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chronicowboy · 1 year

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merlin in 2009: haha silly, fun family-friendly retelling of arthurian leg-

merlin in 2012: you will choose the one you love over fate and destiny and life itself, you will condemn him by trying to save him, and though you have given your life for his time and time again without seeking any credit, he owes you more life debts than he can count and these debts will be repaid with a thousand lifetimes of grief and loneliness as you wait for the one life you get to share with him again

#sami rambles #WHO TF DOES THAT #pitching the show: twinky sorcerer and repressed king :D #actual show: the intense and unending emotional and psychological torture of one man #IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY SHOW #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin x arthur #merthur #arthur pendragon

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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year

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[After Merlin risks his life for Arthur again] Arthur: You absolute moron what were you thinking

Merlin, preparing for another scolding: All right let's have it

Arthur: Do you know how much you scared me

Merlin: Wait-

Arthur: You beautiful piece of human being do you really think I could bear to exist without you

Merlin: shit shit NOT LIKE THAT

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napolean-but-cringe · 8 days

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People keep talking about the whimpering horror podcast men and how distracting it can be but as a (maybe) asexual person, all I ever heard were men in pain. Other people find the whimpering weirdly erotic while I hear a guy in desperate need of a Hospital and a Therapist

#“Hahah he is whimpering so much people will think Im listening to porn”#he is in immense amounts of physical and emotional pain?????#if it wasnt clear this is mostly about Jonathan Sims and Arthur Lester since those are the 2 I know get mentioned the most #but feel free to think about anyone else #also im not hating #sexualize that man #god knows he needs a break from the torture #tag time #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #tma jonathan sims #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #malevolent arthur #podcasts #horror podcast

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drowningparty · 17 days

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Every time I see a Kayne not covered in blood I get so confused like. who is she. that's not my beautiful wife.

#he could be torturing john and arthur with two hands and eating gardettos with the other and I'd still go “that could be anyone”#malevolent #kayne

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remuscariad · 11 days

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I keep these longings locked

In lowercase, inside a vault.

#the tortured poets department #ttpd #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur

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samglyph · 1 year

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Why did he say this

#hastur: humans are ants to me this has been an inconsequential inconvenience that I can easily solve #also hastur: fuck this one ant in particular. I am going to keep it with me #and spend time torturing and putting it back together #forever. never letting it die. because I hate it #malevolent #arthur lester #the king in yellow #the king in yellows parasocial relationship with private investigator Arthur lester. listen #this is the one time those kayne is a self insert accusations are true because this is what I feel like during this scene #no one can come at me for making this this is the canon dialogue ok blame harlan #malevolent podcast #malevolent 20 #malevolent spoilers #kayne malevolent #Kayne #my art #sketches

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awacatin · 8 months

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something off w him

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur Lester #Dennis collins #the butcher #the butcher malevolent #listen I’m obsessed w the butcher #i love him to death #going rabid #getting rabies by myself #John doe #John malevolent #kinda……uhhhhh…#anyways I’m. I love the butcher jaja #relistened his ep n realized that he was abt to torture johns hand jaja👀👀 would’ve been interesting ngl #ejejjejejejejejejejjeje teamo carnicerooooo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#es la verga. bien Chi dote #iwal m daban escalofríos d la música está q tenia. diez d diez. ojalá Harlan saque el fragmento del…cover?#art

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castial · 8 days

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i'm still sad

#bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #bradley james #colin morgan #merlin bbc #merthur #arthur and merlin #emrys #merlin x arthur #i wanna kms #the prophecy #the prophecy taylor swift #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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arthur-lesters-right-arm · 20 days

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I love that 5 episodes into his sidechick horror podcast Harlan Gutherie decided that he needed to add a invasively morbid graphic 4 minute torture sequence with insane soundscaping. I can respect this man's decisions

#he actually created Deviser because he knew that he couldn't drill/pluck out Arthur's teeth and cut off more of his fingers #but still had the thirst for violence #so he created a new blorbo strictly for torture #this is true don't look it up just trust me #malevolent #deviser podcast #malevolent podcast #harlan gutherie #Deviser

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ladyofthelake · 2 months

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Okay court sorceror this should have had a happy ending that blah blah but what we were TRULY robbed of was seeing Arthur with his dog. Arthur Pendragon, puppy, playing with a puppy JUST IMAGINE

#merlin #arthur pendragon #lots of opportunites for cute merthur too #also no I don't like torturing merlin of course he deserves happiness #but angst is my jam and I love the tragedy we got so <3 #wow a happy sad post all in one #what merlin does best

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brakish-tea · 9 months

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I love gay men

#malevolent #malevolent posting #malevolent podcast #the butcher #the butcher malevolent #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #i did this on my phone #it looks faded on tumblr but oh well #the specialist victim of torture ever

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strrwbrrryjam · 2 months

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"you're ruining my favourite game!" okay. lol. if people making cute/sexy edits of a pretty cowboy or shipping said pretty cowboy with a man who he was ride or die with and he was willing to abandon the gang he spent 22 years with for him to help him then maybe you didn't like the game all that much, asshole. maybe just stick to fortnite if you can't handle being mature and throw insane tantrums when someone plays a game in a way that's different from how you play, you baby.

#gamerbros will say the most insane things like we its going to stop us.#yesterday i saw one say “girls are only playing because boys started playing” which was so stupid that i want to punch them in the face #they act like they can handle murder and torture but will throw the biggest fit if you say “i think these two men like eachother”#or “hey guys she wasnt the second rat she was abused” or if a woman even touches a gun. its insane #its like. cool bro. still gonna play the game tho #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 arthur morgan #arthur morgan #rdr2 charthur #charthur #strawberry speaks

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arthursfuckinghat · 1 month

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