#todays pornbot

[humanjeff]

today's pornbot

pounded in the ass by the abstract concept of evolution

#apologies to dr chuck tingle #the bots are using up all the good names at an alarming rate #todays pornbot

[pourablecat]

This poker kills pornbots

#discworld #discworld fanart #gnu terry pratchett #susan sto helit #no less than 5 pornbots set up camp in my alt today #so I drew this susan to ward off future pornbots #does it work? maybe

[marinusart]

#shitpost #artists on tumblr #This weird feeling when you spent almost a week drawing a picture #And the only two likes on it for today are from pornbots #/Hysterical laugh/ #@staff #It's not funny and never has been #український tumblr #Укртумбочка #Як же ж важко буває жити... #They have been terrorising me for all this day #stupid bots #Боти #bots #mememakig

[stillflight]

Normally I softblock when someone follows me whose ideals I disagree with (anti-endo, has some weird thing against bisexuals, etc.) but if you follow me and I check your blog and see pro-ana that is a firm hardblock and also I want you to know you are genuinely one of the most heinous people on this site and you should just stick to your rancid little mutual circle because you do not know who you might casually follow who would be triggered by your very blog title. Anti-endos just make me roll my eyes. You are literally killing people.

#vent #blog stuff #two new people followed me today and I was almost relieved to see the second was a pornbot

[jackdaw-sprite]

The bots getting bad again for anyone else?

#me talking #I've had like three today alone #and that's not far off from pornbot peak IIRC

[liz-allyn]

got a new blog or side-blog? here's what you need to do *right now*

Change your PFP to something that doesn't look like a phornbot (aka a candid pic of an attractive woman or a group of attractive women)*

Choose a cover photo

Don't leave your blog Untitled

Don't shove a bunch of emoji's in your bio / description. DO post your age or age range, especially if you are 18 or older. (If you're younger than 18, you should not interact with blogs like mine)

Don't leave your blog totally blank. Reblog something so we can all see that you're a real person. (This is just a good practice anyway, reblogs make this site work.)

OR

don't do any of the above and get blocked :-/

*apologies to attractive women, who can't use their own photo as a PFP because this site is full of kremlin and CCP robots who know how to manipulate our gender

also @staff wtf! you have auto filters now to slap community labels on fics before they're even reported, but I have to spend 5 minutes every time I log in to report/block the spambots???? what is happening???

#NOT TODAY XI JINPING #tumblr dot com #tumblr things #writers on tumblr #tumblr #tumblr ios #tumblr tips #your tumblr year in review #tumblr stuff #tumblr staff #tumblr hq #blocking #blocked #p*rn bots #i hate bots #spam bots #fuck off pornbots

[delyth88]

The pornbots are getting denser.

#had 5 of them in one notif today #ugh #stupid pornbots #tumblr

[russilton]

Lmaooo I lost 5 followers since I posted brake balance, I guess I need to post MORE Shippy stuff, I’m giving some people the wrong assumptions about me it seems

My friends I was Always like this

#mark rambles #I also got a terfy pornbot today #they’re devolving

[basalt-havic]

so many beautiful women on this website who want to hear me talk about flight rising mechanics

#basalt art #this was all from TODAY #the pornbot war

[humanjeff]

today's pornbot

the Shadowy Confessor

#todays pornbot #shadowy confessor big naturals

[definegodliness]

Quoth, the cursor

Cyndi - Cyndi: Porn. Tricia - Tricia: Porn.  Paula - Paula: Porn. Tina - Tina: Porn.  Ana - Ana: Porn. Lisa - Lisa? 

Porn. 

Maria - Maria: Porn. Jessica - Jessica: Porn; Brooke - Brooke: Porn; Nicole - Nicole: Porn;

Samantha -

Samantha: Porn.

Catherine - Catherine: Porn.  Kelsey - Kelsey: Porn. Linda - Linda: Porn. Erika - 

Erika: Porn.  Recey - Recey: Porn. Melissa - Melissa: Porn. Cindy -

                        Cindy:                  Porn.

#tumblr poetry #It's actually a game I play #scrolling my notifications on laptop #today I lazily wrote down the names #and a poem came from it #I lost the game after 'Cindy' #when I let my cursor hover over an actual blog #that's how you lose #it's a secret game #because I don't think the phrase: #you're as hot as a pornbot #is all that flattering #but as you can see I had quite the streak #before I got fooled by reality #strange times we're living in #strange indeed

[sometimesanalice]

I need the pornbots to stop causing chaos in my notifications because I’m 11 people away from a celebration milestone and they keep playing games with me 🤌🏻

#I will throw hands #blocking bots left and right #I’m here to write the smut not get spammed with the sketchy videos #the hellsite is TRYING ME #not today pornbots not today

[bellasdragons]

anon, idk if you'll see this but thank you so much for the kind words and encouragement. I'm not answering the ask itself because I want to keep it in my inbox to look at when I'm feeling discouraged but know that it means a lot and I appreciate you <333

#I went to my inbox expecting yet another pornbot but no - it was a very kind message and I ended up crying (in a good way) #last night was very rough mentally and I feel bad for having complained so much but I appreciate the kindness so much #today is thankfully better. not perfect. but better. :) #ask box

[disappointingcabbage]

Porn bots want me. Fish fear me.

#shitpost #pornbot epidemic #I’ve blocked like ten today #fucking hell #anyways I thought this was funny #women want me fish fear me #fuck now I want seafood

[akorah]

I just got the most baffling pornbot? Like, normally they're wearing some sort of second-skin crop top with bikini bottoms or whatever. But this one looked like she was an AI rendering that misunderstood how underwear works? And I just wanted to, like, go in and correct the photo because there's no way that young lady is comfortable.

#we hold these truths to be self-evident that all pornbots deserve comfortable undies #today in akorah's asexuality is showing

[simplymxraculous]

you know, I feel pretty bad for all the girls whose photos are ending up in porn bot pfps.

like imagine just accidentally stumbling across one that had your pictures. I know I would freak out!

#pornbots everywhere #6 in my notifs today #but seriously tho #that's gotta suck