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ladsofsorrow24 1 year
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i joke a lot about wanting to talk to fujimoto one on one but in all seriousness i think that'll be a recipe for disaster
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touyasdoll 7 months
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my mother showed up unexpectedly and I only just now am realizing that I forgot to remove the 10 inch dildo that鈥檚 sitting in the bathroom. which she just walked into 馃檭
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flownwrong 4 months
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my fellow music nuts, let's do a thing!
last song played in 2023 + first song played in 2024 and maybe tag someone if you feel like it!
i know not everyone is a religious scrobbler like myself but maybe some of you wanna share anyway!
no-pressure tagging @mack-anthology-mp3 @aliennasaprincess @tubefed @charliemonroe @rightspocko @eldritchblowjob @nigeltde-fic @flashbulb-memory and whoever else sees this and wants to join!
mine:
last 2023: ending with the beginning (it's 19 minutes but it's worth it, try it!)
first 2024: starting with the end lol
happy new year everyone haha
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okayclaryfray 7 months
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"Eyes don't lie..." City of Bones (TMI)
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bluelanternof2814 23 days
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My friend was talking about how her new boyfriend is having a hard time lasting during sex, so I suggested using a chastity cage. She didn't know what to make of it at first, but after some explaining, she seemed a little interested >:)
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allieisacrybaby 7 months
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i鈥檓 putting this under a read more because it鈥檚 a little tmi lmao
HAVE YALL EVER HAD PRE-PERIOD CRAMPS?! like i鈥檓 cramping up so bad but there鈥檚 no blood?!?! this has never happened to me before???? hello someone please explain?? i鈥檓 mad because that also means im gonna be in pain longer馃槶 oh how i love being a woman馃槱
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asinglesock 6 months
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water turning to blood - on my period this week
frogs - no runnning water Wednesday evening, water still might be unsafe
lice - housecleaner came and the house was filthy and unprepared
flies
livestock pestilence - H's dog ate an acorn Monday and threw up
boils
hail
locusts - okay this is not a plague but today someone offered me an okra chip today and it had the exact same texture as a dried grasshopper my cousins and I ate as a novelty food years ago.
darkness - the electricity went out Tuesday morning and I had to get ready in the dark
the killing of firstborn children.
feeling extremely plagued this week.
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greenisms 6 days
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females -
Does anyone else experience (during time of the month) the feeling really hot thing? I feel feverish through my entire body and have to put the ac on blast and sleep with barely anything or any covers. and i still feel like i am melting. It is horrific. and i don't want to be drinking fuckloads of water else I'll be pissing all night so how the fuck do we deal with this?
happens to usually only the first 2 or 3 days. this time its lasted longer. I want to jump into an arctic lake
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socks-pawn 2 years
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I've got to say it, one of my weird kinks is just. Tentacle dick. Just a big wriggly thing that'll slip out with a mind of its own and slide around between you thighs trying to find your hot and wet opening on its own sort of thing 馃槼
Like I don't think I'd like the tentacle dildoods because i feel like they'd feel weird and unpleasant, I don't usualy use dilds anyway
But if they were real!? Ho boy! that slimy little thing, acting on it's own accord? Hot! Basically everything you said, hot hot hot
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tiffanylamps 1 year
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after three years, the 'vid finally got me
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wheremermaidsdwell 7 months
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guess who just pulled out her iud when pulling out her menstrual cup! 馃槄
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ladsofsorrow24 12 days
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durarara anime be like "wow, look here, big boobs anri-chan! sexy onee-san celty! wohoo!" and i can only nodded solemnly
then they gave me this
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and my god, this is pure fanservice to me
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wanhedas-dagger 10 months
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I think I died, went to heaven, and came back. Listen. Multiple orgasms are a very real thing and I鈥檝e experienced it before. Most times it鈥檚 been two in a row, and the most I鈥檝e had is three.
But today???? TODAY??? I came and kept cumming for over three minutes. THREE MINUTES OF ORGASMS!!!!! Over and over and over again. One big and then I think 4-5 smaller ones. Then another big one and I had to stop because I felt like I was going to die.
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flownwrong 2 months
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9 People To Get To Know Better (tag game)
Not sure I did one of these before鈥攐r maybe I have, but my memory is shot to shit. Tagged by @rightspocko, who already knows me surprisingly well for the short amount of time we've been buddies.
3 ships you like: let's omit the obvious ones (wincest, Fraser/Kowalski, Rust/Marty鈥攕ee what i just did?) and throw a blind dart into my rolodex of faves. Say, Aubrey/Maturin, Childermass/Segundus and Crozier/Jopson (we all love fitzier, but this is another fave). Wow, an accidental historical trio.
First ship ever: uhhh fuck I always forget what came first so it was either Kim Possible/Shego or the Sailor Moon lesbians.
Last song you heard: Magic Missile by Dermabrasion (the whole record is fire!)
Favorite childhood book: Tove Jansson's work. The Fillyjonk Who Believed in Disasters was my absolute favourite story.
Currently reading: aubreyad, it's always aubreyad, I'm just a very slow and inconsistent reader these days :')
Currently watching: back to Monty Python's Flying Circus. I missed it so much!
Currently consuming: way too much nicotine
Currently craving: extra courage to carry out The Giant Decision I made recently but keep freaking out over every single day
Jesus, I feel like every single one of you already did this. How about @cascadella @preetsramblings @mortmere @spacetimeconundrum @spaceradars @thepunkpanther @dirtyzucchini @stroyent @flashbulb-memory? Pretty sure most of you already did this though, sorry!
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bluelanternof2814 9 days
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Low key I would be such a good cuck
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kagiura-akira 4 months
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true love is marathoning your partner's favorite gay anime with them in a blanket fort you made in your bedroom during a winter storm and making out periodically in between the opening and ending credits until you forget about the show
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