#these aren't my pics btw

[soaringcloud]

I got these ADORABLE steve and javi stickers from etsy and i'm in love 🤭🤭these will be added to my narcos page in my film journal :3

go and shop OhmsnWattsonArt on etsy !!

#i love them a lot #these aren't my pics btw #narcos art #stickers #javier peña #steve murphy #pedro pascal #boyd holbrook

[mattodore]

he had his little movie makeover montage off-screen

#simblr #ts4 #ts4 cas #ts4 edit #river dipping #🦇 #theodore doe #echthroi #HE'S SOOOOO GORGEOUSSSSSSSS #when i said changes i didn't mean anything crazy dfkdnhj i mean to ME i can tell the difference immediately #but i also stare at theo a lot so. i'm not sure if it's really noticeable to anyone else #all i've done is add skin details and moved his nose up a tad and moved his jaw forward a bit for a better side profile #finally fixed his hairline so it matches up better with his new hair and i think i also changed his lashes to shorter ones #i actually wanted to add more beauty marks to his face but i'm gonna do that myself i think so it matches up properly w/ his other marks #also note the lack of a mirror on the cas bg <333 vyx i owe you my life fr #should i share what matthias looked like after the changes........ he's gonna go back probably so it's a little pointless i think #honestly he doesn't look that much different... it's just face shading and a little change to his ears that's it #these aren't srwe'd btw... i was just taking these pics for myself kdjgfhkjnf but figured i would share #there's actually........ hang on actually let me show the silly pics i took too <3

[jewishcissiekj]

hey man sorry my schedule is full for the next uhhmmmm 7-17 years

no I can't delay any of them I have 132 Star Wars books to read by sunday next month so maybe we can talk in like 2050 something ok

#yael is reading star wars #organized the books i want to read #and fuck me i've already read so many but there are so fucking many star wars books #these are only the ones i think i might want to read #(the ones in the first pic are those on my reading list and those I'll fit into my reading list once i read up enough of them) #4 of these books aren't even out yet btw #but they all will be this year i think

[heloflor]

Was thinking a bit about how “The Devil’s Playhouse” has a lot more comedy than people make it out to be, and while especially thinking about “The Penal Zone” I realized this episode is actually very very very very gay. Like, I’m pretty sure it’s the Telltale episode with the highest amount of gay moments (205 is second on this list, what with Sam getting catcalled by a moleman, Max flirting with Mr. Reaperphone, the whole bachelor party, Peppers etc).

I think what I really like about those moments is that it’s a great example of normalization. The characters are incredibly casual about it, talking about gay relationships the exact same way one would talk about straight relationships, it’s really neat to see! Especially considering that this game was made in 2010, a whooping 5 years before gay marriage was legal in the whole US. It's crazy and great how much they were able to get away with!

(Screenshots of all these moments with timestamps (and quotes) under the cut. To have as little pics as possible, only a small section of each dialogue is taken. And to have a limit of two screenshots per pic max, some dialogues that are cut in two parts in-game have the second part pasted under the first. The timestamps puts you at the beginning of each conversation. All footage from NapalmX717 with the screenshots in chronological order of this video)

Max: “What can I say, Sam? Alien ships love to abduct me. It’s not my fault I look so probe-able.” (9:44)

Sam: “Nice work, little buddy! Make sure you wait three days to call, or he’ll thing you’re desperate.” (11:47)

Max: “Well, he IS pretty charismatic, Sam. And he’s from space, which is a plus. But you’re the only hairy, overweight, domineering control freak I need, Sam.” (20:38)

Sam: “I don’t need to go to another planet for a methane rich environment, as long as I’ve got you, pal.”

Max: “That’s really sweet and obvious, Sam.” (22:46)

Skun-ka’pe: “Perfect! Just the one I wanted to see ha ha ha ha!”

Sam: “Keep the hands where we can see ‘em, pal.” (23:36)

Max: “We could just give ourselves tongue-baths, like cats and flight attendants do!” (30:57)

Sam: “Why do we have jumper cables? Neither of us knows how to use them.”

Max: “It’s simple, Sam: the RED cable goes on the RIGHT nipple, the BLACK cable clamps to the…” (34:42)

Max: “Oh boy! Now I can finally set up my 24-hours adults-only naked bunny chat line.” (34:58)

Sam: “Toys...Toys… we must prepare… the toys….”

