#this fucking bastard i swear to GOD

[lewishamiltonstuff]

You know what's fucked up about this entire Horner situation?

They were never gonna let him go. They did the investigation just to fulfill a formality. They even set the grounds for today's announcement by already posting yesterday:

"Any statement from Red Bull GmbH is expected to reflect a thorough and fair investigation, but matters of confidentiality are likely to limit the amount of information shared publicly."

By this, they just meant that whatever bullshit we post tomorrow (translation: we're not kicking him out) it'll be fair and impartial. And if someone asks us any questions (translation: we know we'll get the backlash) we can't say anything because it's a matter of confidentiality and we can't share private information (translation: you can fuck off, we don't have anything to prove him innocent, so we'll use the confidentiality clause).

And that is exactly what they did! They posted that their investigation was "impartial" and "fair" and it contains "private information".

They had been setting the stage for this all along!! Who are they trying to fool though?

I hope she takes him to court and drags him in the mud.

#fuck him #fuck that bastard of a man. what an asshole. sleaze. douche bag. #and what the fuck even was the statement by daniel Riccardo. stop it bro. your enabler is showing way too much #sending all the love to the poor victim #i really really really hope she gets justice #christian horner #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #red bull f1 #red bull racing #red bull #anti christian horner #anti rbr #anti red bull #I SWEAR TO GOD #IF ANY REDBULL MINION COMES TO HARRAS ME FOR USING BOTH ANTI AND GENERAL REDBULL TAGS. I'LL RESORT TO VIOLENCE. #your fav team's tp is an abuser and he needs to be named and shamed. fuck your tags ok? #tw: harrasment #tw: christian horner

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad

#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit. #ted externally: hey there rupert :) #ted lasso #i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny #ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! #the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI] #trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us #right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right? #ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent! #i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it #and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this #and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :) #trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ

[pinkrose05]

Oh God.

Oh God, not again-

You're telling me it's been six whole months, and I'm only Now realizing his eyes were also half-red????

#i swear to god every time i look at this man his eyes are a new fucking color #mercury #bluish lavender #periwinkle #amethyst gray #and now there's also red?? and nobody ever talks about that???? #like yes it's very beautiful -everything about yingxing is- but god fucking dammit #how many times do i have to squint at this fucker to pick out all the details? #aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr yingxing #<- kaleidoscope-eyed bastard #i can't believe i figured out ren's entire gradient before i noticed this #what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[essektheylyss]

For the record I am actually seriously 👀 about possible Luxon things happening and I do think there's something going on there, even if I have no idea what nor how involved it is.

#legit my DMs went SO rapidly to 'ok where the FUCK is essek tho someone call that bastard for some dunamis expertise' #like previously it was just 'well hope he's far away from ludinus and maybe we can call him after' to 'GET HIS ASS HERE RIGHT NOW' #THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING #anyway caleb if you do not call your bf the moment you get that collar off I swear to god #cr spoilers #critical role #luxon blogging

[fishofthewoods]

Yknow it does irritate me a little that after the Emperor reveal in act 3 your only mean dialogue options are about him being a mind flayer. Let me bully this guy for being a piece of shit not for being illithid. I don’t distrust him because he’s not human i distrust him because he’s a lying manipulative motherfucker. LET ME BE MEAN TO HIM WITHOUT BEING FANTASY RACIST LARIAN

#My hatred for the emperor genuinely knows no bounds #I fuckingg hate him so much. He’s my archenemy. He’s such a motherfucker. #That one scene where you go into the prism and you have a dialog option to say you only want a dreamless sleep #And WITHOUT FUCKINH CONSULTING YOU at ALL. That bastard FUCKS WITH YOUR BRAIN #AND KNOCKS YOU OUT FOR 8 HOURS. #WHO SAID HE COULD DO THAT????? CAUSE I SURE FUCKING DIDNT #I haven’t finished the game yet but I swear to god if you can’t kill that bastard once you don’t need him to live. #If you don’t get to kick him in his slimy fucking tentacles. I will die in real life. #Larian let me kill the emperor . Please. Come on man. #bg3 #lich says shit #Bg3 spoilers

