#they had me in the first half ngl

[francy-sketches]

????

#.txt #jaime in asos: #no wait he wanted to marry her to joffrey 😭 what is wrong with him #they had me in the first half ngl #i should not be surprised but. wtf stay away from them #also why was this a comment under book fanart lol. I mean I assume this is about the show bc why would you bring up the actors #im not even as much grossed out as I am perplexed like what's the appeal. just unflavored jc #man what the hell was going on in 2016 #yea this old idc just wanted 2 share bc i think it's kinda funny. just the absolute whiplash from that last sentence #I wanted you to experience it. ur welcome

[theeconstantcompanion]

oof.

I literally. I thought this was a radfem post. I thought that was an awful lot of notes for a joke that was pretty dark but accurate. I looked at the replies. I look at the OP's bio.

they're serious. I mean it may be a joke but like that's... what they're doing. Drugging the issue when the teen is obviously depressed. So where actually is the joke, other than the idea of....killing your parents? When there's no indication abuse other than the fact that something is happening to the child? (Can't rule it out, absolutely, but that's just one of dozens of possible explanations).

#they had me in the first half ngl #radfems please touch #radblr #radical feminism #tumblr brainrot #to be crystal clear i thought it was being sarcastic #like: list crystal clear symptoms of depression..... must let them self medicate for other disorders or get violent!!!

[sleepfight]

Reading Hawkeye Freefall.......

#they had me in the first half ngl #putting clint barton in my pocket and feeding him soup for the next 20 years #which avenger is ur fave mine is the one with debilitating self-destructive depression #hawkguy

[noise-misato-3-twink-eater]

Is this a sandwich?

#they had me in the first half ngl #okay fine the first three quarters

[lesbanim]

also a 300 word essay in 5 minutes hand written is just impossible that’s literally a word a minute, and you’re telling me they don’t have speech to text software??

ok well now im thinking abt all the accommodations augefort would approve

#they had me in the first half ngl #d20 spoilers #fhjy spoilers #hi yeah my service animal is a pentacorn #yes she’s task trained and no she does not need paperwork that’s not a real thing

[maxgicalgirl]

I was watching Chainsaw Man and the first handful of episodes, I was really confused because I could have sworn the angel guy was Aki. I had the name Aki Angel stuck in my head and thought for sure that was his name for whatever reason.

Imagine my surprise when I finish the season, go online to look at fanart, and realize it’s a ship name. I got the name Aki Angel from Tumblr ship tags. I’ve been bamboozled by fandom once again, y’all got me.

#chainsaw man #csm spoilers #aki hayakawa #angel devil #akiangel #they had me in the first half ngl

[agentmarcuspike]

😃❤️

🙂💔

#they had me in the first half ngl #when will the p0rnb0t invasion end

[zims-left-antenna]

GUYS I GOT AN A AS MY FINAL GRADE OF MY FIRST COURSE GUUYYSYDHHAHDJQ AAAAAAAA I WAS SO SCARED IT WAS GONNA KEEO BEING A D

#nini rambles #DUDE #THEY HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF NGL #TOP 10 WORST SCARES OF MY LIFE

[luminant-lepidoptera]

Finally, I was able to watch The Giggle after an entire week.

I was so sad to see David Tennant go, and THEN oh my GOD

#They had me in the first half ngl #Doctor Who #The Giggle

[sabaeraa]

i was looking for jobs today and found one for some state agency that wants to help people transition off state benefits by encouraging

job preparation ✅

work ✅

marriage 🚩❌❌🤮

#they had me in the first half ngl #tryin to convince people they should get married to become ineligible for benefits?? get the FUCK out my face

[kennythetrampvamp]

Why is mha season 1 SO bad and season 6 SO good??? whuddahell

#they had me in the first half ngl #almost didnt watch this show because of season one #even mineta gets better in writing?? #season 6 makes me not hate mineta thats crazy #thank u to my brother for covincing me to watch more of this show #mha #bnha #my hero academia

