#until one of our vacations

[zuble]

every time i think i should end my friendship with my irl friend group they come back and treat me like a loving family again. then i get left in the cold again. it’s been an endless cycle for years. i can handle waiting a few weeks for a message like “omggg im so sorry i didn’t see this!!!! i still love you and we should totally hang out!!!!” but when it happens almost every single time? i can’t keep dealing with this.

“you’re one of the most important people in my life!!!!” i’m sure we both believe that but it’s been a week since i asked if we can make plans and you’ve been responding to everyone else besides me. am i the asshole here? they’re all like this and i know they’re busy with work so maybe i am the asshole

#even when i was dating one of them. she’d go days without saying anything to me #then come back like ‘sorry i was on vacation in another state!!’ ok i had no idea you were going anywhere?? #like obv you don’t need to tell me everything but you’re my girlfriend ????? #our relationship ended and we’re all still friends. but it’s still like that over and over again #they’ll do things together and not tell me until much later

[foldingfittedsheets]

I know there’s no real correlation in cats between personality characteristics and coat but that said I’ve never met a tortie who wasn’t a massive slut for the merest crumb of affection.

#ramblies #cat #tortoiseshell #tortie #cats #my roommate had one called moose who would cry and wail unless someone was touching her #and in our vacation rental once there was a tortie who would sit by the door whining until she could come in and lay on you #my personal stereotype is that they’re the neediest babies

[reaperkaneki]

did some wiki/goog searches out of curiosity and finally figured out what dialect of chinese my family speaks (yeah i know, the feeling of growing up thinking that certain words are khmer only to realize as a teen/adult that uh. yeah no thats chinese :/)

#in retrospect this should have been super easy thing to figure out but like. #i didnt realize until JUST NOW. because when i went on vacation with my cousins one of them #called our aunt ‘kgou’. but i’ve always called her ‘e’. #…..because chinese delineates ‘aunt on my father’s side’ from ‘aunt on my mother’s side’ #and she’s related to us through her dad. i guess. meanwhile our aunt is my mom’s elder sister. wild #…….normally you would just call an aunt ‘ming/bu’ depending…. but we’re fucking chinese i guess. #i do not have this problem with my fathers side. those bitches are full blooded

[theskeletoninthegarden]

Why am I not writing smut for a living

#its just me and one other guy in our business until 12 #he's unable to take a break for 4 and a half hours #and we have the church crowd to consider #it's still better then food #at least i have lunch and breaks #even if i have to put mine off for a bit today #its nothing compared to my boss #and all because one called in and another is on vacation #idk when the asm works any more because although we have one now #we haven't had one working at the store in maybe six months #personal

[iero]

So hard to look up interview questions for my interview this afternoon when I don’t even know what department I’ll be working in. There was no salary listed and the description even stated that it was a ‘No experience required’ type of job... Like, ???

#personal #Good morning. I'm sorry I keep talking about this but I'm so fucking NERVOUS. #It's so fucking funny too. When I worked as a store manager at my technical first place of employment I used to be the one that DID them. #And now that I'm sitting in the other seat...? Yeah. #I'm just supposing it's gonna be like basic interview questions then...? #Part of me is sort of hoping that they're the 'We're desperate for people.' employers so I get asked very few questions and then it's over. #Literally gonna be the longest hour of my life LMAO. #But it's also like... #If I get the job and it PAYS well sure I'll take it. #But if I don't... I'm gonna hold off on looking for other jobs until closer to my Sept. vacation so better chance of getting the time off. #I'm sure I can hold out at my current place for a couple more months. #Even though we had FOUR people in our department put in their two weeks notice this week because my boss keeps getting worse. #And them and their boss are currently on vacation until Monday AGAIN for the second time this month. #Funny how that works right? They can take unlimited vacations but how dare their employees want time off?

[bardapologist]

tomorrow i am reunited with the love of my life…… my little dude………..

