#walk him like a dog girl

[kagoutiss]

din’s champion

#tloz #ocarina of time #oot #ganondorf #din #um #ganondin #…..does anyone here ship them ha. hahaha #i mean their whole thing is funny actually because she didnt even choose him but he managed to steal her triforce and #so then hes her ‘chosen’ by technicality. but with her virtue being power it’s maybe kinda one and the same #and anyway beyond that ​point i feel like she loves shaking him around like a mortal dog toy #but like in some way she also must have believed in him enough to give him Power in a different lifetime. so he’d survive his own execution #i;m just saying there is so much you can interpret about their relationship. despite her being #literally an unseen 4th dimensional being who is the embodiment of power and fire and change amd earth itself etc #like what do they think of each other. what does she think of this tiny mortal who somehow stole a piece of her and now theyre bound by it #take my hand walk w me thru mortal x god hyperdimensional traumatic power imbalance situationship. and youre both girls

[rileys-battlecats]

PSA, keep your dog on a leash when you're in a public, unfenced area. dedicated to the lady that just tried to reassure me, "no she's nice! put your dog down! she's nice!" babe i believe you when you say your dog is nice. what you have not considered is that the dog I am holding is NOT nice and WILL attempt to attack your dog if I put him down. also we are RIGHT next to a busy road and there is Nothing stopping your dog from running into traffic. pls put her on a leash im literally begging you it is SO dangerous for her to not be on a leash here

#rye.txt #the dog I was walking is my grandma's dog and #for the first 10 years of his life #he was NEVER around other dogs or socialized with them #he is CRAZY reactive but it's never been a problem because I keep him on a short leash+harness so there's no chance of him #slipping out and charging at another dog #bUT THAT DOESNT HELP WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A DOG THATS NOT ON A LEASH AND SPRINTS DIRECTLY AT YOU #im lucky he wears a harness for walks because I was able to just snatch him up directly with the leash #and then spent a solid two minutes dodging the excited dog with her owner going 'put your dog down! she's nice! put him down!' #trying to explain to this woman that I cannot in fact put him down because he WILL start a fight with your dog #it literally took several minutes before the woman realized I was saying 'yes your dog might be nice but MINE ISNT' #'NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT HER ON A LEASH' #augh im so frustrated. like I get what she was saying. she was trying to diffuse the situation like #the dogs just need to get acquainted and then they'll play #but like. GIRL. you are at least in your mid 40s you should be old enough to be able to listen when people tell you that a situation is bad

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

not really an ask but MY SIBLING DREW YOUR FAIRY FANART!!!!!!!!!

we both love her

AAAA IT’S FAIRY!!!!!

#mdzs #equineswap au #fanart #fairy #oh my GOD your sibling absolutely nailed the design and took it to a whole new level of princess-cute-core #Please give them a big thank you from me! #I'm especially in love with the shoes. Love the idea of the curved shoes for the Jin Ling and Fairy design. Cannot draw them (yet) #Fairy is the type of girl who walks into starbucks and looks like shes gonna get the pink drink or a very complex order #but she's just there for a puppuccino for her little dog that she delicately carries around everywhere #She loves that little spoiled dog so much <3 Jin Ling is the most pampered creature in this entire AU #They don't have puppuccinos in AU canon but she is definitely only feeding him premium meats. #Oh if horses talk do dogs also talk? I cannot recall if dogs also talk in the MLP Canon... #Ok back from the wiki with some horrific knowledge about the animal sentience situation in Equestria #Dog Lore wise; There is *one* dog in the whole series and its applejack's boarder collie Winona. Spike in EQ girls doesnt count. #Jin Ling cannot talk but he thinks his thoughts very loudly

[dootznbootz]

As someone with ADHD, you know you're fucking exhausted when you're not even fidgeting. :'D

