#ty for coming to my ted talk uwu

[ink--theory]

painfully remembering why I don't like playing quads in open with friends 🚶🏻‍♀️

#facing the same team over and over again stinks lol #esp if it's like one-sided on either team? ugh #kept facing the same team multiple times in a row who were like top level competitive ppl who be on this game 24/7 just now #I normally try to be the positive one in my group while playing but that shit be kinda demoralizing ngl #and makes me not wanna touch this game as much other than to play salmon or solos #and it's not like the other teams fault either like tf they gonna do? NOT play the game? they ain't got no where else to go BUT open lol #ok mini rant over..I just needed to get that outta my system lmao #ty for coming to my ted talk uwu #may delete later

[minpokii]

has this been done yet

#owari no seraph #urd geales #seraph of the end #ons #credits to aphromanoh #i love this man sm u have no idea pkbo0h #uwu💕💕💕💦 #ty for coming to my ted talk

[charrfie]

Is there really anything better than getting across an important message with shitposts

#idk if anyones even gonna see this but #do not. try to argue with me about this #i will break your kneecaps this is a promise #victor and creature are both VERY good and they BOTH made mistakes #dont talk to me im baby rn #i love them both with all my heart ty for coming to my ted talk #i wont shut up about this until i stop seeing posts that go like uwuwuwuwu but who was the REAL monster in frankenstein uwu #victor frankenstein #frankensteins creature #laika originals

[emoxcatboy]

i hage when people draw nagito feminine i hate it i hate i hate it hes not an uwu soft boy he tried to kill everYONE

#hes a sexy king not an uwu soft boy ty for coming to my ted talk #dont misread this as hate hes so perfect i love him

[literaphobe]

In your opinion would it be a cop out if they did a joke where Jake was asked if he’s straight and he says something to the extend of “I’m straight. well actually, kinda maybe straight. Sexuality is a spectrum/I don’t label it” or something like that? So like he wouldn’t be canonically straight but he wouldn’t say he’s bi either. Either bc Jake genuinely doesn’t know if he likes the label bi or if they want him to be not straight but not explicitly bi either for some reason (like Eleanor in tgp)

it just. feels unrealistic to me given current canon and jake’s character? like it’s very valid to not like labels!! but when rosa came out jake mentioned ‘straight-splaining how to come out’ to her, meaning at that point in time, jake still thinks that he is straight. ergo, jake coming out would either a) have to explain how and when he figured it out (or it could not, b99 doesn’t have perfect continuity and they might choose to ignore the s5 scene) or b) involve jake REALIZING that he is bi, which is a completely different story from rosa altogether, bc she and holt have both realized that they were lgbt LONG before coming out, and showing the validity of realizing one’s bisexuality, decades into their life, would be a very good form of representation that b99 has yet to explore! 

two. i just really don’t see jake disliking the bi label? this is mainly because rosa herself is out and labels herself as bisexual explicitly. not to bring adhd into this, but people like jake are very predisposed to emulating people they look up to? basically, jake is a big copycat and rosa is one of the people he thinks is Cool. and because he wants to be Cool too, he’s prone to adopting her attitudes and style. the biggest evidence of this is the leather jacket he wears virtually all the time, that she also wears virtually all the time. so! him realizing he’s a mlm is p much a fantastic excuse for him to Copy Rosa Even More. and therefore i doubt he’d be v uncomfortable w identifying as bi. in fact he’d warm up to the label and feel strongly towards using it for himself even faster! 

#ask #i hope that answers your question anon! #ty for coming to my bi adhd ted talk #led by miss bi adhd herself #anyway #eleanor is not 'explicitly straight or bi' bc mike schur is a queerbaiting homophobe uwu #that is all! #love u anon see u soon <3 #Anonymous

[gatecoeur]

polearms are the sexiest weapons and no i will not be accepting any criticism on this take.

ty for coming to my ted talk uwu

#;pasdepoutine #;crack #(( this is the decision i've made for myself today huh ))

[scary-lasagna]

Do you have any slender brothers hcs? I absolutely LOVE your blog 💖💖✨

omg i have so many it can probably be a series?? I have years of this pent up LmAO-Ty for coming to my ted talk.

