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Bf!eren headcanons

Heavily inspired from @jaegersdevil boyfriend!eren headcanons,, I got trapped binging the account and headcanons so I thought making my own would be fun😭😭😭 (ps to go read her headcanons too they’re so good)

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- he’s the type to stick his fingers everywhere like in ur ear and nostrils just to annoy you

- he’s very physical in the sense that he’ll throw u over his shoulder if ur refusing to get out of bed or smt or he’ll push ur head/shove u out the way with his hip if ur in his way (as a joke ofc to once again annoy u)

- he will punch any and all stuffed animals u have theres no stopping him

- he talks to animals in that high pitched voice ppl do and he pretends he doesn’t when u point it out

- his car is very much tailored to u in the passenger seat like he has spare things for u etc

- he’s lowk lowk a gymrat like hes not loud and about abt it but hes vv much committed to it

- tries to get u to go to the gym with him but he just pisses around with u easily lifting ur weights so u don’t wanna go anymore

- hes very close with his family so he tries to get along with ur family just as much like he’ll try make good conversation w them and try learn the culture or language 😭

- speaking of him learning the language he would be terrible at it but somehow so proud about it

- he cant grow facial hair but is in denial and pissy abt it bc jean specifically makes fun of him for it

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This yellow fever jean stuff has me reeling💀💀 I feel like he defo contributes to the whole wasian stereotype of old white dad and young asian mom

ahhhhhh nooooooooo 😭😭😭 jean’s friends and family being all weird (and high-key racist!!!) about his younger, asian wife

but he’s also the type who says that he loves asian culture but then also has only ever eaten california rolls and instant ramen. gets squeamish with the less westernized Asian dishes like natto, chicken feet, or lechon 💀

#literally my parents 💀 #‘can she even speak english??’ from my dad’s side of the family #literally being the only non-white ppl at the family gathering 🧍‍♀️ #thankfully i don’t think people are so blatantly racist about mixed relationships anymore #at least not in my experience (white bf) #blah blah blah oxford study i know i know #tiff.ask #aot #jean #usuibu

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Im so sorry this ramble is so long but here u go🙁

The absolute terror that came over me when i saw the email notification for the new chapter😭😭😭ok before i read im gonna put my final insights here,, ive literally been scrambling around my house procrastinating reading it bc im TERRIFIED and honestly im so sad its ending,, ive been reading since like february??? I think???Idk atp but i cannot express how much ive loved this story i wish it couldve just continued forever🥲🥲

Ok my predictions are that this will not be a one way path ik tiff is evil and likes to fuck w our feelings😞 i think smt twisted like reader picking eren but eren not picking reader could happen BC HE REALISED HIS SELF WORTH MAYBE😭😭but im not intricate enough to actually use that to decide but i honestly am at a loss i have no clue,, its an honest gamble but i do think eren is endgame??? Help i have no clue😭 but i do remember someone analysing the smells? Vanilla is more home and comfort so like a foundation? And citrus was for summer and things but i was thinking how summer is a temporary thing where people live out crazy activities for the sake of it but the whole thing abt it is that its temporary like we always have to go back HOME to our foundation aka vanilla aka eren????

Thing is ive been eren for endgame since DAYY ONEE i only almost switched up once during the arc with erens confession (idky😞) but other than that ive stayed loyal LMAO idk if im just being delusional tho convincing myself I think she'll end up with eren but

ALSO my other point right

I wanna take this back to tiff bc she IS the author😋 from what ive seen in her tumblr,, a lot of the reader owns resemblance to tiff?? She's mentioned a lot how the readers job is based off her irl experience in an office and some of the readers habits shes claimed to have herself i remember she was saying how people bashing the reader made her think like 'wait thats kind of me tho’ i remember it too vaguely to quote but ANYWAY off the basis that the reader is in some aspects (not all) a projection in some ways?? Its gonna influence,, we ALL know tiff is a strong jean girl😭 we love that and so u'd think jean would be picked BUT in between chapters i saw a few tumblr posts abt her growing liking for eren? I wont deny that she is DEFINITELY still a jean girl but i think for some form of variation in her work bc i think as far as i know she only has one other eren story on her ao3 and so i think her growing crush ok eren may be enough to win her over for just this fic even if jean remains her favourite?? I have like ten million other theories but i need to read the chapter now i will be back😋😋 (im so scared im shitting my pants)

