikipedia page?
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I mean the sequel was still in development at the time, but it looked like it wasn’t going to be too connected to it, kinda like what they did with the Timon and Pumbaa cartoon in the 90’s. But it was canned due to the film not doing well and the network putting their sights on more Tween related content for Disney Channel at the time.
Apparently the main focus was going to be that Kenai and Koda, but mostly Kenai, were going to adopt random, orphaned animals into their newly formed family, including a strange elephant/platypus hybrid named Doohickey. Don’t know where the hell he would come from but alright.
According to one of the writers, The show was basically about Kenai trying his best to control a situation that’s always getting out of control, which sounds pretty in character for him XD.
It’s too bad we couldn’t see what this could be like, it’s sounds like a typical Saturday morning cartoon that I would love to see as a kid.
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If you could mix transformers universes what would you do
Hm. Well honestly that is a question that would require a bit of thought to answer well. But off of the top of my head I feel like bayverse and tfp could mix well due to the relatively similar personalities of the bots involved. Or better yet, G1 and Animated due to the ties between the two.
In tfa the G1 war is a canon thing that happened (at least I am pretty sure), meaning it would be quite easy to swap around a little lore and make everything work out well.
G1 & TFA Lore Mix
It wouldn't be hard to drop G1 Optimus in there and throw him into the plot as an ancient war hero who fought for the Autobots. He would have the Matrix and be a true Prime, an actual herald of Primus during the early years of the war. Whatever his origin story, him and Megatron would hate each other but have this odd Perry the platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz like relationship to keep with the fun G1 feel. But sooner or later Optimus would start becoming a threat to the Autobot high council and eventually he would see the corruption. At some point during the height of the war when the council believed themselves near victory, they would try to get rid of him due to his too good morality getting the way of their goals. At some point Optimus would disappear without a peep, prompting intense backlash from Autobots and Decepticons alike.
Megatron and his Decepticons, while still not fond of Optimus, respected him greatly and would lash out, knowing that most likely the Prime had been killed. And Optimus's most loyal Autobots would rebel but ultimately find themselves slowly being picked off and mind wiped or sent out to dead-end positions where they would have no influence. The council would rewrite the story of Optimus Prime, turning him into a fairy tale figure, a made up story of loyalty and bravery to the Autobot cause for young sparklings. And with time, Optimus Prime would fade into obscurity outside of the imaginations of sparklings, his legacy quietly removed and his records and assets destroyed.
Optimus's young son Bumblebee would be put into stasis, too small to remember just about anything in regards to his Creator. He would only be woken vorns upon vorns later when not a spark would remember his lineage, at which point he would be drafted into boot camp. All of Optimus's old comrades save Ratchet, Kup, and a few others would be... removed, new sparklings being given their names to make up for the loss. Ratchet and the few that remained would be blackmailed into remaining silent, their skills too useful to be lost and their disappearances being far too suspicious to be acted upon. Ultra Magnus hoping to save at least some of the legacy of his old commander and Prime, would take control of the Autobots as best as he was able. He would try to stop the implementation of the title of Prime as a military rank to no avail and struggle viciously to preserve the ideals he and his fellows fought for. He would try, but with time he would grow apathetic and detached from it all.
Eventually a young bot would be given the name Optimus by Kup in the hope that the youngling might live up to his namesake. And with that done, transformers animated would proceed as usual, with Optimus taking the fall for Sentinel and going to earth with his repair crew in an attempt to get the Allspark. Shenanigans would ensue and very little would change story wise besides a few small cultural things and perhaps a snippet or two of Bumblebee still loving the old sparkling tale of Optimus Prime the war hero. He would also definitely poke fun at the current Optimus all the time for being named after a fairy tale figure while secretly admiring him for it. Ratchet would also likely struggle to treat Optimus normally considering he served under the original and was his best friend. But overall everything would be normal... until the last of the Primes is unearthed trapped in a stasis pod.
