#this was hilarious to make tbh

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[tinartss]

sometimes i think about how kaveh was alhaitham’s first friend and collapse a little inside

#alhaitham #kaveh #kavetham #haikaveh #genshin impact #still feeling quite silly crossposting these doodles on three dif platforms asldfj #but the little reblog comments on here make it worth tbh #they're actually hilarious i love reading them HAHA #anywho!!! i love akademiya hkv

[mrsoharaa]

Giggling while drunkenly, messily, making out with Miguel is what I could use right about now ngl. 😔

一 ✿

Like you both just return home from a vibrant, lovely fun night out. A few drinks in and neither of you can get your needy hands off from one another.

His large, rough palms would roam up and down the venture of your curvy body, while yours trace up and down the strut of his firm, wide chest to the vast structure of his broad shoulders. Eventually your little fingers would curl up into the back hairs of his beautiful chestnut tresses.

His hungry lips would messily lap over yours with such inaccuracy and drive, sloppily mangling over yours and tripping occasionally over his large feet while still latching onto your hips. You'd break out into small fits of genuine giggles, feeling his warm full lips constantly try to stick onto your own, only to feel them slip past the velvety skin on either onto your flushed cheeks or your cute chin.

Your nails would weave gently into his wavy strands, tucking and tugging playfully as his frustrated grumbles would seep against your warm, soft flesh. Adding on to the cute little chortles that erupt from you. He's too cute.

His looming body would pin your back against the wall by the door.

"M-Miguel- you're b-being too *hic* frantic" you'd hiccup a small chuckle, feeling the warmth of his plush lips crease into the juncture of your jawline and neck. His hot breath permeating into the lush of your simulated skin.

"¡Ay, coño!...n-not frantic enough" his words slur out into rambled mumblings, hands pushing you more steadily, firmly against the solidity of the wall behind you, hips connecting with yours as his lips gradually find their way to the corner of your own. You'd simply giggle at his retort.

Heaves out another heavy, hot breath as he ghosts his lips just centimeters away from yours. Lidded irises of deep scarlet lazily, longingly, gazing down at you. Watching and noting every simple, little detail that was you.

Raises his left hand up to drape steadily around the structure of your neck, keeping you still against his weighted figure and the wall nestled behind you. Your hazy eyes finally meet his, a shimmer of intoxicated desire and endearment drowning your beautiful optics.

"Such a pretty l-laugh...you're so p-pretty, mi araña bonita" his breath husks heftily, leaning in closer to you as he pushes at the back of your neck to mold into his fevered lips. Strongly.

With added friction and steady firmness, Miguel made sure that his lips stayed connected with yours at all times. Swindling his tongue into the moisten cavern of your mouth, as he hums in delight to your acceptance for his sudden intrusion. His heart plummets every time he listens to a genuine giggle or muffled moan resonate from the depths of your throat.

Makes him become more needy and touchy with you.

#this one may be a littttle self indulgent #solely because I want to make out with him...while intoxicated #think that would be hilarious to see tbh lmao #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #atsv

[royalarchivist]

Willy: "Sunny is Pol's daughter." Don't metagame! I would like to have an Egg. If I had an Egg, could I name it at some point? Or does it come with... I mean, did you choose your name? Or did they give you one?

Dapper: if they give you one that doesn't have parents, yes

Willy: Are there Eggs without parents?

Dapper: not right now

Willy: And if I kill the parents, can I keep the Egg?

Dapper: no xd

Willy: "No," ok.

#WillyRex #Dapper #QSMP #February 4 2024 #Willy #hilarious reaction tbh #''Can I get an Egg I can name?'' #''Are there any Eggs without parents?'' #''Can I adopt an Egg if I make them an orphan? No? ok. :/ '' #this took over half an hour to postttttttt ugh

[andoutofharm]

the moment the fall out boy concert briefly became a comedy show

#thanks andy for making this so hilarious tbh #i dont have the second half after the song but it was funny too #fob #fall out boy #fobmountainview

[bisaster-energy]

big believer in keiko and kuwabara being besties like. you're my best friend's best friend and instead of it being awkward they realize "hey i really like hanging out with you!" this is ofc extremely detrimental to yusuke who now has two people on his ass

they share textbooks keiko quizzes kuwabara til he drops and she asks for fitness advice. why do i think this? I simply think it'd be funny asf if Keiko randomly got abs of steel. yusuke walks in on them doing sit ups while testing each other on vocab and almost breaks into tears.

