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thorcep · 28 days
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Zuko and Suki had an awakening in the blimp after boiling rock
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zhongrin · 2 months
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can i just say it's just so endearing to hear my mom (cn zodiac: rat) describing my dad's (cn zodiac: dragon) emotions metaphorically like he's an actual dragon (and vice versa)
my mom: *sends photo* i bought this dragon statue for your dad's birthday but i don't know what the cn letters means me: *uses google lens to pick up the characters and throws it into deepl* it means "auspicious dragon" my mom: your dad's happy and his tail's wagging now 😂
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my dad: i bought three ice creams yesterday and there's only two today. my dad: clearly, there's a rat in this house. my mom: i see that you're complaining to our daughter again.
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quillkiller · 4 months
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all im saying is ive never seen someone criticize those marylily or dorlily fanart/fics where they’re harrys mothers and theres no james in sight
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comic-sans-chan · 7 months
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obsessed with julian asking "what did they do to you? is it some kind of punishment device?" in the wire because my god if this man didn’t go from "this is garak my super cool spy pal who i go on secret missions with and sometimes fuck teehee but also yeah his planet’s kinda fucked up and he’s got some weird ideas but we’re working on it" to "this is garak he's my precious little angel babyman who has been horribly traumatized and brainwashed by his government but it's okay because i'm a doctor and i will fuck and suck the fascism out of him if it’s the last thing i do" in just two years. shit's wild
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localplaguenurse · 1 month
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I like the idea that Pantalone has like a big scary dog, like a doberman or German shepherd (Mondstadt shepherd???) or maybe even a rottweiller, just something that was bred to be a big scary guard dog.
Except Pantalone doesn't need a dog because of his staff and because he's the ninth ranked harbinger. He can handle himself fine or pay someone else to keep an eye out. The dog is solely there to deter thieves and assassins from approaching him on walks or breaking into his home. The dog itself is literally the sweetest and most spoiled creature in the world and spends most of the day laying at Pantalone's feet while he's writing reports, occasionally getting pets and treats for good behaviour. Honestly, you would be in significantly more danger if you hurt his dog.
(That said, it will absolutely not hesitate to maul your leg or tear your throat out. Yeah it's cute, but you'd be a fool to think Pantalone would buy a guard dog and not train it to be a very loyal and very deadly guard dog.)
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Takaaki is way too skinny in canon to be alive. What the fuck 😨
His beta design has more meat on his bones than his final design. HOW????
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I'M WORRIED????? HE'S SO SKINNY, THERE IS NO MEAT, JUST BONE...
He's still a smash
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widevibratobitch · 1 month
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being a divorce child is all fun and games until ✨the holidays✨
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also the Biggest Eternalest Moods
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silverzoomies · 2 months
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Can we please hold a quickie committee meeting for your Peter Spotify playlist- like PLEASE?! This ‘shifting’ to your reality when dreaming malarkey has never worked for me… but THIS PLAYLIST?! i genuinely feel like I’m inside baby boy’s basement; I may as well be jumping through my screen into his walkman.
My dad and I were scrolling through the playlist because we bond on our shared love for this style of music,,, and the whole time he was just reminiscing on the days when he would wear double-denim and tuck his polo shirts into his jeans. IT’S SO NOSTALGIC!! I can’t tell you how excited he got when he saw Thin Lizzy and started making air guitar whilst singing very off-key to ‘Jailbreak’
Call this free promo or whatever but I’m literally BEGGING any quickie devotees to listen to this god-sent playlist- it’s so accurate like i can’t even-😩
So there you have it folks, Silver Zoomies bonding Dad and Daughters together over music since [insert year born here]
unironically? no goofs no gaffs no meme no foolin'? this is the sweetest most precious most wonderful most heartfelt little ask i've ever gotten. 💗 nothing will ever top it. im so speechless. im so honored. i may as well retire now. wanna screencap this and save it forever like???????????? ive been staring at this for a millennia now
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Half-siblings.
That's it; that's the post.