General

Slender is the oldest, followed by Offender, Trender and then Splendor.

Their Mother, who is dubbed Mother, wasn't around a lot because she was always busy with work and her proxies.

Her proxies didn't know wtf to do most of the time.

Once they thought they had one under control, two others were trying to sacrifice the youngest (Splendor).

Their skin is so s m o o t h?

Like of like leather texture but s m o o t h and c l e a r

And it kind of sparkles sometimes, especially Slender's.

Mother usually stops by to check in on her boys at the Manor. She tends to the proxies very well like her own grandchildren.

All of them have different fathers because they either fucking die or ghost her.

Slender

Slender had to half raise most of his brothers.

This is why he's so well will the folks at the manor in discipline.

He's the most respectful out of the bunch and tries his best not to offend anyone.

Splendor is his favorite brother but shh don't tell anyone.

When he's down, Splendor always tends to find him and cheer him up no matter the situation.

Slender has always had beef with Jeff, maybe it's because Jeff tried to kill him when offering to take him in.

And then when Slender left him there in the forest, he came crawling to the manor.

He has favoritism towards the proxies, and they tend to get away with things a lot more than they should.

After handing over their will to Slender, Masky and Hoodie made excellent proxies in his opinion. But Toby was the easiest to manipulate.

He gets his power and energy from the souls either he reaps himself, or that the proxies or folks in the manor kill. The souls kind of stick around for a few hours their murderer kills them, so he set up a curfew for killing sprees.

That's kind of their rent.

Offender

Bad boi(tm) in his teenage years,

One of the reasons he got all of the *cough* experience he has.

He snuck out of the house constantly when he was a kid.

And sometimes Trender or Splendor tagged along.

He got into alot of trouble when he was both a kid a teenager, and he started shaping up when he reached his adult years because he saw how Trender was starting to take after him.

He goes to bars, usually, to lure in someone lucky for the night.

He gets most of his power and energy from pleasuring people.

Due to that, he's never assaulted anyone.

Has the longest tongue out of all the brothers, don't ask how they know that.

He's non-committal, and get's anxious when he stays with one s/o for too long because he knows he's going to outlive them one day. But, if he does find a way to either turn himself human, or turn them immortal, he'd change his life for them.

Trender

He likes his human form better than his original when he goes out.

It means more hairstyle options, make-up and all of that fun stuff.

His room is chaotically organized. If you move something in the mess, he will know.

His room consists of mannequins, small scraps of cloth he refuses to throw away, various loose (DANGerOUs!!) sewing needles, and just random things he find in thrift stores.

He goes thrift shopping to challenge himself to make it into some good and new, and then completely forgets about it/is too lazy to do it.

Kind of whiney like Offender. Also extremely lazy. He just wants to sit in his room all day and watch Netflix or youtube and draw or sew.

There are days where he gets inspiration and actually makes something from scratch, which usually turns out amazing.

Then he gets some dumbass idea like high heeled crocs.

He has an emo/goth phase when it was cool and the rest of his brothers despised him during that era.

He still cringes about it to this day. And Offender does well in reminding him.

He's so good at makeup and just art in general. He once spent a few hours on Jane and she was able to walk around without her mask. You couldn't even tell that Jeff had touched her. She cried (both happy and sad) for a good three days after that.

Splendor

Babey boi(tm)

Splendor is half-human, causing Slender not to like him when he first arrived. But he grew on him, much like all small children.

He has freckles!!

His eyes!! Are!! The!! Prettiest!!!!!!!!

They're pitch black but they have glitter/star-like sparkles in them. And they twinkle!!

Ironically, Splendor is the strongest (and scariest) out of all 4 of them when prompted. He's just too happy all of the time to let his anger get the best of him.

He carries glitter in his pockets. Not just because of "uwu" glitter, but he's kind of influenced by Offenders little shit personality and throws it at people to piss them off.