"Keiko stop turning kuwabara into a fucking nerd he's wasting all his time studying instead of goofing off" "yusuke shut up and feel my abs" "holy shit these guys are like rock hard" "right??"

Kuwabara gets glasses and yusuke genuinely thinks it's a bit at first but kuwa is like "man seriously I realized part of the reason school was hard was cos I couldn't make out the words in my books half the time I need these things fr" classic yyh collapse in shock moment

Keiko and Kuwa are there for each other when yusuke goes off doing god knows what in Makai. They know he'll be back but it can be shitty not knowing what he's doing when he'll be back. Kuwabara reassures her that Yusuke does give a shit even when he leaves and Keiko reminds Kuwabara of why he doesn't need to drop everything and join him. He'll be back he'll be back he'll be back.

Kuwabara can only make simple meals Shizuru forced him to learn and Keiko doesn't really cook even tho her parents own a restaurant so when yusuke is in the human world there's cheers and applause "finally I get to eat 🙏🏼" "aren't you guys graduating college soon how are you surviving when I'm not here" "get back in the kitchen boy" "yeah I need another bowl 😌" "im poisoning ur food"

because girls and guys apparently can't just hang out school mates are sure Keiko is dating kuwabara but some think she's with yusuke and others think the two are fighting over her and she just looks at them like they're stupid if anyone ever asks directly

as for Kuwabara nobody knows whether he has a gf or a bf cos sometimes a polite brunette with a sweet smile visits him on campus and they talk at a picnic table (she's seen hitting him sometimes tho) but other times a guy with slicked back hair and devil may care attitude like. swaggers up to kuwa when he's with some classmates and drops a homemade lunch in his lap "you forgot this dumbass" "ahh thanks yusuke you're a life saver 🥺" "just eat your food" inside is the cutest box lunch and yusuke's glare keeps the people kuwa was with from cracking jokes. kuwabara acts like this is very normal

anyway i just think it'd be cool if they hung out and yusuke was equal parts delighted and grumpy about it

#this could be poly tbh i was really just going for a friendship angle but literally either makes sense #I just think Keiko would randomly wanna get fit to put some energy into something besides school and kuwa could help #yusuke is like oh no my smart friend and my strong friend are merging their traits and hanging out w/o me :( by talos... #he doesn't get left out ofc but they do gang up on him sometimes because they think it's hilarious #it's not lost on me the idea of yusuke being into intellectuals considering how smart those 2 are #I was just thinking about this cos I'm writing a kuwameshi fic rn #And it's Keiko pov so it focuses on her relationship with Kuwabara and how she fits into his and yusuke's dynamic #yu yu hakusho #keiko yukimura #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #i guess i should tag this #kuwameshi #cos i do look at through that lens #idk if they have a poly ship name tho #important to note that when kuwa thanks yusuke for bringing lunch he's being insufferable and #using the the most over the top sweet voice poking fun at yusuke for basically malewifing himself

[moeblob]

Demyx (my beloved)

#kingdom hearts #demyx #honestly is there an organization member i dont like? not really tbh #ok i lied maybe one but even then i find him fascinating so even he gets a pass #demyx being such a good boy who doesnt actually care for fighting then having the whole kh3 thing #where he has the yellow eyes but still just helps the good team vaguely then dips out of the entire game #where did he go and why .... what secrets do you hold young man #i should replay kh3 cause there are things i think i remember but idk for sure #like wasnt there actually a scene where hes just... been benched for being bad at being bad or smth #i really remember a scene where either he says or someone else is like oh yeah he got benched lol #like why does he have to be so funny yet get so little screen time im dying squirtle #though for the record him just handing a mannequin to even and saying peace out for the rest of the game WAS hilarious #this is me living the best time line where not only does demyx just dip and never get mentioned from anyone #but also in an otome i played theres a route where my fave guy just also dips early on #and then in the very end some other LI asks another LI what happened to him btw like where did he go #and the another LI was like oh my god i forgot about him idk man #my favorites just making an appearance and leaving is really funny to me #these tags got super long bc im very stressed and now devoting brain power to vgs in order to not cry