#one more week until we return to our little apartment #being on vacation is so terrible

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#hhhh my body is tired. i couldnt sleep and then my day was upside down and i spent 4hrs transfering algae #i still have 1 work day until i go home. which is to say i will do 2 days of computer work and 1 day of manual labor in the field before i #go home. bc i have to get these fucking manuscripts done #but i guess it was an ok day. it wasnt yesterday where i left the lab by 12 for fear of bursting into tears. sometimes i just cant stand to #work sitting down. its really annoying #but i did have to say goodbye to our visiting phd student today bc she goes back to spain in the new year #which is sad bc shes really cool but she liked to do snail mail so im excited to be pen pals with her #bc ive never done the snail mail thing. shes like 5 to 10 years older than me? like old enough to have fully formed memories of the 90s #hhhh i still have to order Christmas presents. i just. i wish i could stop the present exchange. no body buy me anything so i dont have to #buy u anything. im so tired. #and i still have to make Christmas presents for my parents and sisters. with what time? #ill have to burn away my vacation time for that. hhhh i shoulf just sleep now #but i wont. ill pack bc i might as well while im being unproductive and i wont make time for it later so ya kno #i just wanna be home not doing anything but also i have many things to do and lots of things to prepare before i can do school visits #assuming i get more than one. and oh fuck thats right i still have that last application. tomorrow morning thsts what ill do. god dammit #the 4 hrs of algae transfering was my break and me being unfocused now #just 3 more days and 2 full day of traveling then i can whine at my parents abt how sad i am lol nah ill do that thing where u go #haha yea im in a lot of pain lmao so no one fully takes u seriously even tho ur saying something fucked up #that my mo bc i cant take my pain seriously. part of my brain detaches itself and thinks its all v funny #bleh. brain is goo #unrelated

[boyfeminism]

if i am the only one in the house with covid then like sure thats great and lovely and im glad but also like. my heart is just breaking bc my gf is downstairs and if im positive i dont even get to touch them again before they leave and im trying to be brave about it but it isnt working

#and im supposed to go see them for their graduation in like less than 3 weeks and i already was going to be hurting over plane ticket #but like to miss an Entire paycheck AND have covered shifts on my fucking vacation #im being angry to distract from being deeply fucking sad #there is nothing good there is nothing happy i thought i had one more night to hold them and i dont #on the bright side we have started looking at apartments. i'll be with them by april forever. #we'll have a place thats ours and we'll never have to leave each other again #saying goodbye gets harder for me every time but i might not even get a proper goodbye #and im really really relieved they tested negative im just miserable everything abt this is miserable #whatever i hope i explode every day until april #and like i dont even have anything comforting right now bc it all just feels so deeply fucking hollow n miserable bc jackie is Right There #negative #sickly victorian posting #speaking

[reuptakeinhibitor]

can't wait to bitch out the guy at the american airlines check-in counter at my local airport who ended up costing my mom and me several hundreds of dollars (possibly $1k+) for fucking up our return flight because we were a few minutes too late to check in to our departing flight

#he's literally the manager! #instead of reissuing it to us a one-way trip like he was supposed to according to the customer service i guy i talked to today #he just did nothing and told us we were all good #i guess his personal phone call was more important bc he split after that #i'm so angry #this is literally our day of vacation and we didn't find out our trip needed to be rebooked until a few hours ago #and now i've spent hours online and on the phone with 2 airlines trying to make sure we can get home tomorrow #and now we have to be at the airport before 2am for a 6am departure #it's 4pm now #we have a flight credit now but OBVI we would've used it to book our return trip DAYS ago but we. didn't. know!!! #i'm sure there are all kinds of strings for using the credit too #flames on the side of my face #personal

