#toxic phinks

[ofrolysdogs]

Trouble Trio Toxic Boyfriend Headcanons.

I had plans on doing something like this a while back, and now I managed to get some motivation! this authors note is rather short, some characters are ooc af so sorry I guess??... also, I did not proofread this so spelling errors are gonna come up.

tw; manipulation, cheating, body shaming, mental abuse, emotional abuse, (slight) physical abuse,

phinks

let's start with the easier ones first, this guy is the type to be with you for years while still looking for the love of his life, giving you the lover title with little true attraction or he's the type to keep doing you dirt but no matter what you still stick by his side, so he keeps cheating, lying and abusing you until he hits your breaking point and then you officially leave.

the toxicity starts after your first time having sex, hell in the beginning he plays as this big sweetheart, you laugh together, go out together and everything just seems so perfect until it gets to sex, he becomes a completely different person.

he'll flirt with every person under the sun but don't you dare look at someone else for more than a second..

uses the "men by nature are polyamorus" argument, a bit of it is ironic and unironic.

you're gonna get a couple of "hey girly..." or "I'm coming to you as a woman..." texts here and there just letting you know ...

wants to see your phone but doesn't let you see his. (he probably has a couple sneaky links you don't know about)

secretive about the dumbest shit, "why do you wanna look in my closet, dumb bitch?"

I don't see him as the type to be physically abusive (getting your ass beat by the second strongest PT member???? you gotta be shitting me) but mentally and emotionally? absolutely.

if you manage to catch his phone and scan through the texts between him and someone else he'll tell you that it's your fault for putting off sex and you shouldn't blame him for looking elsewhere. "well I mean ... we haven't done anything in months, what do you expect me to do??"

okay enough cheating shit, he's overall a shit boyfriend, you two argue a lot but he gives you gifts and takes you to nice places to keep up the relationship.

brags to his comrades on how he's got a baddie on his arm, doesn't even see you as human, just a toy he can show off to others until he gets bored of you.

when his friends are around he treats you like an afterthought but when he does acknowledge your existence it's to make jokes about you, like "you guys want me to tell the story about how this dumb bitch fell in the shower and almost broke her back?"

the last straw will either you seeing him in bed with someone else or you finally having enough and realizing you are worth much better, he'll convince you that he'll change for the better but by this point you've heard it time and time again and it's gotten so old and tiring, so by this point you're gone for good.

shalnark

oh this one's fun! he looks cute right? wrong!

he's a lovebomber, he'll tell you that you are the most beautiful person he's ever met and how he's so lucky to have a person like you until.... guess what? you give up the sex! everything changes from there.

he likes other peoples pictures on Instagram to make you jealous but if you even think about scanning through someone else's page he'll block them through your account (he has your password but you don't have his). the people he likes usually has features that you don't have, like if you have a big nose they have a small button nose.

if you call him out on this he'll hit you with the "I like everything on my feed, no big deal" or just straight up tell you that it's not what it seems even though the girl is half naked and you can lowkey see her areola because the bra is too small for her.

you want to post scantily clad photos too? mmmm... nope! he'll demand you to delete the photo on some fake possessive type shit. "because I should be the only one to see you like that, not the world."

he'll compare you to others, "why can't you be like them?" and he'll even point out you gaining weight jokingly. "getting a little big aren't we?" of course you grow insecure about these comments because he's just a shithead like that.

when you both out with friends (most likely his) he'll treat you as if you don't exist, but once you find that attention elsewhere that's when he shows up, but it all goes back to him dismissing your complaints and such.

very mentally abusive, his plan is to break you down to where you will depend on him for validation, and once again, you go find that attention elsewhere, he'll convince you to come back to him so that it can "be like the old days.

feitan

the epitome of the "nonchalant bf." you're under the notion that he's not good at expressing his emotions and that he's just mysterious, while a part of that is true it's really mainly because you're just not the one for that, he keeps you around because he likes the attention you give him and it boosts his ego.

because he doesn't speak much you would most likely be the one to initiate things, planning dates and such, that alone should be a reason to not continue anything, but none the less, you do anyways because he's so fucking fine..

now mind you, this guy is canonically a sadist, he has 0 empathy for anyone he tortures, you are the same way, no amount of crying and complaining about his lack of effort in the relationship will get him to change, he'll just stare at you like how he did that one chimera ant queen during her transformation (I don't remember her name sorry). and dare I say he'd probably enjoy it, might even let out a couple of low chuckles, it fuels his ego knowing he has you in that position.

he puts in low effort on purpose because he really isn't into you like that, but he knows you'd give up the world for him, and that's all that matters to him. he's terrible at communicating his feelings to you (remember hes nonchalant) and you are left confused to wether he truly likes you or not, the truth is self gratification comes from you just existing around him and he knows you won't leave, so he'll keep playing these mind games until you eventually do step foot out that door and never turn back.

i don't see him as the type of person to purposely make you jealous or straight up cheat on you, however if he is talking with someone and you get jealous he'll just watch you confront him with a dead straight face. "are you done?" will be his only words.

if you were the one to cheat, say goodbye to your lover for life, he'll kill them right in front of you and watch you cry, he might even kill you for being so annoying with your sobbing.

this is high-key random but imagine cheating on him with hisoka or kurapika.... you're done for 😬 literally.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #toxic headcanons #phinks magcub #shalnark ryusei #feitan portor #toxic phinks #toxic shalnark #toxic feitan #hxh x reader #hxh boyfriend headcanons

[lightfeltmemories]

episode one: phantom troupe and romance; headcanons from least toxic, to most toxic

characters include: chrollo, machi, pakunoda, shizuku, uvogin, shalnark, feitan, phinks, bonolenov, kortopi, hisoka, illumi, nobunaga, franklin. (not in order)

tw's: nsfw but nothing explicit, mentions of non-con, spoilers for the deaths of pakunoda, shalnark, kortopi and uvogin, toxic relationships, lovebombing, mentions of torture (not on reader), mentions of cheating, mentions of reader's death,

notes: a completely self indulgent post, you can probably tell who im biased towards by how long certain sections are.

because this contains mentions of nsfw, do not interact if you are under 18, you will be blocked if you do !! also, do not leave negative comments please, they will be deleted :)

pakunoda

out of everyone, guaranteed, she'll be the best partner out of everyone else, you might even end up shocked that she's apart of the troupe if it ever comes to you finding out.

she's a darling, spoils and cares for you like anyone else, a great listener and partakes in your interests in hobbies, its (almost) like a fairytale by how the relationship is, the troupe knows you but you don't know them! and she wants to keep it that way, of course still she's a murderer, so it would break her if you were to have found out about everything, she vowed to never let you know or even have you close to knowing about what she does, but you just can't help but wonder what she's doing when she's away for long periods of time.

until it comes to her death.

now, you eventually find out that she died from a close friend of hers, but he knows paku doesn't want you to know about the troupe, so, he's a bit vague, and a bit creepy.

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nobunaga

personally out of everyone else, i feel like nobunaga would be other most normal when it comes to relationships, but then again, he's an enigma, he doesn't strike me as the type to be the best boyfriend literally ever or very very toxic, i feel like out of everyone else, if you're looking for someone to be in a semi normal relationship with, nobunaga is your best shot, but of course, he's a part of the phantom troupe, and any member apart of it isn't exactly the best partner by default.

he's still a murder and thief, like all members i believe that he would definitely steal things that remind him of you, he'd most definitely kill for you.

unlike someone like feitan or machi, he doesn't exactly have a problem with being vulnerable when you get to know him, he'll tell you about himself, and of course, because he's a criminal he can't exactly tell you what he does for a living, but can't bring himself to lie about it either, he's just hoping that one day, if you know, you won't leave or judge him for it, his childhood isn't exactly all sunshines and lolipops, y'know?

he'll love you from the ends of the earth, but he definitely won't let you walk all over him, quick to put your in your place and won't allow you to manipulate him, he won't lie to you (about trivial things, at least) so why should you? (who knows, maybe you're apart of a criminal organization and is pretty much a wanted criminal yourself :P)

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bonolenov

similar to nobunaga i think if you want something that's somewhat normal, bonolenov is also a nice choice! (100% not putting him up so high because we don't really know that much about him it's totally because he would be a decent partner! honest!)

for one, you would definitely be introduced to usual romantic gestures and advances that come from his tribe, he'll tell you all about how things work with him, he'll do dances he learned when they were still here for you to show how much he adores you, and dresses you in garments that resemble such from his tribe, it's pretty cute, honestly!

now, what concerns him a bit is.. how you'll react without his bandages, he's not exactly sexy like chrollo but (to me, TO MEEEEEE) he's not the ugliest thing in the world! he just hopes that eventually if you see him in his true form, you don't scream and run away at the sight of him, its okay if you do! ..... kind of.

and if you don't, oh you'll mean so much to him!

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kortopi

now, here's another one we don't know much about! but i'll try my best either way (i just want to contribute to the lack of attention him and bono get in these spaces.) he's another somewhat normal one, he also doesn't strike me as the type to be the absolute worst, but still is apart of a troupe of murderers and thieves.

similar to everyone else, he'll steal and kill for you (idk if this guy even has a body count but lets pretend he does.) and is a lot more open to being vulnerable than some other members.

now, nine times out of ten you'll be taller than him because this guy is even shorter than feitan, so, he'll definitely be wearing your t-shirts and hoodies, and he ain't complaining about it!

and eventually, he dies, now, honestly, something told you that kortopi seemed... like the odd one out when it came to the troupe, he doesn't seem like the type to be apart of... that! you better hope that hisoka doesn't care about you, or things are gonna turn ugly faster than you can blink.

