#wap bap boom alakazam

[mystic-warriors]

He is so silly

*coughs* selling in redbubble

#hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #chibi #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #quotes #hells greatest dad #I WAP BAP BOOM ALAKAZAM #crying over ‘WAP’ #why would you make me do this hazbin #art #take that depression

[the-cat-behind-the-slaughter]

"Close up! BAP BAP-" *pulls out a ridiculously big hammer*

I love them sm and jackstauber music fits their vibes sm aaaa

#oc art #hehehe #oc #dreamcore #weirdcore #kidcore #scopophobia #radiokiller #my lore #jack stauber #theres something happening #baby hotline #please hold me close to you #looks like you could use some help #from the big boss of hell himself #check out daddys reviews on yelp #five star!flawless! greater than great! #oh with the punch of a pentagram #oh wap bap boom alakazam #usually i chargr a sacrificialclamb #but you get the family rate thanks dad! #who needs a busboy now that yoh got the chief #woahoh #micheling smth free a la carte #ill rig the game for you because im the ref #champain fountains #caviar mountains #thats just the start #whove been here since day one #whove been faithful as a nun

[falling-star-cygnus]

even more miscellaneous Hazbin Headcanons bc the brainrot is keeping me here

"with the punch of a pentagram, a-wap bap boom! Alakazam~"

Alastor and Lucifer's skins have a layer of fuzz over them that only makes them look smooth -> Alastor is coarser then Lucifer though, feeling like deer skin//hair rather then baby bird fuzz {please don't ask why i've thought about this, i don't even know}

On the other side, Niffty has porcelain smooth skin like a nesting doll

Alastor made Vaggie cry when she was having a bad day and he panicked so hard at making a lady sad that he let her touch his ears to calm down before Charlie found out -> they don't talk about it

Speaking of his ears, Angel Dust referred to them as 'handlebars' once and nearly got bludgeoned by the coffee table Alastor threw at him -> all of the hotel goers had to intervene before he tried again

After Pentious' 'death', Alastor leaves a piece of his coat at his memorial but hides it behind his picture so that no one can tell -> In an AU where he does stay a sinner, Al ends up making a deal with Pentious to fix his microphone {the deal being; if you fix my staff with your surprisingly competent machinery knowledge and keep your mouth shut about it, i'll stop pretending that i don't know you}

Lucifer walks in on Alastor reading with the egg bois one day and just shouts "Stop stealing people's kids!" before turning on his heel and walking back out {he comes back in with his own book}

Lucifer and Vaggie have weekly meet-ups where they eat icecream, watch soaps, and gossip about heaven -> Charlie is just happy they get along

and finally, a self indulgent hc where Alastor notices Husk falls asleep at the bar a lot and, after the events of Mimzy, gets him a card suit patterned pillow that he leaves under the shelf -> Husker doesn't acknowledge it directly, but he does make sure Alastor sees him use it

#hazbin headcanons #guess my favorite character: lvl impossible #why is there so much orange #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel 2024 #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #sir pentious #hazbin niffty #hazbin angel dust #charlie morningstar #hazbin vaggie #hazbin husker #the most fucked up family ya ever did see #appleradio #radioapple #chaggie

[alpinkpaca]

I WAP BAP BOOM ALAKAZAM

Me for the last couple days, 24/7, those are just living in my head rent free.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer #husk #angel dust #hazbin hotel songs

[cruncherzz]

A WAP BAP BOOM ALAKAZAM

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #my art #i love this man #jeremy jordan my beloved #hells greatest dad

[rius-cave]

I have a new AU everyone!!

So, Charlie IS Adam and Lucifer’s daughter. They did the wap bap boom at Eden and ALAKAZAM! There is a ducking little kid coming out of Lucifer’s hat. Heaven decides to seperate them instead of throwing them at the same place, Lucifer takes the responsibility saying it was all his fault, that Adam was drunk or whatever and falls to hell with Char-char -where Lilith is for disobeying God’s orders and she isn’t a bitch btw there is just no romance between them- And they do not let Adam get away and also decide to throw him to Earth where Eve was because she ate the apple before. And she is angry at Adam. Not a happy marriage if you’d ask me.

Then he dies. Becomes one of the leaders of exterminators even though he doesn’t want to -Other one is Eve- and stumbles to his son, Cain during one.

“Shit I can’t just- Go the fuck away Cain”

“Oh, still a ball of sentiment I see. It’s a shame we don’t allow those HERE!”

Now he’s in hell. Lucifer finds him. They all raise Charlie together with Lilith being the cool aunt and Lucifer & Adam being the gay dads

And I worked on this shit for 2 hours

Ooooh! Alrighty, that's definitely a telenovela right here lmao! A lot of things happening to them. I also love the "they did the wap bap boom" LMAO

Eve as an exterminator is also interesting, I wonder how she'd look... Probably hot let's be real

#hazbin hotel #adam #ask

[pooka-dragon]

Looks like you can use some help from the big boss from Hell himself.