#I'm literally just sitting here. listening to shit. I usually need to fidget or do something while doing that but no. I'm just staring off #into space. At the creature that I'm dogsitting. #he's exhausting too but it's mostly from the fact that I did a lot of physical labor in horrible boots and now my lower body is dead #I mean this creature eats anything and everything off the ground. One walk and I had to pull 4 acorns. 7 leaves. 5 rocks from this #idiot's mouth. he's not allowed off leash because he just bolts as well. He's sweet but I'm pretty sure there's just a walnut rattling #around in his head lol. I genuinely worry about this dog because...He genuinely has a deathwish #speaking of which. if anyone knows how to teach your own dog how to stand up for herself I would appreciate it :'D #I give my own dog. my sweet girl Mocha. a treat and this little guy starts hopping up and biting at her mouth until she drops HER treat #and then he runs away with it! And I'm like “sweetie. why are you letting him treat you like that?!?!” #yes I separate them when I give treats but still :'( My girl is too sweet for this cruel world. #She's so sweet and brings her OWN toys up to him so they can play together and he just runs away with them and growls at her. #They're HER doggy toys!!! #I know I'm complaining a lot. He's not that bad but also... My Mocha. (also he chases the cats. we have shit blocked so they can #have their own space and be safe and a space for him but oof) #Mad rambles #Mad vents #I'm mostly still recovering from those horrid boots as we realized once I took them off that they basically were at a weird slope.

[coolgirl4eva]

𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒃𝒂𝒈

#men as handbags all 2023 #she’s so real #victoria beckham #walk him like a dog #david beckham #spice girls #y2k #relationship goals #bf = clutch #inspo #posh spice #random thoughts #bad bitch #baddie #early 2000s #90s aesthetic #2000s aesthetic #accessory #purse first #femme fatale #women rule

[wheelcr]

just wanted to say that miles fairchild is my bitch, gnight.

#flora talks.⠀✧⠀໒꒰ ´ ` ⑅ ꒱ఎ #star! #'i can fix him!!' #and by that i mean he is now a dog that i walk around and take full responsibility for #no but fr i go 'miles' and that bitch straightens up like a stick #its honestly funny jshsjsj #another emo kid sucking it up to his preppy girl friend #shifting #reality shifting #desired reality #shiftblr #the turning #miles fairchild #miles fairchild x reader #꒰⠀file : the turning⠀꒱

[vimbry]

kids are so fun. I was walking someone's dog, and this little 8-10 year old came up gesturing to another, slightly younger quiet girl and said, "excuse me! she wants to know if she can pet the dog!!" and I was like oh sure! and this other littler boy appears from the other side holding a crisp and he goes "can I give him this :)?" and I say ohh I'm sorry but he wouldn't like it! the first girl proudly goes "that's because they only eat DOG FOOD, right!" and the little boy's like "what would happen if I picked him up :)" so I respond ah he doesn't like to be picked up, he might growl!

they're all gently petting him and this whole time the quiet girl's been trying to ask, "is he a golden retriever?" but the others spoke faster, so I finally get to look at her and say, he's a spaniel :) the eldest girl asks, "what's his name!" I tell her, and she shouts "OH that's a cute name!!!" and "I can tell he's a boy!" in the same tone as when she agreed dogs should only eat dog food bc she's so eager to show off all the knowledge she has and it's so cute. eventually another adult politely calls over for them to let us continue our walk, and they go back to what they were doing without any fuss.

#kids just say stuff to you especially if you have an animal lmao #last time we were dogsitting these 2 little boys walked by and unprompted one held up a small rock to me in passing and sai #THIS IS THE SUPER ROCK and I was like woaaah where'd you find that #and he just sorta waved vaguely behind where they came from & went OVER THERE #the other boy didn't say anything. I was both him and ''can u ask if we can pet the dog.......'' girl growing up lmao

[theinfinitedivides]

you ever seen a man so absolutely pathetic you start biting and clawing like a thing feral and possessed? yeah that's me rn and it's bc of the wet puppy dog eyes. it has to be

#tv: king the land #king the land #lee junho #junho 2pm #im yoona #girls generation yoona #yoona snsd #kdrama #local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #when you're so depressed you head to the restaurant you and your gf had a date at and the chef has so much pity for you #he gives you a free beer and you just look at him with little pools in your eyes. and then you start to down that sh*t in one go #and only stop bc hey would you look at that here's your gf walking into the place like she knew you would be there for that exact reason #and you still have the puppy dog eyes. f*cking with the emotions all around