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uvogin

he's big (as hell), but he's sweeter (you know why they're in bold italics) than the others twice his size.

physically the strongest, you're rather lucky to have him has your partner, if someone won't stop messing with you, they're dead within a millisecond, or at least scared off since you know.. he isn't exactly built like the average guy and having someone that's eight foot fucking two walking up on you not really excited to see you is quite terrifying, depending on his mood they'll sometimes get away.... sometimes.

enough of that, how is it like when it's just the two of you? sitting on the couch or laying in bed watching movies together, his arm around you, it's basically a pillow! a hard ass pillow at that.

not the most vulnerable, he's not some weird incel who see's women as sex toys or anything, he's decently capable of being in a normal relationship, you won't see each other often sadly, but when you do, he'll pay 95% of his attention towards you, he'll even let you know straight up that he won't know when he'll get back, but he will! ... until he doesn't..

ah yes, his death at the hands of kurapika, how will you react? hell, how would kurapika react to your existence? something tells me that kurapika might kill you too, send you right off with him, or, in a rather strange twist of events, he might try to fuck you and take you to the other side, not in the way of barging into your house and straight up non con, nah, more like a get to know you then get in your pants type of way, uvo won't be there to protect you now would he? of course the latter is highly unlikely, but to be honest it's kind of fun to think about.

and now that you think of it... you don't even know what uvo was doing or where he was going, you choose how you want to react to how you found out about his troupe business.

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shizuku

another woman! she's similar to another person right below her! she looks cute, but she's anything but!...... sort of.

she's not the best or worst partner, she's pretty normal, a bit distant but it's not something you can't manage, maybe she just needs some space and you're overwhelming her, but something that really gets to you is her forgetfulness.

at first, she'll forget things such as your birthday or your anniversary, but going further into the relationship, she becomes less and less forgetful (she might even remember things that you don't even remember.)

what exactly do you guys do together? well, she does try to partake in your interests, and does try to get things you like!

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franklin

he's similar to uvo, he's big, he's actually nicer than he appears.

what makes him so low is.. well to be honest i don't know, i don't feel like he could be high up but not so low, so, this is the perfect spot for him.

for one he does have a bit of an anger problem, not as bad as phinks, but he doesn't mind a slight argument, good thing he wont assault you, and is quick to make up for the argument.

i don't know how to write him, so, please forgive me for how small this passage is. :(

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shalnark

we're starting to get into uh... strange territory, he looks kind, and seems normal, but he's anything but that, he's not the most toxic but he also isn't the most caring and understanding either, similar to nobunaga he's kind of an enigma.

he's a love bomber and very good at manipulating, definitely takes advantage of his rather cute looks, he'll figure out what you're insecure about and compliment those things specifically, i do think he is capable of loving someone genuinely, but he sometimes does things without realizing that they aren't really normal, maybe he's getting his troupe personality mixed up with the one he has with you.

he does come off as sweet at first, brings you flowers and takes you on some rather expensive dates (an uncanny feeling creeps up on you about how the waiters act, but you don't pay much attention to it.) and sometimes he's more distant and a little bit aloof, you take this as him needing his space.

he's not abusive, but he isn't the absolute best partner, there's definitely better out there.

his death doesn't hit you as hard as the others but it was still devastating, you best hope hisoka doesn't come for you, and if he does, you hope he swiftly kills you, because you really don't want this murder clown to take an interest to you.

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phinks

phinks is another one 'that's kind of odd to me, i don't want to judge a book by its cover and say "yeah he's a piece of shit!!" but again, he's a lot better in comparison to anyone below.

he's similar to shalnark in quite a few ways, one, he does things that kind of makes you think he's a bit of an odd ball, he's intimidating to look at and is the second strongest physically in the troupe, so you're lucky to have someone like him if you're looking for protection.

i don't see him as the type to take you out to fancy restaurants and bring you flowers, stuff like that is a bit too sappy for him, he shows other ways like giving you thinks you like or taking you to like carnivals or other fun events.

his main problem is his anger issues, he won't physically harm you especially if you don't use nen, but he's not above arguing with or yelling at you, he doesn't do it often, but he might call you an idiot or a bitch if you take him to that point.

the relationship is somewhat normal besides that.

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chrollo

chrollo is weird, some say he's loving, caring, blah blah blah while some might say he's the exact opposite.

for one he is charming, he's a relatively good looking man, he's intelligent, and is looking for someone who's also intelligent.

i feel like chrollo definitely has a type, he likes people who are elegant, he wants someone that'll make him look good while he's in public, he doesn't care much for how people view the relationship outside of that, he also looks for someone with a personality he doesn't want someone who looks good yes, but is boring to be around, someone he can have a deep conversation with and talk about his interests with.

for one, you will not know about the troupe's existence, until he is 100% ready to tell you, which will definitely take a while, but he's confident that the troupe and himself will protect you from anyone who tries to avenge.

now, what makes him so low on this list? well, he's quite manipulative, a gaslighter, too, what do you mean you saw me with another woman? it's all for business, i'm just trying to steal her nen ability.

he does want to be a good partner, but this relationship is kind of a "too good to be true" type, something is happening behind closed doors and the thought is too persistent to ignore.

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illumi

this guy is... strange, for one, his beady ass eyes make him look like a bug (affectionately), and section.. his very warped perception of what love even is.

i agree with the fandom that he has a breeding kink no doubt, his intention on dating is marriage, and you will bear his children, no ifs, ands or buts.

you'll meet his family but you'll never meet the troupe, he doesn't want you getting involved in fighting (he might have someone teach you some basic self protection) because he doesn't want you to die, that'll fuck with him... kind of, you're basically trapped in the mansion.

his overprotection is toxic on its own, you don't have that much freedom, you can't go shopping unless he's with you (or if he can't be there, one of his servants will accompany you), you're never truly alone unless he's away, and when he's here, things are no better, he's distant and cold, there's not much to talk about with him, sure, he loves you, but doesn't know how to express it much.

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machi

one out of three toxic ass individuals, one of them consists of machi.

lets start off with the fact that she's cold hearted, as hell, if you cry in front of her she'll look at you like you're crazy, if she's really in that mood she'll tell you that you look stupid and you need to suck it up.

not good with physical touch or romance, who knows how the two of you managed to continue the relationship, she does leave flowers for you but won't tell you that they're from her, won't admit that she's the one who got them for you.

i feel like similar to a certain clown, she won't care much for you if you aren't either powerful or capable of protecting yourself in some way.

but all she's really doing is putting up barriers, she's actually caring in her own weird way, she'll still be there for you, patch up your wounds if you managed to get cut or stabbed and would probably mourn your death.

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hisoka

were getting lower, and a certain sadist who loves torture is worse, but somehow, hisoka is slightly better than him in some way or another.

for one, hisoka probably won't be that interested in you if you aren't powerful, it would be worse if you were a regular civilian, he'll take that as an opportunity to take advantage of you sexually, physically, psychologically and mentally, and the relationship will be literal hell..

but, lets say you are pretty powerful, dare i say a troupe member yourself, he won't be as interested in fighting you as much as he would chrollo, but he would be interested in... other ways.

how you managed to get into a relationship with this freak is unclear, but you two one day just.. hooked up, and it all goes downhill from here.

he has no problem killing you if he gets tired of you, he already killed two and plans on killing the rest of the spiders, why not kill another? especially you? or, in an alternate scenario where he does manage to kill off all the spider, you're the only one who's left, this can go two ways, one, he can fuck you one last time then kill you, or, he takes you with him! if you managed to have a lasting impression on him, that is.

outside of sex, he just isn't a good partner, he's probably the only one on this list that's probably willing to cheat on you (don't you dare get back at him, both you and your lover will die) he's manipulative as hell, he doesn't necessarily care about how you feel and he'll provoke you just to get a reaction out of you.

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feitan

and last but not least, feitan, oh boy, good luck to you for managing to have this man attracted to you. (im a feitan girlie, so this one might be a big longer than the rest)

for one, he'll hate your rotten guts for making him feel this way, for making him feel so weak, so emotional... he might even contemplate on killing you, but when that time comes he can't bring himself to do it.

i don't want to say yandere is his default since he doesn't really know how to properly love, because i do think he has some potential, but it does make sense for him, because there has to be something about you that makes you interested in him, maybe you're his polar opposite? maybe you're also a sadist?

he's not the most romantic partner, he doesn't want to come off as vulnerable, or sappy, so, what considers as a date to him? he's the type to probably take you to a cemetery at night as a form of a date.

he will not allow the troupe to know you or you to know them, for one he's going to be teased from hell and back for finally managing to pull someone and second while it appears that he doesn't care for you much, him protecting you from them is his way of showing you that he cares.

he can't find himself being vulnerable, he might teach you his language if you're up for it, and he might bring you some things he knows you like, but thats kind of it, also he won't force you to see him torture people.. unless you betray him in a way.

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[justyanderes]

hiii! can I please request l something for Yandere Phinks… literally anything 😭 maybe general headcanons or something

DON'T JUDGE ME for this PLSSS phinks is a delusional toxic simp cus I love him🥺

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Phinks always thought he was a level headed man. A person who could see both sides of a situation and clearly see who is the root of an issue.

But here he is now, so irate at the fact that his pretty baby is going somewhere without him. Phinks doesn't say anything but he thinks you should know he's getting mad at you. Dressed like the pretty thing you are, wrapped snugly in your luxurious black minx coat he bought you. You don't even notice, or rather if you do you don't care. Before you leave you kiss his cheek and head out into the city to have fun with your friends. It just isn't fair.

If you would stay home surely he would be able to make you see stars, and hold you the exact way you needed him too. But tonight you can't. Because you promised your friend that you wouldn't skip out partying for the first time in months. He begrudgingly lets you go because he knows he shouldn't keep you all to himself (for now at least).

Phinks is so lost in his thoughts he doesn't realize you sent him quite a few texts.

DARLING: :( next time remind me not to go and get stuck with these guys.

