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welcome-to-hell-ya-gucks · 2 days

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I personally think we need more Josh Hutcherson covered in blood

#made the text red for OoOoO spooky red blood post #but seriously tho #there doesn’t even need to be a reason #just douse my boy in blood #make him look like a tampon #josh hutcherson #future man #josh futturman #mike schmidt #josh futterman #mike fnaf #fnaf movie #billy burn #fnaf #clapton davis

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astaroth1357 · 4 months

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Babe.

I don't check nothing.

#hey mom im about to piss off the internet #but seriously tho #my messaging etiquette is atrocious #fictional or otherwise #obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me messsages #obey me shitpost #ready to get screamed at

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macks-ugly-cackle · 1 month

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#bg3 wyll #bg3 #bg3 fanart #my art #if wyll has no fans then i'm no longer on this earth #i'm actually on toril going on a date with him #but seriously tho #i love this dude #also I think his character design is so freaking cool #whether its his human or devil form #I just really like drawing him :)

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starryalpacasstuff · 5 months

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The subversion of faen fatale in Last Twilight; and why I love it

Can I just talk for a moment how much I appreciate P'Aof dismantling faen fatale tropes, as well as the notion of 'guys and girls can't be close friends' that is so prevalent in Asian society? Because not only did he do a fabulous job with Ink in Bad Buddy, but he's going above and beyond with it in Last Twilight. We have Gee, who could have so easily been someone who was interested in Day, and come in between their relationship (I was praying for her to not turn out to be a faen fatale when she was introduced). But instead, she's a great friend to Day, and she helps him regain another piece of his life by pushing him to join her at the bar. And then we have Porjai. She's Mhok's ex girlfriend, and the narrative has presented chance after chance for her to regain feelings for Mhok, and present problem for Mhok and Day in so many different ways, but none of them were ever taken.

And part of this feels very intentional to me. Showing us two female characters that could have very easily become barriers to the relationship, they didn't. We see it in the preliminary interactions between Day and Gee, where there's some time where Gee's character could have easily gone one of two ways. And you will not believe how immensely relieved I was when the show made it abundantly clear that Gee is a friend to Day, and nothing more. Similarly, Porjai is introduced to us as Mhok's girlfriend, and later as his ex. It would have been so easy for her to 'catch feelings again', like when Mhok comes to her aid with her ex (forgot his name, won't bother reminding myself). I feel like the show is trying to put the point forward that guys and girls can be friends, and that the girl doesn't always have to be a homewrecker.

And let me tell you this, I absolutely adore that P'Aof is doing this. The trope of female homewreckers, (or faen fatale as we like to call them) is extremely prevalent not only in bls, but in asian media in general. I've seen it everywhere, from bollywood movies to add drama, to serials that have been running for half my lifetime, to keep the viewers watching. I've watched it enough times to have a genuine hatred of it. There's a number of issues with the trope that I'm not going to get into right now, but I'm sure you're all familiar with. But the greatest point is, that it often takes away from a good story. It's a tired trope that serves only to add drama and disinterest the viewers from the story. Last Twilight (and Bad Buddy too) has had a very concrete storyline from the start. The purpose and aim of this story have been clear from the beginning, and in the most recent episode, the show has started to dig a little deeper into Day and Mhok's stories, relationship, and shown us how they're growing together. A faen fatale would absolutely ruin the slow, delicate journey these two are on of growing together, which is where I come to August.

Honestly, I was a little afraid when I realized that Day liked August. Because Day and Mhok have been slowly, but surely growing closer, and they're slowly letting down walls built up due to grief, and loss. But August only serves to help us further understand Day. I'm struggling slightly to put this into words, but in the single episode we had with August, I've learned so much more about Day, and how he works. And, his introduction also highlighted Mhok's caregiving instinct once more, his tendency to always put Day first. There are rare instances when introducing a past crush does so much for a story (another being Bad Buddy, P'Aof the wonder that you are), and I'm absolutely eating this up.