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Im back!! its been like 6 days since i read it but i just didnt have time to write out my reaction after bc i was so fucking immersed i lost track of time and was late to meet up w my friends💀💀💀anyway it was such rollercoaster omd😭 the letters from jean we’re honestly so cute and i think the year time skip made everything all the more realistic in her choice bc she frl needed that break😭 OMD AND THE WAY I WAS PANICKING when that girl came out the elevator istg i thought it was mikasa,, with all generic eren fanfics if theres ever a third party to make the reader jealous theres some unspoken rule to never use mikasa for some reason and i was dying thinking it was gonna be her😭😭 commonly people use historia so when even a mention of eren having a new gf came up my mind shot to historia i swear i was worrying just as much as the reader💀 anyway back to jeans letters i was honestly like getting a bit swayed that i wouldnt even be upset if reader ended up w jean and especially considering how offstandish eren was when reader went to see him at first he was like not following up on anything like he was rushing to see his stupid gf (it was armin🎉🎉🥳) AND THE READER WAS SO CUTE FOR THAT GUNDAM (tysm tiff its such a silly headcanon that eren collects those and builds them i can see it HELP) and i think it was so cute seeing the reader and sasha as bsfs more bc i think there was long periods of time that that relationship w sasha wasnt as strongly shown so its so nice AND OMGOGMOGM LEVI????? U made the dynamic w them so well how he has that small bit of warmth telling her she can work there whenever she needs its the cutest thing ever i love it more than ever and the way levi talks abt petra UGH u made everything so endearing, and istg the reader has never been real until this chapter bc she is so right saying that a bunch of paper doesnt change him bc I KNEW AS SOON AS HE SAID HE NEVER LEFT TITAN AND BECAME BASICALLY HIS DAD that he was not gonna be endgame,, i always had the theory that titan and the kirstein status is a metaphor for the status jean has from the reader bc shes loved him for so long thinking hes someone that hes really not,, jean was painfully aware how he could make any mistake at work and have no punishment similarly to how even if he hurts the reader she will always forgive him so if he couldnt avoid reaping the benefits of his kirstein status then it means he’d continue to take advantage of the reader but thing is this status dissolved when she took that year away from him which is why I appreciate how realistic it all is logic wise,, Eren evidently changed and omg i wanna know abt the pictures on his wall bc when reader was first there there was mention how there were no family pictures or any sign of him really living there but when she came back there were pictures,, i was trying to figure out the meaning but i cant get my finger on it😭 my guess is that he found more purpose in life?? Idk bc that seems so vague and farfetched i was wondering what ur intentions were with that🙆‍♀️ and i had a theory AGES AGO that piecks ‘bad bf’ before jean or smt was zeke?? Bc knowing how zeke was in that gc and stuff like that it sounded like smt was gonna link together? I just think the added details abt piecks past was left unfinished so i was also wondering abt that😋 anyway ugh the ending was also so cute usually i hate when characters dance in fanfics but it was so cute and fitting for the moment like THEM AT THE POINT omg i loved it i love u thank you SO MUCH tiff for an amazing story i hope u have a good day bb❤️❤️❤️

omg thank you for a such a lovely message 🥰💗🥰💗 i’ll hide my response under a cut here because it’s long

reading since february!! omg that’s like the beginning! i think i dropped the first chapter on valentine’s day

“tiff is evil and likes to fuck with our feelings” 💀💀💀 yes.

ugh the smells!!!!! that was my biggest slip up frfr 🙈 i said way too much when i responded to that ask because i was so excited someone asked!! and you guys were all right of course. eren was home and jean was just temporary (like the summer season)

lmao ok literally. i was still a hardcore jean girlie when i started writing tbaw and even after i decided it was gonna end w eren. so throughout writing tbaw….. i literally fell in love w eren jaeger 🙈 and i almost fell out of love w jean!!! tbaw!jean is so awful he almost ruined jean completely for me

hehehe yes yes you’re 100% right w jean. he’s so used to taking advantage and never getting punished (w reader and titan) that he doesn’t really see a point in changing because tbh his life is pretty good?? but then when reader spent time away from him, her blind infatuation w him wore off and then when he tried to pull that same shit again, she’s like nah bro.

ok this is probably not clear at all, but the deal w eren’s apartment is that in the beginning it’s very sanitized and show-homey because he feels distant and detached from his friends/family after the death of his mom and becoming close w zeke. he’s like internally ashamed of the way he’s acting because he knows he’s in the wrong so he’s almost punishing himself by distancing himself from everyone.

and then after a year when he’s changed and the pictures are on the wall, its because hes worked his way out of that hole of self loathing and is happy with the person he is now. so he’s able to feel more comfortable, even in the privacy of his own home, and having his mom “watch over him” in a sense, and cherishing his previous relationship w jean and his ongoing friendship w armin, etc etc.

yes!! pieck’s bad bf was zeke! i was originally going to have her have a bigger role in tbaw to show like how eren’s past behaviour can affect people, since she was a victim of that treatment when she dated zeke. but i scrapped it because it would’ve extended the story so much and also i didn’t really like writing pieck lol

so there are like lil bits and pieces about the pieck/zeke relationship and how the way he treated her makes her seek validation in men, but it’s super underdeveloped in tbaw.

