Shawty fucked me up so bad I slept with his sister, drank his diluted semen out of a bath, watched him jack off (repeatedly), slept with his cousin, killed him, touched myself on his fresh grave, slept with his mom(?), plotted the downfall of his entire family, obsessively told his mother that I "wasn't in love with him" while she was on her deathbed, killed his mom, then danced through his house naked after being named the owner of his estate.
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I already made my screaming reaction meme post but for real you guys loves lies bleeding is such a film it’s what the lesbians deserve lou and jackie are the most fucked up freaks in the world who have done nothing wrong ever in their lives and my jaw was on the floor the entire time alternately in awe and horror as. it. should. be. in every piece of queer media
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So I finally watched puss in boots the last wish and I have THOUGHTS
He spent YEARS hating himself over leaving her at the altar and that was his Big Regret and she didn't even fucking show up for that wedding??? How isn't this talked about more this is the most hilarious thing in this movie
I get the whole we don't need magic to be happy scene where they all banded together and tore the map, but I really think they should have let the dog make the wish
When the frame rate so visibly dropped during action scenes??? It was like the opposite of in Thanks To Them. Like you can see the effect Spiderverse had on mainstream animation, I'm insane about this
Mad disappointed they didn't name the dog Pickles. I waited through the entire movie half expecting half hoping for it to happen. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
The accurate portrayal of a panic attack (and anxiety) in mainstream media got to me
This is how you should cast famous people for voice acting. Not random celebrities but specifically people who have already proven they know how to act with their voice. Come on Nintendo take notes
That damn Fearless Hero song is already on my spotify's On Repeat
The ANIMATION. like FUCK. did you know movies can be so good did you know did you know movies can actually be so fucking good
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"i wish I'd thought of it" do you want me to kill myself or what!?!?
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so I'm watching tv cause the wifi is down and this silent film came on that was honestly really fun and then a child dressed as Napoleon came on screen and I was like '.......... is this movie about Napoleon???? is this child actually Napoleon' and it turns out that. Yeah
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spending the morning getting high, making breakfast for the first time in weeks, and
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im obsessed with the 2008 movie Igor. i watched it constantly as a kid. there's no way in hell kids would recognize half of these jokes this guys name is schadenfreude what kid in 2008 knows what schadenfreude is.
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i fucking hate everything.
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