The last scene absolutely crushed me in a way that only Ep 5 [4/4] bls by P'Aof can. Once again, the resubversion of the Faen Fatale trope. When I first saw August, my first reaction was expecting faen fatale, 'and now he's going to take away Day's attention and Mhok's going to leave the flower and we'll all be sad". Well, the last part happened but it was so much more heartbreaking the way it was done. Once again, proving how much better a story can be without the trope that with. I won't lie, I'm still scared about how the knowledge that Day likes August will impact Mhok's actions toward Day. But, it's more of a fear for the characters, and less of a fear for the narrative, as in I'm not afraid that it will take away from the story.

Bad Buddy holds a legacy for subverting an innumerable number of tropes, and I'm glad to see that Last Twilight is holding it's own in the department too. The purposeful subversion of faen fatale made my heart incredibly happy (have you noticed how much I hate this trope? You probably have. I'm sick of it. Most Indian kids are)

Side note- I've seen a number of posts ghostshipping Gee and Porjai, and while it may not be very plausible, we did get InkPa, so it's never impossible

#i have a lot more thoughts but a theyr all extremely incoherent #this was my attempt at making sense of some of them #but seriously tho #p'aof is an absolute frickin genius #its insane how well the entire thing is orchestrated #im seriously having extreme trouble describing my thoughts because of how incoherent they are #theyre not even in words my thoughts about this show are in vibes and feelings #if that makes sense #it doesn't. i know #last twilight #last twilight meta #last twilight the series #faen fatale #subverting tropes #aof noppharnach

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saintjosie · 1 year

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and that’s on character development

#saintjosie #josie irl #but seriously tho

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musicncomics · 7 months

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Everyone makes fun of Linebeck for his crate. And I will agree, it's a ridiculous concept at first- a grown man hiding away in a crate to get away from his crazy ex-lover, while a random kid fights her.

But what if we're thinking about the crate all wrong. What if the original purpose of the crate is not for Jolene, but for miniblins?

Ok, so- in game there are only 8 ships piloted by hylians. We have imposter wind-waker (1), brother of the imposter wind-waker (2), Beedle (3), Jolene (4), the old wayfarer (5), the merchants in the SE sea (6), the Man of Smiles (7), and the SS Linebeck (8). Everything else is pirate ships piloted by hordes of miniblins.

Most people will first see Linebeck use the crate as a hiding spot when you fight Jolene. And this is probably where the seed gets planted that the crate is solely for Jolene's visits comes from. But, he uses that exact same crate when the miniblins board your ship.

Now, you can beat the entire game (not at 100%, but still beat it) without ever once having the miniblins board your vessel, so I don't blame people for forgetting that this is a thing they can do- especially when you have to try to even get them to board your ship.

But I think even more telling evidence is what happens when you encounter a vessel that's been overrun by the monsters.

The most common vessel to see this happen is in the 2nd vessel mentioned. On this vessel, you board the ship to see miniblins abound, and the ship's captain face-down on the floor. After you defeat all the miniblins, you talk to the guy and find out he's-thankfully- still alive, and he may just give you a treasure or two for your troubles.

You leave, and forget about it- but if you ever sail back to that ship, you'll find it overrun again. And this dude is, once again, face down on the floor.

The point being- I think playing dead is a legitimate strategy that most of the people still sailing use to fool the miniblins into leaving them alone. Linebeck, however, has found a way to avoid the threat of pitchforks being jabbed at him if he accidentally moves, and has just started hiding in a crate.

This is in character for him as, even when you first start sailing with him, there is no offensive capabilities on the vessel, whatsoever. He just has a jump mechanic too help him run away more effectively. If Linebeck truly is more of a runner than a fighter, I 100% believe he would use the "play dead" method over fighting the things any day.

Now, most people think Linebeck is a coward who lets Link do all his fighting- and while the fighting part is true, I would like to remind everyone of the fact that only 8 vessels are still in the water, and his ship is one of them. He would not be one of the only ones left if he was just a coward and dumb. And I don't believe he's alone in the "play dead" method either.

I actually believe the only person actively fighting the miniblins is Jolene- everyone else either plays dead, has attack crows that stop any miniblins wearing anything shiny from boarding, or keeps them locked in a cellar for gods know what reason.

But, when it comes to Jolene boarding the ship- well, he already has a crate good for hiding in during most other pirate attacks, why wouldn't it work on his ex? You know, the girl who likes to dress up like a pirate.