When he was 6, Slender was getting his first job and colored his tie rainbow polka dot. Slender was this ll close to chucking him out the window.

He doesn't know what he's doing most of the time, but he's just happy to be there.

His arms start off white at the shoulder and fade into black just above his elbow.

He has claws!! They're usually painted by Trender or Sally.

#slender brother #splendor #splendor x reader #slender x reader #slender #proxies #childhood #trender #ender brother #creepypasta #creepypasta imagines #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagine #creepypasta blog

[bobajenga]

#a collection of cute things uwu #n #funky socks are my fave thing ever ty for coming to my ted talk??

[misplacedsarcasm]

I have nowhere else to talk about this but I'm dating someone who's super submissive for me and he asks if he can masturbate and I'm just like uwu baby boy you aren't allowed until you make me believe you're really thinking of me while you're doing it and thank me when you're done for the inspiration

I am the sun, the moon and all the stars for this man

It is the BEST feeling and I wanna make him happy but also desperately horny at all times

Thank you for coming to my exceedingly horny ted talk because I'm just 🥰 over this 6'1" piece of gorgeous who worships the ground I walk on ty

[ukulelewrap]

IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT

@draw-at-dawn is baby and very cool u should all go follow her

Ty you for coming to my Ted talk uwu

[sockmonstergotstyle]

So apparently it’s World Autism Awareness Day so I’m making a thread of male characters that I (a person with aspergers) headcanon as autistic

Richard Gansey III

Honestly when I first read trb I was so certain of this I thought he’d be confirmed as on the spectrum by the end of the book

his obsession with Glendower and the leylines has big ‘special interest’ energy like he gets SO passionate oml

not realising that what he says is insulting/patronising, being very upset when something he says comes across different to how he meant it

all the ‘two faces of Gansey’ = masking??

Mint leaves. Don’t ask how. Just is

Thomas Cresswell

I’ve only the read first book but I just know

This one is entirely based on the way he doesn’t realise he’s being offensive. There were so many scenes where he’s genuinely upset bc he didn’t mean to be insulting, a lot like Gansey

Also he’s really blunt

Christopher Lightwood

Do I even have to explain

Again, terrible social skills, doesn’t read the room ever

Wants to comfort people, not great at it but he tries (scene in eet)

Science = special interest

He’s always a little disconnected from discussions/groups

David Kostyk

Again do I need to explain

Science or whatever he does = special interest. Man does nothing else

Doesn’t look people in the eye much

No fucks about trying to hold a conversation correctly

The way he expresses emotion towards genya (the compliment list 😭❤️)

Yeah that’s it I think. Most of these were mentioned by others too. I was gonna include Alec Lightwood but I don’t wanna be bullied. Quick note for the people who tend to try to prove me wrong: 1) why do u need me to be wrong, check your ableism and 2) it’s Autism Spectrum Disorder, just bc you know someone on the spectrum who behaves differently to one of the characters listed doesn’t mean they can’t both be autistic, hence ‘spectrum’

I do think it’s kinda sad that there’s so few autistic characters in fantasy that I have to make a point of headcanoning other characters. For instance, none of these characters have sensory issues bc they’re not canonicallly on the spectrum and only have certain traits bc they fit the authors vision of a quirky socially inept nerdy boy. Other than Ty Blackthorn I can’t name any canonically autistic fantasy characters. So if anyone has any good fantasy recs with autistic rep or by and autistic author please tell meeee

Also I could talk about the way authors tend to accidentally make characters autistically coded in an attempt to make them ~quirky uwu~ all the time and it’s really annoying but that’s a different topic

Anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk

#i think thats everything #ive typed ‘autistic’ so much it no longer looks like a word #also tje fact i even have to add a ‘heres some stuff u should know before arguing with me’ is sad lmao #i should add that this is just my thoughts and im not an expert on the subject #i can only speak from my own experiences #world autism awareness day #world autism day #world autism acceptance day #i wont tag the fandoms or characters bc i dont want to be attacked akxjsks

[leftiesarehotter]

Pirates???

Not entirely sure I’ve earned my sealegs. It’s a good au but it doesn’t call to me.