Max: “Well, that’s just a typical Friday night for YOU, Sam.” (36:45)

Flint Paper: “Oh. Well yeah, that could be it. I was thinking it was you, Sam!”

Max: “You think you know a guy. I’m not angry, Sam, just very disappointed.” (1:03:49)

(For context they’re talking about who might be Girl Stinky’s secret admirer)

Max: “I can’t lie to Flint Paper, Sam!” (1:05:20)

Max: “What kind of pretend mother would I be if I didn’t worry about our imaginary baby?” (1:10:31)

Momma Bosco: “Oh, it’s not all bad. I’m getting better at apparating. And now I don’t leave a trail of ectoplasmic slime behind every time I leave the room.”

Max: “That’s better than Sam can say.” (1:23:13)

Sam: “I’m not gonna rest until I find the guy who killed my partner!” (1:43:13)

Max: “Wow. I feel really very close to you now, Agent Superball.” (1:45:33)

Sam: “I don’t like the thought of you teleporting off without me, Max.” (1:46:33)

Max: “Sam, this is all so sudden! I… I don’t know what to say!” (2:07:10)

Sam: “I think one of us should try to smash through that window with his rock-hard, melon-sized head.”

Max: “And I think one of us should try the door, unless he wants to spend the rest of the day picking plate glass out of his partner’s fluffy white nether regions.” (2:17:00)

Girl Stinky: “Sam and Max? Don’t tell me Skun-ka’pe wants YOU guys to be his love slaves, too?” (2:24:48)

Girl Stinky: “Eww. He wishes. He’s SO not my type. You only have to date an evil gorilla once to learn never to make THAT mistake again.”

Max: “We’ve all been there, girlfriend.” (2:25:07)

Girl Stinky: “Gee, it sounds like YOU two should go out with him. Would you like me to give you guys some privacy?” (2:27:33)

Max: “You’re my best friend, Sam! I know you’d take a bullet for me!” (2:31:02)

Sam: “You keep coming up with creepy disaster scenarios that always end with you eating me, Max. It’s getting annoying.”

Max: “If you don’t like it, then stop looking so damn tasty.” (2:38:11)

Max: “Think of something quick, Sam. I don’t like the way he’s undressing me with his eyes.” (2:53:22)

#Sam and Max #samandmax #Freelance Husbands #The Devil's Playhouse #The Penal Zone #Flor talks #long post #guns cw #this has been sitting in my folders for AGES #on that note; I'm not getting back into sam and max; this is just something I meant to post forever ago #but got lazy about it due to having to put pics together and look for timestamps #(granted once the Devil's Playhouse remake come out I intend on playing all the games outside of vr #and make a compilation of Max being gay; not just through his relationship with Sam but other guys as well) #looking back at it now I'd actually argue some of those aren't exactly gay moments or are just random sex jokes #along with a few that only make sense in a broader context like Max not wanting to lie to Flint bc he has a crush on him #but also I already have all the screenshots from back then so might as well use them #btw my favorite ones are Max complimenting Skun-ka'pe early on bc it's hilarious to see him praise a villain like that #and the one with Sam wanting to throw Max through the shop's window due to how domestic the dialogue is #also when they talk with Flint and Max thinks Sam cheated on him with Stinky

[brimstoneandtreacle]

girlies need vintage 80s lingerie like they need air

#btw these aren't the aforementioned Tit Pics i just wanted to post these also lmao #also don't look at my cellulite or i will cry #to me or not to me

[honeyteacakes]

The Sandman Icons (feat. Hal Carter)

#some people have mentioned that there aren't icons of the housemates so . i am here with my mediocre skills to make those for #the beloved mutuals and others who are still obsessed with the show lol #this is for a target audience of like three people fr #but! I am playing with my little files and such #so this is how i learn to improve #anyways #hal carter #thesandmanicons #hal carter icons #i tried to find good pics of him in drag but i couldn't find them 😭 #i'll download and take screencaps of those scenes myself if there's any interest in me making icons of him in the drag outfits #hal carter the sandman #anyone can use these btw!!!

