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idol venti x reader brainrot

long spam. (not edited)

so as usual i was talking to the lovely @blooming-cecilia aka miss tala slash tulip about idol venti and first and foremost, i’d like to share this:

LIKE??? if you’re updated with luna’s idol venti istg he would definitely do something like this HAHAH it’s so cute

for the other 4NEMO/5WIRL members: extremely long noodle

for windblume: heart–shaped pastas, heart–shaped everything (venti cooking for his beloved will always be full of so much love.)

like guys, come on. you’ve seen his specialty—his buoyant breeze. it’s the sweetest thing ever, right? 💖

anyway, since we were in such an idol venti mood yesterday (courtesy of miss luna as always) here are other ideas we’ve screamed about:

since your boyfriend is literally an idol, it’s not at all surprising that your alarm or ringtone is definitely one of his songs (his solos).

addition by the great miss tala: considering that you both can’t really spend time with one another that much—because of his packed schedule and maybe yours, too—whenever you have the chance to see each other, venti will definitely steal your phone for a moment so he can record himself. so he can record his voice.

yeaaah, venti found out about the ringtone thing so he wants to change it. basically when you wake up now, you’ll instead hear his soft giggling, sweet murmuring and whispers of good morning, i love you. wake up, my windblume—don’t forget to eat breakfast, and most importantly, don’t ever forget that i love you, always and forever.

cue windblume just smiling like an idiot (with blush on their cheeks) as they prepare their breakfast. you have venti texting you good morning and i love you everyday and now he’s your fricking alarm. you’re obsessed. and he’s obsessed.

venti wants to be the first person you’ll hear, smh.

btw, whenever venti’s feeling a little lonely, he would look at his photos and watch his recorded videos of you. you’re not the only one yearning for him.

also, what if in this au, you’re not really that keen on taking pictures but you just can’t help yourself but capture stolen pictures of your ethereal boyfriend.

he’s so beautiful, and your photo album is filled with his pictures—it’s either he’s dancing excitedly backstage, singing inside a recording studio, him asleep while your finger’s pressed to his cheek, or even a funny picture of him sneezing. (“windblume, delete that!!”)

imagine if you almost want to run a dailyventi instagram account. LOL

actually, scratch that. your priv ig feed (reserved for you and your closest friends) is filled with venti’s pictures

venti’s feed may contain some promotional posts about his idol life or sponsorships, or just him doing his hobbies or him going on traveling—but you know better. you’re all behind those pictures. you are his amazing photographer.

venti also may act like a baby because he wants you to be included! he wants to show you to the world, that you’re his significant other, his lover, but you know that you both can’t do that. idol contracts pain

back to the dailyventi stan account, miss tala suggests that what if you really go through with that acct, and accidentally, you become a stan acct (LOL.) yeah, it’s not your intention—but you are a venti stan, right? you’re his number #1 fan after all!

and this anonymous account is just filled with venti’s pictures and there’s just no info about the owner of that account. your captions only consists of emojis, or even vague stuff, like “aah he’s so cute today” (when is he not), “venti’s in top form today” then [insert a clip of him here] or even a “silly venti”

and your captions are sometimes really vague or revealing

exhibit A:

“💨 🌙”

and it’s a picture of him smiling at the camera. if one sees the photo, they’ll interpret that venti’s cupping his cheek on someone’s face.

what do the emojis mean, the fans wonder.

exhibit B:

“he hates cheese”

and it’s a picture of him pouting at the 2 boxes of pizza on the dining table

fans or the general public may think that the owner of the account may be delusional or a stalker LMAO – but what if the label or agency approves your relationship, to the point that they even support it? you’re both free to do whatever you want, but you two don’t want to announce it on the world because of the toxicity of the fans? and also because you’d like some privacy together?

all in all, the owner of the acct is protected from allegations because there’s just no verified information about it. people have speculated that you may be venti’s lover but then again — there’s no evidence to confirm this theory; even if the diehard fans go investigator mode, there’s nothing they can find because it’s just all venti, venti, venti and the 5wirl members.