My go-to ships for it would be our rarepairs. Dabihawks has quite a lot of pirate content, so it would be fair to give others a chance. Idk why but my brain keeps telling me spinaraki is just Captain Hook and Tick Tock but if like they loved each other and maybe less hand-eating. Or more hand-eating. Shiggy has a lot of hands.

Fuyrumi just needs more content in general. We need lady pirates. We need Rumi boarding Fuyumi’s ship to steal the most important treasure of all: her heart. She keeps threatening to have her hanged at the gallows but to Rumi that’s just her picking the location of their next date. Ty for coming to my TED talk.

Thank for the ask uwu

#my asks #fuyrumi #spinaraki

[wcamino-confessions]

hey! i wanna clear / talk about some shit. this is peaxchmochi/baby blue. yes, baby blue has been banned and peaxchmochi hasn’t i think ( ion know i don’t use that account ), but basically my birthday is coming up in like a month and a half so i will most likely request to be unbanned, because i do enjoy the app and the people. no, i was not bam evading using an alt account ( baby blue ) i was simply using another account for the name so i wouldn’t get treated differently or shitted on. i am not on WA anymore as it takes up too much of my time, and stresses me out. i’m busy with irl stuff and that’s more important, though i miss QC a shit ton. i will hopefully reaudition if i get the chance in october or after that. if i do come back, PLEASE don’t treat me any different because i’m young ( 13 ) and if you say stuff about me ( negative ) then good fucking job for shitting on a CHILD. it’s extremely hurtful and my self esteem gets hurt even more, just like anyone who is talked about on here or on any other site. the only thing i’m mad about is that the leader who banned me, Willow, didn’t ask for my birthday like they were supposed to.

ty for listening to my TED talk, uwu

#submission

[dianatrevoir]

omfg. yo i cried like a little BITCH FOR THE PASS 2 HOURS. IM—. and it was so dumb all bc i missed my bf now EVEN THO THE WHOLE SUMMER WAS AWAY FROM HIM AND IM CRYING NOW LIKE DAFAQ?????? i’m back at school and like i only live a mile from him and i become a pUSSY NOW???? i guess i had a lot of bottled up emotions,,,,,,,,, LIKE WHOMST??? anyway we were just ft timing and i just started to sob,,,,, LIKE UGLY CRY, and he just came over to comfort me at 2:30 in the morning. i love him so much uWU. this mf is so caring and like just there for you when you’re down and i’m just so lucky. i’m crying rn now again. like fuck. it was the first time i cried like that. just snotty, big tear, hyperventilating mess and he comforted me and just held me and i’m— IM JUST LUCKY AND IDKMAN. i just love him so much gahhhhh. anywayyyyy ty for coming to my ted talk.

#grace babbles #im soft #im so so happy #and sorry #yall probably dont care #but whatever #i just need to universe to know ig #lol #i guess ill tag it love #love #relationship

[7kyh]

🌺 uwu (ily tina!)

hehe hello cherry!! ❤️✨ you’re literally so funny and whenever you post smth i go, wow there she go… being a comedian and all i wish i was on the same level as her. you’re super sweet and lovely, your love for youngjae is super pure and I admire your sincerity 🤧 your presence on here is very welcoming and warm, I really do enjoy seeing you on here and being mutuals with you for awhile now omg!! ilysm, please never stop being cute. ty for coming to my ted talk, i hope you have a lovely night!!! 🙇🏻‍♀️💖💖💖

#send me a 🌺 and i’ll compliment you #yougjae #💌

[brattybookclub]

you can have an explanation for the sam dalton analysis as a treat uwu. sam dalton literally will not stand up to anyone ever, they are not intimidating outside their role as CEO, therefore they are not tall. they are a CEO and single parent, being a CEO keeps them from spending time with their sons... and you expect me to believe they work out or get any sunshine ever??? ty for coming to my ted talk

I FUCKING FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS idk I kinda enjoy the thought of sam being tall but a pushover, a >< (imagine those are fingers) uwu kinda character