Check out Daddy’s glowing reviews on Yelp:

“Five Star!” “Flawless!” “Greater than Great!”

With a punch of a pentagram, I WAP! BAP! BOOM! ALAKAZAM!

Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb, but you get the family rate! (Thanks Dad!)

Who’s been here since day one?

Who’s been faithful as a Nun?

Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? You’re executive producer. (That’s true!)

I’m your guy, your day to day. Your chum, your steadfast hotelier.

Remember when I fixed that clog today? (I was stuck, thank you, sir!) (Oh, you!)

Guess who’s been listening to that song on repeat from Hazbin Hotel? :’D

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #lucifer #alastor #pooka’s artwork #hell’s greatest dad #hazbin hotel song #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel spoilers #lucifer morningstar

[ittybittyluci]

WHY IS LUCI THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN?

- Took the entire Hazbin Hotel fandom by storm faster than you can say “magic-tastical back flippingrubber duck! Haha! That spits fire!”

- Obsessed with rubber ducks

- The best dad who loves his daughter so much

- Short King. Enough said.

- So many good nicknames: Short King, Apple Daddy, Duck Lord, Snek Boi

- Man wears a top hat to make himself look taller. I mean COME ON

- Neurodivergent coded

- Hella depressed (pun intended)

- Ultimate Rizz

- Quite literally an Angel (fallen but whatever)

- Hot asf demon form that he still manages to look adorable in

- Supportive father

- Protective father

- Most powerful being in all of Hell

- One-shot bitch slapped Adam into submission after a full minute of fucking around

- “Take that depression!”

- “Wap. Bap. Boom. Alakazam”

- This:

- And this:

- Andthisandthisandthisandthisandthis:

Oh, and finally, incase I haven’t convinced you

- This:

I rest my case

#hazbin hotel lucifer #i love luci #lucifer #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #tumblr sexyman #nomination #you can’t tell me he’s not #he is #adorable #sexy #apple daddy #short king #duck lord #superstar #the MVP #my world #best dad

[the-alakazam-attraction]

Am making a playlist for Al

Please send me any and all suggestions and/or circuscore or jestercore themed music

Playlist so far:

#from the showhost

[cherriisodapop]

Wap Bap Boom Alakazam!!!

Cherry Morningstar.

I relate to him n I like his design so I did this

I don’t like him like that, I just think he’s cool and I’m wondering if Charlie is in need of a sister bc I want a dad that loves me /hj

Now that I’m really looking at this, I’d serve cunt in a Lucifer cosplay ✨

#lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel #my sona #hazbin hotel oc #I forgot to do the details on the cane smh #luring in the Lucifer simps with these tags-

[a-wap-bap-boom]

WITH THE PUNCH OF A PENTAGRAM

A-WAP-BAP-BOOM ALAKAZAM

#Kaboom #Can be taken as him or me saying it lol #mod rocket

[certified-rat-bastard]

Looks like you-

-could use some help, from the big boss of hell himself.

Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp: FIVE STARTS, FLAWLESS, GREATER THAN GREAT!

With the punch of a Pentagram

I WAP BAP BOOM Alakazam.

Usually I charge a sacrificial lamp, but you get the family rate!

Thanks, Dad!!

Who needs a Busboy now You've got the Cheeef?

Wooaah!

Michelin tasting Menu free á la carte.

I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref.

Champaign fountains, Caviar Mauntains,

That's just the staaart!

Who's been there since day one?

Who's been faithful as a nun?

Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? with your executive producer.

That's true!

I'm your guy, your day to day.

Your chum, your stepfather hotelier.

Remember when I fixed that glog today?

I was stuck.

Thank you sir.

Oh you!

I'm truly honored that We've built such a booond.

You're like a child that I wish that I haaad

Uh what?

I care for you just like I daughter I spaaawned.

Hold on now!

It's a little funny, you could almost call me daaaaad.

[ultimatecutenesspeaks]

Bunny oh I’m see well that good to know vixen believe many don’t know but familiars who are stronger enough to become rulers can kill angels like me the little goddess of songs and the twin of the seas you should have seen it that fool have tried to kill we’ll just because I’m am from the mystification arcana who normally are super friendly doesn’t mean those feathery bastards can attack yours truly

Haruki: I see...

Lucifer: Well, that's great 'n all, but no one gives a shit! Anyways...

Lucifer:

🎵 Looks like you can use some help From the big boss of hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp ("Five stars!/Flawless!/Greater than great!")🎵

🎵 With the punch of a pentagram Wap bap boom Alakazam Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate! ("Thanks, dad!") 🎵

🎵 Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woah!) Michelin tasting, menu free á la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! Champagne fountains, caviar mountains That's just to start~! 🎵

#haruki speaks🐰 #lucifer speaks🐰 #answered asks🐰💗 #bunny anon #blog roleplay season five #the hellish adoption incidents