alt jessjay! (these are @riseinviolence's alt thoughts<3)
ID: A digital illustration of alternate Jessica Telephone and Jaylen Hotdogfingers from the video game Blaseball. They're standing pressed against each other, with Jaylen in front of Jessica's shoulder. Jessica is taller, smiling down at her and leaning on a bat. She's wearing a Dallas Steaks jersey. Jaylen is rubbing her own shoulder, looking off to the side with a straight face. She's wearing a Seattle Garages jersey. Both of them are also noticeably scarred.
i was trying to not give any anons attention, but recently ive been getting quite a lot of anon hate for being both a charles & carlos fan. so imma go on a bit of a rant.
theyre both MY drivers like how many other people have their own set of ones they like/dislike. im well aware they are not besties (obv in a sport where your teammate is your first competitor its difficult to form such a relationship and ESPECIALLY when both of them have their fair share of insane fanbases). in the beginning of their partnership i do believe that they tried to paint them as besties when it was clear they were barely getting used to eachother. but throughout the time theyve been teammates theyve shown that they do have a special way of navigating their relationship. both with two different types of personalities but they manage to understand eachother so specifically. theyre both sensible and mature individuals who understand how the world of f1 works and are a good pair. the fact that even people outside of the respective fandoms notice how they work and have quite a bit too say on the delusion that they loathe eachother is quite insane. yes, they have spats sometimes, not everything can be sunshine and rainbows, but when its good its good! the argument of saying theyre just coworkers/ are acting is so.. dated 😬 (also when we’ve clearly seen them act..terribly).
do i think carlos went over the limit yesterday? yes. but as charles literally said theres times where one or the other goes over sometimes. they both have also said that they both push eachother to be better, thats what good drivers/and or teammates do. if we recall monza 23 where they both battled eachother HARD, which many people thought was too much, and both charles and carlos had crazy smiles on their faces cause they had so much fun. even charles saying that that’s what f1 is supposed to be like. its racing, they are there to be the best and there are no friends on track. perhaps in 25 they’ll have more of an opportunity to grow seperately and together (without the pressure of being teammates, like carlos has said before) instead of always being tied down by it every single weekend through the media hellscape of f1.
to conclude, i will continue to love my pr boys 😮💨 who are both top and hot competitors. (with inexplicable tension sometimes😵💫). let me enjoy the last year in PEACE.
i wanted to use shinya's deadly pretender stuff, so i did my best to make her look as 'sit still look pretty' as possible. now she has illogically long hair with a bow in it and looks like she goes to bible study after school. she does not. she eats boys.
and guren's our unkempt, fuzzy little rat that uses 3-in-1 shampoo. <3