Cue everything going to heck in a handbasket as the original Optimus wakes up very much confused, angry, and unsure as to what in the pits he is supposed to be doing. Not only that but he would have a bit of a breakdown trying to find his sparking, likely going onto believe that his little one is either dead or long gone. Ratchet would do what he could, but the original Optimus and the new would bicker, not really angerly, just because of differing styles of leadership and cultural misunderstandings. Maybe to make everything better the original Prime is weak from slumbering for so long, not at full strength or otherwise being mostly out of action for quite some time. He would become a mentor figure and work from the sidelines for most of the show, adding a more mystical element to everything or even a humorous aspect due to his age.
It could go many ways, but it would be fun nonetheless and has amazing potential for fluff and angst.
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I'm actually gonna say it.
The heart of the Witcher story is the Found Family of Geralt-Yennefer-Ciri, so for the story to work, you have to get the dynamics and relationships between those characters right.
The Netflix show failed at every single one of them.
In the books, Geralt and Ciri meet for the first time as a total accident, when she's 11 years old and escaping Calanthe's marriage ideas to Brookilon. Geralt rescues her from some monsters, and without either knowing who they are to each other, they bond like a father and daughter, with Geralt telling her bedtime stories et all. At the end Ciri returns to Cintra, but conection between them stopped being "the destiny prophecy blablabla", it's personal now. When Cintra gets attacked by Nilfgaard, Geralt rushes there for Ciri, but he's too late, so he searches for her and destiny makes their paths cross again. When they meet second time at the farm, Ciri runs towards him, and he runs even faster towards her. The dialog that happens between them is one of the most poignant exchanges in the books:
Ciri: So it's true what they said? I'm your destiny?
Geralt: You are Something More.
This is a direct call back to something Borch the Golden Dragon said, "Destiny is not enough, you need something more" and it captures the theme of those books. Destiny is not enough, you need something more, and that something more is the will, the choice, and the active pursuit of it.
The show chose to make this scene Geralt and Ciri's first meeting, fine. But then they ruined it, by scrapping the dialogue. Instead we have Ciri asking : "Who's Yennefer?" One - this fails to establish the bond between the Geralt and Ciri, a mistake that has to be rectifyed the entire second season (and every attempt still falls flat for various reasons), and two - this puts an emphasis on the Destiny as the thing linking those three characters together, when I just pointed out that's not the theme of the books. The books are intentionaly subversions of the Chosen One and other classic fantasy tropes, meanwhile the show falls stright into the hole of them.
In the books, Geralt uses his Last Wish to bound his destiny with Yennefer, BUT! she is aware of this, she hears him making that wish, and is moved, that despite him knowing her for such short time, despite her using and manipulating him, he still chose to save her, he still chose HER. She enters the relationship with him at her own will, she consents to it. They have ups and downs, but she doesn't spend decades wondering why they keep running into each other, like she does in the show. Just for the drama, the show removed her consent and her awarness of the situation between them, and thus the entire relationship instead of just being complicated, became toxic.
And Ciri and Yennefer! In the books Ciri is aware that she's a valuable chess piece, that everyone wants to control and manipulate and use her, so she's distrustful. Yennefer, on the other hand is aware of that in Ciri, so the very first thing she does when meeting Ciri, the very first rule she establishes between the two, is total HONESTY. She promises to always tell Ciri the truth, to never manipulate her, never use her. This is the fundament of their bond.
What does the show!Yennefer do when she meets Ciri? She manipulates her and tries to use her, to sell her to the Demon, to gain back her own lost magic. A move, that she will have to "make up for to Ciri and Geralt" for an episode or two in season 3, according to the showrunner.
I really don't understand why they made all those choices, there's plenty of drama in those books, they didn't need to change those dynamics so bad.