[igneous-croc]

Never take me to an art museum

#Mind I am well into my 20s. I'm a grown man #But ill still turn towards anyone im with and make the soyjak pose #My mom finds it hilarious and thats why I keep doing it. So many pictures of me are just me pointing at paintings #People have actually gotten mad at me but only in art markets tbh #Pointed at a illustration of like some nakey guy and said 《weewee》 and sent my accompanying friends into fits of giggles #Which called the attention of the artist who just saw 5 girls laughing their butts off and one idiot standing there pointing with a grin #They didnt say anything but they looked pretty mad #Im sorry if theres some deeper meaning behind your nakey art - my brain was raised on MAD and sugar

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Since the live show is like six years (a long time!) in-game after the two-shot, a fun thing I've been thinking about is that the Nein should be allowed new items for fun. so, here's a thought experiment:

You can give each member of the Nein one (1) item that is very rare or lower rarity to have during the live show, but it must be kind of funny to have (broadly construed) while still being a sensible item that makes sense to acquire and to have and that they would reasonably be interested in owning and using.

You don't have to do all of the Nein. Homebrewed items that appeared in CritRole or ExU are allowed. No cursed or sentient items nor Vestiges or Arms of the Betrayers (both are too high rarity anyway); they are not sensible or reasonable. Do not suggest things replacing an item a character would not reasonably replace, i.e. no new primary weapons for Fjord. Say why you think it's funny; it doesn't have to be a whole comedy and can be as simple as, for example, adding further to Beau's movement speed is amusing to you.

Some—not all, because this is getting long, but I DO have more—of my personal pitches are:

Mistral Mantle (very rare) for Fjord. Sleet storm but you're unaffected by the drawbacks is giving him more options for woe, untoward weather that affects everyone but me be upon ye! It's also funny to imagine people getting knocked over by wintry winds just bc Fjord walked at them. Thank you, Wildmother!

Armor of Safeguarding (very rare) for Fjord. Because he absolutely needs an additional +27-30 hit points to his already stupid number of hit points AND let's throw "Beacon of Hope without concentration" into a party that is already difficult to work with due to the double cleric situation. :D

Ring of the Orator (uncommon) for Jester. Let her say hi to everyone in a mile radius!

Orb of Gonging (common) for Caduceus. The man who bought a death whistle and played it in a park deserves it.

Bottle of Boundless Coffee (common). The Nein already have TWO Flasks of Perpetual Booze, so... and they all need it right now, tbh.

There's a lot of good items to be had even if they're not per se funny (let Caleb have a Staff of Power!), but remember this is specifically about what's kind of funny to have while still being realistic. So, with all the caveats and "rules" above, pitch out some new items that you think would be amusing for the Nein to have in the live show.

#there's a specific item suggestion that I left off for Fjord that's SO funny to see how many people add it #tbh Fjord is funny to give items bc his mechanics make everything hilarious and he's item lite and has slots and his personality #Critical Role #Critical Role things

[synthshenanigans]

Jashtober Day 14- Blinded

points if you can guess what this is referencing

below is a smaller like, phonescreen size? Idea for my phone but idk how good it'll be lol v

#don't have an actual set idea on how heart went blind tbh. im open to most ones #but if i had to choose. i would go with basically what happened in HS tbh lol #explanation for others: Mind in some way forced Heart to look into the sun. Which is what caused Heart to go blind #i went a lil “HS style” ig with this in general. with the pixelated everything and over saturated pngs. #idk why there are pillars there. just felt like it should be #maybe if i make lands for all three of them. One would have pillars #again idk just messin around with ideas #also again here to say that Vriska & Mind have a lot in common and i find that hilarious #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj heart #cj mind #well mind implied at least #jashtober #jashtober day 14 #KJ stop adding chains to every art piece challenge: failed lol #they look cool aight #also lore reasons #eye strain // #// bright colors #if this needs more please tell me or tag them! #i still cant draw pants #-atlas art-

[wolfstarisswag]

Sam is so smart but so dense sometimes and I feel like both of these options make sense for his character.