[mugwot]

making the funky little guys funkier

the them

#i keep to my personal brand of everything can be made better by way of furrification #a bull a red panda a black kitty a crane and an ambiguously besnooted beast #three separate people called odile a Duck i dont know why is it something with the beak? #loop is a lion ;3 #may or may not have candy #loop was supposed to be a quick funny sketch and then the background happened boo #had to take away bonbon's hat for the sake of composition #it adds like half a head of hight to them #ngl when i first saw isabeau i thought he was a cool butch lady and instead got a surprise nice buff man #the fact that he is not a himbo was shocking #also this game made me want to try a fish head what the hell #does the skull crunch? #in stars and time #furry art #furry #isat #siffrin isat #isabeau isat #mirabelle isat #odile isat #bonnie isat #loop isat #the whole gang is here #my art

[windcalled]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #i. i really do not know what i was expecting but it wasn't hands. #they had me goin in the first half ngl

[raaorqtpbpdy]

Okay I’m thriving on all the Marie/Jordan posting, it is absolutely deserved, they’re amazing together, but I wish there was a little more love for Emma/Sam too because “I don’t remember you, but I do believe you” fucking broke me.

Imagine you’ve spent years questioning reality, surrounded by people who constantly remind you that you can’t believe your own eyes. You finally meet someone outside of that group and you’re convinced she’s a hallucination, except she passes your test, and she’s sweet, and she laughs at your jokes even though you have a really off-beat sense of humor, and she matches it, and you love her like you’ve never loved anyone. And she promises to stay with you after everyone else you’ve ever loved has abandoned you, whether intentionally or not. And then you start to freak out and you know your scaring her, because she’s seen you rip people apart with your bare hands, but she’s not running. She’s not even trying to make you calm down or be rational or stop. Instead she asks “How can I help you?” She wants to help you. And you run. And she saves you. She stops you from doing something you’ll regret. She’s the first one who’s done that without violating your mind.

And then she loses all her memories of you. She looks at you without an ounce of recognition, and you think you’ve lost her, even if you swear to get her her memories back. And you’re alone again, and you’re hallucinating. You’re hallucinating her. You can’t trust reality. You can’t trust yourself. You can’t believe what you see or hear or touch. Then she comes back again, but this time she’s real and you ask if she remembers you and she says no. “I don’t remember you, but I do believe you.”

I can’t even, okay, I’m losing my mind over here.

#gen v #sam riordan #emma myers #gen v spoilers #I could do a whole post from Emma’s side too #the way they both effortlessly validated and comforted each other #the way she broke her promise to her mom and got big for the first time in years just to save him #the way he only got the courage to leave because of her #the way they talk to each other and care for each other and naturally click #the way she went to find him based on a t-shirt and a half-remembered conversation even when she had no idea who he was #I can’t okay I just can’t #I’ve seen people talk about the ‘i don’t remember you but I do believe you line’ #but no one has brought up ‘how can I help you’ #which hit me SO hard ngl #anyway #I’m normal I’m normal about them (lying)

[beautifully-imperfections]

I HATE lawlight fans who hate Light

!!!

Light is so silly and entertaining to me I honestly don’t get how people don’t enjoy him as a character. As for shipping I only ship characters I like together so hating one while loving the other is wild to me. And if you hate one part of a ship why not ship something else without Light like lawsuda or lawmane

I thought I was going to get my first anon hate on this blog at first lmao

#you had me at the first half ngl #my ramblings #death note #light yagami #thankfully I haven’t seen a lot of lawlight fans like that #they are both my awful and obsessive pookies and they belong together

[naivegh0ul]

Can you do rimming between Reader and BC!Simon, where reader is rimming simon and simon farts in her mouth. but the fart was actually a shart and it was so hot and the shart actually impregnated the reader with little shart babies. i need the babies to be brown and wiggly and then they have a shart house and a shart car that bc!simon made!!

tyy!

#asks #my first weird anon!! yippie #does this mean im famous? #you had me in the first half ngl #im curious what bc!simon means #what does it stand for #hmm..