in line with this, just imagine that most of the fans just accepted that this is merely a marking strategy

cue venti’s interview when asked abt the account and he’s like — “ehe!” or “oh i’ve seen that acc!! they have a lot of nice hq pics i have to say, whoever runs the acc has some serious skills~”

and also the 5WIRL members covering up for him pls

another tala suggestion: what if venti continues on with the teasing and is like, “ok ill admit it. the photographer is...............my dear xiao” [cue dramatic fainting in xiao's arms like he’s swooning—it’s just for the fanservice and shippers]

unfortunately xiao is not on board with this, not at all, and he’s about to throttle venti because this little shit really has no bounds — but he has to follow his lead since after all, they have to conceal the photographer’s identity! (and it’s just for fun. right? YEAAAAH, xiao will bonk venti on the head later for this.)

these distractions are successful and the so–called shippers can thrive, but some of the people know better. this is just another play at hand, so who really is the photographer? the owner of the account?

also just imagine if xiao also has a secret lover too… 👁

xiao is a private person, reserved, and like the anon account, even the paparazzi can’t even lay a hand on him.

another miss tala suggestion: what if you and xiao’s lover are besties and you both bond while watching their interviews

sometimes you both are little shits as well because if venti and xiao do fanservice things on screen, you both will give them the silent treatment just for fun

(it’s not recommended) cuz venti will be all whiny all day and don’t even get me started on xiao. WHY WILL YOU DO THAT TO HIM??? HE’LL BE SO HURT

also imagine the 5WIRL gc. it’s evident that venti will be the ultimate spammer so he would be like:

“I MISS MY WINDBLUME CAN I SKIP PRACTICE TODAY 🥺🥺”

“hey kazuha can you check windblume for me 🥺🥺”

“xiao do you think my windblume still loves me even though we haven’t seen each other for a day”

“venti istg”

“AETHER HOLD MEEEEEE I’M SOOOOO HEARTBROKEN”

“why? what’s wrong?”

“I’M SO DEPRIVED OF MY WINDBLUME”

+ (and because of the heizou hangout event what if-)

“heizou ☺️☺️ can you please not flirt with my windblume ☺️☺️”

“and yes i’ve noticed ☺️☺️ you try to be subtle but i can see it a mile away.”

“do that again and i’ll change our netflix password so you won’t be able to watch the new season of the blacklist ☺️☺️”

yeah venti doesn’t pay their netflix subscription (we have miss jean for that!!!) but i bet my chocolates that he has the capability to do that

also since miss tala and i love the chaotic besties venti and xiao agenda, we have more hcs about those two in this idol au

in luna’s venti cinematic universe, venti and xiao were former roommates. miss tala hcs that xiao immediately reserved the farthest room away from venti after hearing the news that they can have their own rooms now (since he doesn’t want to be next to venti’s room anymore because my damn boy noisy af LOL)

but despite that, venti still manages to annoy him and the other members. archons help them

also what if what if, in the same cinematic universe, xiao knows about venti’s secret relationship? 👀

like pre-room separation, xiao can hear their late night calls and he’s just. so done with it

venti’s just all sweet and flowery words to his windblume like the romantic he is and xiao is just

“VENTI IT’S FUCKING 3 AM STOP MAKING KISSY NOISES THAT’S SO GROSS”

“MIND YOUR BUSINESS ALATUS”

“NO SHUT UP IF I HEAR ‘I LOVE YOU THE MOSTEST TIMES ONE BILLION’ I WILL END YOU”

and venti knows that he can trust xiao with his life. even aether seems to think so. he’s just a generally nice guy (and even op will reveal her secrets to him ngl cuz he probably wouldn’t care)

he’s irritated by venti, yes, but he knows that he’s not cruel or anything, so he’ll let him off the hook. even if he wants to flick him in the forehead hard for being such a bastard sometimes.

and xiao is such a softie he will absolutely not allow windblume to be separated from BARBATOS

another addition by the amazing miss tala as always: “he thinks hed rather stay up hearing him make kissy noises than hearing him [venti] sobbing himself to sleep”

YEAHHHH GOING TO THE ANGST FEST. no one can ever escape the angst

yeah, venti can get real lonely, we know that. :((

he just really misses his windblume

though venti tries to hide this, xiao notices and even attempts to make him feel better. like offering him some of those apple–flavored candies that he loves so much, or if he’s feeling generous, dandelion wine (though this is not often because a drunk venti will get more 10x annoying.)

or maybe even sometimes, xiao texts windblume to ask them about venti’s situation; to ask how to comfort him

he may do this discreetly because xiao can’t handle it if venti all goes puppy–eyed and is just THANK YOU XIAOOOO once venti realizes what he’s doing

xiao wants to avoid getting thanked genuinely because he still doesn’t know how to respond to them properly (cute little bean)

xiao probably got windblume’s number when venti fell asleep while talking to them on the phone

xiao knew it was windblume he was talking to because who would venti call around late nights and the contact name is just windblume with a lot of heart emojis

"u know how to keep a secret, unlike venti so...."