And, I mean, it technically does work. It stops her from attacking him right away, and allows the player to distract her until she gets bored enough to leave. We only find out she caught on because she outright tells us she knows where he's hiding during the last encounter.

But this is just another thought on a growing pile of "Linebeck wasn't really cowardly, he was just a normal guy- if not smarter than average- who we were constantly told was cowardly by the literal Spirit of Courage, who was traveling along with the former holder of the Triforce of Courage. There could not have been a more skewed judge of his character."

#phantom hourglass #legend of zelda #legend of zelda phantom hourglass #PH #linebeck #Theories for a dead portion of the fandom #But seriously tho #There is so much Linebeck slander #And most of it just comes from Ciela #You know #The Spirit meant to embody courage #She's like one step away from Farore in terms of her relationship with courage #She should not be the one we base Linebeck's character judgement on #Especially since she didn't even have all her powers during that first half of the game #So anytime he did do something actually out of his comfort zone #She just #Belittled him #Instead of actually helping him be braver

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wankernumberniiiiiiiiine · 1 year

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My friends, I need you to be blown away by this commissioned work by @artevalentinapaz, based on a scene ripped right out of my Control story, Break Step.

Absolutely. Awesome.

#control 2019 #control game #control remedy #jesse faden #emily pope #jesse x emily #artevalentinapaz #art #fic #ao3 #but seriously tho #amazing work

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nazbruhh · 1 month

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Rabbit Hole sketch

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officialchristiancagebbgirlblog · 10 days

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Is it just me or do you ever get scared that like your favourite wrestler is on here 👀

Christian, babe, my sweet baby boy, honey lumpkins if you are reading this I can only apologise

Pls forgive me and my horniness

#SIKE #I apologise for nothing #but seriously tho #love you :-)#christian cage #captain charisma #christian #christian wwe #jay reso #instant classic

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loife1m · 4 months

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my mom is considering putting me in a hostel

#loife updates #the loife show #on this episode of loife hates her mom and she hates her back #but seriously tho #i hate her #i hate her sm #she told my dad about it while i was there #i just looked up at her and walked away

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olgipolgi · 16 days

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𝐒𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞

𝐎𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝

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astaroth1357 · 1 year

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THIS SHITPOST HAS SPOILERS FOR NIGHTBRINGER CHAPTER 11

Belphegor: *tries to kill MC*

Solomon: *last minute saves them from death*

My MC: Phew! Oh boy, that was a close call! 😅

~Literally five seconds later~

Solomon: Whelp, until everybody cools down, I'll be taking this with me! 😁 *slings MC over his shoulder while they kick and claw at his back*

My MC: NOOO!!! I'm not ready for a Solomon arch!! I'd rather take my chances with Belphegor!! Save me!! SAVE ME!!! 😫

#but seriously tho #i was screaming #i swear i'll stop the anti solomon propoganda #and get back to writing #when the energy returns to me #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer spoilers #omn spoilers #om spoilers #obey me solomon #obey me belphegor #just my oc

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braindead94 · 6 months

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Alright, so picture this:

Harding slumps over his desk, browse furrows down as he writes the days events into a HR notebook for later date. You noticed how Pisa’s off he looks, how he mumbles under his breath, his cupid lips moving with hidden words.

You also noticed how there’s much space between his back and his chair he’s sitting, so you sneak up behind him and sit behind him. The snaps him out of his funk and turns to look at you, but you kissed his ear and say “Don’t mind me, I just need something to hold if you don’t mind.” Hooten gives you a smile and returns to his work as you wrap your arms around him.

It proved to be difficult though as your arms and legs, but you didn’t pay any mind to it as you decided to run your hands over his bald head, needing to rub it like a genie bottle and giving him kisses.

Soon he found himself being manhandled in a found way, and a head full of lipstick to which he felt proud of. Perhaps he should keep this shaven head for a while, and to give you a proper thanks later for cheering him up ;)

#alfred molina #fanfic #harding hooten #monday mornings #The band look has officially grown on me #Just a little fantasy to rub my hands over his scalp #But seriously tho #Where did the name Hardning came from?

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rickybaby · 5 months

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