[talentforlying]

@thicketville: meta: did john ever want to go to college? what would he have studied if he did? if not, did he ever want any sort of higher education, like a vocational degree or apprenticeship? — META TOPICS.

i think college was always a very distant concept for him growing up: more 'something that happens to posh people in the big cities' than a potential career path. john's father was a dock worker before losing his arm and most of their relatives did labor-intensive jobs in and around either the coal mines or the docks, so for anyone who actually thought john had a future — which was very few people, if anyone — it was sort of expected that he'd wind up in the same realm of work. they could never hope to afford college, so cheryl wouldn't have brought it up to him as a possibility, because john was a dreamer of a kid and would've gotten himself in trouble with their father if he insisted on pursuing it.

honestly, john's childhood was lived one day at a time, and nobody really thought he was going to survive past the teenage years (least of all john), so he really never considered a future for himself at all, other than "one day i'll get out of here". and even that felt like a pipe dream before he discovered magic. these days, i don't think he spends time considering what might have been anymore, because the past is the past and it eats him alive already without him helping it along, but in a perfect, perfect world, i think he would've loved college, and maybe gone into creative writing.

#thicketville #i'm so very normal about constantine's childhood i swear :') #the fact that the issue 'dead boy's heart' that shows us his childhood is talking about both the story content And john.... #he was a dead boy from the second he was born. expected to die early or be in trouble forever. nobody caring which one it ended up being #but he had SUCH a big heart and SUCH an active imagination!! he was SO smart and well-meaning and compassionate!! #he was always making up stories and play-acting and reading and inventing new worlds to put himself in! he SO would have been a writer!! #but everyone told him he was dark. told him he was nothing. told him he was broken. and he started to believe it and become it #god i just think all the time about how everybody looked at him as a kid and went 'don't worry dear the world will break you soon enough' #and Nobody thought to try and protect him from that. ends me #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE. #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

[blueberry-beanie]

Excuse me WHILE I YELL?

#this bastard i swear to god he didn't say anything? but it's on his website?!? #fuck why does his solo tour start when I will probably be busy with an internship? #watch me make incredibly dumb decisions to somehow get there asap anyway #it has been 12 (!) years since he last came up with a solo #and the last one was brilliant as hell so this one better be too #claus von wagner #projekt equilibrium #cvw

[ghostclvb]

finney: you're the one who killed the others aren't you

the grabber: what no >:( that wasn't me it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

#LIKE WHAT THEF FCJDWW AS EVE N THE POINT OF DENYING IT #you stupid fucking rat bastard who the hell else would it have been #'naur that was someone else' by the strength of 10 crackheads I swear to GOD I'll kill yiouoiufhsdga #.txt #the black phone #the black phone spoilers #tbp #finney blake #robin arellano #vance hopper #bruce yamada #griffin stagg #billy showalter #the grabber #albert shaw #vance x reader #vance hopper fanfiction #vance hopper x you #vance the black phone

[azzydoesstuff]

me when people tell me they dont like tomatoes while they eat their fries with ketchup, bowls of chili, pizza, chicken parmesan and bolognese pasta

#i swear to god i will kill you #it is literally everywhere how can you fucking claim to not like tomatoes #“ohhh ooooh but i dont like the texture” shut the fuck up and eat the juicy red vegetable-fruit you bastard #shitpost #shitposting

[morgana-ren]

I hate to say it, lads, but Gortash is kinda hot in a really dastardly way.