#I feel like both make sense #like I could see both happening #and they’re equally hilarious #I hc both tbh #there are only two possible answers #spn #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #Sam Winchester

[sprout-fics]

#john 'soap' mactavish #mw2 #cod mw2 #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #considering making a series of these because Scottish twitter is hilarious #deserves an UNESCO World Heritage designation tbh

[newtonsheffield]

I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF OFF THE GRID YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

LIGHTS OUT IS UP NEXT AND THEN I’M COMING BACK FOR THE OFF THE GRID SEQUEL

#this kindle is paying for itself tbh #in F1 romances alone #also I named my Kindle Alexandria #because I think I’m hilarious #I can’t wait for my stickers to arrive so I can make her look fancy #she’s blue so… you know #very exciting

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

What’s your favorite bit of lore? Or favorite holiday/festival in genshin they’re pretty neat

i'm absolutely biased towards lantern rite tbh

as for bit of lore, i'm not really sure. i feel like 'bit of lore' is really weird to define, bc ultimately most lore is all connected into bigger pictures. obviously i'm partial towards liyue lore in general, but as for a specific little bit...

probably still the possibility that zhongli is partial to archery.

#thank you <3 <3 #i know his passive talent is for crafting spears but like #the only reason why that talent is for spears specifically is bc he is a polearm user. nowhere in the talent itself nor other related media #do we get a mention of zhongli being particularly good at crafting polearms over other weapon types #we know he made the pwjs and the jade cutter. he didn't make jadefall but he did wield it. he also made summit shaper #we can assume he made vortex vanquisher n the unforged but there's no real confirmation on either. we do know he didn't make memory of dust #assuming he did make those last two that's still an equal number of polearms and swords he made. more swords if you wanna count the unforge #ofc he could've made countless op polearms off-camera. but we're never told that #dainsleif's factoid abt the talent is more about zhongli knowing his rocks than zhongli being a good polearm maker in specific #and the skill's name in chinese is more about astrology and divination than anything else. again more on zhongli knows his rocks #so like- we don't know that he had a mastery over crafting polearms in specific #and we know he wielded catalysts and polearms and likely swords as well #and still #the only real imagery on his design on what weapon he uses #is a fucking archery ring. nowhere is it mentioned that zhongli uses bows (that we know of) #yet he wears that thing on the daily. like he still uses it. like he needs to literally keep it on hand. why #why would he do that if he apparently does not historically use bows. #only thing i can think of is that he still practices archery. over any other weapon type. which is a hilarious thought tbh #but more crack theory than anything

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

[dr3amofagame]

ok actual hot take uhhh chommy should've died when he did and he should've stayed dead

strongly agree / agree / ambivalent / disagree / strongly disagree / don’t care whatsoever

too much of a lorehead to agree with this, i fear. but have u considered how fucking funny it was to see c!inniters at the time bawling their eyes out only for c!tommy to be revived like 2 days later . bc that was HILARIOUS

#dsmp hot takes asks #my asks !! #c/inniters wanted c/tommy dead lowkey tbh a corpse is a perfect victim bc a corpse has no agency #like having him alive appeals to me more both from the perspective of obviously it was better for the story as a whole #but also like c!inniters were mourning all over the tl about how a tragedy it was for c!tommy's story to end like this #and how terrible it was that he was killed by his abuser and how awful whatever #and now he's going to be dead forever wahwahwahwah poor tommy wahwahwhahwah #only forhim to be alive like. literally 2 days later. and then people hated on THAT bc it 'took away from his death' #and whatever #like genuinely hilarious #it's like they forgor the existence of the whole ass revive book or smth #anyway that whole debacle still makes me laugh.