DARLING: I love my friends but it sucks having to keep hearing about their bf issues when I can't ever talk about my sexy man 💀

DARLING: keep the bed extra warm for me I'll be home soon ily 😘

After reading that Phinks doesn't want to be mad at you anymore. After all you can't do anything wrong, because you are an absolute angel in his eyes. (Even if it takes him a little while to realize that) So like the reasonable man he is he begins to think of the bigger picture of who's responsible for this whole mess.

Those men all your friends are dating must not take care of em'. Not like Phinks take cares of you or else they wouldn't be running off every night to a new club to get fucked up at.

You could have fun tonight. But once the party ends and you come home to your loving boyfriend, the rest of your friends will be headed home to empty apartments.

#yandere x reader #phantom troupe x reader #yandere hxh #yandere imagine #hxh x reader #hxh yandere #phinks x reader #phinks imagine #phinks magcub

[ddarker-dreams]

Notice how hsr chrollo and phinks. First contract zhongli and xiao and now for nexus, blade and lear. Also notice how the 2nd boys are *coughcough* slightly better *cough* less toxic *cough*

i actually never thought about it before... but you're right. one feral man isn't enough. the more, the merrier (unless they're yandere, then there's not much merriment then). there's just something about the extra layer of tension that i've really come to appreciate. i've never been a fan of having the yandere go 🔫 pew pew pew to everyone who breathes near their darling, i like when there's some reason they have to exercise a modicum of self-control.

it allows for a lot of interesting conversations and scenarios. everyone's put in a rough spot. no one is spared.

#if two men aren't fighting over me than what's the point #answered #Anonymous

[halt-kun]

Hunter x Hunter Chapter 396 - Formation (2)

Second part of the troupe gremlins story. I’m really excited for more cuteness

Whas it a nen screening ? Or maybe for the first suicide bombers ? Unless the PT is the result of some tvreality show like the ones creating girl and boys band ? That’s how I see them, Meteor city got talent vibe. I’m dumb it’s for the super sentai -_-

UVO YOU CREEP

Stop pestering my man ! Fei not being in a panel because of his height is always the funniest thing.

Sarasa is so cuuuuuute and Phinks is a softie

LET THE SHOW BEGIN

I’m so happy for these kids, a bit of happiness is good for them

Chrollo should have been a voice actor 

OH NO

OMG CHROLLLOOOOOOOOOO YAY gooooo don’t care about the future cringe you’ll have ! BE YOU

I LOVE HIM

Uvo is shook

GON ?!? Anyway this is wholesome PT content and I’m here for it

Chrollo is definitely a good actor, raising in my favourite characters ranking right here

NOBUUUUUUU

CHROLLO is awakening his nen right now ?????? Joking, probably just the dark vibes

This is really bringing back fond memories of my youth and supersentais

I’m tearing up

All that for a show about cleaning

Kids being kids

Uvo probably won’t mind and just give you all the tapes he can find

He didn’t say it himself, that’s toxic masculinity for you, COME HERE BIG GUY AND GIVE ME A HUG 

CUTE KIDS

TROUPE ORIGINS, a team of voice actors of an obscure show in an obscure language

TEARS ARE COMING !

More dub work, anyway when can we see the troupe acting as a super sentai with transformation sequences and spandex 

Machi’s no princess, just a little gremlin

THE PHANTOM TROUPE, what a cute bunch of people 

I love them, I’m really caring a lot more about the trope now, FUCK

Welp, that didn’t age well

Bad idea, well bye bye Sarasa ? your death will be the origin of the troupe’s secondary goal after its inception

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, well next week for more children adventure !

#hxh c396 #hxh blind liveblog #hxh manga #hxh spoiler

[la-squadra1234]

 Hello everybody and welcome back to once again another hunter X hunter/hxh scenario! Today we will be doing how the hunter X hunter characters react to their child getting into a physical fight!

Full credit too la-squadra1234

Feitan-his kid would be pretty quiet for the most part so when he found out that his kid got into a fight he known that it must’ve been something serious considering that his kid doesn’t talk much and his kid is not a attention seeker at all he questioned his kid over and over about it until he got the answer he was not upset at all he was just wondering what happened and he wanted to know the details safe to say that it wasn’t bothering him at all and it was more just a inconvenience

Chrollo-he would be a little disappointed but he would not say much considering that it would be very hypocritical and especially since his kid knows what he does he just didn’t talk about it but he didn’t like the fact that his kid was getting into fights he wanted his kid to be a good kid and not follow into his footsteps

Phinks-he was all over his kid asking his kid about it “did you win” ”Who did you get into a fight with” “why did you guys get into a fight” “was anybody recording” The questions were endless he would not stop asking until he got all the answers kind of like feitan except he is more annoying about it lol if his kid did not win he would be absolutely pissed and he would probably slap his kid and he would tell his kid to never get into a fight unless they are planning on winning and if his kid won he would probably get his kid ice cream as a reward

illumi-he wasn’t really surprised because it’s in his nature he was raised with violence so he expected that out of his kid since he tried his best to raise his kid the same way as he was raised he did not really care at all he was asking his kid a bit of questions like who did he fight and why did they get into a fight he didn’t ask if his kid won because he already known that his kid would’ve won considering that no other kid at his school is as strong as him (yes I know that he would never enrol his kid into school but his kid would not be allowed any friends so I did not know what else to put)

Hisoka-he would be watching the whole thing he would make sure he has popcorn and tea  he would definitely be cheering for his kid and if his kids started to struggle which would be very unlikely but hypothetically he would definitely jump in the fight because he’s just that type of parent

Nobunaga-he would be upset that his kid is fighting and when his kid calls him a hypocrite he would yell at his kid for calling him names (ik it seems so toxic but trust me it gets better in the end) Nobunaga will eventually come around and apologized to his kid for being a hypocrite and yelling at his kid and his kid will apologize for making him upset but then his kid would just get into another fight and Nobunaga wouldn’t care as much

silva-he wouldn’t care at all he would be proud of his kid if anything (his kid would probably fight one of the butlers because there is literally nobody else to fight)

This is the end of the story thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

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#anime #hunter x hunter #hxh #nobunaga #nobunaga hazama #chrollo #chrollo lucilfer #feitan #feitan portor #hisoka #hisoka morow #illumi zoldyck #illumi #phinks #hxh as dads #silva #silva zoldyck #funny #fights #physical #fathers #questionable

[lacedinlucilfer]

I was thinking of writing a less loser version of Phinks and instead a more toxic and masculine version of him ⚔️

[killee]

High

⌦ pairing: phinks x reader

⌦ fandom: hunterxhunter

⌦ word count: 1.3K (1340)

⌦ warning: weed usage — getting high , toxic behaviors — harsh words | cheating assumptions | possessive behavior | trust issues

⌦ about: phinks is high and he becomes toxic then it gets soft.

⌦ note: the reader and phinks have a great relationship but when he becomes high he says things that he really doesn’t mean. his past girlfriend cheated on him and it really messed him up so now he has trust issues. also, red is phinks and blue is you.

⌯ Awoken from your slumber by the ding of your phone. Every time you were about to go to sleep, it would bring you right out of your future limbo. Tiredness flooded your body, too heavy to make you look at your phone and see who kept texting you. Part of you knew who it was, your boyfriend, Phinks. But there was always a chance it could’ve been one of your friends or maybe even your boss.

⌯ You pulled the covers over your head to block out the repeating ‘ding’ and closed your eyes, hoping the darkness would take you and lead you into daylight. You sighed as your phone began to ring, pulling the covers from off your head, you picked up your phone and looked at the caller ID. ‘My Love’. Your finger hovered over the accept button but it didn’t fall any further. It stayed there until the call was no longer coming through.

⌯ Seeing you had over eight (8) miss calls and twelve (12) text messages from him, you decided to see why he kept on bothering you. You swipped over on one of the messages and it took you to you two’s conversation. You looked at the first message that was sent at 11:23 pm then read down to the most recent one. He started by asking you if you were asleep then gradually became angrier. He told you to answer his calls and then you would go to your house if you didn’t get in touch with him.

⌯ You groaned and rolled your eyes, you could tell if he was high and he was no doubt high tonight. You held your phone tightly as you thought of what to type to him. Just then, another text came through. He saw that you read his message two minutes ago and you still haven’t replied to him.

“Are you with someone? Y/n I swear if you have someone at your home I’m coming over there.”

“No, I don’t have anyone here. I just woke up.”

“Liar. You’re such a liar. I know you do.”

“Phinks just leave me alone. You’re high.”

“Oh yeah and what about it?”

“Phinks just stop.”

“No, I won’t fucking stop. You are such a fucking bitch sometimes and I always try to be the best for you. I’m so fucking tired of you.”

⌯ Your face softened and you felt chills run down your whole body. You knew that he wasn’t himself when he got high so the things he usually said you never took what he said to heart, but this one hit you hard. You were very hurt by what he said this time and you didn’t even know what to say back to him. You regretted even replying to him. You bit the inside of your mouth and tried not to tear up.

“Phinks please just go to sleep. I’m done talking to you.”

“Oh, so you’re breaking up with me? Wow, after everything we’ve been through you’ve finally grown some balls and decided you want to leave me?”

“News flash babe, you’re not going anywhere, you’re never leaving me.”

“You and I have our ups and downs but you will NEVER leave ME until I say so. And guess what? I will never get tired of you and you’ll always come back to me. You need me.”

“Phinks I’m not breaking up with you..”

“I know you’re not. You physically can’t. Now, open your door.”

⌯ You furrowed your eyebrows and pushed your lips together. You swung your feet down to the cold wooden floor and stood up, your eyes had to adjust to the darkness before you were able to freely move to the door without fear of accidentally hitting something. You made your way to the door and placed your hand on the door, you didn’t know if he was exactly there or if he was just playing with you.