[hobbitunderthemountain]

work has got me going joker mode

#work adventures #theyre doubling down on how we take time off #one of the selling points of the company when i first started was how lenient they were w vacation/days off #esp when you've burnt yourself out and you need a break #so i've been using that when it gets bad at work so i don't have to cut into my pto too much even tho i have a good bit left #and now they're slapping all of our hands and saying we have to go back and submit the hours of overtime we worked in order to earn that #and my department hasn't had a literal manager in years so who tf are we gonna go to about that? #and like thats fine now that we do #just say going forward do this #instead of making us think back 4 months to figure out if we worked enough time to take the 'burnout time off' #all of this on the back of me killing myself and losing my mental health bc of this job #its insane #and i no longer care #its my dream job but at what cost #im still here bc the work is relatively cool and i don't want to fucking job hunt again so #i'll stay here until i die but they're not making me want to promote working here

[symbiiotic]

i’ve had,,, a mentally and emotionally stressful day and i’m just... not... today. i’ll try to be around tomorrow. sorry all, this summer’s just been... it’s been.

#& —— the only scoop i’m getting today is chocolate chip. [ ooc ] #( i've spent today being a mama bear #i'm angry at my kid's preschool #they've been completely unhelpful through our move and #kiddo's stress and anxiety around moving #and his recent adhd diagnosis #and the one teacher that has been advocating for him is on vacation this week #and there were issues with the admin staff today #and we just decided we're just #done today #so he's home until he starts kinder in a month #i'm half relieved and half wanting to go on a warpath still )

[roseband]

...@ the rose release the rest of the dates for other countries so i can determine when i need to request pto

#honest to god i could... feasibly go to two........ one vvip and one vvvip if prices stay the same for europe #based on......well... yeah APPARENTLY automation is not a normal skill... bonus (also bonus is NEVER in my budget plans) #(my bonus has literally always been free money that i can do w/e i want with) #(so if that w/e happens to be....a two city vacation in europe to see the rose twice... hopefully it'll be that) #(now I REALLY REGRET not just doing atlanta last weekend tbh but BONUS IS NOT MONEY UNTIL IT'S PROMISED) #i feel like my review was like ADHD freak...repeatedly #it was like ''well she can reverse engineer any proceess and likes tinkering w/ things #BUT pls girlie... try to not interrupt ppl when u know the answer'' #HEY if things stay the same with what our raises and bonuses have been #my fiance can have his girlboss malewife dreams (if his mom wasn't a psycho with ''traditional'' values he'd be perfect lol #like man has literally taken a pto day to batch make homemade dumplings cause i like them he's the best!!!! #i told him he's gotta save all his pto for our honeymoon next november tho like.... i have 2 more weeks than him) #BUT we're like in an okay position to be able to have kids....... and in a few years we'll probably be in the position where if #he wanted to he could be the sahp if we needed LOL #IDEAL #personal

[misfortunegirl]

i don't think i have an issue recognizing what emotion is what except for like that *very* specific sinking feeling i have in my stomach that just. makes me want to just throw up and puke and explode and implode and and and----

#i hate feeling things because when i do its always to the max and my body feels it way too much too. hell on earth #anyways im preeeetty sure what im feeling is sort of like anxiety? but worse. because i cant even pinpoint what exactly out of every shitty #thing in my life is making me feel this way. grrr. anyways i r #i am kindof lonely but for like a very specific person #ita becaise they are usually always available and respond quick but now theyre on a vacation #and they left their phone cause rhey went to the beach . and i didnt realize just how much i depended on them up until now. ohhh brother. #well anyways for those who have been with me since the beginning of this blog. well its **that** person. yes the guy who broke up with me #like. a year ago. anyways our situation is VERY complicated but yeah. he has been in love with me for like years at this point. and im #Men.......Tally! eel. and also. yeah whatever other stuff up with me. so.yeah. #cant really explaun it. but. things are avril lavigne' complicated-coded Basically. #anyways at least one mans madly inlove with me #*side eyeing one bitch in particular* #/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\

[k0yaz]

idk if you write for more than one character at a time, but can i please request the male hashira x gn reader headcanons for when their crush sits on their lap? mostly fluff maybe slight spice? thanks

when you sit on their lap hcs

Pairing(s): male hashira x gn!reader (except muichiro)