[mishapen-dear]

im obsessed with them

j'adore les cubitos

eu amo cubitos

#q!forever #q!baghera #qsmp #mishapen sketches #>:D <- that's me every time i can write a sentence in french without a translator #j'etudie.... #i love all of the baghera designs but there aren't enough where she's just a literal duck so im filling that niche #doing my part #that last pic says 'insulted his building' and 'angry' btw #handwriting..... mean to me

[hazeism]

I'll stop drawing boring poses when I figure out WHAT THE FUCK EVERYONE LOOKS LIKEEE

#i love you golan It Came To Us In A Dream trevize . man that you are #the first one was my first iteration of trevize before they described him as Curlyyy haired in and earth <333 #i love btw the recency bias (and I suppose we spend longer with trevize) #notes for design is umm Terminians getting described as being (atrociously) grey-on-grey #and also somehow needing to balance between Trevize identifying with his naval background but also officially presenting himself as a polit #cian (Councilman is still his title!) #also something secret about the neuronic whip is that I don't care how often Asimov describes it I'm just going to draw a couple shapes and #call it a day. sorry. it means nothing to m edfgjhfg. #i had one pic of my FIRST ever trevize design that i literally took on the fucking warehouse floor but I wa slike nah some things are too s #hitty even for my rapidly deteriorating tumblr blog #another side note because there aren't enough already i miss when the computer was in trevize's bedroom instead of the flight deck that mag #ically materialized during and earth booo it used to be so intimate #i guess i can pretend the flight deck was an anteroom but it sucks #okay . i'm done now! ahaha #queue #visual #doodle #asimov chronology #golan trevize

[muqingists]

trip up the mountain in front of the mont blanc moodboard

#alternate caption: he's fucking died #dad helped me with the photoshoot 👍 thanks dad #dcmk #okiya subaru #subaru okiya #txt #my face #first two pics aren't the mont blanc btw it's called mont pourri which is SO funny to me. hell yes

[obessivedork]

OK but I’m obsessed with Narek from Picard getting a redemption arc but specifically in a way where Soji rightfully never ever forgives him or (god forbid) takes him back and where even if he becomes reluctant allies with the main crew for the mission of this imaginary season they never really trust him until his moment to prove himself once and for all in the season finale and he has to stumble his way through recovering from growing up in a Romulan doomsday cult and the loss of what was left of his family and build himself a new, healthier reason to live. Also I just think putting someone the gang hates on the ship for a season would be fun!

#narek #star trek picard #obsessed with them giving us more of the characters they made in season 1 instead of using season 2 to clear the board #in the most insulting way possible in some cases #for a TNG reboot season. SNOOZE! I liked TNG I did but I am so TIRED of legacy characters give us SOMETHING NEW #Soji is NOT on La Sirena full time in this s2 au btw she's helping iron things out in wake of the lifted synth ban #Neither is Agnes she's helping Hugh (who LIVED in the au) with the XBs... foreshadowing Borg queen stuff in later season bc I liked that #Also there will be a scene of Narek grovelling for Soji's forgiveness and her refusing to budge. The lesson you can grow and improve #but those that you hurt aren't obligated to forgive you. We could've had such an interesting show if they'd just listened to me #who is writing this like 2 whole years after they filmed season 2 probably #idk Narek is my pathetic little meow meow who done fucked up but as a writer that makes him a REALLY interesting character to explore more #Also his actor had no business being SO damn attractive as a Romulan #pic #star trek

[that-starlight-prince]

I hate seeing pictures of myself, I hate hearing my own voice, so just imagine how I feel about videos of myself 🙃

#and btw if i've ever shown you pics of me that just means you're special and i like you #but even then i only handle seeing myself from certain angles #or if i'm wearing lots of clothes so my physical features aren't visible

[roxyandelsewhere]

my 4x20 trueform is circulating again so i figured i’d share the fact that i have a big print of it myself on my bedroom wall :) so i see cas every day <3

#this was one of the prints i got from the first tests i did while i was still trying to do it all myself. before i decided to do inprnt #so some parts aren't properly edited bc we tried it with whatever the scanner churned out just to see how it looked #so the inprnt ones are better. but i had this one and couldn't NOT hang it up. it's a big huge cas (and jimmy) #and i think this might be my fave trueform of all the ones i've done so far #i haven't posted any in ages but i do wanna do more btw #mine.caro #trueform adjacent #i guess this can go in that tag #also that's baby me in the pic with the green frame ssshhh

[chaosmultiverse]

“I would like to clear some confusion

Above is a photo of myself, I do not fight Batman, nor do I have tes to the rogues of Gotham, the closest to that is the following:

I was friends and then had a falling out with Enigma whom is related to The Riddler (But the details of that are hers to tell)

I was friends with the first Robin and was on his Teen Titans team.