⌯ You took a deep breath and unlocked the door, you stepped back and opened the door. “Damn babe, you sure did take your sweet time opening the door. You hiding something?” He stood there in your densely lit apartment hallway wearing his signature tracksuit but he had the jacket wrapped around his waist and a grey tank-top on. His defined muscles stood out perfectly as the light hit them just right.

⌯ His blond hair was messier than usual but it looked astonishing on him. His eyes were hooded but you could still see a mysterious glint in his eyes, but whether it was a good glint or bad, you did not have the answer to. He leaned closer to your face with the blunt in his mouth then removed it, he blew smoke into your face which caused you to involuntary step back and start coughing. He took that opportunity to step into your apartment and close the door behind him.

⌯ “I told you to stop doing that.” You coughed a few more times before your lungs were clear of the smoke. He didn’t acknowledge your pleading statement and looked around your apartment. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary and he couldn’t sense anyone else in there. He looked back at you and smiled. He reached out for your wrist and pulled you closer. “You’re so fucking perfect.” You knew what he was doing but you couldn’t help but relax in his touch.

⌯ “Is there a reason why you’re here?” He smiled and bit his bottom lip as he wrapped his arm around your shoulders. “To see you.” He tried to kiss your lips but you turned your head, not wanting the smell or taste in your mouth or on your lips. He smacked his lips and released his arms from your shoulders. You turned around and walked away from him. “Where do you think you’re going?” You heard his heavy steps behind you but you weren’t fazed.

⌯ You didn’t answer him and just continued to walk to your bedroom. You sat down on your bed but quickly stood up when he came into your room with his blunt. “Get the fuck out of my room with your shit, Phinks.” He paused before he looked in his hand and put it out, he stood by the door, even leaning against the frame. You sat back down and sighed. He was just so much to deal with but you couldn’t help to laugh.

⌯ “What’s funny?” He asked as you fell back on your back and continued to laugh. You eventually stopped and just shook your head, not even knowing he could tell what you were doing. “You. You’re just a fucking asshole.” He did feel a bit down when you said that, he knew he was an asshole at times, people always told him that, but it just felt different coming from you. He threw more like sat the blunt down and walked over to you. He sat down beside you and sat his forearms on his upper knee, he looked down at the ground and thought of what to say to make it up to you.

⌯ He could only think of one phrase that you would recognize as him truly being sorry. “I love you.” The room went silent and you swore even your heart stopped for a second. “I’m sorry you have to deal with me and I’m very sorry for the terrible thi-things I said to you.” His voice cracked but he quickly recovered. You looked up at him but his back still faced you, you sat up and gently wrapped your arms around his lower torso. “It’s okay but you have to learn that I’m not your ex.”

⌯He nodded and reached around his back and pulled you to his side. He kissed your forehead and rubbed your back. As he did, he made himself a promise that he wouldn’t hurt you like he did today ever again. “I know babe and I’ll try my best to always remember that.”

#phinks x reader #toxic phinks #hxh phinks #phantom troupe #hxh phantom troupe #hxh #phinks

[evilzoldyck]

High School Sweethearts

It was hard to speak when you’re bent over the desk while your boyfriend forcefully held your head down, flipped your skirt over and tugged your underwear to the side to bring his hard dick right into your raw cunt. Nevertheless, he seemed unbothered by the lack of preparation as he started to thrust vehemently with a bitter passion, inattentive to your feelings and inconsiderate to your needs.

The sensation of Phinks’ vigorous intrusion left a burning and stinging ache on your end, this was by far the most painful sex you’ve had with him, if you even can call it that. The dim classroom you were in too offered no comfort whatsoever, the hard wooden desk beneath you and the pressure of him from above was beginning to give your chest an uncomfortable squeeze.

You think of shoving him off and escaping, but you knew that you were no match for his almost monstrous strength, had it not been for his appearance you would mistake him for another being for possessing such Herculean-like power. You also knew that he locked the door, and further beyond that stood his friends keeping a steady watch for his buddy that just wanted to have a little talk with his girl.

All because he heard rumours spreading around school that you were going to breakup with him.

“So fucking stupid,” Phinks venomously spat out. His brows furrowed furiously with his eyes pierced to your helpless form, his violent thrusts never faltered even through your stammering pleas. The sheer unbridled fury he exuded left you crippling in fear on whether you’re going to come out of this classroom in one piece. You’ve seen what he was like around others, you just didn’t anticipate that you’d be receiving the infamous temper from him so soon.

His rage that was once rigorously contained around you were now left unchained, you just pray that somebody would come through the door and rescue you before he does anything worse. 

Coarse hands slid through your strands and bunched your hair together near the roots to sharply pull them. You were honestly glad you didn’t have to face him through this ordeal, you couldn’t stand seeing his face shooting acrimonious glares into your own, but mostly it’s because you didn’t want him to see you crying. You couldn’t let him see how much he hurt you, how much power he had over you for he might take pleasure in your humiliated, broken state. 

Letting the tears run down your face silently, you gripped onto the edge of the desk so tightly that your knuckles turned white from the grip, biting down on your lip to prevent any sobs from slipping out. You felt Phinks’ gruff pants from behind you, his hands never relenting from squeezing down on your hips and pulling on your hair harshly. It was clear he was far from forgiving you or even listening to what you had to say; all he could focus on was exerting his emotions physically onto you. 

You should’ve seen this coming. The school’s infamous social pariah showing up randomly into your class and threatening others to leave just so he could ask you out in private. Of course you questioned it, just exactly what had you done to garner his attention? It wasn’t as if you were in or even knew his tight knit circle personally. You knew that he was a bad influence, the kind of company he keeps and the reputation he carries would just be detrimental to your respectable social image. 

But at that time, you couldn’t care less. His awkward and brusque confession was so endearing that it was enough to convince yourself to give him a chance. Who knew underneath that coarse exterior was something that was sweet and almost kind albeit a little unsure, however you figured he was trying. Wondering why it took him to come forward and reveal himself for you to see through his facade after all this time before.

However you knew that at this age you were not going to come close to actually know what real love is or even begin to understand it. Also, you weren’t expecting that Phinks would be the one you’d see at the end of the aisle waiting for you, but you at least wanted the high school romance experience. To have your very first boyfriend during the height of your exuberant and capricious youthful days. Something to look back at history and reminisce to.

The first week with him was great, the unwavering stares and the nebulous whispers were just what you were expecting when you accepted his confessions, though you weren’t quite used to the blinding spotlight as you stood at the centre topic of high school gossip. If Phinks ever felt the same way, he didn’t mention anything to address it. Rather he would see you after class and take you onto the rooftop where he effectively broke the lock on the door with an effortless tug just to have some time with alone with you.

To be within a close proximity with someone like Phinks emotionally and physically was a bit daunting. In the first few days you couldn’t bring yourself to look at him straight in the eyes or ask the questions you’ve been dying to know like: since when? How? Why? Nevertheless you  knew it was best not to ask since you figured Phinks himself wasn’t very good at articulating his emotions anyway. You figured the small pauses of comfortable silence and shy touches would be enough for now. 

You still remember that day where he stole you from gym class to bring you to a secluded corner in the back of the building. Your very first kiss was shared there and you couldn’t deny that the heart at least flickered. It was like a scene from an oversaturated romance clip ever, but the soft feeling of his lips against yours with his rough hands gently cupping your cheeks was something directors couldn’t sincerely translate to the audience.

When he pressured you to skip class one morning, you thought it would just be a one time thing. But the next thing you knew, you’d find yourself in aimlessly wondering the streets with Phinks by your side every day. Of course, the grades that you worked so hard to keep up before suffered because of your arbitrary absence, leading you to stay up late each night to catch up because you find it so hard to say no to him. 

The more time you spent with him, the more you began to notice that you hardly had the chance to see your friends. They also noticed it too and though they were mildly concerned as to why you would say yes to a guy you barely knew or talked to, they were happy for your new profound relationship. 

You couldn’t help but feel awkward every time you pass your small circle of friends by the hallway with Phinks close by your side. Your heart tightened as you all shoot a polite smile at each other, the familiarity that you all shared once before was diminishing slowly. 

Phinks was always invasive of your personal life, the moments of time you didn’t share with him, he’d intrude and let himself in anyway. You recounted at how he would scroll through your phone with a pensive glare, looking as if he’s expecting to catch something. You didn’t like it, but you also didn’t know that this wasn’t supposed to be a normal high school relationship.

You stared anxiously as Phinks’ eyes scrutinised your phone screen, scrolling through your apps, photos, messages and contacts. While there was nothing for you to hide, you couldn’t help but feel uncomfortable letting him go through your phone. Sitting patiently across him, you fidgeted with your nails hoping that he wouldn’t find something to get angry at. 

“Who’s this?” He glared at you, showing you a name on your contacts that you had forgotten. It was your science project partner from last year, you forgot you still had his number in your contacts. When you replied just as what you had thought, he returned his eyes back to the phone and pressed delete. Even though you didn’t need it, you wanted to refute, tell him he couldn’t just erase someone’s number from you like that.

And it was as if he read your mind, you suddenly perked up when he bluntly said, “the project’s over right?” While continuing his peruse on your social connections.

“Yeah,” you dryly replied, looking down at your shoes as if they’re the most fascinating thing in the world. You hated it when he got just a little bit mad, you’ve seen the extent of his anger and even if you were his, there was no telling what he’d do if you push him far enough off the edge. So you often found yourself doing mental gymnastics to justify his actions.

“Then you don’t need it anymore,” he stated, almost coming off as condescending. You weakly agreed with him. 

The time he suggested the both of you study at your house that day you told him how you were falling behind on maths, you didn’t think much of it. In fact, you were excited. Throughout the relationship he’d always set the schedule for the both of you and when he finally considered to set up a time that you needed, you were touched. Though that feeling quickly fleeted when he suddenly pinned you down on your bed. 