CW: sfw, slightly suggestive, gn!reader, lap sitting, very suggestive on tengen’s part, slight mention of thigh riding and grinding

A/N: again, I am so sorry this took awhile because I was on vacation I will be working on what’s in my inbox now <33

Gyomei is weirdly calm about it

Probably because he’s blind or cause he doesn’t have a hard time keeping his composure

He’ll adjust himself so you have a more comfortable position to sit in

Keeps his arms wrapped around your waist or torso to help you balance on his thigh or wherever you’re sitting down

Rests his chin onto your head occasionally

Sometimes forgets to tell you to get off, and you guys just remain in that position for a long time just talking like normal

Another hashira would have to see you two and point it out in order for you to finally get off

Gyomei would apologize if necessary and let you off calmly

“Y/N, I enjoy you sitting on me, we should have more conversations like this.”

Sanemi on the other hand is a little more aggressive…

When you sit down on his lap, he’s completely flustered, his face bright red and hot

He’d yell at you to get off, even though he made no effort to get you off

We know you enjoy it Sanemi it’s okay

If you got off, he’d growl under his breath and try to scoot himself closer to you until you sat back on him

If you stay on his lap, he averts his eyes from yours, and grits his teeth while blushing furiously

After some time of awkward silence of him holding your waist and you cuddling him in his lap, a thread basically snaps inside him, and he pulls you close to him, burying his face into your neck

Sanemi would plant your hips down using his bare hands, and press his teeth to your neck, making sure there’s no space between the two of you

“You got me all hot and bothered, Y/N. Now take responsibility you damn brat.”

Rengoku would have a fairly normal, but excited reaction

He would laugh loudly and hug you tightly, smiling up/down at you as you’re situated on his lap

He allow you to rest your head onto his shoulder in a loving manner

Bro literally can’t stop smiling the whole time you’re on his lap

You two just sit there in a joyful manner, hugging each other tightly while laughing and smiling casually

Rengoku definitely holds onto you as tight as he can after atleast 10 minutes of cuddling

He just can’t get enough, you’re too cute

Probably also presses an overwhelming amount of kisses to your cheek every 20-30 seconds

You can literally feel him smiling against your skin as he kisses you

“Y/N! We shall do this again after our next mission!”

Tengen is definitely the most suggestive and flirtatious with this

As soon as you take a seat on his thigh, he smirks and pulls you into him without hesitation

His arms are locked around your waist as he leans into you with a depraved expression

Constant teasing while you’re on him, no doubt about it

Like, he kisses you everywhere accessible, and grips your waist tighter

When you’re on his thigh, he moves his thigh up and down a little, and helps move your waist back and forth against him

Basically allows you to grind on him if you’re okay with it

Teases you by leaning back and placing his arms to rest against a nearby surface as you keep your movements against him up

“Come on Y/N, don’t keep me waiting.”

Giyuu is quite calm and unfazed when you sit on his lap, similar to Gyomei

He just sits back, and occasionally rests his hands onto your waist or shoulders

Poor guy hasn’t had much affection, and is hella disliked so he just stays quiet the whole time

But, he does hold you tightly. It may not be something huge, but you can feel his affection and love in his embrace

Rests his head onto your shoulder

His breathing is calm and slow against your skin as he buries his face in the crook of your neck, with his chin situated between your shoulder and collarbone.

If you try to get up, he’ll let you, but not before asking you to hold him a bit longer

Maybe, just maybe, he’ll smile against you if he feels comfortable with your body pressed against his on his lap

“Y/N…I love you. Don’t leave me, please.”

Obanai remains silent, but it’s no secret that he’s flustered.