EDIT: I came across a youtube video essay by Alien Platypus that says all this so much more clearly and well detailed, here's the link
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Getting to know: Perry Ryuu
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27 // he / him // Bisexual // Chinese Dragon Shifter
Full name: Perry Ryuu
Nickname: N/A (unless Rex singing the Perry The Platypus theme song when he enters a room is a nickname.. 😂😂😂)
Date Of Birth: December 31st
Big Three: Capricorn 🌞 Leo 🌙 Scorpio ⤴️
Physical Appearance —
Age: 27
Eye Color: half green, and half Yellow
Hair Color: green, periwinkle, and indigo
Weight: 139 pounds
Height: 6’
Race: Chinese Dragon Shifter
Distinguishing Marks or Characteristics: two sharp horns protrude from his head that start out being periwinkle by his scalp, and fade to a dark forest green.
Personality —
Greatest Strength: his patience and overall willpower to be able to repetitively engage in ‘the long con’, convincing Rexar’s aunt and the rest of the Fang family that he had been reformed during his eight years of boarding school. But in reality, he was sneaking away from their watchful eyes and consuming the souls of the innocent that had not been marked for The Culling, leaving behind empty shells of the victims corpses.
Greatest Weakness: his narcissistic tendencies tend to make situations more difficult to maneuver than they need to be.
Soft Spot: his unexpected friendship with the hellboys
Mannerisms: without knowing his traumatic past or his unconventional hobbies, Perry seems to be an extremely smart guy who simply oozes charisma and confidence. With very minimal effort, he was usually the center of attention at parties and other social events he attended, and had no problem making friends.
Miscellaneous Trivia —
Was found in an abandoned mine shaft as a young child by Rexar’s aunt, Lilith. When he was found, he had pretty much resorted back to being what you might call ‘feral’. He couldn’t speak any actual words, and he ran through the mine shaft tunnels like a wild animal on all fours, snarling and gnashing his teeth with veracity. By his body condition and overall appearance, it was clear that he had been on his own for a long time without much contact from any humans/other shifters.
Can manipulate and control electricity, an ability he had discovered and perfected while trapped in boarding school to guarantee himself a spot in Rexar’s prestigious family once he had returned.
He survives by feeding on souls instead of consuming actual food. Tends to be gluttonous while out feeding every other night, and he frequently goes into a sort of feeding frenzy which results in excessive, unregulated fatalities that aren’t being tracked meticulously like the souls that are assigned to the rest of the family on the nights of The Cullings.
Sneeze Content —
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ALLERGIES
None, although he does get allergy like symptoms whenever there’s a thunderstorm.
How severe are they?
N/A
Do they get sick often?
He naturally has a lower immune system, but since he only really has the kink for himself, he will try any way he can think of to get sick and exploit his symptoms.
How bad is it usually?
Even with his weak immune system, he’s typically only sick for 2 days at a time before his shifter abilities begin to overpower his illness and leave him scrambling for his next idea to make himself sick,
Do they stifle?
Not usually on purpose, as he gets off on the explosive release, although he will if the situation is an emergency and stifling is necessary.
How loud are their sneezes?
Medium to loud in volume, although they tend to be more harsh than loud.
What do they sneeze into?
When he’s at home with the Fang family, hes very polite and usually sneezes into an elbow or his hands if needed, to keep up the facade that he had been reformed when forced into boarding school. However, half the time, Perry tries to avoid Rex, who is too much for him, and will simply invite himself to stay over at the Hellboys’ and crash on their couch. He refers to their couch as his room, waving off any complaints from the demons easily.
How often do they sneeze?
If he’s successful at getting himself sick, he sneezes quite often. On a normal, healthy day, however, he will only sneeze ONCE, every day. No more, no less.
How many times do they sneeze in a fit?
Three or four sneezes are typical, although it can vary slightly.
Do they have build-ups or are they sudden?
Often he has build ups that get drawn out, but the tease only tends to get him going more.
Do they sneeze in public?
Of course, but he hates to be fawned over or taken care of in any capacity. He’ll take a simple “bless you,” but won’t stand for being babied.
Some examples of their sneezes?
Hihh’EXTSH’ue!
hH’EiSCH’iiew!!
H’eSTCH’iu!