“P-Phinks,” you breathed out in between his kisses. Your body was superimposed by his while his hands that held your sides desperately roamed freely. The books that you brought were uselessly thrown to the carpeted floor and it was clear to you now that studying wasn’t his intention from the start. 

You held on to his shoulder and pushed him so that there was some distance between you two. “I thought we were just going to study,” you asked earnestly, looking for some sympathy in his eyes. 

He smirked smugly and leaned in to kiss you once again, “yeah?” He chuckled in amusement. “That’s cute.” You should’ve known he couldn’t give what he didn’t have. He practically ripped your uniform blouse to get to your skin, not minding the buttons that scattered everywhere. His mind was set in stone for pleasure while yours was a conundrum. 

Do you want to give it to him right now? Are you ready to lose your virginity? Does this mean he was The One? Do you want to save it for someone else? Who? Is high school the time to explore these things? Were you moving too fast?

You couldn’t remember what happened during the intercourse, but you remembered him finally leaving when your parents came home. 

The next day your friends lead you to a quiet corner of the school to finally talk, they strategically caught you on a rare time where Phinks was preoccupied with reigning chaos over some unfortunate student with his friends. Knowing that you preferred to stay out of it, Phinks reluctantly left you alone for the day. 

They confronted you about him, how he’s got you on such a tight leash and how they missed you, wondering when you’ll be back with them just like the old times. When it was time for you to answer, you couldn’t properly structure a sentence. Instead, the next thing you knew there was tears in your eyes. You murmured out that he took advantage of you, you couldn’t help but sob out uncontrollably and fell down to the abrasive gravel. 

Hearing yourself admit it out loud helped you processed the thoughts and feelings of the altercation of what happened yesterday. Your friends were immediately by your side, holding you tightly as you cried out in distress. They shot each other a bewildered look at the implication of your statement. You held on to the supportive grip of their hands, letting yourself sob into their shoulders as they hugged you tightly and soothed your back while occasionally brushing your hair back from your wet face, not telling you to stop or say anything else.

The familiar warmth you’ve been craving for all this time, they gave it to you without question. You poured out your heart that period, wept until your tears went dry and sobbed until your lungs gave out. They never left your side. You figured once you told them you’d feel humiliated and embarrassed but they never even made an accusation of the sort, in fact they prevented you from thinking such things about yourself.

When they suggested the police get involved, you quickly opposed, you didn’t want to make such a noise about it. Perhaps you still regarded some feelings for him, even though you shouldn’t and he could never deserve it, but regardless you didn’t want anyone else to know. Though it was clear that they weren’t satisfied, they settled on you breaking up with him for now. 

You didn’t know who stumbled and saw you that day with your friends, but someone did. News travelled around the campus like a grapevine and soon everyone is whispering of you breaking up with the infamous Phinks Magcub soon. 

When the gossip finally reached him, he threw the maths report that he waited on for some kid to finally finish it in anger, leaving the papers to fall onto the muddy ground behind him as he marched straight to the building. He was going to surprise you with the report you’ve been so worried about and to hear of your betrayal enraged him to the point that he couldn’t hear or see anyone but you.

Meanwhile you stood in an empty classroom, worried when your friends didn’t come to your class on the last bell of the day in which they promised to meet, the whispers were getting louder and you weren’t sure how you could face him alone. You looked out the window and sighed, it was going to rain again. If that wasn’t an a bad omen the moment you turned to the door where Phinks suddenly emerged from was. 

You were so naive to think you can escape him without a scratch.

Phinks could hear the sobs you tried to stifle as you pleaded out when you finally couldn’t handle it anymore. “S-Stop- Phinks please...” you whispered out, squeezing out the tears stinging your eyes. Your throat felt like it was coiled with wires of barbs tightening every time you held yourself back from emitting a sound.

He let out a series of violent thrusts before he finally came, pulling your hair down harshly as you cried in pain. Once he let go of your hair and tucked himself back in, he turned you around to look at your grief stricken face. “Are you sorry?” He asked, completely apathetic to your side. You weakly nodded, casting your eyes from his. 

“Good girl,” he brusquely wiped your cheek with his thumb before pulling you close to him, forcing you to lay your head in his shoulder. You feel his lips tickle your ear when he muttered softly, “let’s not fight anymore.” 

It wasn’t like you had a say in it anyway.

#tw: noncon #toxic relationship #tw: yandere #extreme noncon #yandere hunter x hunter #yandere hxh #yandere phinks x reader #yandere x reader #phinks x reader #phinks magcub #Hunter x Hunter 2011 #Hunter X Hunter #yandere phantom troupe #smut #non-con #high school au

[robinofinashiro]

scenario: feitan gets jealous seeing how many men come into your store to flirt with you. 

characters: feitan portor x fem! reader 

request status: OPEN / semi-au! pls send in req’s :) all fandoms and rules are pinned to the top of my blog and i’m more than willing to elaborate on questions if any of you have any! also, if any of you guess the song i mentioned below and who it’s by, i swear i will write prioritize a fic for you for recognizing it lmao.

voy a ser tu ex, el tóxico, el innombrable. una pesadilla, un dolor de muelas.

i’m going to be your ex, the toxic, the unmentionable. a nightmare, a pain in your molars. 

you smiled at your customer, who was taking his sweet time ordering his cupcakes as the line behind him started getting antsy to order. your bakery was the busiest in all of York New and when the rush hour started, you were on your feet for at least two hours. 

the small bakery that once started in Meteor City soon turned into a bigger city when you finally had the means to move your shop into a bigger building. you had to give a big thank you to all of the Phantom Troupe Mafia who helped you financially with the costs of buying your space. 

your relationship with the one they called Feitan Portor was the one who helped most of all. the two of you knew each other since childhood and when he finally left Meteor City in order to join his fate with the Phantom Troupe Mafia, he was a bit saddened that he had to leave you behind. 

when he finally returned, years later, he was surprised to see how well you were doing for yourself. you had a small bakery cart outside of your house and sold only a few cupcakes a day but when word got out of how good they were, you were slammed with orders and Feitan couldn’t help but be proud of you. 

he knew you would eventually leave Meteor City. you weren’t the type of girl to leave such a shit life there and although he practically begged that you didn’t follow his footsteps, he found relief when he reunited with you and saw you selling the cute cupcakes you loved to make. 

your relationship with Feitan was very odd, one could say. whenever the two of you were together, it was like you were both in a relationship but Feitan had never made it official and there would be days where you would go on dates with guys who came into your store to ask. 

“here you go!” you exclaimed happily, “two vanilla cupcakes and one red velvet! i hope you enjoy,” you called the next person who was up but the guy remained in his place, “you doing anything tonight?” he asked suddenly. 

the girl behind him growled, annoyed that he stayed. “um, I’m sorry but I do have plans later,” you lied awkwardly. he rolled his eyes, “baby, it’s the middle of December and it’s freezing outside, what plans do you have?” he stated, scooching on the counter. 

“sir, there’s a line behind you, can you please move so i can to the woman behind you?” you asked nicely. he was about to talk when a hand reached to his and twisted it, making the man drop his cupcakes, “leave or your hand will be on the ground along with those cupcakes.” 

you instantly perked up at the sound of the voice, “Feitan!” you exclaimed, seeing the short man along with his friends, Phinks, Shizuku, and Shalnark. he gave you a tiny smile as the guy was doubled over in pain, “move you shit,” he stated, kicking the man to the side the woman could finally order.

you quickly took her order before telling one of your assistants to take over the register so you could attend to Feitan and his friends. the three boys were dressed in complete black suits as Shizuku was dressed in black pants and a her usual black turtle neck with the cross necklace. 

“what are you guys doing in York New?” you asked. Shalnark smiled to you, “we’re done with our business for the moment so we all settled here for the moment,” he explained as Phink’s stood next to you and smiled, “sweetheart, what’re the flavors you have available?” he asked, wrapping his arm around your shoulder. 

you looked to your tab as Feitan stared at Phink’s, ready to kill him for the way he was acting around you. “we have red velvet, strawberry, blueberry, vanilla, and cinnamon for the moment? what’re all of you interested in?” you asked, getting a pen to take the order down. 

Phinks asked for a simple vanilla as Shizuku asked for two strawberry’s and Shalnark asked for a surprise. you knew Feitan wasn’t one to have a sweet tooth but you still asked to which he denied almost immediately, still glaring at Phink’s for his ‘joke’. 

you walked to the back where the freshest cupcakes were at. you only had one other worker with you running the store as you hardly put your trust in any outsider. you knew with your connections to Feitan, it would be very irresponsible to have a civilian working alongside with you and being potentially put in danger. plus, you tried to keep your ingredients to yourself and you the only reason why you trust your assistant was because she had also grown up in Meteor City. 

“hey,” Feitan said, walking into the kitchen, surprised at how clean it was. you smiled as he brought you in for a rough kiss, catching you by surprise. Feitan’s kisses were always very rough or very intimate, never in the middle. “busy today?” he asked, sitting on the metal table. 

you shook your head no, “no plans outside of prepping a few things and going back home. why do you ask?” you placed all of the cupcakes they ordered on a tray and facing him, “taking you out after you’re done here so be ready,” he stated before walking out of the kitchen. 

you walked out shortly after, seeing that the line was now a lot shorter and your assistant was placing the last few cupcakes on the box. you walked to the counter after giving Feitan’s friends their cupcakes and taking over the register once again. 

you were overhearing the few conversations that were going around in the shop until you heard the bell that indicated that someone walked in go off. you looked up to see one of your regulars and a guy who asked you out for dinner every once and a while. 

“Rendai, how are you?” you asked, giving him a smile. he gave you a smirk, placing himself comfortably on the counter as he overlooked the cupcakes, “two red velvet’s and a cinnamon babe,” Feitan instantly looked over as soon as he heard the name. 

“here ya go, it’s on the house,” you said, handing him the box, “as a payment for buying my dinner last week.” Feitan was taken back when he heard the reason. if he was buying your dinner, god knows what else the two of you were doing when he wasn’t here. 