He looks away bashfully and squeezes his eyes shut, trying to avoid eye contact with you since it’s too embarrassing for him

He sighs heavily, trying to maintain his composure with you literally seated on his lap

His face is tinted a bright red, not even his bandaged mouth can hide the heavy blush dusting his cheeks

When you look over, you can literally see Kaburamaru giving Obanai a “you’re a fucking pussy” type stare

I guess that causes him to finally look at you and make eye contact

When he does gain some sort of confidence, he rests his hands onto your shoulders, and eventually wraps his arms around your torso, pulling you closer

He pulls you a little too close- putting you chest to chest with him, and his arms locked around you tightly and squeezing you

If you point out the fact that he’s hugging you too tight, he’ll get embarrassed and quietly apologize, before loosening his grip around you

Just let the man hug you and tough it out okay

“I- Y/N…I’m at a loss for words..?”

A/N: hehheehhe did y’all miss me I’m back <3

I’ll come clean and admit- although I came back recently, I have been writing shit for myself the past week or so?

OKAY DONT BLAME ME I NEED TO THERE ARE NO GOOD FANFICS THAT ARE WELL WRITTEN OR HAVE ANY EMOTION I NEEDA TAKE MATTERS IJTO MY OWN HANDS LMFAOAOS 😭

#kny x reader #demon slayer #demon slayer x reader #kny smut #kny headcanons #kny fluff #tengen x reader #giyuu x reader #gyomei x reader #sanemi x reader #rengoku x reader #obanai x reader #demon slayer x reader smut #kny #tengen uzui #uzui tengen x Reader #giyuu tomioka #giyuu tomioka x reader #gyomei himejima #himejima gyomei x Reader #sanemi shinazugawa #sanemi shinazugawa x reader #rengoku kyojuro #rengoku kyoujurou x reader #obanai iguro #obanai iguro x reader

[ghosts-cyphera]

╰﹒ price's wife = the wife of 141

warnings/content: 18+! 141 x fem!reader. dubcon: sex under the influence of alcohol, unprotected sex, blowjobs, anal, mentions of cum and spit, male masturbation ??? just... everything, really. buckle up, besties. mdni!

being price's cute little tradwife would mean that he'd share you with the rest of 141, too. it wasn't his plan at first: he had never thought of it until he had seen the way that they had all looked at you. 

gazes lingering on your frame for just a while too long. tongues wetting their lips as they towered over you, grinning as you laughed, soft and sweet, at something they'd said. your eyes sparkling, your glossed lips tugging into one of those smiles that filled the pit of price's stomach with butterflies each time he saw it on your features.

you knew how to make everyone around you feel special, no matter if you meant to do it or not. and slowly but surely, they all had begun to ask about you: about whether or not you'd be joining them for drinks that evening. about your plans for price's vacation. 

"takin' our lass somewhere warm?" johnny grinned, wetting his lips. "send us boys a postcard or a picture of our bonnie layin' on the beach, will ye?"

where price had expected to feel a touch of jealousy, he instead found himself feeling something so much deeper. excitement; burn at the thought of them enjoying you just as much as he did.

you were good, and sweet, and kind.

your love was endless and unconditional: the type of love that healed wounds one didn't know they had in the first place. your lips soft, your eyes twinkling, your touch nothing short of damn heaven: a woman like you made to be loved by so much more than just a single man. 

so why not four?

and after months of watching their need for you grow day by day, price gave in.

inviting you to dance with the boys in your living room. grinning, as he encouraged ghost to draw you into his lap: to let his fingers play with yours as you drank yourself silly, your husband handing you a new glass each time you downed the previous one.

price humming with warm agreement, as gaz pulled you to him and let his lips ghost a kiss on your forehead. so soft and gentle, careful to not scare you off. 

though his permission for them to touch you had not been explicit, they'd all known: had seen it in the way that he had looked at you and them, brow raised in his amusement.

help yourself to her, lads.

and so, they did. 

you were so drunk that your words were slightly slurring: eyes twinkling as the three men were suddenly all over you. his little wife so confused, yet so happy—you always were when you were drunk. so gullible, so easy to influence.

the drunken words of encouragement from their lips tangled together: their hands suddenly all over you, nearly impossible to keep track of.