[fingertipsmp3]

Living in a small town for pretty much all your life is like being in a sitcom that’s been going on for way too long

#you end up being like ‘it’s season 27. why are we now bringing back a character who hasn’t been seen since season 16’ #aka guy i had a crush on in secondary school’s mom is in my pilates class #ya girl never forgets a face so as soon as she walked in i was like ‘i Know her. i swear to god i know her’ my mom was like ‘you don’t know #anything’ i was like ‘hush. it’ll come to me’ #it bothered me throughout the whole class but then at the end i walked out into the church car park and literally laughed #she has a personalised number plate with her surname and first initial. i turned to my mom and was like ‘don’t ever tell me i don’t know #something ever again’ she’s like ‘what’ because she’s not even familiar with this person as a concept #so i have to explain about the time this boy turned up at my house unannounced and was like ‘do you want to go for a walk’ and i was like #‘hell yeah’ so we went back to his house and his three dogs jumped all over me and his mom asked me about a bazillion questions #that was 11 years ago #i have not seen her since that day but i swear to you i remembered her. i just couldn’t figure out from where until i saw the car #anyway he’s doing like a postgrad in geology now somewhere. i bet she’s mad. she was one of those parents who hires like a billion tutors #and hopes their kid will become a doctor. babe your first mistake was sending him to a state comprehensive with a bad ofsted rating 👍🏻 #literally just pretending to be catholic long enough to get him into the catholic school would’ve done way more than hiring tutors #and it would’ve been free! no one can tell me lying to the church gets you nothing #my best friend from primary school went there and got to do free violin lessons and learn german; japanese and french AND they had macs #meanwhile i was playing cricket without a bat because our school couldn’t afford bats. life isn’t fair #personal

[shrugemojiidk]

I know romanjay exists purely for the purposes of rape kink because in what universe is Jason willingly submitting to that man or letting him near his dick? Like be serious now

#Seeing romanjay with Jason as the sub as someone who is only familiar with their utrh dynamic is wild because utrh had Jason walking #Roman on a leash like a dog like he was running circles around him without difficulty #the degree to which rhato dumbs down Jason is crazy what do you mean he’s having trouble dealing with BLACK MASK?? #girl those two are NOT intellectual equals

[tired-biscuit]

I don’t know if you’re still in a fluffy moods butttttt kibas reaction to y/n naming their soon to be born son after him (kiba jr!!) there’s absolutely no way he’d be able to hide his emotions. He’d feel all the feels. He may even shed a tear or two 🥹

omg yes, him trying to blink away the tears, like looking up towards the ceiling and sniffling a little cos he's trying so hard not to show what a softie he is when it comes to family. his heart is so much bigger than he tends to show and he just gets so emotional over things concerning his wife and kids :(

imagine as the years go by and the kid grows a bit older, you call out their name and they both do the same little head tilt as they look at you hdhshdhshsgs IT'D BE SO CUTE!!

also, imo if he had a son, the lil' guy would be his perfect copy by the time he grows older. right down to the way he walks and smiles, the temper and all sorts of little mannerisms would be stolen like that, so the name wouldn't be the only thing they'd have in common. he'd look up to his dad so much!!

i also think the kid would even be really happy when his friends would start using the same nickname that his dad has. like his best friend starts calling him 'ki 2.0' or something like that at some point, and it's just pure joy and kiba notices it and is over the moon too hahahshhags <3

#i always imagined him as a girl dad but he'd be so good with a son too #def plays sports with him from the moment the kid can walk #and he's like 'LET'S GO FISHING' cos he thinks it's proper bonding exercise or sumn hsjdhahdhs #they'd probs never catch anything #except for sunburns LMAOOOO #he also takes him camping!!!! #and like when the kid is still little every single picture of them together keeb has him on his shoulders lol <3 #also gets him a dog of his own the moment the kid expresses the wish #but he actually teaches him how to properly take care of animals cos no way is he letting neglect happen to puppies #also calls him stupid nicknames like buddy #champ #buster #LMAOOOOO