#Baldur's gate 3 spoilers #And he's a banite which is like my fucking kryptonite #I actually had a theory that the dead three were going to be behind it on patch 3 of early access #but I had my own reasons for that #I know a lot about bane unfortunately #there's a reason I always say stupid shit like 'i swear to bane' or 'bane knows' #What can I say #Im attracted to reprehensible powermad bastards #and Banites are that with absurdly good fashion #he is so fucking gross and I can read him like a book and know what he's going to do #but my god the possibilities #he looks like a guy cosplaying noctis from FF and I'm still attracted #god i am pathetic

[more-than-tender-curiosity]

thoughts on the great gatsby musical (the one going to broadway next month) ?

-🎵

Words. Cannot express. My disdain. My disappointment. My general frustration with that production. I have the jeremy jordan tag blocked on tumblr now. Praying to god Miss Florence Welch pulls through with her musical. I bet SHE read the book.

#the great gatsby #jay gatsby #nick carraway #no but seriously the characterizations are horrible #putting a woman of color into a role defined by her white rich privilege is another can of worms #the songs are so mid I almost wish they were bad at least then I might listen to them as a form of self harm #and starting off with a fucking covid joke??? #are you kidding me?? #making nick this wide eyed I Wanna Be Rich Too :3c ass bitch??? #i swear to god #if I have to see that smarmy smirking bastard ass jay gatsby impostor ever again #it will be too soon #like I already have very very high standards for adaptations of anything #in this climate where people are just reusing everything remaking everything adapting everything #like mean girls the musical the movie for example. it’s a movie based off a musical based off a movie based off a book. #how many degrees of separation until we start bringing something new to the table? #I pray to god florence has an understanding of the characters and the themes and such of the novel that goes deeper than watching the #trailer for the 2000 Gatsby adaptation staring paul rudd. #now I will say a positive to be nice: pretty Nick.

[rahbid]

jezebel covered in blood, lighting a cigarette next to a corpse she just tormented, sitting w her legs open and relaxed like she just had the best sex of her life

#usfw #killing doesnt make her horny! it doesnt #but god do her fucked up shark eyes light up when she gets to go ham on a poor bastard #bonus points if its personal and not a contract #she doesnt LIKE.killing i swear shes just #so good at it. its cathartic

[eclipse-the-nonbinary-cryptid]

OH YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ECLIPSE! DIE IN A GODDAMN HOLE!!!!

#The Sun and Moon Show Eclipse #The Sun and Moon Show Lunar #The Sun and Moon Show spoilers #Eclipse keeping tabs on The Sun and Moon Show #FUCKING DIE ECLIPSE YOU BITCHY MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE #I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD LEAVE LUNAR THE FUCK ALONE😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬 #>:(.....heartless bastard

[rainnotliam]

Hahahaha… I’m fucking screwed. Don’t ask why, I may have accidentally yelled out that I want a Volo body pillow. Don’t get me wrong, I’d yell that with no shame… if it wasn’t in the earshot of my fucking brother

#hahaha no #im screwed #so fucking stupid #pokemon volo #pla volo #merchant volo #volo is love volo is life #god dammit #This cute bastard is getting me in trouble #Volo body pillow? #only cause I need a hug #Its appropriate I swear

[undeadhousewife]

My man fucking up and ditched me at the concert last night and I'm still fucking reeling from that but at least the bathroom I locked myself in to cry was fucking awesome

#Even my friends are like there's no way I'd leave you drunk alone I'd be freaking out because we know you #And he was like welp I'm done peace out midway thru as I was outside having a smoke #Fucking lame ass idiot bastard I swear to god #I was so upset I got so drunk I lost my gd damn purse which ughhhhhhh

[ozymoron]

does anyone have a high quality clip of that one really gay theater scene where ed stabs a guy with a sword

this scene

i need it for research purposes and for gif making but mostly for research purposes

its in season 3 episode 17

#look at that fruity bastard #hes so bisexual holy fucking shit #look at the way he hand moves #i swear to god i cant stop thinking about this scene #gotham #gotham tv #edward nygma #the riddler