"yes, i understand, i won't mention you contacting me."

"....thanks. and if you need help..."

"yes i promise to contact you if i need help. thanks again, xiao. for this, and for looking out for venti for me. i'm glad you're his roomie."

"...yeah. (end call)”

(written by miss tala btw, and it’s super duper sweet!)

xiao remembering venti tearfully (yet reluctantly) confessing that he really misses his windblume. but now, he’s all grins—dazed, enamored, happy while talking to his beloved on his phone.

so windblume really means a lot to him.

also, regarding windblume’s contact saved on venti’s phone, imagine xiao just scolding venti when windblume calls just as practice ended and his phone was near someone else: “can u make it any more obvious!!! why are you so bad at keeping secrets... unlike them”

venti: HEY!!! arent u supposed to be on my side instead of theirs!!! we're roomies >:(((

xiao: they're my friend. you're just a roomie.

venti: dramatically falls onto his knees in the corner of the practice room. nobody turns to look, used to his antics

also i WAS inspired by a venti and xiao fanart where they’re both wearing dark caps and dark masks to hide their real identities ofc, and i thought: venti would definitely tell xiao to join him to go outside just so they can “see what windblume’s up to” though xiao straight up tells him that this is weird and it’s stalking.

cue venti yelling at him “BUT I’M THEIR BOYFRIEND WTF???” and it’s just so hilarious because they need to be damn careful and be less inconspicuous but venti’s just

“don’t fucking put your mask down—“

“BUT I WANT TO DRINK—“

“they know what your fucking lips and nose look like, venti.”

“don’t remove your cap—“

“it’s hot—“

“i will shave your head off.”

“YOU WOULDN’T.”

“xiao should i buy them some flowers? what do you think?”

“gross.”

“BWUH- how rude! i didn’t respond to you like this when you were asking love letter advice from me?? remember valentine’s day??? REMEMBER [INSERT XIAO’S S/O HERE]???”

“what if you shut up now”

after that, imagine once they finally find windblume (in their usual place or it’s just outside their workplace) venti and xiao are surprised that they’re kinda swarmed by some men. it doesn’t matter if they’re your friends or they’re merely your colleagues, but venti thinks that they’re a little too close for his liking and his bubbly mood just melts.

“ahhh, my windblume is right there!! my sweet, sweet windblume… xiao, hold me. i think i won’t be able to resist engulfing them in my arms and kissing them—“

“ok.”

“OUCH! BE GENTLE! DO YOU HOLD YOUR LOVER LIKE THIS?”

“you’re not them, so no.”

“fair. also. wait? who are those men?”

“…”

“xiao, hold me. hold me.”

“i am holding y— what th— VENTI—“

yeaaaah, xiao really has to hold venti down if they don’t wanna expose themselves in the process. and also, calm his jealous friend. him being jealous is funny but it’s such a hassle.

windblume’s phone

a notif from xiao

your boyfriend is sulking. how do i make him stop. he won’t stop glaring at my bird plushies, and he loves my bird plushies. please call him.

xiao’s phone

a notif from [name] [surname]

wait, what happened??

windblume’s phone

a notif from xiao

just call him.

and thus, the calling session (the ones with kissy noises and lots of cheesy i love yous) with venti begins once more.

we also talked abt more idol venti angst but i don’t wanna share that anymore cuz i want to be happy

#venti x reader #YEAAAAH IDOL VENTI MY LOVE #i just drank my venti caramel macchiato and my head is spinning #yeah i went to starbucks so i shamelessly ordered venti #uh-huh #anyway #MY HEAD HURTS #BUT #here is some venti crumbs for the venti stans out there #thank u so much to miss tala for feeding me in our dms #this is my compensation after my absence LOL #yeaaaah i love luna’s idol venti universe #tomato.thoughts