[thepavementsings]

#sorry in advance to baking-soda for butchering her wonderful verse #i was listening to this on a walk with my dog thinking about TURNED INTO A GIRL ALEX #it happens at the end of the 2020 season. #He calls george. trying to joke about it #'Its barely the worst thing thats happened to me this month. adding it to the tally eh george?' #but george can hear the fear and hesitation nestled behind the exasperated laugh he lets out #So george offers. He can talk to Lewis for Alex. If he wants. He's helped - well he knows about this stuff- george has heard. #alex's shaky smile on the other screen as he breathes out a thanks is enough for George to push through the trepidation as he makes the call #Of course Lewis tells him everything #but george cant hear 'emotionally meaningful' and 'sex' and 'alex' in the same sentence without feeling like his chest is being hollowed out #so he lies. says Lewis told him it has to do with life stressors. tries to ignore how his skin crawls when he suggests it to Alex #that he should see if Max is in Monaco. Swallows thickly around the sound of 'you know because of your seat' #Alex laughs unkindly. 'right. because of the seat. guess i'll try him before i leave.' #before he packs his bags and his dreams and moves back home to england. back to me. george thinks #he doesnt see alex over the winter. pretends it's because he's busy with family and training and a mercedes seat he's vying for. #it isnt until he's walking past the red bull hospitality in Spain the next spring when he sees it #Alex. standing in the doorway just tucked out of the way. arm stretched over his head to holding the frame. #he looks the same. save for the way his red bull shirt hugs his chest tighter. the puffiness of his cheeks more present #he catches george's eye from where he's been standing. nods him to the space between the buildings #his shoulders are drawn up. hands in his pockets when he shoves lightly into george's side #george's mouth feels dry with the words 'you didn't.. it didn't work?' #theres an anger that flashes behind alex's eyes before it's quickly replaced with a familiar bemusement #'no. guess you cant fuck the girl out of red bull but cant fuck the red bull out of the girl.' but theres no heat behind it #'hey. it could be worse. at least i dont have to be out there doing media with the rest of you idiots' #george barely makes it back to his motorhome before he heaves up whats left of his breakfast #there's more but only so much fits in the tags. sorry again. #george/alex

[willowfey]

a year and one day ago, one of my favourite people in the world, my kindred spirit, my uncle chris, died of a heart attack. he was a kind sensitive gay man who loved to read and travel and make people laugh and wake you up in the middle of the night to go out for ice cream if he was lonely. he had a peculiar interest in clowns and circuses and trains. he loved dogs more than people and people more than anything else in the world. i never got the chance to talk to him about being autistic but i’m almost 99% sure he was.

i couldn’t say anything about him on the day because i was absolutely inconsolable. i sat on the shower floor until it went cold and sobbed for hours so hard i threw up and then didn’t speak the rest of the day. and then, late at night, i went out for ice cream and was served by an old queen covered in pride pins who was around his age, and he reminded me of him, and it helped a microscopic amount. my mom told him we lost our uncle and he looked at me and i wanted to tell him “you remind me of him” because i know he would’ve understood, but i couldn’t make any words come out, so we just looked at each other a moment. i don’t remember anything else about that night. except that it rained really hard for a long time. i still go there for ice cream occasionally and he serves us every single time and he talks as if we’re good friends, even though i never do much of the talking.

anyway. i went back to look at his obituary today and it feels like it just happened. or like it didn’t happen at all. idk. but the thing that’s getting me the most is i’m looking through his photo gallery and there’s pictures of him in his teens and 20s and like….. we would’ve been friends. i just know we would have. despite how quiet i was in school, despite how quiet HE was in school, he would’ve seen me one day and said smth to make me smile like he always did and we would’ve been best friends from then on. but i was born 30 years too late and instead of befriending me first he befriended my grandmother and mother, and instead of going to school with him every day he called me nearly every day to do animal impressions. mr. cow says hello. mr. sheep says good morning. mr. horse is passing the phone to silly chris now. we grew up calling him silly chris. that was just his name. one word. sillychris.