“ah, the second leader is mad,” Shizuku said giggling. Phink’s shook his head in disbelief, “you can’t expect her to wait for you on hand and foot when you’re always gone,” he explained, seeing the way the guy was making you laugh and blush slightly at whatever he was saying.

Feitan, having enough of what he was seeing, got up from the table, practically kicking in the chair before going behind the counter and sitting on the counter behind you. Feitan, excluding his height, was a very intimidating and one look at a person usually left with them running away scared. 

he sat behind you, flicking his pocket knife up and down as he stared at Rendai. “uh, who is that?” he asked nervously, not knowing why a guy dressed in all black was staring at him. you grabbed Feitan’s hand, “this is Feitan. he helped me bring this shop to life...he’s a very important person in my life,” you explained. 

Feitan didn’t say a word but he felt a sense of relief as you explained who he was to the idiot in front of him. you heard the timer go off indicating that another batch of cupcakes were done and left Feitan at the counter with Rendai. 

“i’d suggest you leave right now before you walk out here with a missing limb,” Feitan said as smoothly as possible. Rendai was taken back, not understanding the situation as Shalnark, Shizuku, and Phink’s walked behind him, “this is a yakuza ran bakery and if you get in the way of my friend Feitan’s relationship with ( your name ), it’s going to be real sad seeing your lifeless body found dead in a ditch somewhere with your limbs in different creeks.” 

Rendai felt himself fall stiff as Feitan pushed him away, basically kicking him into the ground as he scurried away. Feitan gave Phink’s a silent thank you as you walked out of the kitchen, mildly disappointment that Rendai had left without telling you goodbye. 

“we’re leaving!” Shizuku said happily, giving you a quick hug as Phink’s and Shalnark waved you a goodbye, “we’ll see ya later, I guess,” Shalnark said as Phink’s kicked him out the door. you loved all of Feitan’s friends, finding it odd that all of their personalities somehow worked together even though one member was not like the other. 

the shop was dwindling down to its last hour as your assistant had told you goodbye and the last few customers were leaving. you knew many people hated Christmas music but since it was right around the corner, you played the music lowly in the store, blaming it on your assistant whenever someone complained even though it was you who guiltily enjoyed it.

“Feitan, can you hand me the broom?” you asked, locking the doors and flipping the sign to closed. he handed you the broom, seeing you quickly sweep the door shut as you sang/mumbled to ‘wonderful christmastime” by Paul McCartney. 

he couldn’t help but laugh at the way you were singing to the song, not giving a fuck who heard. a bit of him still felt betrayed for the situation with Rendai but all you needed was a little reminder of who you belong too, right? 

Feitan walked up right behind you, grasping your wrist softly as you gasped at the sudden contact, “something wrong?” you asked, quietly. his eyebrow lifted before chuckling, “that Rendai boy was too close for my liking,” he stated. 

you laughed, not believing what he was saying. 

“he was just friend, Fei, nothing to worry about,” you answered, going back to sweeping. he dismissed what you said before grabbing your wrist and holding your face with his hand, “he bought you dinner and called you names only I’m allowed too, that isn’t just a friend,” he replied. 

“Feitan, what do you want from me?” you asked, pushing yourself back but you couldn’t. Feitan’s grip was too strong to release yourself. “you’re mine, whether you like it or not. I thought I made that clear to you a long time ago.” you tried not to roll your eyes but it was hard when Feitan was basically talking gibberish to you. 

“you’re gone almost all the time, whenever we’re together, it’s only for two or three days before you leave again so sue me for wanting to find someone who’s around more often,” you retorted. Feitan scoffed, “that’s too bad because you’re still mine. I might not be here often but I guess I’ll have to be if that means you’ll get the point.” 

you sighed, not knowing what to say, “i’ll be here by your side, like a tooth pain if i have too,” you laughed, before replying to him with a quick kiss. he returned it without hesitation and deepened it by grabbing you by the shirt and slipping in his tongue, making you moan rather quickly. 

“hurry up and finish so we can leave.” 

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the following morning, you woke up in your bed with Feitan missing. a part of you was disappointed as you thought that he was going to keep true to his word but it was Feitan, he wasn’t really one to be trusted at times. 

you crawled out of bed, slipping on his shirt from the night before as you ran your fingers through your hair as you felt something on your left ring finger. your eyes widened, seeing the rock of a ring on your finger. were you engaged? you still remembered everything from last night but the one thing you didn’t remember was getting fucking engaged. 

you walked into to your bathroom, not believing what the hell was going on when you saw a stickie note on the mirror. 

“went to get lunch considering your insufferable ass probably won’t be up until mid noon. i’ll see you in a few Mrs.Portor.” 

you heart fell to your stomach as you read your name with Feitan’s last name attached. ( your name ) Portor. didn’t sound too bad. you knew Feitan wasn’t a man of many words to begin with so you figured he must’ve slipped the ring on your finger when you were asleep, figuring you’d say yes regardless if he asked you when you were awake or asleep. 

the ring was huge but you knew with Feitan’s ‘job’ it must’ve been nothing to him and he had told you a countless amount of times that nothing was too much for you and that you only deserved the best. you smiled down at the ring, butterflies in your stomach as heard the door opening. 

your future husband was finally walking in. 

#hunter x reader #hunter x hunter x reader #hxh #hxh fic #hxh imagine #feitan portor #feitan portor imagine #feitan portor x reader #feitan portor x you #feitan fic #anime #anime imagines #phantom troupe

[bloodyknucklesandbleedinghearts]

How Much I Love You

Warnings: yandere, stalking, mentions of violence/death, stalking, toxic relationship, choking, implied noncon

“What the hell is your problem?!” I screamed at the blood-covered blonde.

“The only person allowed to see you like that is me.” He snarled.

“We... we were just swimming.” I covered my mouth, feeling some bile threaten to come up my throat.

“I was worried about you,” he walked towards me, “my calls weren’t going through. Is your phone dead?”

He pulled my phone out of the pocket of my discarded sweatshirt. I looked at the floor, knowing it would turn on.

“Did you... block me?” He asked, dismayed. I didn’t respond. “Answer me, Y/N.”

“Y-Yes.” I mumbled.

“Why would you do that?” His eyes narrowed.

“Because you kept blowing up my phone... and you seemed to have trouble accepting that we aren’t together anymore.”

“Babe, what are you talking about?”

“That, literally that! We aren’t... dating.” My quick burst of confidence died as I remembered the bodies in the room with us.

“Come on, Y/N, you know I love you.” He tried.

“You don’t! What we had wasn’t ‘love’... it was toxic. You were- are toxic. You cut me off from my friends and family so that I could spend all my time with you, it was- it was suffocating!” I shook my head.

He shoved me into the wall, I let out a choked sob as he squeezed my throat.

“Don’t you dare say I don’t love you!” He yelled, “I love you more than anything in this whole world, why the hell can’t you accept that?!”

I couldn’t say anything, my vision was beginning to darken. I clawed at his hands, trying so hard to get even the smallest bit of air.

“Shit, Baby, I’m sorry.” Phinks finally realised how hard he had been gripping me, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. I just get so worked up when you say stuff like that.”

“L-Leave me al-alone.” I hiccuped as he pulled me into him for a hug. “I h-hate-”

He grabbed my throat again, squeezing it tighter than before and cutting me off mid sentence.

“Don’t finish that sentence.” He grabbed my cheeks roughly in his other hand, forcing me to look into his eyes. “Do not finish that sentence, Y/N, I’m serious.”

I had never heard him use such an intense tone, nor did I ever want to hear it again.

“Apologise. Now. And maybe I’ll go easy on you.” He ordered.

I opened my mouth but no noise came out. What?

“Y/N...” He warned me.

Say it, say something! Say anything! Why couldn’t I talk?!

“Fine,” Phinks pushed me against the wall once more, using his forearm across my collarbone to keep me in place, “I guess I’ll just have to show you how much I love you.”

#phinks #phinks x reader #hxh #hunter x hunter #yandere phinks x reader #yandere phinks #yandere #yandere hxh

[pillow-anime-talk]

their choice. {pt.1}

synopsis: Do they feel better in a friendly relation or in a partnership? Which is more suited to the two of you?

# tags: headcanons; friendships & current relationships; mild romance; fluff; light yandere behavior for chrollo and feitan; sfw + suggestive for machi

includes: gender neutral reader ft. chrollo lucilfer, nobunaga hazama, feitan portor, machi komacine, kalluto zoldyck & phinks magcub {hxh}

part two {click}

— CHROLLO

↘ PARTNERSHIP; I imagine Chrollo could be in a relationship for two simple reasons. The first is your nen, that he would like to steal or make good use of by offering you to join the Phantom Troupe. The second reason, on the other hand, is a little less likely, but I still think it might be real. It’s just a fact that even though Chrollo is the leader of the Spiders and he definitely doesn’t like showing positive emotions, there is still a shadow of a chance for him to fall in love with someone. If he were to fall in love with you, you would have to be an ordinary, delicate person, without nen, without blood lust, without special features. He would just have to fall in love with your little heart and calm disposition. You would be a small oasis and a comfortable place for him.

↘ An additional variant is a slightly toxic friendship with benefits due to the fact that the group leader has no problem with manipulating your emotions.

— NOBUNAGA

↘ PARTNERSHIP; he’s an adult male and I think he’s quite old fashioned therefore I imagine him with a normal woman/man/person. For example, he would meet you in a park or coffee shop, and over time he would fall in love with your lifestyle, voice, smile or ideas. He would definitely consider you as his tiny treasure and would be the perfect partner and then also a fiancé and husband. He’s the type of forward-thinking person that would definitely like to start a family (or adopt some cute animals)!

↘ An additional variant is a normal, healthy friendship based on spending time together at your/his home, reading books and watching movies over a cup of hot tea or dry wine.