thank you again for such a lovely comment!! i’m glad you enjoyed it 🥰💗

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maybe my theory rn is silly BUT i have arguements for both team eren (as always)

Anyway the fact that petra mentions how jean will never be in trouble bc of his high status name seems like it correlates to how jean will never be in trouble with the reader bc of how she puts him on a high status too,, like she doesnt care abt how bad of a person he is bc she will always forgive him bc of this pedestal shes put him on like how hes her best friend and how shes loved him for years how hes all she knows like idk so maybe when that status dissolves lshe’ll no longer tolerate jean aka team eren??? Or it hust means that the status is truly hollow bc obv jeans last name means nothing it has no true importance so maybe it just once again shows how the reader doesnt really love jean, hes just what shes used to,, Idk😭😭😭

ooooo wow i love this theory thank you for sharing!!

i've seen some other commenters say something similar to what you've said here about how reader has jean on a pedestal and how she doesn't actually love him.

of course, i can't confirm/deny anything but i LOVE hearing theories, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰💗

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This weeks chapter was so cutesy its convincing me to convert to team jean but then again no bc theyre just too silly and the fact that jean deleting the messages hasn’t come up as a serious topic yet makes me scared that its gonna come back and smack jean in the face soon enough💀💀 im praying thats what saves team eren bc im trying so hard to keep hope w eren

NO BC READER KNOWS HOW ERENS BETTER shes just so silly funny she literally compared them saying she wishes jean was more like eren proving she doesn’t truly love jean,, she loves jean out of familiarity not real romantic love because shes wanting the romantic love eren gives her from jean aka eren endgame IF the reader wants to start using her head

Cl poor them tho theyre all just in such terrible places erens been fucked over realising reader cant forgive him when it was literal instinct for her to forgive jean for doing just as bad then jeans lowk been fucked over bc reader can’t fully leave eren and is too much of a whore (sorry reader) to contain herself around both men💀 and readers fucked bc jeans technically the same as eren but worse being all like “ohh i was a shitty person but ive grown now im better” but its all a lie if he cant own up to his shit like deleting messages and throwing out coffee😒😒

Also vv unrelated (and random😭) but i want to thank u for mentioning in good detail how reiners bed is in the corner with the divider idk what it is but i can picture reiners apartment way too vividly and this made everything sm better bc i had no fucking clue where the bedroom was😭

Idk if this is all too random but this is what i was arguing over my friend abt bc she disagreed abt my layout but heres what my thoughts were abt the places😭

This was last week so i didnt know where the bed was but heres reiners apartment w my extra description😭

Then this was readers house w jean and connie n sasha,, I pictured it like them big open houses like idk like a hype house big kinda house idk why😭😭

omg those diagrams and your messages KILLED ME!!! i love that you guys were talking about how the rooms come together lmao

reiner lives in a studio apartment, so it's just one big room except for the bathroom!! i imagine something like this dividing his "bedroom" from the rest of the house. definitely not something floor-to-ceiling and it's just kind of haphazardly placed.

100% tho the furniture is just kinda thrown around because he doesn't know how to decorate 💀

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Tiff its like ur trying to give me a heart attack with these chapters every week i STILL dont know how every chapter gets better and better and MORE TWISTED😭 the miscommunication is crazy i was abt to cry i was laughing sm i was disappointed in them i was mad literally a fucking rollercoaster 💀💀 reader and jean r the exact same but its just clashing and poor erens just on the sidelines trying to not be a womanizer😭 the fact jean has such a low image of the reader rly thinking she was still hooking up w eren and the way the reader is just ASSUMING the most outlandish stuff is baffling

I think im growing an unhealthy obsession im itching for these chapters each week idk how u do it tiff😭😭😭

thank you so much!!! i'm glad you're still enjoying it because tbh i'm most insecure about this arc of the story more so any of the other arcs/chapters 😭 i really hope i can nail how everything comes together

⚠️ vague mini tbaw spoiler ⚠️

next chapter is a bit of a doozy but then things calm down a lil for a bit before the last couple of chapters

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I thought i was going insane when i looked into the paragraph of her choking down the black coffee BUT SOMEONE ALR SAID IT😭😭😭😭 anyway do u have the whole plot planned out before u wrote everything or do u just write as u go because when i tell u that u succeeded like CRAZY getting team eren to trip in the last chapter i feel like it was on purpose bc of how much effort u put into knowing ur audience w ur polls and the fact that majority is always team eren💀

👀 hmmm you guys are really interested in that coffee line.....

i had a loose idea of the plot before i started writing and like i've mentioned here in the past, but i've made some changes to the plot after writing out some of the story because i realized it didn't really work, but for the most part, the main plotline (ie. major events and who reader ends up with) has remained the same throughout. and i've officially finished writing the first draft of the ending as of end of june-ish??