idk where i’m going with this post but i just wanted the world to know that i miss him, and that when my nephew is finally big enough to use the phone he’ll have to speak to my secretary mrs. horse

#he used to visit foster homes dressed as santa and the easter bunny to give out treats #he kept a bowl of dog treats by his door despite having no pets just in case one was walking past #he was the kindest person i have ever known #and the fact that my kids will not grow up with sillychris breaks my heart more than anything #but god i am so so glad i visited him before he died. that we went to the korean bakery and out to dinner and took a long walk #and smelled all the flowers we passed and talked about books and travelling and the world and how different we feel from other people #despite how badly we love other people #that i still have a fresh memory of hugging him. of him telling me i’ve always been the same girl. that i’ll always be his book lady. #one of my biggest regrets is that i didn’t text him when i said i would. that i didn’t send him a book like i promised. #i got so caught up in my life and my own problems and i thought i’d have so much time. i thought i had years and years #i thought he’d dance with me at my wedding. y’know? u always think u have more time. and the thing that scares me the most is not knowing #i know he could never ever be upset with me for anything. and that he’s still here #anyway. this post is mostly for me bc tumblr is my journal but here we are #it is something i think that the only thing able to pull me out of my head on that day long enough to drink some water and lay down #was another chris

[faglaios]

Dude holy shit

#the bloody buildings the blood red River #dog. oh my god #like he is dead and shinji just had to watch that shit happen #OH GOD AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS HIS FRIEND YET #and that poor girl…… just wanted to bring him lunch and walk home with him #nge watchthrough #shut up evan

[simonghostrileys]

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#liliana talks #the thoughts to simply off myself are really strong tonight #nothing in my life comes out the way i'd like to #not even my dog's behaviour #i can't even take him on walks bc after five mins he gets overwhelmed and really anxious and nervous and it's driving me crazy #i can't get him to focus on my and he just pulls and pulls and wants to run off #i can't enjoy walks and i can't take him anywhere #today's walk got super frustrating and everyone kept asking me if they could pet him and told everyone no #i even snapped at this little girl bc i just reached my limit and had too much #i know it was wrong of me and i wish i could apologize to this little girl bc i just feel so bad rn #on top of that i'm gonna turn 28 soon and i haven't accomplished anything in my life #i'm a fucking failure. i can never accomplish shit and whenever i rarely get anything i dreamed of it comes out fucked up like my dog #i hate everything and i hate my life and myself and i have no luck at anything whatsoever #like what was the fucking point on bringing me to this world?? so i could have a miserable life?? to never accomplish anything?? #to lack on all aspects of myself and my life?? see everyone around me get things and never have difficulties on anything??? #not even on their dogs' behaviour?? see how they can take them everywhere and not get overwhelmed?? while mine is a fucking mess?? #i don't even have money to buy him a fucking toy!!! how fucking miserable is that??? #my sister had to give me money to buy him a harness bc i have shit for money #i've been trying for how long god knows to get a job in this place and plot twist... i haven't got any #i just want to die it would be way easier but i'm a fucking coward to even do that. i'm so fucking pathetic jfc #suicide mention tw

[dylanconrique]

ffs someone tell me why i’m writing a fic of everyone scrambling to attend to lucy after getting shot to parallel with how they were scrambling to save caleb so could get answers to finding her on what was supposed to be her day of death??? like... ???? 

#*and this is icarly! #WHY DOES MY BRAIN ALWAYS CHOOSE VIOLENCE?????? #my head is filled with conspiracies abt the s5 finale mixed with dod #i of course can't kill my baby girl off i love her too much #but the angst of that parallel hit me like a freight train !!!!!!! #god imagine tim and the rest of the gang trying to help her.... #cause everyone loves her i mean how can you not she is the most baby to ever baby 🥺💗 #the freak out tim would have about having her blood on his hands. literally. #i need to feed my dog and take him for a walk before i spiral any further #BUT DO YOU SEE THE POTENTIAL WITH THIS?????? #*my wips #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well