Red Hood briefly had a fight with me and then found my dead body

Now, 

Above is a photo of a woman that calls herself ‘Duela Dent’ or more commonly ‘Joker’s Daughter’, she’s been on a few teams, has a weird connection with Red Hood, put a dude’s face on her own and seems weirdly attached to it and in this case what matters has fought with multiple members of Batfamily.

But we aren’t the same, I’m a different universe and am around Nightwing’s age, she is a teenage from this universe.

Also lastly; I’m Jokerster’s Daughter, no relation to Joker.”

#gore #I Spy With My Little Eye {Dash Comm} #And i opp {Shitposts} #Duela Dent {Never Explain The Joke} {IC} #righteousruin #btw this isn't like a real call out cuz 1. there aren't a lot of good pics of Joker's dauther #and 2. Duela is a very confusing character #and also this is a reaction to a already silly ask #Duela herself is just picky about it #that make sense? #Duela Dent {I Ain’t Happy Yet But I’m Way Less Sad} {Headcanons & Meta} #this has also been parked by others wondering #about my Duela lore #& since her page ain't up here is the basics

[ishibishie]

god i missed the euphoria of getting your charms delivered and looking at them for the first time

all these designs are on my etsy (novacirrus)! featuring some new designs and restocked old designs shown here 👀

#not art #need to make more vids like this. cleaned my desk off for the first time in 2 months for this lol #everyone say thank you japan coated 2006 for making my merch look less horrible than when i was working in swop #remind me to take better pics/vids tomorrow because my lighting is so shit i literally live in a fucking cave #your headphones aren't broken btw the vid has no sound lol

[heloflor]

Out of all the scenes that make me wish Sam had a tail, this one has to take the cake.

Just imagine Sam's tail slowly going up and then starting to wag, in sync with his expression slowly going from surprise to amusement. 🥺🥺🥺

#Sam and Max #SamandMax #Freelance Husbands #Telltale games #The Mole the Mob and the Meatball #Flor talks #(love how the third and fourth pic aren't the same size; oops) #I like to imagine this scene with like Harry looking at Max in confusion #then he turns back to Sam who's trying really hard not to laugh while at the same time melting from how much he loves his dork #then he notices Harry looking at him and glances away #awkwardly coughing while hoping Harry still thinks he's hypnotized #and Harry being a bit too taken aback by Max's shenanigans just brushes it off #Speaking of which this scene has one of three instances in Telltale of Sam looking at Max in adoration; which I absolutely adore #the second one is in the last cutscene of that same case and the third one; my favorite; is the one from the second game #with Max having his religious vision in the third case #Btw I hope I'm using the right word for the tail movement since apparently 'waggle' is a more general term #and apparently the correct word is 'wag'/'wagging' so yeah; hope it's correct

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

christ alive do i hate social media! *continues to use it because at least some of the people are nice and my friends and it's better than just looking at image searches of my interests and talking to myself* everything else sucks!

#ey now ey now. oy *face palms* #how i crave attention and validation..... #there is a fire in me. aren't i just the most out there fellow you know? i like vore and and am a furry so u can't #pull that card :) AND a brony. imagine that. #remember the leg hair pic thing. yeah. still might do that if only to prove myself correct with the bingo. #replacing a gap in my ecosystem by getting freakier about religion btw. also that is part of this. this Thing. #that lives inside me. take that bitch. genuine feelings. and they're fucked up. #gripping my own shoulders and shuddering. love me. love me. #all i want is positive attention. i've listened and learned..... #i know what isn't good for me. now. #myevilposts #personal #/vent #✌😤 tumblr is my favorite place. genuinely. wouldn't trade it for the world.