it was ghost who called you our darlin', wasn't it?

soap who promised to be so gentle with you, not wanting to hurt their little lass. wanting to make sure that you could take it all.

gaz whose hands were kneading your hips, as his lips brushed against your earlobe. 'gonna fuck you so good, love.'

your gaze searched for that of price, yet all he did was raise an amused brow with a cigar hanging from his lips. lounging on the couch of your living room, cock pressing against the soft material of his pants.

be good, his eyes told you. make your husband proud, bunny.

and so you did. working so damn hard on your knees: the three greedy men taking their time with you as they fucked your throat in turns, grinning as they watched your mascara run down your pretty little cheeks. price's little wife exhausted yet glowing: eyes looking up at them as they slapped their cocks against your cheeks and watched you suck and lick on their balls, drops of precum messing up your pretty hair. 

so fucking good for them, weren't you?

price's good little wife. 

their sweet little slut.

though your thoughts were clouded from the alcohol rushing through your system, your body responded in all the ways that you knew made price proud of you. your thighs glimmering with your arousal, your lips parting in the warmest and softest of moans and gasps, as their hands palmed your throbbing cunt and tore off your panties and dress.

so greedy in the way that they forced your breasts on full display. mouths and hands attacking your sensitive nipples: low, rumbling laughs making you clench your thighs together, as you struggled to stay standing from the way that they were passing you between the three.

faster than you understood, you found yourself perched up on the coffee table. on your hands and knees, eyes aligned with those of price, as his hand moved to your lips.

"spit, sweetheart."

you did: your brows furrowing as price used your spit as lubricant, his hand moving to his cock as he laid back on the couch and touched himself.

touched himself to the sight of his squad mates going to fucking town with you. a cock—whose, you did not know nor did it matter—sliding into your drenched cunt, merciless in the way that it stretched you wide and open with a single snap of his hips. another one at your mouth, pressing against it: sliding in, impatient, as soon as you parted your lips. burying itself deep down your throat.

"keep your eyes open, bunny," price groaned, voice touched with dark amusement. "the boys wanna see you when they fuck you, don't they? wanna see what a damn good woman they've got."

the tip of johnny's cock pressed against your second hole, and your eyes widened from the realization. 

"it's not her first time," price chuckled, eyes never leaving yours. "she's never taken one in each hole, but she can handle it. can't you, love?"

your brows knitting, you nodded your head. no use in trying to talk with gaz's cock pushing deeper down your throat—his fingers tangling in your hair, as johnny pushed in. 

inch by inch as you focused on your breathing: your eyes locked with those of your husband. and you managed. of course you managed. you were price's good little wife, and his good little wife was made for taking three cocks simultaneously.

was made for pleasuring his friends, now fucking losing it on you. fucking into you as you moaned and mewled: as you came again and again, shaking and sobbing around them. covered in your own arousal and their cum, their spit, and your tears of sheer overwhelming pleasure.

and as they were finally done, it was clear to all five of you.

by then, you were no longer the wife of captain john price.

you were the sweet little wife of the entire 141.

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#what am I doing lmao? I'm logging off for the next three days. I'm off the hinges my loves. off the fucking hinges. #john price x reader #141 x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader

[swagging-back-to]

the only good part about having to take a math test after work is that i have an excuse to sit far away from all the kids studying

#YES they actually do let us bring stuff in and study if we just sit in the general area as kids #this one girl who took like 4 months of vacation is ALWAYS on her phone doing stupid ass #half face snapchats #and scrolling tiktok #she even did this at a STAFF MEETING WITH OUR BOSS'S BOSS. #the only fucking one with her phone on her and shes SCROLLING TIKTOK #has a job at 14 years old acting like that #fucking bonkers #i didnt get a job until i was 17 and even then it was through sheer luck and LYING #and also they were soooo desperate for staff. #like seriously i feel bad just studying at work i cant imagine scrolling fucking tiktok