#this is not

[prestonmonterey]

[CLICK]

It's 25:25, isn't it.

[BEAT]

There are times, times like this. When I can't remember who I am anymore. My memories feel like staring through a thick fog, but my eyes water, I blink, and I'm in darkness.

I can't tell if any of this is real anymore. I thought that once, maybe I could, but... if my memories are so easy to fabricate, why bother even considering it?

[BEAT]

Jeddie hasn't said a word to me, today. He hasn't even left his office. He... he left a note on the door of my office. I don't know when he put it there, or if it was even him.

Ghost recorder, I can't even remember what his handwriting looks like. I... I miss him. I miss us.

I miss feeling like me.

What even is me, anymore?

[BEAT]

What happens when your body is so against the mere concept of your existence that it tries to evict your very being? Where do I go, if not here?

I don't know if I exist anymore. If anyone can here me. I mean, [Laughs] I'm talking to a cassette tape as if it's a real person. Ha.

[BEAT]

Can you hear me, ghost recorder?

[CLICK]

#marble musings #this is not #anything #sorry #umm #it was originally a vent but it sounded enough like sydney that i was like 'haha this is a ghost recorder session isnt it' #sorry i think im like #dissociating #maybe

[convex-sex]

this is not convex sex

#hermitshipping #convex #this is not

[dqmeron]

girl what is this

#this is not #theo and i have been laughing with tears streaming down our faces for five minutes

[tsurugis]

Anyways lol doctor thinks cancer is back and is considering another neck dissection and I just gotta say I’m real tired I don’t fucking know lmaooooooooo

#first time was really……………….. I can’t imagine doing it over again I’m exhausted I don’t know #big depressionsssn #first he was saying more radiation and I was like fine… scared of losing my taste but whatever right #this is not #good #I would rather do literally anything else it’s such a fucked surgery and over the same area that’s already so fucked now #feelin real #something #ki rambling

[chomplicated]

#homestuck #doodles #aranea serket #meenah peixes #THIS IS NOT #arameen #gillfronds #les8ifins #lol happy april fools day

[doesnotloveyou]

if you let a woman write "born yesterday" dj's character would get slapped more

#pulling my hair out #this is not #how you write #a woman #even a dumb one!

[lookninjas]

No, but like --

You don't actually need me to come off lunch early just to show me that the door will need repair sometime in the next few months. You can actually wait ten minutes for that. It isn't a crisis.

#my life in retail #i have had the door fall on me my dude that was a crisis #this is not #please learn the difference

[peculiary]

X-Men: Marvels Snapshots September 16, 2020

#this is not #how today was supposed to go #today #supposed #supposed to go

[mostlykind]

got an urgent work thing that I’m meant to turnaround a bit quicker than usual and I have literally never been more confused in my life. why are businesses so weird. what do you mean there’s a holding company and then another company and another holding company. who owns the company!!!! just tell me straight up !!! why am I sifting through companies house records trying to identify shareholders and god knows what

#this is so painful #I hate doing businesss with a passion #I love screening individual. they’re always so fun #THIS is not #soz they’re gonna have to wait till I figure it out cos idk what’s going oh here #rahma’s rambles

[murmurmurl]

I'm not okay. I just listened to the full ver cyber punk dead boy and I AM NOT OKAY. I genuinely screamed, I went "AAAAAAAATGH", I've never done that because of a song, this is insane. I'm. This has just altered something in my brain. Because. What. I. What.

#im genuinely going insane right nkw #tsukasa tenma what the fuck #this is not #wbat #no #uh #um #wha #i love tsukasa tenma because what was THAT #i love rui too #and everyone else #but #that #dies

[etoilesombre]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Black Sails Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Captain Flint | James McGraw/John Silver Characters: Captain Flint | James McGraw, John Silver Additional Tags: Demon AU, Monsterfucking, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Episode Related, 2.7, Flint is very tormented, and Silver is always looking for an angle, because someone around here has to have common sense when dealing with the supernatural, (sex tags will kick in in second chapter) Summary:

The hour has grown late, but Flint is still awake, seated alone in his command tent. He greets Silver's entrance with a raised eyebrow and a menacing smirk. “You’re still here.”

Cold shivers trickle down Silver's spine. “Would you have killed me, if I had tried to leave?”

“Probably,” Flint says. His smile widens, revealing teeth that gleam sharper and more numerous than they strictly should, though when Silver looks again he can pinpoint nothing irregular. “But I had a feeling you wouldn’t.”

Silver stares, too mesmerized to be subtle. Now that he knows what to look for, the image of Flint before him seems to ripple and break like a reflection on water, revealing glimpses of what lies beneath: pupils that have narrowed to unnerving slits, the surrounding green glowing more brightly than can be accounted for by the candlelight; shadows that are larger than any Flint should cast, not quite man shaped. Silver has the strong impression of a leathery wing, and heat.

#this is not #perhaps #strictly what i intended to write over the holiday break #nonetheless #sometimes an idea takes hold #and this time it was demon flint #silver Fucked Around #and now he is about to Find Out #second chapter shouldn't take a million years #i'm trying to let this one just be fun and low pressure #black sails #fanfiction #silverflint #my writing #demon au

[convex-sex]

would irl scar be considered convex sex?

this is not convex sex, return with cubfan135 and we might reconsider

#hermitshipping #convex #this is not #submission

[sidsthekid]

no ricky... for 10 GAMES?

#this is not #this is not what i wanted

[allo-frouto]

I want to lick your asshole so bad baby🤤🤤🤤

You should have gone for her first.

#<3 #I am sorry #but #this is not #on the top #of my list #oops

[ohnopeepo]

my time magic kobold just got some bloody boots that he refused to size match so

#this is not #my art #but in a way it is #dnd

[dollopheadedmerlin]

I think it's funny when people talk about popular fics like all fans universally know them. Sorry guys I'm not a fan of AUs or sex scenes so I've read about 0% of the fandom popular stories. Me and my canon era angst friends are huddling in the corner trying to decipher what you all are talking about

#mine #merlin #this is not #a hate post #to be clear #just #none of the “big” fics #are ones I'm interested in #so people will bring them up #like oh yeah the book of merthur #and I'm like the what?