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measlyscrapofseafood · 9 months
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clu rinzler dynamic hcs that nobody asked for b/c im crazy
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tw for brief discussions of abuse
I headcanon that Rinzler's feelings about Clu are Complicated. He thinks of his position as Clu’ right hand man as the greatest honor anyone could possibly have. Rinzler was told it’s a chance to right his past wrongs that he committed before Clu ‘fixed him’ by serving him unquestioningly and in return Rinzler genuinely adores Clu. Would do anything he asked including throw himself to his death in a heartbeat if Clu asked for a type of admiration. He is constantly striving to make Clu happy no matter the personal cost or the cost to others even if his efforts go unacknowledged most of the time knowing he made Clu’ life that much easier is enough for him.
Despite the fact that Rinzler tries his damndest to complete every assignment, sometimes he falls short and the consequences of his failure are dire, which is where the more complicated feelings Rinzler has come from. Because Clu is the only program in the history of the grid who’s able to make Rinzler genuinely afraid. Not wary, not cautious, but afraid. It’s part of what drives him to put his all into every task he’s given, not only to please Clu, but because he is terrified of the consequences of falling short of his expectations. On some level, buried deep deep down in the very depths of Rinzler’s code beneath all the changes, Rinzler hates Clu because he knows that how he’s treated is wrong, but he doesn’t understand why. It’s something intrinsic to him that he’s purposefully kept hidden and ignored in every way he can.
On the Clu side of things despite him always going on and on about how he made Rinzler ‘perfect’ and ‘his champion’ he still sees Rinzler as Tron regardless. No matter what Rinzler does or how hard he tries to please Clu he’ll never be able to make up for his past actions in Clu’s mind which is why he lashes out so harshly at him, because he knows that despite all of his attempts at reprogramming him, parts of Tron still live on in Rinzler. He knows that despite having Rinzler’s complete unconditional loyalty underneath it all the hate from Tron’ final moments is still there. Despite placing himself at the center of Rinzler’s world, Tron will never care for him like he cared for Kevin Flynn. Despite having won Flynn’s favorite toy soldier in their feud and repurposing him to be his attack dog, removing any recollection he had of Flynn, the dynamic isn’t the same and never will be because Rinzler isn’t Tron, not really, and Clu isn’t Flynn and that relationship will never be recreated
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roseofcards90 · 9 months
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BRUHHH WHAT
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tiny-huts · 1 year
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Artemis I know you have beef of the more serious variety with Jarlaxle rn but when Drizzt just mentions him and you say "DONT SAY HIS NAME" it really just sounds a way
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akagamiko · 1 year
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thinking agian about how shanks wanted to see roger cry and that he tells luffy he should cry but that shanks himself takes after roger in that regard and won't cry in front of people !!!
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buysomecheese · 2 years
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I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again but New Perspective by P!ATD is a Stud and Meryl song
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pointsfortrying · 5 months
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Incredibly pissed off wondering if i should sleep or video game
#rye rants#vent#if my body doesnt decide for me <- running on fumes fr#slept a grand total of. an involuntary 2 hour nap in the past 3 days#talking to the communications professor ab palestinian lives was a level of frustrating i thought only possible when talking to my dad#no but why does he argue so much like my dad (smnth smnth. superiority complex in middle age men in positions of power over you)#like my brother in christ you come to a student giving out 100 god damn zines that they researched made printed cut and folded#in support of palestine holding a god damn visualizer of murdered palestinians#and you think??? I'd listen??? to you?? about israel????#like girl! huff and walk away like the god damn clown you are#I've made it Perfectly clear multiple times that i give respect to those who haven't lost it and god damn#you lost it the second you opened your mouth with 'well but'#like#I've made it perfectly clear im ready to drop out of this fucking shitty university for its support of 'israel'#you think i wouldn't talk shit to your face?#even if i did want to stay I'd still talk shit#i am very clear about what i think and feel#if you couldn't tell i wasn't budging from my stance than that's fully on you#just. god.#even beyond that#seeing ppl walk out of that room was so. incredibly disheartening#im going to. try and see what i can do to continue raising awareness regarding palestine#already been putting up posters without permission but just. argh#i Know so many ppl here are in support of Palestine but its also just feels so#frustrating like#<- they live in a bubble/echo chamber with friends who share their thoughts regarding matters and can never#fully prepare themselves for when they walk out of said bubble#i feel physically sick staying in the school building for too long professor allowed me to take the last of this semester's classes#which im glad for but just. god god. this fucking world we live in fr#from the river to the sea palestine will be free
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