— FEITAN

↘ PARTNERSHIP; I imagine this relation to be somewhat toxic, but at the same time showing a desire for care and compassion. Feitan is definitely the yandere type who would be jealous of you at all times and would love to show other people who you belong to. It doesn’t matter if you would talk to the boss of the Troupe, to the harmless Kortopi, to your younger cousin or to a friend from elementary school. He will definitely look at you with a sharp gaze or hug your waist, pressing your body against his. So you have to be careful because your boyfriend gets angry really fast.

↘ An additional variant is a friendship, which is a long-term friendship from childhood, thanks to which Feitan feels a little more positive emotions towards you and is even sincerely nice to you.

— MACHI

↘ FRIENDSHIP WITH BENEFITS; not only sexual, but above all, they are financial benefits, benefits due to work, the possibility of staying overnight or having dinner. Machi honestly likes you and there are days when you both need a meeting and recreation. SPA, sauna, hot springs, ‘date’ in a cafe or your home are the perfect moments to relax your thoughts and muscles. And when it comes to any sexual acts, I think it can’t get any better.

↘ An additional variant is a normal friendship, focusing primarily on conversations and advices, for example about relationships, work or clothes.

— KALLUTO

↘ FRIENDSHIP; Kalluto is still a young child, so I see you as friends with elements of ‘big sis/bro and little bro’ dynamic. He will definitely see his new, older siblings in you and will very often go on missions with you. He’ll feel the need to protect you, even if you can do your job all by yourself. But please don’t forbid him to do even your duties, because we all know that he enjoys it and feels appreciated... Especially when you pat him on the head, take him for an ice cream dessert or buy him a warm, delicious dinner.

↘ I don’t see any other variants. Unless you want to adopt him, then I see a headcanons where you are his mom/dad/parent.

— PHINKS

↘ PARTNERSHIP; he’s the perfect second half! He is a gentleman who is smart, funny, gallant, and I think that with his partner he’s also very modest and really lovely. Sometimes he will make a comical mistake (for example, on your date, he will mistake salt for sugar or put on two different socks), but this only adds to his person’s charm. He and Nobunaga are definitely the best choice when it comes to your significant other! I also think Phinks can cook well, so just marry him, lmao.

↘ Another option is friendship, which is very close, even intimate. Perhaps friendship and a tiny crush at the same time? Yes, that’s definitely it.

#— 🍁 #hunter x hunter #hunter x hunter headcanons #hunter x hunter x reader #hunter x hunter x you #hxh #hxh headcanons #hxh x reader #hxh x you #chrollo lucilfer #chrollo lucilfer headcanon #chrollo lucilfer x reader #nobunaga hazama #nobunaga hazama headcanons #nobunaga hazama x reader #feitan portor #feitan portor headcanons #feitan portor x reader #machi komacine #machi komacine headcanons #machi komacine x reader #kalluto zoldyck #kalluto zoldyck headcanons #kalluto zoldyck x reader #phinks magcub #phinks magcub headcanons #phinks magcub x reader

[takkarulz]

Me and my aspie brain after spending way too much time checking out HxH fanfiction: Phinks and Shizuku are not stupid, both of them are way smarter than the way in which HxH fandom portraits them, they are creative, sensitive and somewhat cultured. Shizuku likes to read and Phinks named one of his abilities after a kind of particle accelerator, they are obviously cultured and intelligent persons. But probably they are seen as dumb cuz Shizuku has memory issues, Phinks is very impulsive and both seem to have a short attention span, which could be because both of them have untreated and undiagnossed adhd and their symptoms have only worsened over the time due the lack of mental health facilities in Meteor City and it is highly implied that Shizuku may have another mental illness or disability that causes her memory problems...

Me also: These motherfuckers probably ate Play-Doh at least twice cuz the package had a sticker that said “Not Toxic”.

#hxh headcanons #Phantom Troupe #Hunter x Hunter #plz don´t take this too seriously nor get ofended over this #i have both adhd and aspergers i know how it works #i am just making fun with myself using fictional murderous thieves with cool superpowers #the duality of the fangirl #lol #takka postings #shizuku murasaki #phinks magcub

[phinksimp]

Hi 🥰 can i get some nsfw toxic relationship hcs?

and thank you for providing us phinks simps with content 🥺🥺🥺

Thank you so much for the request!  I hate to admit it, but I love all forms of Phinks...even toxic ><.  I always write him as a big softie, so this was a fun change of pace!

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Phinks x Fem!Reader

18+ NSFW

Trigger Warning:  Emotional abuse, sexual abuse, extreme jealousy, NTR, Smut, Dubious consent (dubcon)

You sat cross legged on your bed in front of your laptop.  You laughed as you looked into the webcam, your earphones making you oblivious to the man who had just entered your room.

Phinks raised his brow bone when he saw you.  He had been curious as to why you hadn’t replied to any of his text messages in the last 15 minutes, and why you weren’t there to greet him when he came home.  

What the hell is going on here?

The blonde man cleared his throat to get your attention, but to no avail.  

“HEY.”

You shot up immediately, waving a hand at Phinks while smiling nervously at the camera.  “Hey, sorry. Something urgent just came up!  I gotta go, but just message me when you find any articles and I’ll check them out.  Bye!”  The sound of your laptop closing made Phinks’ eye twitch.

“Phinks!”  You jumped off of your bed, wrapping your arms tightly around his waist.  “I had no idea you were coming home so soon!”  You looked up at him lovingly, your smile dropping when you noticed the scowl on his face.

“Well, you would have known if you answered my texts.  You didn’t have 10 seconds to text me back?”  He then eyed your laptop.  “What the fuck were you doing, Y/N?”  He pushed your arms off of him as he made his way to your bed.

You rolled your eyes as you followed after him.  You knew Phinks was impossible to talk to when he had these “fits”, but it didn’t stop you from trying.  “I had a meeting with my classmate Paul for a school project.  He’s going to be doing most of the research, so he just wanted to go over some things with me.” You fought a sigh from escaping your mouth as you stood beside Phinks.  

He...

You wouldn’t dare tell Phinks that Paul had confessed his feelings to you a few weeks ago.  He was sweet, attractive, and successful, but you had no interest in him at all.  You let him down easy, but you could tell that Paul wasn’t the type to give up.  You knew it wasn’t coincidence that you two ended up on a project together as Paul was extremely liked by your professor.

Phinks opened your laptop and began to scroll through your chat with your Paul, his eyes carefully scanning each message for any hidden meanings.  “So, you chose your classmate over me?”

You leaned your head towards him, unsure if you had heard him right.  “Sorry?”  

“You didn’t reply to my texts because you were talking with your classmate instead?  Y/N, do you even remember who bought you this laptop?”  He scanned your classmate’s name one more time before slamming the laptop shut.

Your heart began to race.  While you were shorter than Phinks-- him standing over you like that made you feel even smaller than usual.  “You bought it for me, Phinks.”  You tried to find the words to appease him.  “And I’m so grate--”

“You’re not.  It’s like you don’t even love me.  If you loved me you would have replied to my texts right away.”  He turned his back towards you as he began to exit the room.

A small gasp escaped your mouth as your jaw dropped.  “What?!  Of course I love you!  What are you--”

Your blood ran cold when your phone went off.  

Phinks grabbed it immediately, flawlessly entering your 9 digit password.  The password he had created for you.

“Y/N!  Hope everything is okay, you seemed flustered when you left.  I’m here if you need to chat!”

It took every fiber of his being to hold himself back from crushing your phone in his hand right then and there.  He took a small breath before holding a finger down on the message and deleting it.

You nervously approached him, his silence making you even more nervous.  “Who was it, Phinks?”

Phinks smiled at you softly.  “Just a spam message.  Nothing important.”  He waved your phone in his hand as he continued to walk.  “I’ll be taking this for a bit.  You won’t need it while you’re making us dinner anyways.”

Before you could reply, Phinks turned around to look at you.  “You look like shit by the way.  Have you not been sleeping?”  He looked down at you, a smile of pity on his face as he examined you from head to toe.  “You’re lucky I choose to stay with you when I could be with anyone else if I really wanted to.  You should be thankful.”

You stood there dumbfounded.  He was right.  Phinks had ingrained into your head how much better he was than you.  You believed you’d never have anyone as good as Phinks if you lost him.

I can’t mess things up...

You quickly ran to the kitchen to prepare dinner, praying you had the ingredients to make a meal that would please Phinks.

Phinks laid on the couch with your phone in one hand and his in the other.  He read through a long message he had typed out before sending it to Shalnark.

This should teach her a lesson for being so fucking ungrateful.

The smell of spices filled the air as you carefully pulled out a casserole from the oven.  Phinks had once told you it was one of his favorite recipes of yours.  You had also prepared vegetables, a pasta salad, as well as a small cake for dessert.

“Dinner’s ready!”

You sat excitedly at the table, hoping the dinner would bring a smile to Phinks’ face.  

Phinks looked down at the table before grabbing his wallet.  “I’m going out to eat.  Don’t wait up for me.”

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You slowly lifted your head from your pillow, rubbing your swollen eyes from crying over the past few hours.  You blinked frivolously, a bright blue and white light illuminating the room.  

You screamed as Phinks made his way on top of you, the smell of alcohol filling your airways.  “Phinks!”  He bit down on your shoulder hard enough to make you yelp out in pain.  You tried to push him off but instead he pressed his weight down onto you even more, pulling your hair up as his mouth began to explore the area from your collar bone to your neck.  “You’re hurting me!  Phinks sto--”

Phinks jerked your hair up for you to look at him.  “What? You want me to stop?  If you make me stop then I’m going to go fuck someone else.  Is that what you want, Y/N?”  He pulled his phone out from his pocket, shoving his Contacts screen into your face.  “I could always call one of them.  Maybe they want this cock more than you do, Y/N?  Is that what you want me to do?”