HaH’tTSCHhiew!!
Backstory —
Simplified*
‪Perry is a Chinese Dragon shifter that was found within an old abandoned mining shaft as a child by Rexar’s Aunt, Lilith. She was on one of her many exploration trips between the monthly Fang family Cullings, and a mute, dirty child was the last thing she had expected to find while trekking through the inhospitable wilderness. He was almost feral and even at such a young age, he’d seemed to have been on his own for a long time. Upon instruction by the heads of the Fang family, she ended her trip prematurely and brought Perry back with her. After countless weeks of intensive therapy with the Fangs, the boy still had made little progress, and was sent to boarding school for the next 8 years, where he was slowly able to regain his speech and simple humanity. He returned afterward to live with Lilith, and everyone seemed to almost forget about Perry’s strange and mysterious past. He is hotheaded and slightly homicidal, often killing and consuming souls for entertainment. It is said that he has a commanding presence, often exuding a kind of ethereal magnetism that grabs the attention of those who are around him.‬
Reference Sheet —
Coming soon…..
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In a relationship with @m1lo0o ‘s OC, Gallay. 🩶
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Anyone interested in an Invader Zim/Phineas and Ferb crossover I wrote notes for but never wrote?
Invader zim/Phineas and ferb
Zim in space
[Perry is trapped in a canary shaped cage]  
Doof: ah, Perry the Platypuses. What a precarious position you've found yourself in. And by precarious I mean 'canary-ous.'… Not gunna lie, this one came to me in a dream and when I was dreaming it was hilarious, but then I woke up and it didn't make any sense. Then I was like, 'I can make it make sense!' And here you are in a canary... Your 'pre-canary-ous' trap.  
 Zim and Doof battle in space
Secret OWCA satellite? Zim and Doof want?
Flyn-Fletcher house
Black object lands in back yard destroying creation of P&F just as Candace gets Mom and Dad outside.
Dad sees object an believes it to be proof of the Black Knight Satellite
Hotel room
Phineas, Ferb, and their dad settling in a rented room
Mr. Fletcher is meeting Prf. Membrane and giving a speech on the mysterious object
Phineas opens suit case to find Perry
P&F take Perry for a walk
Membrane House
Dib Watching Mysterious Mysteries  
Episode on the possible alien origin of the platypus  
                    Artist rendering of platypus alien spaceship
                    Up next interview with Officer X on hyper intelligent  penguins in NY  
Dib doesn’t buy it but curious  
Prf. Membrane tells Dib about Fletcher's  discovery thinking it would interest him and his Para-science  
Street
Dib meets P&F
Dib questions weird  
"He's a platypus; they don't do much."
Dib talks about Zim (Shows photos)
P&F think being a paranormal investigate would be awesome
"Ferb, I know what we're gunna' do today"  
"Hey! Where's your platypus?"
"don't worry, he runs off all the time."
"Oh, really..."
P&F check out Zim's house
Dib tracks Perry
Zim's base
              P&F knock on Zim's door activating Robo-parents(cut)
              Zim returns home and hears Phineas scream and a liquid splatter on the window
              "Robo-Parents, Did they eat another human child?"                Zim enters house to find Phineas ranting in horror about the terrible make-up of the robots
                 "where are your real parents"  
                 "GONE! There-there... Dead, yes, in, uh... the fire! Oh what a tragic past! Let me tell you"
                 (Impromptu flashback) "I was once an normal human stink child. I mean, I still am normal. But I was even more normal then! Look at those  
                 normal human pants."
                "We can't. this is a flashback"
                 "SILNCE!" (Tap water turned his skin green) Poisoned his parents and killed them
                 "Didn't you say they died in a fire?"
                 "oh, yes and then burst into flames or something... OH THE EMOTIONS!"