🙊 sorry team eren, but didn't it feel a little too-good-to-be-true with him? inevitably we were gonna see proof of his prior poor behaviour. now we gotta see if he's actually changed and if reader can forgive him

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Sorry im just reiterating from my ao3 comment but im obsessed with ur eren fic,, you’ve awoken from the dead nothing makes me happier, icl a part of me died along w tbaw ending im just so glad u came back AND ATE SO WELL UGHHHHH

hehehehe tysm i’m glad you liked it!! 🥰❤️ hopefully you will be seeing more from me soon

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People r so mad abt others accepting/excusing erens behaviour and obv yes what hes done is nasty but like WE know (not the reader) how he genuinely is the eren that the reader wants him to be and as of right now in terms of jean vs eren, jean is doing just as bad as eren has with the lying and manipulating 🤷‍♀️ the only difference is that jeans in denial abt being on the same low level as eren so he doesnt want to change for yn he just wants yn selfishly thru lying meanwhile eren is actively acknowledging his pissy behaviour and wants to change for yn genuinely

Idk just ive been on team eren forever and was sooo close to switching around when eren and jean had that fight after the dinner (idky i was close to switching then bc jean was nasty for deleting erens msgs LMAO) then i saw an ao3 comment about this kind of so for any team jeans hopefully this is some food for thought idk 😭😭

yes, totally!! but it's challenging for Reader to actually forgive eren, despite what he's done to prove/assure her that he's changing, because it's all so fresh for her still.

i can't remember who said it, but these three really need to all just give each other some space to breathe because they're suffocating each other 💀💀💀

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Bf!eren

Bf!eren.2

Bf!eren.3

Bf!eren.4 - cabin/lake day edition

Bf!eren.5

Bf!eren.6 - Carla edition

Modern!eren

Erens vehicle - drabble

Bf!bakugo

Bf!bakugo.2

34. Dating them - bf!eren/armin x you

If u cheated on eren

Bf!armin

An Eren Jaeger summer - drabble

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Or mini fics lolol | not linked = to be written

First kiss? eren x reader

Gravity multi-chapter eren x reader

Submission replies - brackets is what is in the request

Pregnancy test surprise eren x reader - fluff - self explanatory title (they have a kitten and reader is pregnant🤷‍♀️) Your turn armin x reader - fluff - school au (artist themed this concept is lowk cutesy) Pick me up eren x reader - fluff & comfort (U ask eren to pick u up after getting creeped out at a party)

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Usuibu•Personal prefs!!

This is just bc i have a few (strong😭) biased opinions so when I’m writing/reviewing stuff; things can make more sense for others!!

I tend to read only x reader fics, a few years ago i only read ships tho so I’m still familiar enough with them if thats what anyone wants!!

Speaking of what I read it’s essentially all eren jaeger and a decent amount of bakugo or at least when im searching for something i tend to specifically search for them two😭😭

I don’t really mind reading abt other characters like gojo, jean etc. so I will read anything if its good and i know the character, i just happen to stick strongly to my preferred people but im not biased!

In smut I don’t read anything focusing on animal play, mom/dad kinks, age gaps/play etc. These im VERY biased and I won’t read them nor write them😭

Im aware I do have big bias when it comes to my fav characters so sometimes a fic won’t be AS good as I say if u dont share the bias

I read ship fics back when haikyuu and everything was a raging fandom LMAO some of my favs that stuck were kagehina, bakudeku, eremika

I also read a lot at night when I’m tired so that warps my judgement sometimes😭

I have a weird love for crying at fanfics, tv shows, movies anything but all it means if i said i cried at a fic was that it was DEEP like heavy angst

I have reviews on my ao3 account for liminal spaces and the worthy which is good to read if u want some recs!

I have a bias against angst when the fic is short bc i just think angst is only effective with a strong deep backstory + buildup

This bias doesnt apply to the fic i recced ‘liminal spaces’ tho!! which is a FIRST so I was just shocked the quality is great for a 21k word fic (shorter than usual)

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These are my big recommendations, I read a LOT so ive seen the bad and good and so the things on here are REALLY good and I mean it

Once again we all have our own opinions these are just my personal favs!!

Review key:

Plot? - little bit of plot

Plot!! - good plot/plot twists

Plot - relatively normal plot/nothing shocking plot-wise

Smut heavy - a lot of/mainly smut

Smut? - little bit of smut

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Oneshots/shorts

Spiteless Prompt request

Eren x reader - tbaw oneshot?/smut heavy

Liminal spaces for desolate people

Eren x reader - i cried LMAO - short/plot?/angst/smut?

Longer chapter following

The worthy

Eren x reader - plot/smut heavy

The boys at work

Eren x reader vs Jean x reader - long/plot!!!!/smut heavy

Opposites

Bakugo x reader - LONG/plot!!!/have to pay for smut lol - I cried so bad💀