You shook your head, the thought of Phinks making love to anyone else was enough to make you sick.  “No, that’s not what--”

He began to rip your clothes off, a wicked grin on his face.  “So you don’t want me to stop?” He took his own clothes off before following back on top of you, the grip on your wrist hard enough to make you believe it would snap.

“I...don’t want you to stop.”  

Phinks threw you off of the bed, pulling you up by your hair again so that you were now kneeling.  

You gagged as he shoved his cock into your mouth, its size making it hard for you to breathe.  He began to fuck your mouth relentlessly, the whiplash from his hips thrusting into your face while he pulled your head back was making you see stars.  You lost control of your mouth as your lips unshielded your teeth from Phinks’ member.  There was a small hope in you that the feeling of your teeth would make Phinks stop, but if anything-- it made him go even faster.

Your vision began to go black.  The wet sounds slowly replaced by the sound of blood rushing to your head.  

A hard slap on your face brought you back to reality as Phinks repositioned you once again.  You were now on all fours.  You turned to look back at Phinks, but screamed when he wrapped a thick piece of black cloth around your eyes.  “Phinks-- what are--”

He spanked you hard enough to make your back arch.  “Shut the fuck up, Y/N.  I’m so sick of you complaining.  I thought you wanted this?”  

You bit your lip, not wanting to anger him further.  “Yes, I--”  

You moaned loudly as you felt Phinks’ tongue against your entrance.  He had been with you enough times to know exactly how to get you off.  You continued to moan, his tongue dancing between your clit and your opening.  

Phinks squeezed your bottom as he continued to eat you out ravenously.  “You’re so fucking wet, Y/N.  You like this, don’t you?”  He spanked you once again, leaving several marks on your backside.

You nodded your head, feeling you were about to reach your climax.  “Phinks, please fuck me!”

You screamed as he spanked you again.  “You really think you deserve anything?  If you want my dick that bad, you’re going to have to do something for me.”  He inserted a finger into you, making your craving for his dick even worse.

“Anything, I’ll do anything!”  

Phinks grinned as he slowly began to finger you, the quivering of your walls letting him know how badly you needed his cock.

“Your classmate Paul.  Do you wanna fuck him?”

The question almost threw you out of the mood completely until Phinks began to finger you faster.  

“What?!  No!  I only want your cock, Phinks!”

Phinks entered another finger into you, his breathing growing heavier.  “Then say it.  Tell me you’d never fuck Paul.  That he’s a worthless piece of shit."  

Your desperation for release made you ignore how ridiculous Phinks was being. You tried to steady your breathing as Phinks continued to finger you, trying to remember what he wanted you to say. “I--would never fuck Paul!  He’s worthless.  A worthless piece of shit!”

Phinks’ other hand made its way around your throat.  “Good girl.  Is there anything else you want to say?”

You shuddered as you felt the tip of Phinks’ cock at your entrance.  You knew all it would take was for him to shove it into you to put you over the edge.

You were so close.

“Stop making me say his name or even imagine how disgusting his cock would be.  I only want you Phinks!  Please, please fuck me already!”

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as your whole body buckled.  Phinks filled you completely, your jaw falling as a moan escaped from your mouth.  

Phinks continued to pound you, the swelling of his member signaling that he was close to finishing.

“Phinks...I...want your cum...”  You had already climaxed several times, and you could feel yourself starting to pass out.

Phinks leaned down to kiss your neck as his breathing grew heavy.  “Then I need you to do one more thing for me.”

You grinned, the tone of his voice making your temperature rise.  “Anything.”

He pulled himself out and stood so that he was now facing you.  

Phinks removed your blindfold with one hand as he continued to stroke his member with the other.

“Say hi to Paul.”

You gasped as the blindfold fell to the ground, your eyes meeting Paul’s in your laptop screen-- a horrified look on his face.

Before you could say a word, Phinks unloaded his cum-- the splashes of white landing in your mouth and around your eyes.

“Hi Paul.”

#phinks #phinksmagkav #phinksmagcub #hxh #phinkshc

#phinks #phinks magcub #phinks magkav #phinkshc #phinks x reader #hxh #phantom troupe #phantomtroupe #hunter x hunter

[dapastelrk]

1 with Feitan and Shalnark? 🥺🥺🥺

1-HOW ARE THEY IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP

Sorry if there are any gramaticals mistakes but now I'm to sleepy to correct them.And Feitan part is short again...

But for second time writing for him is pretty good from perspective z

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Characters:Feitan and Shalnark

Words count: 424

Warning: violence and toxicity

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Feitan

Most probably that he would be a toxic boyfriend.

He will never encourage you or tell you cute or beautiful things not because he can't its just because he don't want to show affection to anyone

There will always be arguments about everything you do wrong and he will always blame on you if there is happening something wrong or bad related to your relationship

He will be violent if you piss him off, he will not beat you, he will just try to scare you doing violent things like breaking a table or punching an wall when he is angry and screaming at you

Sometimes he forgets about your dates and will go out with Phinks or Shalnark or with both of them and he will ignore you if you complain about it, he just don't give a f*ck

He will insult you and everything you do(I know that he will tell it and when your relationship with him is not toxic but this is something else), telling you that you will not do anything good in your life and he really means it

Shalnark

You will probably don't know that your relationship with him is toxic as how much he manipulate you

He is the manipulative type, you will not know when he manipulate you or how he does that

Very possessive and you will rarely get out with your friends or family, he wants you just for him and nobody else

He will be still be sweet with you and treat you like royalty but he doesn't give you the freedom you need

He will always verify your phone, and almost all the time without your knowledge, he always know your password of your phone and of all your social media accounts

He will always know where you are and with who you are because he stalk you and you will never have privacy, not even in bath because he has cameras in all his home and your

Sometimes(almost all the time) he came with your when you hang out with your friends and your friends will like him a lot and would always ask you to come with him out

If he see someone that flirt with you, would kill them after awhile and will always blame you because he thinks it's your fault because someone flirt with you and he will even tell you to cover yourself if he thinks your skin is exposed to much (you would get a punishment if you don't want to cover yourself)

#chrollo #shalnark #chrollo headcanons #anime #hisoka #hunter x hunter #hunter x hunter headcanon #hxh 2011 #hxh headcanons #hisoka headcanons #shalnark hcs #shalnark ryusei #shalnark headcanons #shalnark x reader #feitan #feitan headcanons #feitan hcs #feitan portor #anime headcanons #anime scenery #trouble trio #adult trio #kite hxh #phantom troupe #illumi hxh #illumi headcanons #kurapika headcanon #kurapika #leorio

[anotherworldash]

My Fave NL HxH Ships

This post is dedicated to my NL/Het HxH Ships. I think NL Ships deserves more love as I have received and seen many replies/posts bashing on het ships(not only from HxH but other series as well), claiming shipping X is homophobic, toxic and such. Maybe those posts are just joke, but I don’t think it’s nice to shame others for having different taste. In the end, fiction is just fiction.

I myself is an avid BL/GL shippers and made many arts of them, but I love my NL ships just as much. Let’s check my list and see if you ship them as well even in different interpretations!

1. Kurapika x Neon

Best hateslash. Kurapika changed his original upon seeing Neon and ended taking care of her family. He could’ve left and find better employer, but he didn’t. HE CHOSE EXTRA WORK INSTEAD. Imagine the potential of Kuraneon dehumanizing each other as objects of lust and taking care of each other in the same time. Also, the chance of Kurapika isolating Neon cause he was so paranoid after Chrollo stole her power. That is just so toxic, so good.

Truely gruesome couple, made for each other.

2. Chrollo x Neon

Also best hateslash. Imagine sleeping with the person who manipulated and ruined your life because he wanted to OWN you! He wanted to tell the world that you belong to him and a part of you is forever with him. And you love him very much cause no other person can play you like a piano and worship you like this. Well I wouldn’t wish such relationship on myself. But this ship really tickles my sexual sadism brrrrRR I wanna do this to Neon ...sorry babygirl.

[Here is Pitou x Kai, but I ship them as BL so let’s skip it]

3. Gon x Kite

Gon promised to protect Kite and that’s the most romantic thing Gon ever said to a girl(???). Not to mention Kite literally made Gon and Gon-san. Kite is the first person we see with Gon. He taught him important lessons, inspired him to be a hunter and Gon’s anger for Kite forced Gon to release his full potential as Gon-san. That’s how important Kite is in Gon’s life. Anyway... did I just type he...? Welp I ship Gon x Kite as BL too but he’s a girl now.

4. Killua x Machi

When Killua hit Machi, I immediatelly shipped them.... no other explanation just me and my..taste.

5.  Hisoka x Machi

Honestly I’ve always supported them but they’re not really my top favorite until... Hisoka killed all Machi’s friends.... Finally, things are starting to get interesting. Go ruin your girl’s life and make her chase you, that’s the trick!

6. Killua x Canary

They are just so cute. He looked like he wanted to impress her in 2011 anime adaption by showing off his skill.

7. Basho x Melody

Honestly they act like Kurapika’s parents. They are always together and keep in touch with each other even after leaving Nostrade family employment. Also, Basho acts like Neon is the daughter-in-law he kind of question.

8. Komugi x Mereum

They just want to spend time with each other till the end of their lives :(

9. Hanzo x Menchi

Did anyone remember 1999 scenes where they bickered and Menchi dressed up then Hanzo took a picture or something??? I hope they meet again as Hanzo is getting more screentime now!

10. Shizuku x Phinks

Shizuku ruined her clothes when fighting ants in Meteor City.... and Phinks gave her his clothes!! OMG THE CHIVALRY.

#kurapika x neon #chrollo x neon #gon x kite #killua x machi #hisoka x machi #killua x canary #basho x melody #komugi x mereum #hanzo x menchi #shizuku x phinks #get to know me: HxH version