                 "This poor Kid. He built himself new parents just to have a normal life"
              P&F are convinced Zim is just a sad, sick, orphan and Dib is a bully
              Zim-Phineas-Ferb Red Team
Around town
Dib Finds out Perry is a secret agent
               Follows him to a showdown with Doofenshmirtz
               Doof's flashback about meeting aliens  
              Dib wants to use Doof to out Zim
              "Man kid, you're twisted. Have you ever thought of trying Evil?"
              Doof needs Dibs info to fight Zim                Doof needs to steal invitation from Rodney  
               Hinze-Perry-Dib Blue Team
Zim's base
              P&F Build giant robot using Irken tech
IDK wherever they can meet and work
              Massive NORM?
Outside convention
              Team Red and Blue meet in robots (essentially Doof vs Zim)
              P&F have created such a  monstrosity that even Perry cannot recognize their work
              Phineas leaves robot to run inside
              Perry is horrified to see Phineas
              Perry fights Dib for control to save Phineas
              and I mean fights
              Dib gives up and chases Phineas
Fletcher's speech:
              Phineas tries to reach Dads
              Dib catches up and Tackles Phineas
              Ferb catches up at takes Dib Down
              Perry and Doof arrive back stage
               Fletcher and Membrane chatting backstage (Laurence is terrified of the egotistical psychopath.)
                  Fletcher is about to drink tap water when Phineas knocks is out of his hand
                  "Don't drink the water! You'll turn green and explode!" hands him bottled water
                 Membrane: "Oh, nonsense children, nothing is better for you than water. in fact I've been working on a new 'Super Water'!"
                 Dib: "DAD! Don't listen to them There trying to sabotage--" (something happens and Dib, P&F run off)
                 "I'm so glad our boys are getting along"
              Dib confronts P&F
              Dib tackles P
              M&F break up fight  
              Dib is kicked out!
              Doof tries to stop them but Perry gestures for him to distract Membrane, Fletcher, and the crowd. GIR joins him!
          Phineas: Oh, there you are Perry
           Ferb: Lets never come back here.
           Phineas: You got that too! I'm not just being a jerk! I don't want to come back here either.
          Perry: 'Grrrrrrrr' of agreement
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sonic-oc-showdown · 1 year
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ROUND 1 BRACKET A
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Byte belongs to @bunniibones
Quetza belongs to @beacon-of-chaos
Find out more about them below!
Byte: (image credit @/drawloverlala)
Byte is a programmer and mechanic who used to work for the Eggman Empire as a lead programmer and performing maintenance in the Badniks, nevertheless when they met Starline they got so fascinated for the platypus that they went after him once Eggman firing him, offering Starline their services as a software engineer.
He accepted and gave them the role of his personal assistant since he knew their capabilities due to the time they worked together in the Empire. He was kind of wary of Byte’s chaotic tendencies, but soon a great idea came to his mind; What a better way to understand the chaotic world he’s trying to control than having the chaos by his side?
Since then, Byte has been the chaotic and eccentric right-hand of the platypus, helping him in all of his tasks and missions to achieve his plan; Conquer the world for Dr. Eggman.
Byte is very playful, and mischievous, they like to play pranks on everyone, cause problems and chaos here and there and always manipulates the situation to get out of troubles without consequences. They're cheerful and very energetic, very eccentric and passionate, they're very dedicated to their interests and will do their best in completing their tasks. They also encourage others to cause troubles too.
They're determined, responsible and showing their full potential whenever the situation requires so, they're a good observer and knows how to analyze everything. They're very reliable when it comes to problem solving.
Quetza: (image credit @/kuchintta)
Quetza claims to be either the reincarnation, descendant, or chosen one of the ancient god Quetzacoatl. The answer differs each time you ask her, but it's hard to deny. She's a snake born with wings and she has magical abilities, specifically control over wind and air, and shapeshifting, which is why she has four arms. She travels the world, looking for clues about her true nature. She has an easy going nature and can be shy, but opens up quickly to those are friendly to her. She loves fashion, junk food, and video games. She doesn't like to fight, but can defend herself if she needs to, using gusts of wind to fly around and using her shapeshifting to extend her arms or tail for quick strikes.
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